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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #50 on: April 03, 2017, 02:54:00 AM »
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What kind of dumbcunt robs a store whilst not on drugs?

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #51 on: April 03, 2017, 04:39:24 AM »
Lol.. Just making up the events as you wish they were.

Signed my deal for 15yrs total. Was expecting 2-5. Judge gave me the whole 15. Thats going easy on me? Lol.

Pretending im a hardened criminal bc i had nothing on my record? Why? Because i dont tolerate disrespectful bitches like you? You know why i call you a bitch? Its because to me, you are less than a man. I could do anything i wanted to you and you wouldnt and couldnt do anything about it. I could spit in that girl wifes face in front of you and youd do nothing until i left. Then youd run your mouth. You know it. Pathetic that you for some reason think i should explain anything to you. Such as a criminal record.. Like im gonna give you a criminal resume before i got arrested. Fuck youre delusional. And drug adled loser? Lol then why wasnt any of that in my Discovery?(the DAs case against me dumbass) because i wasnt on drugs. If i were i likely wouldve gotten drug treatment as part of my sentence since the state would get federal funding.

And i dont know why you highlighted that part of the post, since the judge has nothing to do with parole and i did my parole in a different state.

So, you pathetic, friendless, no social skills having, bitter twink, youre batting 0% on that post. As always.


oh brother, I don't know where to start...
What makes you think for one second you could even kick my ass in a fight let alone totally dominate me, you are not even 200lbs skinny fat at the moment, you really do have a totally over inflated opinion of what you are capable of.

You expected 5 years and you did 5 years.
TBH, you should have served 20 for sticking a gun in a shop assistants face, what would you have done to the guy who stuck a gun in you mums face if she had been behind the counter.
You are a worthless piece of shit who regular people avoid like the plague, hell you even changed your name so people cant find out what a piece of shit you are.

and as has already been said , why would anyone hold up a store who wasn't drug dependant and desperate?

post again , please, this gets better with every post.

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #52 on: April 03, 2017, 04:54:49 AM »
Found the other half of the kitchen below



That's not DP's Kitchen...
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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #53 on: April 03, 2017, 05:03:05 AM »
Better phone the border agency and tell them to watch out for any yank coming through carrying guitar string.

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #54 on: April 03, 2017, 05:05:05 AM »
I'm starting to believe I'm getting trolled here, no one could really be so daft as to write this stuff seriously.

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #55 on: April 03, 2017, 05:30:41 AM »
Ese ESFitness es un cabrón más peligroso que un mariachi. Ocho!!!

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #56 on: April 03, 2017, 08:31:51 AM »
I'm starting to believe I'm getting trolled here, no one could really be so daft as to write this stuff seriously.

Oh fuck yes they could, read 2-3 posts by Howard or Al Doggity over on the Politics board and you will see that stupidity is infinite.

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #57 on: April 03, 2017, 08:44:25 AM »
I offer my services to the highest bidder. Either to do ESFs beating up or to do Bethere s protecting. My rates are non negotiable.

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #58 on: April 03, 2017, 09:55:15 AM »
I offer my services to the highest bidder. Either to do ESFs beating up or to do Bethere s protecting. My rates are non negotiable.

I'd like to warn you, on the cobbles or in the ring:

I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #59 on: April 03, 2017, 11:45:09 AM »
I offer my services to the highest bidder. Either to do ESFs beating up or to do Bethere s protecting. My rates are non negotiable.

Yep, you look a right handful....

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #60 on: April 03, 2017, 11:51:11 AM »
he spent all his money on a top of the range kitchen





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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #61 on: April 03, 2017, 12:34:55 PM »
Lol.. Just making up the events as you wish they were.

Signed my deal for 15yrs total. Was expecting 2-5. Judge gave me the whole 15. Thats going easy on me? Lol.

Pretending im a hardened criminal bc i had nothing on my record? Why? Because i dont tolerate disrespectful bitches like you? You know why i call you a bitch? Its because to me, you are less than a man. I could do anything i wanted to you and you wouldnt and couldnt do anything about it. I could spit in that girl wifes face in front of you and youd do nothing until i left. Then youd run your mouth. You know it. Pathetic that you for some reason think i should explain anything to you. Such as a criminal record.. Like im gonna give you a criminal resume before i got arrested. Fuck youre delusional. And drug adled loser? Lol then why wasnt any of that in my Discovery?(the DAs case against me dumbass) because i wasnt on drugs. If i were i likely wouldve gotten drug treatment as part of my sentence since the state would get federal funding.

And i dont know why you highlighted that part of the post, since the judge has nothing to do with parole and i did my parole in a different state.

So, you pathetic, friendless, no social skills having, bitter twink, youre batting 0% on that post. As always.



you type so much and back up nothing.  Why bother?  Everyone knows you're full of shit, and look like it as well.

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #62 on: April 03, 2017, 12:57:59 PM »
So I'm still waiting for my down payment from EF to take care of Be There.



.....thinking I should ask for all of the money upfront.

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #63 on: April 03, 2017, 01:02:37 PM »
While I wish no ill will against be there and thing he is generally a funny bloke and good poster, I'd happily take a nice harmless and light hearted piss though his letterbox for £50 or so

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #64 on: April 03, 2017, 01:09:08 PM »
WHERE IS 8 INCH NOT BICEPS?????
IS HE M-I-A?

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #65 on: April 03, 2017, 01:16:17 PM »
I have wondered in the past if I was one of the few on this board that thought ES was completely full of shit, good to know everyone else does as well. ES getting his ass handed to him, epic owning Getbig style.

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #66 on: April 03, 2017, 01:16:25 PM »
WHERE IS 8 INCH NOT BICEPS?????
IS HE M-I-A?
he got banned then came back as bozo the rot, got found out again posting someone elses pics and vids and has disappeared again.

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #67 on: April 03, 2017, 01:42:37 PM »
he got banned then came back as bozo the rot, got found out again posting someone elses pics and vids and has disappeared again.

Why was he banned?

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #68 on: April 03, 2017, 02:29:25 PM »
Just post the pics then. Cut the bullshit and post a selfie of you standing in front of your house on a golf course.

Won't happen because you're full of shit. Just like you trained the Barbarian Bros. when you were 20 years old.

You make joon seem like a pillar of honesty with the crap you claim.

I want to know what the tuna and orange soda shakes tasted like.

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #69 on: April 03, 2017, 02:32:23 PM »
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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #70 on: April 03, 2017, 02:34:14 PM »
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the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.

Whatever happened to the concept of common courtesy? You know, be nice to other people not out of fear but rather out of a desire to be a decent person.  8)

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #71 on: April 03, 2017, 02:37:23 PM »
I want to know what the tuna and orange soda shakes tasted like.

I tried tuna and dt. Coke shakes after reading mattarazzo drank them. Lol.. Prolly around 97. Didnt taste as bad as ud expect

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #72 on: April 03, 2017, 02:40:00 PM »
seems hes going to send someone to the UK to beat me up, or worse.
Had a couple PMS from him calling my Mrs ugly  ;D

Guy is like a 15 year old gangbanger.

I await my assassin with baited breath
Guy seems to be a c unt.
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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #73 on: April 03, 2017, 02:53:44 PM »
Windows broken out are common.

Strange.  Because most states require any windows facing a golf course to have impact windows.  State regs and insurance companies are strict about this.

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #74 on: April 03, 2017, 04:11:21 PM »
Best thread in a while......pure fiction at it`s very best !  LOL  :D