Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: ratherbebig on April 12, 2017, 01:11:25 PM

Title: whats your dream job?
Post by: ratherbebig on April 12, 2017, 01:11:25 PM
i got three

1. gas station. somewhere outta nowhere. dry heat. cold beer.

2. army surplus. like the one in falling down. "these have been used you know!" having people come in and talk about zombie apocalypse and shit.

3. gun store. just be around guns all day.

i think that would be three cool jobs where i wouldnt mind going to work.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: 10pints on April 12, 2017, 01:13:35 PM
All sound boring as fuck. Nevertheless, they are at the right level for your meager cognitive capabilities.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: ratherbebig on April 12, 2017, 01:19:21 PM
All sound boring as fuck. Nevertheless, they are at the right level for your meager cognitive capabilities.

a fourth one i can think of is barber shop.

having people come in all day and talk sports etc.

thats a great job!

the key thing about work is doing something that doesnt feel like work, something you dont mind doing. thats where people go wrong in life.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: ratherbebig on April 12, 2017, 01:20:47 PM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LTXdw7UAieI/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: ratherbebig on April 12, 2017, 01:21:18 PM
(http://s2.storage.akamai.coub.com/get/b24/p/coub/simple/cw_timeline_pic/624726a0fdc/5a873e38c70088a1db2d2/big_1443552174_image.jpg)
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: ratherbebig on April 12, 2017, 01:22:54 PM
(https://mrzip66.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/sacredmountain.jpg)
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: ratherbebig on April 12, 2017, 01:23:51 PM
(http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/4/42/CommandoMini14-1.jpg/600px-CommandoMini14-1.jpg)
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: ratherbebig on April 12, 2017, 01:24:24 PM
i feel so strongly about this

that if i go through life without any of the above jobs, i feel im missing out

Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: hench on April 12, 2017, 01:25:46 PM
To be a dancing bear
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Zillotch on April 12, 2017, 01:27:08 PM
i feel so strongly about this

that if i go through life without any of the above jobs, i feel im missing out

shoot for the stars, homie

1. gas station. somewhere outta nowhere. dry heat. cold beer.

this sounds strangely appealing
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Simple Simon on April 12, 2017, 01:27:29 PM
i got three

1. gas station. somewhere outta nowhere. dry heat. cold beer.

2. army surplus. like the one in falling down. "these have been used you know!" having people come in and talk about zombie apocalypse and shit.

3. gun store. just be around guns all day.

i think that would be three cool jobs where i wouldnt mind going to work.

esfitness hacking accounts in this thread.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: B R on April 12, 2017, 01:31:17 PM
Underwater wood welder.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Yamcha on April 12, 2017, 01:34:37 PM
GetBig mod
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Nails on April 12, 2017, 01:35:11 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/17/article-0-16FB4237000005DC-747_634x621.jpg)
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: robcguns on April 12, 2017, 01:38:48 PM
i got three

1. gas station. somewhere outta nowhere. dry heat. cold beer.

2. army surplus. like the one in falling down. "these have been used you know!" having people come in and talk about zombie apocalypse and shit.

3. gun store. just be around guns all day.

i think that would be three cool jobs where i wouldnt mind going to work.

Number 1 would be awesome out west on a deserted highway.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Nails on April 12, 2017, 01:40:03 PM
 :D


To be a dancing bear
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Rambone on April 12, 2017, 01:48:51 PM
My dream job involves the great American novel. I'm currently writing a story about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: balzac on April 12, 2017, 03:02:35 PM
refugee in germany
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: hench on April 12, 2017, 03:14:21 PM
just for one night even, would be enough to last a lifetime  ;D
love the avatar btw
:D


Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: illuminati on April 12, 2017, 03:14:53 PM
Surprised no ones gone for the

Blind in 1 eye - Black - Queer - Transvestite- liberal - Leftists  - Musli - Refuge --
They would be instant millionaires/ celebrities/ have every door open for them.
 ::)
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Nails on April 12, 2017, 03:15:36 PM
(http://toastervision.com/wp-content/themes/grandmag/cache/dancing-bear-reviews-655x380.jpg)
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 12, 2017, 04:30:45 PM
......I'm doing it and it gets better by the year which is why I don't call it a "job".
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Mr Anabolic on April 12, 2017, 04:46:27 PM
No job.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Wiggs on April 12, 2017, 04:50:41 PM
Herbalist/fitness guru/Evangelist All in one. Physical, emotional and spiritual healer.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Chidoman on April 12, 2017, 05:01:46 PM
Gynecologist.... ;D

Smelling pussy All Day!...Even the Old Milfy ones!
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: SF1900 on April 12, 2017, 05:05:42 PM
Herbalist/fitness guru/Evangelist All in one. Physical, emotional and spiritual healer.

Wiggs, are you currently working in the herb and fitness field?
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Wiggs on April 12, 2017, 05:09:47 PM
Wiggs, are you currently working in the herb and fitness field?

lololol...The herb and fitness field?  Is that what it's called.

As far as herbalism, I I've been practicing on myself and others within my circle for the past couple years. This is true medicine. Plants. Not pills.  And fitness and health, I do nothing for others unless they ask me. I'm not talking lifting weights. I'm talking cardiovascular health, resistance training etc. This would be something Id have to pursue after retirement.   
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Spike on April 12, 2017, 05:18:32 PM
Pet masseuse


-clients always happy , don't ever talk , or give me fckn attitude


Or working for Blackwater Security/ Xe as a tactical strength advisor


Or finally gettin my nursery license - going commercial
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: ESFitness on April 12, 2017, 05:26:36 PM
Sushi chef. Without question.

It's one thing to sit at the bar & drop $100+ at a sushi place for you and someone else & watch them make the sushi and see the surprise on their face when enjoy it. It's a whole 'nother to make the sushi yourself and see her or other people enjoy sushi you made that looks and tastes as good as a place with $20 speciality rolls and a minimum hour long wait to be seated.

So, Sushi chef. 100%
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on April 12, 2017, 07:56:48 PM
Emily Ratjakowski's exercise bike seat...
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on April 12, 2017, 08:47:15 PM
i got three

1. gas station. somewhere outta nowhere. dry heat. cold beer.

2. army surplus. like the one in falling down. "these have been used you know!" having people come in and talk about zombie apocalypse and shit.

3. gun store. just be around guns all day.

i think that would be three cool jobs where i wouldnt mind going to work.

I really like this guy based on this post alone. New favorite poster.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Master Blaster on April 12, 2017, 09:31:57 PM
Sushi chef. Without question.

It's one thing to sit at the bar & drop $100+ at a sushi place for you and someone else & watch them make the sushi and see the surprise on their face when enjoy it. It's a whole 'nother to make the sushi yourself and see her or other people enjoy sushi you made that looks and tastes as good as a place with $20 speciality rolls and a minimum hour long wait to be seated.

So, Sushi chef. 100%

Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Simple Simon on April 12, 2017, 10:20:03 PM
Sushi chef. Without question.

It's one thing to sit at the bar & drop $100+ at a sushi place for you and someone else & watch them make the sushi and see the surprise on their face when enjoy it. It's a whole 'nother to make the sushi yourself and see her or other people enjoy sushi you made that looks and tastes as good as a place with $20 speciality rolls and a minimum hour long wait to be seated.

So, Sushi chef. 100%
jeez, if stinking of fish all day appeals to you then go for it.

I bet most sushi chefs fucking hate their shitty menial wage jobs

dare to dream .....
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: ESFitness on April 12, 2017, 10:28:08 PM
jeez, if stinking of fish all day appeals to you then go for it.

I bet most sushi chefs fucking hate their shitty menial wage jobs

dare to dream .....

Clearly trolling about things you know nothing about. I see why you have no friends. Everything out of you is negative and cynical. You'd complain about having to sprinkle glitter on strippers for $100k a year.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Never1AShow on April 12, 2017, 10:33:21 PM
I think the sushi restaurant could be GetBig themed with various menu items named after top posters and flat screens running top posts, pics from the random bodybuilding, random pics and ass threads.

You could place your sushi order and also write something to be posted on the order slip.

I'll have the Mike Mentzer should have won the 80 Olympia rolls.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: ESFitness on April 12, 2017, 10:41:41 PM
I think the sushi restaurant could be GetBig themed with various menu items named after top posters and flat screens running top posts, pics from the random bodybuilding, random pics and ass threads.

You could place your sushi order and also write something to be posted on the order slip.

I'll have the Mike Mentzer should have won the 80 Olympia rolls.

Thatd be just a piece of blowfish nigiri.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: tres_taco_combo on April 12, 2017, 11:23:20 PM
I think life is most interesting when you reinvent yourself throughout your life. id like to be a chippendales dancer on the world tour for 1-2 years or live in vegas  ;D or in a popular heavy metal band

pepper in a biker gang

army ranger 75th ranger regiment

afterwards - aircraft finance (fixed income ABS/EETC finance at the institutional level -

when im old as balls, work at a golf course

finally - moderator in a fitness board
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Simple Simon on April 13, 2017, 12:04:46 AM
Clearly trolling about things you know nothing about. I see why you have no friends. Everything out of you is negative and cynical. You'd complain about having to sprinkle glitter on strippers for $100k a year.

https://www.indeed.co.uk/The-Sushi-Chef-jobs

shitty job shitty money
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: kreator on April 13, 2017, 12:08:16 AM
oiling up bodybuilders before contests
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Tapeworm on April 13, 2017, 05:36:12 AM
nigiri.

Not cool man.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Marty Champions on April 13, 2017, 06:13:51 AM
realisticly picking up trash on the beach looking at sluts in bikinis all day n being drunk
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Marty Champions on April 13, 2017, 06:15:19 AM
Gynecologist.... ;D

Smelling pussy All Day!...Even the Old Milfy ones!
this
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on April 13, 2017, 07:47:50 AM
Gynecologist.... ;D

Smelling pussy All Day!...Even the Old Milfy ones!
How about the old and young, fat ,smelly diseased ones. I'll pass, I would rather choose the ones I want.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: CalvinH on April 13, 2017, 08:03:53 AM
I am a mod on Get Big=dream fulfilled. 8)
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on April 13, 2017, 08:26:46 AM
Ice machine repair man in Vegas
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: The Ugly on April 13, 2017, 08:42:19 AM
Number 1 would be awesome out west on a deserted highway.

Precisely what this fella thought.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Rambone on April 13, 2017, 10:33:20 AM
Ice machine repair man in Vegas

Damn, you stole my dream job. I guess I'll settle for elevator repairman specializing in shafts
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: oldtimer1 on April 13, 2017, 11:03:32 AM
Being a movie star. You work for 3 months every two years. You have millions to do anything you want. Everywhere you go people smile and go nuts wanting to see you. Restaurants give you the best table and often comp the meal hoping you return.  Personally I wouldn't care if a celebrity was by me but it seems I'm in the minority.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Thespritz0 on April 13, 2017, 11:22:18 AM
I'd be in heaven being the laundry man for the Baltimore Raven Cheerleaders!!!!!
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Tapeworm on April 13, 2017, 11:25:25 AM
Baltimore Raven Cheerleader
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: robcguns on April 13, 2017, 11:29:58 AM
Precisely what this fella thought.

Hahaha great movie
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 13, 2017, 12:01:45 PM
Dictator
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Mitch on April 13, 2017, 12:20:02 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/04/13/15/3F37A41200000578-4409298-image-a-26_1492095092508.jpg)
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: illuminati on April 13, 2017, 02:40:00 PM
Dictator



Ha - Good one.

Or A Billionaire.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Never1AShow on April 13, 2017, 07:56:39 PM
Dictator

tator not taster
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on April 13, 2017, 09:13:15 PM
Grapefruit holder
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 13, 2017, 10:06:06 PM
tator not taster

 ;D
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Yanin on April 13, 2017, 11:44:49 PM
Probably porn actor primary boning pawgs on my own schedule earning minimum 10k per scene and I'd do this drug free. I'd be a pioneer in a new sub genre in porn, natural no drugs lol
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: heenok on April 14, 2017, 12:40:20 AM
Airplace pilot on a big commercial company

tons of money
not a lot of actual work
prestige
air stewardess on your dick
travelling the world
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Simple Simon on April 14, 2017, 01:04:27 AM
Airplace pilot on a big commercial company

tons of money
not a lot of actual work
prestige
air stewardess on your dick
travelling the world
thats actually a movie about airline pilots, the reality is likely very different.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Yanin on April 14, 2017, 01:18:16 AM
thats actually a movie about airline pilots, the reality is likely very different.

Empty relationships, stuardes probably want nothing to do with you since they are hookers anyway and probably very boring
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 14, 2017, 03:34:11 AM
Airplace pilot on a big commercial company

tons of money
not a lot of actual work
prestige
air stewardess on your dick
travelling the world

You mean porn director & actor
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Never1AShow on April 14, 2017, 10:28:58 AM
Independently wealthy gym owner so I don't have to worry about dunning fools for their monthly dues, just hang out and train and give advices.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Howard on April 14, 2017, 10:38:27 AM
Gynecologist.... ;D

Smelling pussy All Day!...Even the Old Milfy ones!

I used to work out in the same gym as an OBGYN.
He said it wasn't that great.
Most of the time, they saw him when something was wrong with it LOL :o
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Howard on April 14, 2017, 10:40:08 AM
I always wanted to be a gay male prostitute that bottomed for older schmoes dressed in a bunny suit :o
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 14, 2017, 12:57:27 PM
I always wanted to be a gay male prostitute that bottomed for older schmoes dressed in a bunny suit :o

We already knew that
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: hench on April 14, 2017, 01:20:48 PM
Put your mind to it you can be whatever you want
I always wanted to be a gay male prostitute that bottomed for older schmoes dressed in a bunny suit :o
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Tedim on April 14, 2017, 01:29:16 PM
goat herder in Afghanistan
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 14, 2017, 01:39:54 PM
goat herder in Afghanistan

And fuck a random goat once you become bored
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Tedim on April 14, 2017, 01:41:55 PM
And fuck a random goat once you become bored

Hey, I'm not in it just for the $$$ and prestige
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 14, 2017, 05:37:50 PM
.....how my day went


https://instagram.com/p/BS3-_KShQlN/
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Howard on April 14, 2017, 06:24:38 PM
Probably porn actor primary boning pawgs on my own schedule earning minimum 10k per scene and I'd do this drug free. I'd be a pioneer in a new sub genre in porn, natural no drugs lol

Sounds as lucrative and popular as the pro natural bodybuilder circuit ???
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Howard on April 14, 2017, 06:32:48 PM
I think the sushi restaurant could be GetBig themed with various menu items named after top posters and flat screens running top posts, pics from the random bodybuilding, random pics and ass threads.

You could place your sushi order and also write something to be posted on the order slip.

I'll have the Mike Mentzer should have won the 80 Olympia rolls.

I'll have the TBombz blow fish bunny roll with a side of suck 'em Shizzo.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Straw Man on April 14, 2017, 06:39:56 PM
My dream job is best-selling author.
You get to work for yourself and "work" anywhere in the world that you want.
You get to be creative and obviously make a lot of money
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Zillotch on April 14, 2017, 07:15:11 PM
.....how my day went

https://instagram.com/p/BS3-_KShQlN/

u hang with blacks all day.... lucky guy
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: The Ugly on April 14, 2017, 07:17:28 PM
My dream job is best-selling author.

Same.

I'd even trade best-selling for ain't-starving, long as I could make a living from it.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Rusty Trombone on April 14, 2017, 08:34:55 PM
An executioner?

Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Tapeworm on April 14, 2017, 09:20:49 PM
Siege engineer.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: tres_taco_combo on April 14, 2017, 09:40:29 PM
famous artist  - for realz
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 14, 2017, 10:39:14 PM
u hang with blacks all day.... lucky guy

Pretty racist for a liberal... oh wait, liberals are inherently racist. You people always find a way to put your foot in your mouth...lmao
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 14, 2017, 11:05:26 PM
u hang with blacks all day and doing nuffin.... lucky guy

Fixed
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: ratherbebig on April 15, 2017, 12:40:01 AM
My dream job is best-selling author.
You get to work for yourself and "work" anywhere in the world that you want.
You get to be creative and obviously make a lot of money


but there's a lot of pressure to perform, you get an advance that you spent and then you need to deliver and every day you get up just to see that white page in front of you  :(
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Zillotch on April 15, 2017, 10:18:04 AM
Pretty racist for a liberal... oh wait, liberals are inherently racist. You people always find a way to put your foot in your mouth...lmao

let me guess... u couldn't get a white chick? whatever u do have, I guarantee that she has had her rectum prolapsed on the regular by any number of them blacks u hang with, tard.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 15, 2017, 10:22:08 AM
let me guess... u couldn't get a white chick? whatever u do have, I guarantee that she has had her rectum prolapsed on the regular by any number of them blacks u hang with, tard.

Great answer, gimmick.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Zillotch on April 15, 2017, 10:26:10 AM
Great answer, gimmick.

ur wife thinks so, tard.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 15, 2017, 10:49:23 AM
ur wife thinks so, tard.

You sound like a bitch, why hide?
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Zillotch on April 15, 2017, 10:53:20 AM
You sound like a bitch, why hide?

coming from a cucked tard... thats kinda funny. hide how? I take it thats ur way of asking for a dick pic?

do u realize that ur mentally retarded, or do u feel 'normal'?
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 15, 2017, 11:48:18 AM
Coal Miner. Seems to be the "it" job according to the White House.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Never1AShow on April 15, 2017, 02:28:50 PM
I'd like to be the bodybuilding version of Willie Wonka, making all sorts of creative and delicious tasting supplements for all the girls and boys.  I could have a factory staffed by manlets singing mysterious clue filled songs and churning my whey protein river on treadmills, trying to get shredded, and powering the factory.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Pray_4_War on April 15, 2017, 02:31:26 PM
Professional Blowjob Recipient.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 15, 2017, 03:05:46 PM
Professional Blowjob Recipient.

Hold on. Zilloche's mom will be ready in about 10min.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Derrick Rigg on April 16, 2017, 08:18:40 AM
My dream is to have a job now.

Got laid off three weeks ago so looking for a new job as a technical writer. Had my first phone interview for a position Thursday for a contract job. We shall see. I've also performed a lot of proposal writing.

Before being tech writer, I was a personal trainer.

Being 6'2" and 275, I hope people don't think I'm just a big, dumb musclehead. >:(
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: mphgrove on April 16, 2017, 09:31:38 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/17/article-0-16FB4237000005DC-747_634x621.jpg)

Check out the fingerless gloves worn by this very same professional oiler in the clip below.  Gives him more precise contact during oiling:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0sfQXcHIyLo&oref=https%3A%2F%2Faccounts.google.com%2Fsignin%2Fchallenge%2Fsl%2Fpassword&has_verified=1&client=mv-google&layout=mobile
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: mphgrove on April 27, 2017, 06:51:28 AM
Pump room volunteers needed (job duties illustrated):

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLSLw46QlHKGyXOcdY54He47_FIcbG5ynG&params=OAFIAVgL&v=3vSeG0rvVg4&mode=NORMAL
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: mphgrove on April 27, 2017, 06:54:04 AM
Guaranteed job satisfaction. Highly stimulating position. (at 3:35)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kM1eBEWiqWE
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: ilalin on April 27, 2017, 06:56:20 AM
music mixing and/or mastering engineer

also,

Holywood A-production movie colorist
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: el numero uno on April 27, 2017, 07:54:57 AM
College Professor: I'd need a PhD for this. And I'm not sure if that's a good financial decision. At a low level university I could probably join with just a MSc thou.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 27, 2017, 07:56:51 AM
unlicensed deep tissue massage therapist with a raging drug problem.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: mphgrove on May 02, 2017, 02:34:19 PM
He will take major salary cut if position still available:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yZY2mLPbh-U&sns=em
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on May 02, 2017, 02:54:13 PM
A detective
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: MuscleManDrew on May 02, 2017, 04:21:09 PM
Writer
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Fuzzy Nuts on May 02, 2017, 06:14:09 PM
Master Sommelier

Mattress Tester

Game Show Host
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Surfboard 1717 on May 02, 2017, 10:13:27 PM
Biceps supinator technician on Manly beach  :)
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: CalvinH on May 10, 2017, 11:27:42 AM
dji'llneverweigh181 boxing instructor.
This guys get paid to beat up dj and then when dj's had enough the trainer tells him he's doing great and has a future in boxing.
dj pays him again and gets to beat him up some more.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: johnnynoname on May 10, 2017, 11:38:26 AM
I would love to work (not own but work) at either a retro gaming shop or a comic book shop

something simple like that
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: bigmc on May 11, 2017, 12:38:31 AM
dji'llneverweigh181 boxing instructor.
This guys get paid to beat up dj and then when dj's had enough the trainer tells him he's doing great and has a future in boxing.
dj pays him again and gets to beat him up some more.

 ;D
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 11, 2017, 02:00:29 AM
dji'llneverweigh181 boxing instructor.
This guys get paid to beat up dj and then when dj's had enough the trainer tells him he's doing great and has a future in boxing.
dj pays him again and gets to beat him up some more.

Ha, brutal :D
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Surfboard 1717 on May 11, 2017, 02:33:07 AM
Actually I have 1: hanging on the beach, surfing for cawk, sailing & Brokeback mountain biking  8) 8) 8)

Screw education & philosophy.  I just want to get screwed
 8)
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: AbrahamG on May 11, 2017, 02:44:31 AM
State sponsored rapist.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 11, 2017, 02:59:55 AM
State sponsored rapist.

You must either be black or an ugly white guy
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 11, 2017, 10:04:49 AM
Writer

Do tell.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: CalvinH on May 11, 2017, 10:41:59 AM
Do tell.


He would but he can't think of anything to write.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 12, 2017, 01:52:10 AM
Stephen King's trick to overcoming writer's block is to cut his dick in half.  Not off.  Longways.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: ratherbebig on May 12, 2017, 02:01:51 PM
now the question becomes - will you make this dream become reality or will you stick with your current job?

how come others work their dream job and not you?
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: AbrahamG on May 17, 2017, 06:13:06 PM
You must either be black or an ugly white guy

My mother always said how handsome I am.
Title: Re: whats your dream job?
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 17, 2017, 10:19:45 PM
My mother always said how handsome I am.

"Sure" and "OK"