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esfitness hires a hitman...
« on: April 02, 2017, 06:27:20 AM »
seems hes going to send someone to the UK to beat me up, or worse.
Had a couple PMS from him calling my Mrs ugly  ;D

Guy is like a 15 year old gangbanger.

I await my assassin with baited breath

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2017, 06:46:12 AM »
hit me up with a PM es. if the price is right this could be something i can help with  ;D

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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2017, 08:10:22 AM »
hit me up with a PM es. if the price is right this could be something i can help with  ;D

I expect there is a disorderly queue as we speak.... ;D

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« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2017, 08:26:10 AM »
Be There, be honest, are you afraid of your life? Remember, ESFitness lacks a fear gene and he does not take kindly to disrespect.

I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.
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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2017, 08:59:37 AM »
Would you like to hire some protection?

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« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2017, 09:41:04 AM »
Would you like to hire some protection?

Most getbiggers are afraid of their own shadows, let alone another human. 10 to 1, most getbiggers cry themselves to sleep at night, while sucking their thumb and holding onto their blankie. When a so-called man TRIES to act tough and manly, you know they really aren't. Being a man isn't something you should try to be. It just is. It should come naturally.
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« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2017, 09:49:20 AM »
Most getbiggers are afraid of their own shadows, let alone another human. 10 to 1, most getbiggers cry themselves to sleep at night, while sucking their thumb and holding onto their blankie. When a so-called man TRIES to act tough and manly, you know they really aren't. Being a man isn't something you should try to be. It just is. It should come naturally.

Have you forgotten where you are?  :D

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« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2017, 09:54:03 AM »
Be There, be honest, are you afraid of your life? Remember, ESFitness lacks a fear gene and he does not take kindly to disrespect.

I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.


he seems to be of the opinion that anyone who has been to prison is automatically a killing machine.

that meme was a classic, hes never come within a million miles of that post since.

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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2017, 09:56:14 AM »
I think Esfitness might be keyser soze

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2017, 10:21:21 AM »
Be afraid............be very very afraid!
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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2017, 10:24:34 AM »
The UK is Darren's battleground - EsFitness may be biting off more cock than he can chew.  :D
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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2017, 10:25:54 AM »
seems hes going to send someone to the UK to beat me up, or worse.
Had a couple PMS from him calling my Mrs ugly  ;D

Guy is like a 15 year old gangbanger.

I await my assassin with baited breath

ESBullshit can't afford bus fare from his single-wide trailer in Indio to the outskirts of LA

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« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2017, 10:47:16 AM »
ESBullshit can't afford bus fare from his single-wide trailer in Indio to the outskirts of LA
he spent all his money on a top of the range kitchen


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« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2017, 11:00:02 AM »
he spent all his money on a top of the range kitchen


A paupers kitchen

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2017, 11:40:40 AM »
Better call this guy.

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« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2017, 11:46:16 AM »
Better call this guy.

used to like that show... ;D

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« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2017, 11:50:17 AM »




Call Simon Pegg
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« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2017, 12:12:29 PM »
john wick part 3
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« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2017, 12:29:19 PM »
Calm down, gentlemen. Look at some pictures of musclemen.

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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2017, 01:04:48 PM »
he spent all his money on a top of the range kitchen


Now let me ask you who is telling the truth based on that kitchen pic:

ESBullshit says he lives in a golf course community in Palm Springs.

I say (know for a fact) he lives in a shitty apartment in Indio, CA.

Who do you think is full of shit?


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Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2017, 01:38:07 PM »
Now let me ask you who is telling the truth based on that kitchen pic:

ESBullshit says he lives in a golf course community in Palm Springs.

I say (know for a fact) he lives in a shitty apartment in Indio, CA.

Who do you think is full of shit?



of course hes full of shit, he looks like a fucking hobo....

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« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2017, 02:57:07 PM »
Lol. You know for a fact. You live in canada and your only knowledge of the Coachella valley is what you read on google. I dont know what your obcession is with indio, itblikely shows up first on google sincenits the largest city in the valley. If you knew anything about the area youd know there are worse areas around here. Like Desert Hot Springs or Coachella. Idiot. If i lived in indio id be training at that huge 24hr fitness and not down the street at EOS/Golds p.d. Actually the shitty areas of indio are more towards La Quinta and Coachella whereas you have homes and gated communities in the 450-600's elsewhere. I told you before all you have to do is check my facebook. Yet your excuse was "youndont have fb because youre an adult". Lol... As opposed to all the children who use it.

Btw, im i palm desert, not palm springs. About halfway between p.s. and indio.

And since you're so sure indio is a shithole, heres a quick link for homes for sale in case you wanna move out of the sticks.https://www.redfin.com/city/9273/CA/Indio


that photo tells us all we need to now about your current financial status.

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« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2017, 03:12:03 PM »
Lol. You know for a fact. You live in canada and your only knowledge of the Coachella valley is what you read on google. I dont know what your obcession is with indio, itblikely shows up first on google sincenits the largest city in the valley. If you knew anything about the area youd know there are worse areas around here. Like Desert Hot Springs or Coachella. Idiot. If i lived in indio id be training at that huge 24hr fitness and not down the street at EOS/Golds p.d. Actually the shitty areas of indio are more towards La Quinta and Coachella whereas you have homes and gated communities in the 450-600's elsewhere. I told you before all you have to do is check my facebook. Yet your excuse was "youndont have fb because youre an adult". Lol... As opposed to all the children who use it.

Btw, im i palm desert, not palm springs. About halfway between p.s. and indio.

And since you're so sure indio is a shithole, heres a quick link for homes for sale in case you wanna move out of the sticks.https://www.redfin.com/city/9273/CA/Indio

I don't live in Canada?

Put the pipe down twink, you're smoking yourself stupid.

For a big night out, you and the rock-skinny GF head on over to the Spotlight 29 casino and blow through that $15 an hour you make.

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« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2017, 04:01:37 PM »
Feel free to give me a call and ill stepnout and text you anpic of the golf course.

Of course your coward ass never will.

If you truly lived on a golf course like you claim, you would have already posted the pics.

What the fuck would I have to be afraid of about you, Mr. "Six Ounces of Hot Load Down My Throat is the Sweet Spot"? You don't think people actually believe the bullshit you spew, do you?

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« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2017, 04:36:20 PM »
If you truly lived on a golf course like you claim, you would have already posted the pics.

What the fuck would I have to be afraid of about you, Mr. "Six Ounces of Hot Load Down My Throat is the Sweet Spot"? You don't think people actually believe the bullshit you spew, do you?
He does live on a golf course, as a groundskeeper.