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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #50 on: April 13, 2017, 11:29:58 AM »
Precisely what this fella thought.

Hahaha great movie

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #51 on: April 13, 2017, 12:01:45 PM »
Dictator

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #52 on: April 13, 2017, 12:20:02 PM »

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #53 on: April 13, 2017, 02:40:00 PM »
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Ha - Good one.

Or A Billionaire.

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #54 on: April 13, 2017, 07:56:39 PM »

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #55 on: April 13, 2017, 09:13:15 PM »
Grapefruit holder

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Re: whats your dream job?
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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #57 on: April 13, 2017, 11:44:49 PM »
Probably porn actor primary boning pawgs on my own schedule earning minimum 10k per scene and I'd do this drug free. I'd be a pioneer in a new sub genre in porn, natural no drugs lol

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #58 on: April 14, 2017, 12:40:20 AM »
Airplace pilot on a big commercial company

tons of money
not a lot of actual work
prestige
air stewardess on your dick
travelling the world

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #59 on: April 14, 2017, 01:04:27 AM »
Airplace pilot on a big commercial company

tons of money
not a lot of actual work
prestige
air stewardess on your dick
travelling the world
thats actually a movie about airline pilots, the reality is likely very different.

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #60 on: April 14, 2017, 01:18:16 AM »
thats actually a movie about airline pilots, the reality is likely very different.

Empty relationships, stuardes probably want nothing to do with you since they are hookers anyway and probably very boring

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #61 on: April 14, 2017, 03:34:11 AM »
Airplace pilot on a big commercial company

tons of money
not a lot of actual work
prestige
air stewardess on your dick
travelling the world

You mean porn director & actor

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #62 on: April 14, 2017, 10:28:58 AM »
Independently wealthy gym owner so I don't have to worry about dunning fools for their monthly dues, just hang out and train and give advices.

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #63 on: April 14, 2017, 10:38:27 AM »
Gynecologist.... ;D

Smelling pussy All Day!...Even the Old Milfy ones!

I used to work out in the same gym as an OBGYN.
He said it wasn't that great.
Most of the time, they saw him when something was wrong with it LOL :o

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #64 on: April 14, 2017, 10:40:08 AM »
I always wanted to be a gay male prostitute that bottomed for older schmoes dressed in a bunny suit :o

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #65 on: April 14, 2017, 12:57:27 PM »
I always wanted to be a gay male prostitute that bottomed for older schmoes dressed in a bunny suit :o

We already knew that

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #66 on: April 14, 2017, 01:20:48 PM »
Put your mind to it you can be whatever you want
I always wanted to be a gay male prostitute that bottomed for older schmoes dressed in a bunny suit :o

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #67 on: April 14, 2017, 01:29:16 PM »
goat herder in Afghanistan

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #68 on: April 14, 2017, 01:39:54 PM »
goat herder in Afghanistan

And fuck a random goat once you become bored

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #69 on: April 14, 2017, 01:41:55 PM »
And fuck a random goat once you become bored

Hey, I'm not in it just for the $$$ and prestige

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Re: whats your dream job?
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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #71 on: April 14, 2017, 06:24:38 PM »
Probably porn actor primary boning pawgs on my own schedule earning minimum 10k per scene and I'd do this drug free. I'd be a pioneer in a new sub genre in porn, natural no drugs lol

Sounds as lucrative and popular as the pro natural bodybuilder circuit ???

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #72 on: April 14, 2017, 06:32:48 PM »
I think the sushi restaurant could be GetBig themed with various menu items named after top posters and flat screens running top posts, pics from the random bodybuilding, random pics and ass threads.

You could place your sushi order and also write something to be posted on the order slip.

I'll have the Mike Mentzer should have won the 80 Olympia rolls.

I'll have the TBombz blow fish bunny roll with a side of suck 'em Shizzo.

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #73 on: April 14, 2017, 06:39:56 PM »
My dream job is best-selling author.
You get to work for yourself and "work" anywhere in the world that you want.
You get to be creative and obviously make a lot of money

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Re: whats your dream job?
« Reply #74 on: April 14, 2017, 07:15:11 PM »