whats your dream job?

[The Ugly]

My dream job is best-selling author.

Same.

I'd even trade best-selling for ain't-starving, long as I could make a living from it.

[Rusty Trombone]

An executioner?

[Tapeworm]

Siege engineer.

[tres_taco_combo]

famous artist  - for realz

[Coach is Back!]

u hang with blacks all day.... lucky guy

Pretty racist for a liberal... oh wait, liberals are inherently racist. You people always find a way to put your foot in your mouth...lmao

[DroppingPlates]

u hang with blacks all day and doing nuffin.... lucky guy

Fixed

[ratherbebig]

My dream job is best-selling author.
You get to work for yourself and "work" anywhere in the world that you want.
You get to be creative and obviously make a lot of money

but there's a lot of pressure to perform, you get an advance that you spent and then you need to deliver and every day you get up just to see that white page in front of you 

[Zillotch]

Pretty racist for a liberal... oh wait, liberals are inherently racist. You people always find a way to put your foot in your mouth...lmao

let me guess... u couldn't get a white chick? whatever u do have, I guarantee that she has had her rectum prolapsed on the regular by any number of them blacks u hang with, tard.

[Coach is Back!]

let me guess... u couldn't get a white chick? whatever u do have, I guarantee that she has had her rectum prolapsed on the regular by any number of them blacks u hang with, tard.

Great answer, gimmick.

[Zillotch]

Great answer, gimmick.

ur wife thinks so, tard.

[Coach is Back!]

ur wife thinks so, tard.

You sound like a bitch, why hide?

[Zillotch]

You sound like a bitch, why hide?

coming from a cucked tard... thats kinda funny. hide how? I take it thats ur way of asking for a dick pic?

do u realize that ur mentally retarded, or do u feel 'normal'?

[El Diablo Blanco]

Coal Miner. Seems to be the "it" job according to the White House.

[Never1AShow]

I'd like to be the bodybuilding version of Willie Wonka, making all sorts of creative and delicious tasting supplements for all the girls and boys.  I could have a factory staffed by manlets singing mysterious clue filled songs and churning my whey protein river on treadmills, trying to get shredded, and powering the factory.

[Pray_4_War]

Professional Blowjob Recipient.

[Coach is Back!]

Professional Blowjob Recipient.

Hold on. Zilloche's mom will be ready in about 10min.

[Derrick Rigg]

My dream is to have a job now.

Got laid off three weeks ago so looking for a new job as a technical writer. Had my first phone interview for a position Thursday for a contract job. We shall see. I've also performed a lot of proposal writing.

Before being tech writer, I was a personal trainer.

Being 6'2" and 275, I hope people don't think I'm just a big, dumb musclehead.

[mphgrove]

Check out the fingerless gloves worn by this very same professional oiler in the clip below.  Gives him more precise contact during oiling:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0sfQXcHIyLo&oref=https%3A%2F%2Faccounts.google.com%2Fsignin%2Fchallenge%2Fsl%2Fpassword&has_verified=1&client=mv-google&layout=mobile

[mphgrove]

Pump room volunteers needed (job duties illustrated):

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLSLw46QlHKGyXOcdY54He47_FIcbG5ynG&params=OAFIAVgL&v=3vSeG0rvVg4&mode=NORMAL

[mphgrove]

Guaranteed job satisfaction. Highly stimulating position. (at 3:35)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kM1eBEWiqWE

[ilalin]

music mixing and/or mastering engineer

also,

Holywood A-production movie colorist

[el numero uno]

College Professor: I'd need a PhD for this. And I'm not sure if that's a good financial decision. At a low level university I could probably join with just a MSc thou.

[FitnessFrenzy]

unlicensed deep tissue massage therapist with a raging drug problem.

[mphgrove]

He will take major salary cut if position still available:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yZY2mLPbh-U&sns=em

[The Wizard of Truth]

A detective