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i can cover it up pretty good if needed, but you cant miss it. its from my upper abs to the top of my chest.
every girl i date almost shocked when they see it for the first time.
i dont have a good story - like a shark attack - used to bug me but now i dont give a fuck
tiny pic wont upload a larger pic
(http://i65.tinypic.com/e1222u.jpg)
feeling brunt the fuck out - :-\
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Ask esfitness
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Have you had your chest cracked open by a surgeon?...That is what it looks like...Go with that.
550 pixels square is the biggest photo you can upload for the most part...I know there are pictures that are much bigger that have been uploaded, but I don't know how they did it.
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You can say you injured yourself on a locked turnstyle. Looks like that would be about chest height.
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Just tell her: Shizzo stole my heart.
Flex Wheeler also made up ninjas and that might work also.
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i can cover it up pretty good if needed, but you cant miss it. its from my upper abs to the top of my chest.
every girl i date almost shocked when they see it for the first time.
i dont have a good story - like a shark attack - used to bug me but now i dont give a fuck
tiny pic wont upload a larger pic
(http://i65.tinypic.com/e1222u.jpg)
feeling brunt the fuck out - :-\
What's the story on that?
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i tell people who ask how I got my full abdominal incision scar that it was from fighting an alien in a South American jungle and that I think they made a movie about it, I'm not sure if they ever actually believe it though.
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Ask esfitness
X100
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schmoe squating accident?
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(http://i65.tinypic.com/e1222u.jpg)
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Bro people who care about scars are half asses
I've been stabbed numerous times , big scar on my shoulder and on my ankle , as well as surgery scars all over my hands
Just associate with violence and most people don't pry
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Bro people who care about scars are half asses
I've been stabbed numerous times , big scar on my shoulder and on my ankle , as well as surgery scars all over my hands
Just associate with violence and most people don't pry
just needs a guitar string and you are good to go
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Tell the truth about how you got it or go with car accident you received your twin brothers heart.
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2.choices.. If you like her, tell her the truth. Cuz eventually she'll find.... Amd explain to her usually you tell people you were wrestling an alligator, but you like her and you wanted her to know from the start.
If you cant remember her last name or where she works, youre prolly just gonna bang her till something better comes along... In that case, give her the alligator story.
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Just tell her: Shizzo stole my heart.
Flex Wheeler also made up ninjas and that might work also.
This is gold ;D
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This is starting to feel like Enzo v2.0.
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Looks like a scar from open heart surgery. Women freakout because they don't want you to drop dead on them after ejaculation occurs.
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Tell chicks that you were in the special forces. On a mission in Serbia to extract one of their military leaders. You were going through the forest when one of your troop members took a step and you heard a loud "click". You knew it was a landmine. You came running through before they took their next step and pushed them out of the way when the explosion went off sending shrapnel right into your midsection.
You'll get their pussies so wet that it'll be too easy.
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i can cover it up pretty good if needed, but you cant miss it. its from my upper abs to the top of my chest.
every girl i date almost shocked when they see it for the first time.
i dont have a good story - like a shark attack - used to bug me but now i dont give a fuck
tiny pic wont upload a larger pic
(http://i65.tinypic.com/e1222u.jpg)
feeling brunt the fuck out - :-\
Why do you care about a lil scar when you dwarfed/outangled Calum Von Moger on one picture?
That should be a feeling lasting for a lifetime!
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i can cover it up pretty good if needed, but you cant miss it. its from my upper abs to the top of my chest.
every girl i date almost shocked when they see it for the first time.
i dont have a good story - like a shark attack - used to bug me but now i dont give a fuck
tiny pic wont upload a larger pic
(http://i65.tinypic.com/e1222u.jpg)
feeling brunt the fuck out - :-\
Some wheels on you...
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just tell the truth
I don't use the phrase "Beta" much because most people who use that phrase to describe something are usually "tools" however, anyone who needs to make a excuse of any sorts is beta
just tell the truth no matter how boring it is
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just tell the truth
Right on.
In the village in the foothills they say the mountain will exact its toll. By the end of the first day we'd lost 3 sherpas, and another 3 the next. They had turned back, you see. Superstition is rife among the simple mountain people. They said my scar was a mark of impending fate. That when death narrowly misses he feels cheated, and soon returns to claim his prize.
Yes but how did you get it?
That's what they asked me. They felt it was important. I'll tell you what I told them. In the jungle, death lurks in every thicket. It dances among the shadows and drips from every branch above. By the end of the first day we'd lost 3 burros. La selva se llevo. My native guide sought reassurance and asked if I was a great warrior within my tribe and had received the mark in combat.
Um, did you?
I never had the chance to serve in the infantry with those fine men. The service decided that my reflexes and my cunning were best put to use in the cockpit of an F-97 Tomraptor. Of course, what the brass wanted and what the equipment could do were two very different things. Sometimes we'd fly for 48 hours straight without even stopping to refuel. I once glided in with an engine out, no landing gear, and no wings. We lost 3 mechanics that day. 'Scurvy Scarsy' they'd call me. They were good men.
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just needs a guitar string and you are good to go
Jesus bro is that you? Youve been stabbed numerous times? wtf? Lets hear some stories!
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Put a huge grizzly head on your wall, and say you killed it with your bare hands. ;D
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Good physique dude!!
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Looks like a scar from open heart surgery.
everyone says that. go to any pool party "what happened to you :o :o :o?"
i used to hate it/
we all have insecurities - but learning to own it ... slowly i am starting to like it.....taking me some time :-\
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Good physique dude!!
thank you sir
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2.choices.. If you like her, tell her the truth. Cuz eventually she'll find.... Amd explain to her usually you tell people you were wrestling an alligator, but you like her and you wanted her to know from the start.
If you cant remember her last name or where she works, youre prolly just gonna bang her till something better comes along... In that case, give her the alligator story.
1. alligators arent nearly as deadly a a crocodile
2. ESF give me your best story! ;D - I was with some Chinese triads and there shit was strong. not the typical frat boy stuff that is stepped on, but super strong shit straight from the Orient and put me over the top
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You were in Mexico on a drug run during your wild and crazier days, when you decided to head over to the las playas for a little R and R. While taking a little swim, you paddled right into a school of Portuguese Man O' War. Even though you were able to muster the strength to make it back to shore, you had a heart attack right there on the beach.
If it wasn't for the kindest of an elderly doctor named Paco cracking your chest with fruit knife, and manually massaging your heart till help came, you wouldnt've of made it. Even though you made it back to the States, you've still got this gnarly scar to remind you of those wild and crazy times.
And to pay back Paco, you now sponsor a few wayward indigenous Mexican kids schooling*.
* Get yourself a nice wallet size portrait of a kid with wild hair and a little dirt on her cheeks to flesh it out. It could totally work.
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everyone says that. go to any pool party "what happened to you :o :o :o?"
i used to hate it/
we all have insecurities - but learning to own it ... slowly i am starting to like it.....taking me some time :-\
To clarify, you have no problem posting an unsolicited picture of yourself in your underwear to a bunch of strange men on the internet, but explaining a scar to somebody is giving you issues?
Since you're avoiding the reason, the official getbig explanation at the moment is an accident involving boiling semen.
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You were in Mexico on a drug run during your wild and crazier days, when you decided to head over to the las playas for a little R and R. While taking a little swim, you paddled right into a school of Portuguese Man O' War. Even though you were able to muster the strength to make it back to shore, you had a heart attack right there on the beach.
If it wasn't for the kindest of an elderly doctor named Paco cracking your chest with fruit knife, and manually massaging your heart till help came, you wouldnt've of made it. Even though you made it back to the States, you've still got this gnarly scar to remind you of those wild and crazy times.
And to pay back Paco, you now sponsor a few wayward indigenous Mexican kids schooling*.
* Get yourself a nice wallet size portrait of a kid with wild hair and a little dirt on her cheeks to flesh it out. It could totally work.
That's a good story actually!
Memorize this one Tres Taco!
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I had a minor "procedure".....a cosmetic one
it left a scar
woman I liked "how did you get that scar"
me - "Well, there was a time when I didn't like how "Blank" looked so I decided to have work done on it"
woman- Really? I never took you for that type
me- "it was a different time"
woman- "that's interesting"
the hardest part about that conversation was the part where I had to admit my vanity ...however, that was a part of who I was
the honest revelation showed that I wasn't ashamed and wasn't afraid of being judged
again---just be honest
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Just say "i did it myself to create a conversation starter with girls..."
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Scars are great,I've got them on my face and hands and love them.
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you survived a grizzly bear attack.
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i can cover it up pretty good if needed, but you cant miss it. its from my upper abs to the top of my chest.
every girl i date almost shocked when they see it for the first time.
i dont have a good story - like a shark attack - used to bug me but now i dont give a fuck
tiny pic wont upload a larger pic
(http://i65.tinypic.com/e1222u.jpg)
feeling brunt the fuck out - :-\
Tell the chicks you survived a fight with ESFitness and lived to tell about it (sans feargene and all)
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Tell them your ex bf used to ejaculate acid.
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To clarify, you have no problem posting an unsolicited picture of yourself in your underwear to a bunch of strange men on the internet, but explaining a scar to somebody is giving you issues?
Since you're avoiding the reason, the official getbig explanation at the moment is an accident involving boiling semen.
Grape are you saying taco is using the excuse of a scar that no one can see just to post a pic of himself in his underwear to a board full of men?
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Grape are you saying taco is using the excuse of a scar that no one can see just to post a pic of himself in his underwear to a board full of men?
What I'm saying is that perhaps taco may on occasion awkwardly end a bro hug with lingering eye contact......
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What I'm saying is that perhaps taco may end the bro hug with lingering eye contact......
As you do
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As you do
Only to fellow Y boarders.
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What I'm saying is that perhaps taco may on occasion awkwardly end a bro hug with lingering eye contact......
haha! if i was into dudes - i would be loud and proud and more than likely living on a yacht in the south of France and not grinding out a bankers career/buying drinks for girls etc etc
ive grown to deal with it, i just dont have a cool story other than an infection
its summer time and i get asked it about 100 times. - i need a good fisherman tale!
girl "omg did you OD on heroin?" said the white girl -
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1. alligators arent nearly as deadly a a crocodile
2. ESF give me your best story! ;D - I was with some Chinese triads and there shit was strong. not the typical frat boy stuff that is stepped on, but super strong shit straight from the Orient and put me over the top
Triads/Chinese mafia/Asian mob (okb, obs, toc, trg, o-mob, azn boys, etc...) don't mess with h much on the west coast.that's mostly 14k/wah ching on the East.coast for whatever reason. Pbn, LB, ihc, and whatnot in the Midwest michigan, minnesota, etc.West coast they move mostly x for whatever reason. H on the west is mostly controlled by Mexicans since tar is way cheaper than powder. Maybe they move meth now, I dunno. It's been a while since i was around that, but i doubt any Asians would be doing business with Mexicans. Blacks move mostly weed and coke out here and Asians definitely don't do business with them (viet term for Hebrews is "mee-dang"... Like "etc? U put mee-dang wheels on your honda. Fuckin trash").
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1. alligators arent nearly as deadly a a crocodile
2. ESF give me your best story! ;D - I was with some Chinese triads and there shit was strong. not the typical frat boy stuff that is stepped on, but super strong shit straight from the Orient and put me over the top
I brought a caiman crocodile to a party in one of the lads places two years back, why I don't know, but he was a cranky bastard
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You were stabbed in the chest/ abs by a huge ray. Same as croc hunter but you made it and served sting ray sushi.
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Didn't Joe Rogan have a doctor on recently that was touting breakthroughs as far as stem cells and scar revision?
Why accept or create a fictional backstory to something that you could possibly get rid of altogether in a few short years?
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Technology that can cure cancer, grow organs, etc. Save billions of lives.
"Can it remove this blemish, doc?" Only on getbig.
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Didn't Joe Rogan have a doctor on recently that was touting breakthroughs as far as stem cells and scar revision?
Why accept or create a fictional backstory to something that you could possibly get rid of altogether in a few short years?
i paid for scar revision with a board certified plastic surgeon and well. it didnt do much.
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i paid for scar revision with a board certified plastic surgeon and well. it didnt do much.
We're talking about 2 completely different things.
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i can cover it up pretty good if needed, but you cant miss it. its from my upper abs to the top of my chest.
every girl i date almost shocked when they see it for the first time.
i dont have a good story - like a shark attack - used to bug me but now i dont give a fuck
tiny pic wont upload a larger pic
(http://i65.tinypic.com/e1222u.jpg)
feeling brunt the fuck out - :-\
Did you have open heart surgery? My sister did at birth and she had a massive scar like that. I'm surprised any chick would notice you look great !
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haha! if i was into dudes - i would be loud and proud and more than likely living on a yacht in the south of France and not grinding out a bankers career/buying drinks for girls etc etc
ive grown to deal with it, i just dont have a cool story other than an infection
its summer time and i get asked it about 100 times. - i need a good fisherman tale!
girl "omg did you OD on heroin?" said the white girl -
Ok, I'll admit an infection isn't a cool story.
Say you put yourself between a child and a rattlesnake that was about to strike, and the venom caused the infection.
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Triads/Chinese mafia/Asian mob (okb, obs, toc, trg, o-mob, azn boys, etc...) don't mess with h much on the west coast.that's mostly 14k/wah ching on the East.coast for whatever reason. Pbn, LB, ihc, and whatnot in the Midwest michigan, minnesota, etc.West coast they move mostly x for whatever reason. H on the west is mostly controlled by Mexicans since tar is way cheaper than powder. Maybe they move meth now, I dunno. It's been a while since i was around that, but i doubt any Asians would be doing business with Mexicans. Blacks move mostly weed and coke out here and Asians definitely don't do business with them (viet term for Hebrews is "mee-dang"... Like "etc? U put mee-dang wheels on your honda. Fuckin trash").
i have a hard on for the Yakuza 8) 8)
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Or just ask the guy in the pic you stole how he got the scar....
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i have a hard on for the Yakuza 8) 8)
Cant help ya there. Dont knkw any japanese gangsters.
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Cant help ya there. Dont knkw any japanese gangsters.
I take that back... Japanese gfs sister was married to a gangster, but a chicago gangster. Not yakuza
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Or just ask the guy in the pic you stole how he got the scar....
ill take that as a compliment ;D
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Triads/Chinese mafia/Asian mob (okb, obs, toc, trg, o-mob, azn boys, etc...) don't mess with h much on the west coast.that's mostly 14k/wah ching on the East.coast for whatever reason. Pbn, LB, ihc, and whatnot in the Midwest michigan, minnesota, etc.West coast they move mostly x for whatever reason. H on the west is mostly controlled by Mexicans since tar is way cheaper than powder. Maybe they move meth now, I dunno. It's been a while since i was around that, but i doubt any Asians would be doing business with Mexicans. Blacks move mostly weed and coke out here and Asians definitely don't do business with them (viet term for Hebrews is "mee-dang"... Like "etc? U put mee-dang wheels on your honda. Fuckin trash").
Prescription meds influenced post of peace.
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Prescription meds influenced post of peace.
What's it like being obcessed with another man online?
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ill take that as a compliment ;D
You're a gimmick, plain and simple.
Making a real effort to run up your post count though.
The odds that you live in Scottsdale are about the same as the odds of Goodrum becoming President
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What's it like being obcessed with another man online?
nice....
You are a source of constant amusement, reading your posts saves me going to the Comedy Store in Manchester.
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I'm afraid what might happen if tres taco ever gets a scar on his penis :-X
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I hope that towel is at least 5 feet up.
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i can cover it up pretty good if needed, but you cant miss it. its from my upper abs to the top of my chest.
You look great brah. But why use a lame excuse to post a pic?
Just post them bro, smoetastic fantastic
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You look great brah. But why use a lame excuse to post a pic?
Just post them bro, smoetastic fantastic
ive posted a few pics, kwon knows my favorite pic ;D
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ive posted a few pics, kwon knows my favorite pic ;D
You're in great shape man, props. You seem to stay lean year round as well, Which few can they they're able to do. But, why Classic and not physique?
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You're in great shape man, props. You seem to stay lean year round as well, Which few can they they're able to do. But, why Classic and not physique?
thank you!
- nothing special, best advice i can give is get a meal plan and compete 2x a year. so you paying to be lean and gotta be lean a few times a year.
at heart i am a bodybuilder and i love posing/being on stage hitting a front double bicep, but i would get crushed in a bbing event being 6'3'' and even though there several physique guys who would wipe the floor with me i just dont consider it "bodybuilding"
with classic its 5 standard poses, plus a posing routine etc which is legit.
i am always on the light side for mens classic, but i will compete in what event i like -
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Well ... you need a good story to justified your large scar : just tell that you have been stabbed with a sharp dildo by your jealous boyfriend !!! ;D
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Good physique man. Whats your height and weight?
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what the fuck is going on in this thread, I've been staring at the guy's pic for like five min, no homo, and can't find any evidence of a fucking scar ??? ??? ??? ???