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Title: If you're a man......
Post by: Darren Avey on June 05, 2017, 08:10:07 AM
and wouldn't be prepared to KILL to protect your family then raise your hand.
Now put it back down again because you're not really a man are you?
You're a pathetic little worm who should be ashamed of himself and I feel sorry for your family having a "protector" like you.
I'm sure your wife will find satisfaction elsewhere soon enough and your kids will find role models in teachers, sports stars or whatever.
YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: NelsonMuntz on June 05, 2017, 08:12:33 AM
I aspire to be like this man

(http://www.elhombre.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Hindemburg-Mel%C3%A3o-Jr-600x337.jpg)

Well actually I don't
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Waller on June 05, 2017, 08:27:00 AM
Haha the joke's on you! I don't have a wife or kids!













































































































 :'(
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 05, 2017, 08:45:30 AM
Are you drunk again?  Is your family in harms way?
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Darren Avey on June 05, 2017, 10:10:05 AM
I don't drink me old spanner. I used to but quit about 2 years ago as I couldn't handle it anymore.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 05, 2017, 10:13:04 AM
and wouldn't be prepared to KILL to protect your family then raise your hand.
Now put it back down again because you're not really a man are you?
You're a pathetic little worm who should be ashamed of himself and I feel sorry for your family having a "protector" like you.
I'm sure your wife will find satisfaction elsewhere soon enough and your kids will find role models in teachers, sports stars or whatever.
YOU MAKE ME SICK.

You've raised some valid points.

A couple other valid points:

1.  Liar Priest chilidogged booty
2.  They should spank black kids harder in schools; they've tried everything else
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on June 05, 2017, 10:26:29 AM
I wouldn't hesitate to deliver a corkscrew uppercut to anyone threatening my family
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Darren Avey on June 05, 2017, 10:28:33 AM
The King of the corkscrew uppercut

(http://i.briefreport.co.uk/upload/news/large/12/32/2602041354.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on June 05, 2017, 10:31:08 AM
and wouldn't be prepared to KILL to protect your family then raise your hand.
Now put it back down again because you're not really a man are you?
You're a pathetic little worm who should be ashamed of himself and I feel sorry for your family having a "protector" like you.
I'm sure your wife will find satisfaction elsewhere soon enough and your kids will find role models in teachers, sports stars or whatever.
YOU MAKE ME SICK.


Honesty, this is a valid post. A lot of sissies and pussies passing for men these days.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: hipolito mejia on June 05, 2017, 11:43:27 AM
and wouldn't be prepared to KILL to protect your family then raise your hand.
Now put it back down again because you're not really a man are you?
You're a pathetic little worm who should be ashamed of himself and I feel sorry for your family having a "protector" like you.
I'm sure your wife will find satisfaction elsewhere soon enough and your kids will find role models in teachers, sports stars or whatever.
YOU MAKE ME SICK.

A true bodybuilder must be willing to go to war at the gym, balls to wall workouts , go beyond kidneys and liver limitations.    Family can take care by themselves.  
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Man of Steel on June 05, 2017, 11:43:51 AM
For the sake of the safety of my girls I'd pull someone's head off their neck if I had to. 

Don't want to, but would if no other choice but to savagely defend.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 05, 2017, 11:55:07 AM
You've raised some valid points.

A couple other valid points:

1.  Liar Priest chilidogged booty
2.  They should spank black kids harder in schools; they've tried everything else

Are either Lee or Karen M saved?
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: SF1900 on June 05, 2017, 12:02:51 PM

Honesty, this is a valid post. A lot of sissies and pussies passing for men these days.

What makes you a man?

Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: illuminati on June 05, 2017, 12:20:39 PM
What makes you a man?




Good question.

Rhetorical Question

What makes you a man.

Or Any of us.

I Would presume we all have different parameters.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: SF1900 on June 05, 2017, 12:23:19 PM

Good question.

Rhetorical Question

What makes you a man.

Or Any of us.

I Would presume we all have different parameters.

With a name like "Iron Disciple," he must be pretty badass of a man!
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: residue on June 05, 2017, 12:30:31 PM
and wouldn't be prepared to KILL to protect your family then raise your hand.
Now put it back down again because you're not really a man are you?
You're a pathetic little worm who should be ashamed of himself and I feel sorry for your family having a "protector" like you.
I'm sure your wife will find satisfaction elsewhere soon enough and your kids will find role models in teachers, sports stars or whatever.
YOU MAKE ME SICK.

Anyone can kill to protect their family, it's human instinct. Would you fuck your mom\sister\daughter to save your family? would you suck of a busload of dindus to save your family?
 
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Soul Crusher on June 05, 2017, 12:31:41 PM
For StrawMan its the following:

1)  Watching Maddow on MSNBC at night.
2)  Believing Western Civilization is barbaric relative to that envisioned by the Prophet Mohamed, peace be upon him.
3)  Wearing a onsie at night and drinking hot coco while reading Obama's memoriors
4)  Placing Coexist stickers on Prius
5)  Hanging Rainbow streamers off of his bicycle
6)  Doing sweating to the Oldies tapes by Richard Simmons,

etc.    


Good question.

Rhetorical Question

What makes you a man.

Or Any of us.

I Would presume we all have different parameters.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: SF1900 on June 05, 2017, 12:33:50 PM
For StrawMan its the following:

1)  Watching Maddow on MSNBC at night.
2)  Believing Western Civilization is barbaric relative to that envisioned by the Prophet Mohamed, peace be upon him.
3)  Wearing a onsie at night and drinking hot coco while reading Obama's memoriors
4)  Placing Coexist stickers on Prius
5)  Hanging Rainbow streamers off of his bicycle
6)  Doing sweating to the Oldies tapes by Richard Simmons,

etc.    


For you, its not being run off the board.  :D :D
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Soul Crusher on June 05, 2017, 12:36:15 PM
For you, its not being run off the board.  :D :D


Yeah - well people start shit in real life - not cool. 
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: bigmc on June 05, 2017, 12:36:52 PM
What makes you a man?



a man puts a shield around his children

and shelters them from the storm
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Fallsview on June 05, 2017, 12:39:44 PM
and wouldn't be prepared to KILL to protect your family then raise your hand.
Now put it back down again because you're not really a man are you?
You're a pathetic little worm who should be ashamed of himself and I feel sorry for your family having a "protector" like you.
I'm sure your wife will find satisfaction elsewhere soon enough and your kids will find role models in teachers, sports stars or whatever.
YOU MAKE ME SICK.

So what is wrong with having a teacher as a role model? You probably don't have kids because you're too "into yourself"or a know it all twenty-something but in case you do.... Teachers are the ones that not only have to entertain, feed, discipline and love YOUR child (you know the one you love more than anything) for 7ish hours a day BUT also teach them the common core that you disdain having to review for homework. Oh and they also not only have your child but 25  or so more.



STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: SF1900 on June 05, 2017, 12:49:10 PM
a man puts a shield around his children

and shelters them from the storm

What if you don't have children?

Then how do you become a man?
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: robcguns on June 05, 2017, 12:56:24 PM
and wouldn't be prepared to KILL to protect your family then raise your hand.
Now put it back down again because you're not really a man are you?
You're a pathetic little worm who should be ashamed of himself and I feel sorry for your family having a "protector" like you.
I'm sure your wife will find satisfaction elsewhere soon enough and your kids will find role models in teachers, sports stars or whatever.
YOU MAKE ME SICK.

Who wouldn't be prepared to kill to protect their family.I fucking dream about it.Id say majority that wouldn't are liberal assholes.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on June 05, 2017, 01:14:25 PM
Who wouldn't be prepared to kill to protect their family.I fucking dream about it.Id say majority that wouldn't are liberal assholes.

Would you rape to protect your family?
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: robcguns on June 05, 2017, 01:16:45 PM
Would you rape to protect your family?

Whatever it took.No question.Kill,rape,torture.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: illuminati on June 05, 2017, 01:28:36 PM
For StrawMan its the following:

1)  Watching Maddow on MSNBC at night.
2)  Believing Western Civilization is barbaric relative to that envisioned by the Prophet Mohamed, peace be upon him.
3)  Wearing a onsie at night and drinking hot coco while reading Obama's memoriors
4)  Placing Coexist stickers on Prius
5)  Hanging Rainbow streamers off of his bicycle
6)  Doing sweating to the Oldies tapes by Richard Simmons,

etc.    



😀  Rightly or wrongly that made me laugh.

Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: The Ugly on June 05, 2017, 01:42:45 PM

Good question.

Rhetorical Question

What makes you a man.


The penis, I'd assume.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Meta-physical on June 05, 2017, 01:42:52 PM
Whatever it took.No question.Kill,rape,torture.

Dear robcguns,

Thank you for your candid and unapologetic response to Mr Avey's unprovoked diatribe, but 'residue' has made an interesting addendum with his rather challenging thought experiment, and I would greatly appreciate it if you would answer it: would you 'fuck your mom' in order to protect your children? Let's assume that she's recently volunteered to undergo an experimental new type of HRT medication and the unexpected side effects have turned her into a sex-crazed, rabid she-devil. She's red-eyed, foaming at the mouth and brandishing a knife (tits are out, too). The kids are cornered - terrified, even. All she needs is a good, quick seeing-to in order to restore her sanity. Are you going to make the sacrifice?
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Waller on June 05, 2017, 01:46:38 PM
Dear robcguns,

Thank you for your candid and unapologetic response to Mr Avey's unprovoked diatribe, but 'residue' has made an interesting addendum with his rather challenging thought experiment, and I would greatly appreciate it if you would answer it: Would you 'fuck your mom' in order to protect your children? Let's assume that she's recently volunteered to undergo an experimental new type of HRT medication, and the unexpected side effects have turned her into a sex-crazed, rabid she-devil. She's red-eyed, foaming at the mouth and brandishing a knife (tits are out, too). The kids are cornered - terrified, even. All she needs is a good, quick seeing-to in order to restore her sanity. Are you going to make the sacrifice?

The most long winded 'Would you rather...' question ever.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Soul Crusher on June 05, 2017, 01:48:29 PM


Is what it is.  Straw Queen lives in an alternate universe
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Kwon on June 05, 2017, 01:48:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Z7jvqFc.png)
http://i.imgur.com/Z7jvqFc.png (http://i.imgur.com/Z7jvqFc.png)
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Shizzo on June 05, 2017, 01:54:02 PM
So what is wrong with having a teacher as a role model? You probably don't have kids because you're too "into yourself"or a know it all twenty-something but in case you do.... Teachers are the ones that not only have to entertain, feed, discipline and love YOUR child (you know the one you love more than anything) for 7ish hours a day BUT also teach them the common core that you disdain having to review for homework. Oh and they also not only have your child but 25  or so more.



STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It should be common sense, but it is still a damn good point. Especially in grade school. I really feel bad for high school teachers. Shit pay, and a Dangerous Minds (movie) type atmosphere. All for what? Most high school kids either want to learn or they don't. Sure, some gifted teachers may be able to turn around a handful of kids in a career, but that does not account for the 1,000's that won't respond, no matter how good the teacher is.

It is absolutely a thankless job in most cases.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Meta-physical on June 05, 2017, 02:08:07 PM
The most long winded 'Would you rather...' question ever.
Dear Waller,

It was important to 'set the scene' so that robcguns could appreciate the gravity of the hypothetical situation. Brevity is hardly a virtue if it comes at the expense of coherence. I would now like to extend that same question to you and any other reader.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Shizzo on June 05, 2017, 02:17:24 PM
Dear Waller,

It was important to 'set the scene' so that robcguns could appreciate the gravity of the hypothetical situation. Brevity is hardly a virtue if it comes at the expense of coherence. I would now like to extend that same question to you and any other reader.
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/8e6df8ea933a5c2a3734f42f0f905208/tumblr_inline_mum6bxoOo01qgp297.gif)
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: robcguns on June 05, 2017, 02:25:19 PM
Dear robcguns,

Thank you for your candid and unapologetic response to Mr Avey's unprovoked diatribe, but 'residue' has made an interesting addendum with his rather challenging thought experiment, and I would greatly appreciate it if you would answer it: Would you 'fuck your mom' in order to protect your children? Let's assume that she's recently volunteered to undergo an experimental new type of HRT medication, and the unexpected side effects have turned her into a sex-crazed, rabid she-devil. She's red-eyed, foaming at the mouth and brandishing a knife (tits are out, too). The kids are cornered - terrified, even. All she needs is a good, quick seeing-to in order to restore her sanity. Are you going to make the sacrifice?

Guess I would.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 05, 2017, 06:08:36 PM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/8e6df8ea933a5c2a3734f42f0f905208/tumblr_inline_mum6bxoOo01qgp297.gif)

What's that from?
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 05, 2017, 08:03:32 PM
Are either Lee or Karen M saved?


 :D
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: HockeyFightFan on June 05, 2017, 08:05:16 PM
and wouldn't be prepared to KILL to protect your family then raise your hand.
Now put it back down again because you're not really a man are you?
You're a pathetic little worm who should be ashamed of himself and I feel sorry for your family having a "protector" like you.
I'm sure your wife will find satisfaction elsewhere soon enough and your kids will find role models in teachers, sports stars or whatever.
YOU MAKE ME SICK.

Darren, in real life a man like me would beat Lenny McLean inside out and then slap both Kray brothers back to their little boy lovers.

It's an American type of manhood a pasty litttle Brit gimmick wouldn't understand
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 05, 2017, 08:10:17 PM
Darren, in real life a man like me would beat Lenny McLean inside out and then slap both Kray brothers back to their little boy lovers.

It's an American type of manhood a pasty litttle Brit gimmick wouldn't understand

Lenny McLean won 30 games for the Tigers in 1968, don't sell him short.

Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: HockeyFightFan on June 05, 2017, 08:11:33 PM
Lenny McLean won 30 games for the Tigers in 1968, don't sell him short.


His brother Denny was a poor man's Mickey Lolich...
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: phreak on June 06, 2017, 07:29:22 AM
Would you rape to protect your family?
I rape for fun anyway, so yes.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: ratherbebig on June 06, 2017, 07:53:25 AM
wouldnt "to be a man" be about something exclusively for men?

in other words if the same goes for women, it isnt manly per definition.

in this day and age, its not a lot that can be considered manly.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Meta-physical on June 06, 2017, 12:03:11 PM
Guess I would.

You are a man of rare nobility, robcguns. Let it be known that I will fight any individual who dares to say that you do not love your kids.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Taffin on June 06, 2017, 12:18:04 PM
Whatever it took.No question.Kill,rape,torture.

The sequence is usually reversed, but each to their own....
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Grape Ape on June 06, 2017, 12:31:24 PM
Would you rape to protect your family?

Watch the first episode of Black Mirror.

Tackles this type of question, except the Prime Minister has to fuck a live pig on TV.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: ratherbebig on June 06, 2017, 12:34:30 PM
maybe you would

doesnt mean you could
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: mazrim on June 06, 2017, 02:55:23 PM
What if you don't have children?

Then how do you become a man?
Walking around in the desert, starvation, hallucinating.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: SF1900 on June 06, 2017, 02:57:19 PM
Walking around in the desert, starvation, hallucinating.

I turned into a man when I spent the day with Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HHP, CEO.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on June 06, 2017, 06:47:15 PM
With a name like "Iron Disciple," he must be pretty badass of a man!

Lol. Nah ( although many in real life think I am, due to my past history ). Just a disciple of the iron. And these days, a proud father.

Good question though, " What makes you a man ? " Obviously very subjective. But what makes ME a man is my masculinity and old school mentality. And I feel " old school " masculinity, as well as mentality, is a thing of the past these days. I can tell by the way you write that you know what I'm talking about, so there's no need to write an essay here.

Not sure if you're familiar with Sam Elliott ? But watched a TON of his movies growing up ( still watch them ), as well as a ton of other westerns ( generally Louis L'Amour westerns ), and on top of my old school father ( R.I.P pop ), I had it in my mind from a very young age how a man should walk, talk, etc.

So, long story short, that's what make ME a man.
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: Shizzo on June 06, 2017, 09:00:19 PM
Lol. Nah ( although many in real life think I am, due to my past history ). Just a disciple of the iron. And these days, a proud father.

Good question though, " What makes you a man ? " Obviously very subjective. But what makes ME a man is my masculinity and old school mentality. And I feel " old school " masculinity, as well as mentality, is a thing of the past these days. I can tell by the way you write that you know what I'm talking about, so there's no need to write an essay here.

Not sure if you're familiar with Sam Elliott ? But watched a TON of his movies growing up ( still watch them ), as well as a ton of other westerns ( generally Louis L'Amour westerns ), and on top of my old school father ( R.I.P pop ), I had it in my mind from a very young age how a man should walk, talk, etc.

So, long story short, that's what make ME a man.
(https://m.popkey.co/4ad4cb/WkdZ1.gif)
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: ratherbebig on June 07, 2017, 01:36:41 AM
keeping it old school and masculine.

(http://s2.dmcdn.net/JJ6RJ/1280x720-IiP.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: YngiweRhoads on June 07, 2017, 04:33:04 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5c/c8/4e/5cc84e01b24a0947d59040f8cabad500.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on June 07, 2017, 06:41:59 AM
(https://m.popkey.co/4ad4cb/WkdZ1.gif)

Is there something, Michelin Man ?
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: HockeyFightFan on June 07, 2017, 06:46:55 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5c/c8/4e/5cc84e01b24a0947d59040f8cabad500.jpg)

And get your fat Mexican maid pregnant
Title: Re: If you're a man......
Post by: HTexan on June 07, 2017, 08:47:55 AM
and wouldn't be prepared to KILL to protect your family then raise your hand.
Now put it back down again because you're not really a man are you?
You're a pathetic little worm who should be ashamed of himself and I feel sorry for your family having a "protector" like you.
I'm sure your wife will find satisfaction elsewhere soon enough and your kids will find role models in teachers, sports stars or whatever.
YOU MAKE ME SICK.
I'll kill right now for a sandwich, I skipped breakfast and hit the gym this morning, and i'm starving.