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i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« on: May 01, 2017, 09:24:44 PM »
i can cover it up pretty good if needed, but you cant miss it. its from my upper abs to the top of my chest.

every girl i date almost shocked when they see it for the first time.

i dont have a good story - like a shark attack - used to bug me but now i dont give a fuck



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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2017, 10:20:52 PM »
Ask esfitness

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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2017, 10:34:13 PM »
Have you had your chest cracked open by a surgeon?...That is what it looks like...Go with that.


550 pixels square is the biggest photo you can upload for the most part...I know there are pictures that are much bigger that have been uploaded, but I don't know how they did it.

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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2017, 10:34:40 PM »
You can say you injured yourself on a locked turnstyle. Looks like that would be about chest height.

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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2017, 10:49:54 PM »
Just tell her:  Shizzo stole my heart.

Flex Wheeler also made up ninjas and that might work also. 

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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2017, 10:59:23 PM »
i can cover it up pretty good if needed, but you cant miss it. its from my upper abs to the top of my chest.

every girl i date almost shocked when they see it for the first time.

i dont have a good story - like a shark attack - used to bug me but now i dont give a fuck



tiny pic wont upload a larger pic





feeling brunt the fuck out -  :-\



What's the story on that?

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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2017, 11:54:11 PM »
i tell people who ask how I got my full abdominal incision scar that it was from fighting an alien in a South American jungle and that I think they made a movie about it, I'm not sure if they ever actually believe it though.

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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2017, 12:32:32 AM »

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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2017, 12:35:39 AM »
schmoe squating accident?

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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2017, 03:57:23 AM »
Bro people who care about scars are half asses

I've been stabbed numerous times , big scar on my shoulder and on my ankle , as well as surgery scars all over my hands

Just associate with violence and most people don't pry


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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2017, 03:59:58 AM »
Bro people who care about scars are half asses

I've been stabbed numerous times , big scar on my shoulder and on my ankle , as well as surgery scars all over my hands

Just associate with violence and most people don't pry



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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2017, 04:07:12 AM »
Tell the truth about how you got it or go with car accident you received your twin brothers heart.
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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2017, 04:57:02 AM »
2.choices.. If you like her, tell her the truth. Cuz eventually she'll find.... Amd explain to her usually you tell people you were wrestling an alligator, but you like her and you wanted her to know from the start.

If you cant remember her last name or where she works, youre prolly just gonna bang her till something better comes along... In that case, give her the alligator story.

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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2017, 05:12:27 AM »
Just tell her:  Shizzo stole my heart.

Flex Wheeler also made up ninjas and that might work also. 

This is gold ;D

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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2017, 05:16:51 AM »
This is starting to feel like Enzo v2.0.

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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2017, 06:06:17 AM »
Looks like a scar from open heart surgery. Women freakout because they don't want you to drop dead on them after ejaculation occurs.

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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2017, 06:18:20 AM »
Tell chicks that you were in the special forces.  On a mission in Serbia to extract one of their military leaders.  You were going through the forest when one of your troop members took a step and you heard a loud "click".  You knew it was a landmine.  You came running through before they took their next step and pushed them out of the way when the explosion went off sending shrapnel right into your midsection.


You'll get their pussies so wet that it'll be too easy.

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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2017, 06:19:23 AM »
i can cover it up pretty good if needed, but you cant miss it. its from my upper abs to the top of my chest.

every girl i date almost shocked when they see it for the first time.

i dont have a good story - like a shark attack - used to bug me but now i dont give a fuck



tiny pic wont upload a larger pic





feeling brunt the fuck out -  :-\


Why do you care about a lil scar when you dwarfed/outangled Calum Von Moger on one picture?

That should be a feeling lasting for a lifetime!
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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2017, 08:06:10 AM »
i can cover it up pretty good if needed, but you cant miss it. its from my upper abs to the top of my chest.

every girl i date almost shocked when they see it for the first time.

i dont have a good story - like a shark attack - used to bug me but now i dont give a fuck



tiny pic wont upload a larger pic





feeling brunt the fuck out -  :-\



Some wheels on you...

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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2017, 08:13:36 AM »
just tell the truth


I don't use the phrase "Beta" much because most people who use that phrase to describe something are usually "tools" however, anyone who needs to make a excuse of any sorts is beta

just tell the truth no matter how boring it is

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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2017, 08:19:26 AM »
just tell the truth


Right on.

In the village in the foothills they say the mountain will exact its toll.  By the end of the first day we'd lost 3 sherpas, and another 3 the next.  They had turned back, you see.  Superstition is rife among the simple mountain people.  They said my scar was a mark of impending fate.  That when death narrowly misses he feels cheated, and soon returns to claim his prize.

Yes but how did you get it?

That's what they asked me.  They felt it was important.  I'll tell you what I told them.  In the jungle, death lurks in every thicket.  It dances among the shadows and drips from every branch above.  By the end of the first day we'd lost 3 burros.  La selva se llevo.  My native guide sought reassurance and asked if I was a great warrior within my tribe and had received the mark in combat.

Um, did you?

I never had the chance to serve in the infantry with those fine men.  The service decided that my reflexes and my cunning were best put to use in the cockpit of an F-97 Tomraptor.  Of course, what the brass wanted and what the equipment could do were two very different things.  Sometimes we'd fly for 48 hours straight without even stopping to refuel.  I once glided in with an engine out, no landing gear, and no wings.  We lost 3 mechanics that day.  'Scurvy Scarsy' they'd call me.  They were good men.

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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2017, 08:49:45 AM »
just needs a guitar string and you are good to go

Jesus bro is that you? Youve been stabbed numerous times? wtf? Lets hear some stories!

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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2017, 09:05:55 AM »
Put a huge grizzly head on your wall, and say you killed it with your bare hands.  ;D

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Re: i need a good story for my large scar (pic)
« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2017, 09:31:36 AM »
Good physique dude!!