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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2017, 01:28:36 PM »
For StrawMan its the following:

1)  Watching Maddow on MSNBC at night.
2)  Believing Western Civilization is barbaric relative to that envisioned by the Prophet Mohamed, peace be upon him.
3)  Wearing a onsie at night and drinking hot coco while reading Obama's memoriors
4)  Placing Coexist stickers on Prius
5)  Hanging Rainbow streamers off of his bicycle
6)  Doing sweating to the Oldies tapes by Richard Simmons,

etc.    



😀  Rightly or wrongly that made me laugh.


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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2017, 01:42:45 PM »

Good question.

Rhetorical Question

What makes you a man.


The penis, I'd assume.

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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2017, 01:42:52 PM »
Whatever it took.No question.Kill,rape,torture.

Dear robcguns,

Thank you for your candid and unapologetic response to Mr Avey's unprovoked diatribe, but 'residue' has made an interesting addendum with his rather challenging thought experiment, and I would greatly appreciate it if you would answer it: would you 'fuck your mom' in order to protect your children? Let's assume that she's recently volunteered to undergo an experimental new type of HRT medication and the unexpected side effects have turned her into a sex-crazed, rabid she-devil. She's red-eyed, foaming at the mouth and brandishing a knife (tits are out, too). The kids are cornered - terrified, even. All she needs is a good, quick seeing-to in order to restore her sanity. Are you going to make the sacrifice?

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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2017, 01:46:38 PM »
Dear robcguns,

Thank you for your candid and unapologetic response to Mr Avey's unprovoked diatribe, but 'residue' has made an interesting addendum with his rather challenging thought experiment, and I would greatly appreciate it if you would answer it: Would you 'fuck your mom' in order to protect your children? Let's assume that she's recently volunteered to undergo an experimental new type of HRT medication, and the unexpected side effects have turned her into a sex-crazed, rabid she-devil. She's red-eyed, foaming at the mouth and brandishing a knife (tits are out, too). The kids are cornered - terrified, even. All she needs is a good, quick seeing-to in order to restore her sanity. Are you going to make the sacrifice?

The most long winded 'Would you rather...' question ever.

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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2017, 01:48:29 PM »


Is what it is.  Straw Queen lives in an alternate universe

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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #30 on: June 05, 2017, 01:48:41 PM »
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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2017, 01:54:02 PM »
So what is wrong with having a teacher as a role model? You probably don't have kids because you're too "into yourself"or a know it all twenty-something but in case you do.... Teachers are the ones that not only have to entertain, feed, discipline and love YOUR child (you know the one you love more than anything) for 7ish hours a day BUT also teach them the common core that you disdain having to review for homework. Oh and they also not only have your child but 25  or so more.



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It should be common sense, but it is still a damn good point. Especially in grade school. I really feel bad for high school teachers. Shit pay, and a Dangerous Minds (movie) type atmosphere. All for what? Most high school kids either want to learn or they don't. Sure, some gifted teachers may be able to turn around a handful of kids in a career, but that does not account for the 1,000's that won't respond, no matter how good the teacher is.

It is absolutely a thankless job in most cases.

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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #32 on: June 05, 2017, 02:08:07 PM »
The most long winded 'Would you rather...' question ever.
Dear Waller,

It was important to 'set the scene' so that robcguns could appreciate the gravity of the hypothetical situation. Brevity is hardly a virtue if it comes at the expense of coherence. I would now like to extend that same question to you and any other reader.

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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2017, 02:17:24 PM »
Dear Waller,

It was important to 'set the scene' so that robcguns could appreciate the gravity of the hypothetical situation. Brevity is hardly a virtue if it comes at the expense of coherence. I would now like to extend that same question to you and any other reader.

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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #34 on: June 05, 2017, 02:25:19 PM »
Dear robcguns,

Thank you for your candid and unapologetic response to Mr Avey's unprovoked diatribe, but 'residue' has made an interesting addendum with his rather challenging thought experiment, and I would greatly appreciate it if you would answer it: Would you 'fuck your mom' in order to protect your children? Let's assume that she's recently volunteered to undergo an experimental new type of HRT medication, and the unexpected side effects have turned her into a sex-crazed, rabid she-devil. She's red-eyed, foaming at the mouth and brandishing a knife (tits are out, too). The kids are cornered - terrified, even. All she needs is a good, quick seeing-to in order to restore her sanity. Are you going to make the sacrifice?

Guess I would.

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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #35 on: June 05, 2017, 06:08:36 PM »

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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #36 on: June 05, 2017, 08:03:32 PM »
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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #37 on: June 05, 2017, 08:05:16 PM »
and wouldn't be prepared to KILL to protect your family then raise your hand.
Now put it back down again because you're not really a man are you?
You're a pathetic little worm who should be ashamed of himself and I feel sorry for your family having a "protector" like you.
I'm sure your wife will find satisfaction elsewhere soon enough and your kids will find role models in teachers, sports stars or whatever.
YOU MAKE ME SICK.

Darren, in real life a man like me would beat Lenny McLean inside out and then slap both Kray brothers back to their little boy lovers.

It's an American type of manhood a pasty litttle Brit gimmick wouldn't understand

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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #38 on: June 05, 2017, 08:10:17 PM »
Darren, in real life a man like me would beat Lenny McLean inside out and then slap both Kray brothers back to their little boy lovers.

It's an American type of manhood a pasty litttle Brit gimmick wouldn't understand

Lenny McLean won 30 games for the Tigers in 1968, don't sell him short.

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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #39 on: June 05, 2017, 08:11:33 PM »
Lenny McLean won 30 games for the Tigers in 1968, don't sell him short.


His brother Denny was a poor man's Mickey Lolich...

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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #40 on: June 06, 2017, 07:29:22 AM »
Would you rape to protect your family?
I rape for fun anyway, so yes.

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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #41 on: June 06, 2017, 07:53:25 AM »
wouldnt "to be a man" be about something exclusively for men?

in other words if the same goes for women, it isnt manly per definition.

in this day and age, its not a lot that can be considered manly.

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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #42 on: June 06, 2017, 12:03:11 PM »
Guess I would.

You are a man of rare nobility, robcguns. Let it be known that I will fight any individual who dares to say that you do not love your kids.

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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #43 on: June 06, 2017, 12:18:04 PM »
Whatever it took.No question.Kill,rape,torture.

The sequence is usually reversed, but each to their own....
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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #44 on: June 06, 2017, 12:31:24 PM »
Would you rape to protect your family?

Watch the first episode of Black Mirror.

Tackles this type of question, except the Prime Minister has to fuck a live pig on TV.
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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #45 on: June 06, 2017, 12:34:30 PM »
maybe you would

doesnt mean you could

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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #46 on: June 06, 2017, 02:55:23 PM »
What if you don't have children?

Then how do you become a man?
Walking around in the desert, starvation, hallucinating.

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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #47 on: June 06, 2017, 02:57:19 PM »
Walking around in the desert, starvation, hallucinating.

I turned into a man when I spent the day with Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HHP, CEO.
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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #48 on: June 06, 2017, 06:47:15 PM »
With a name like "Iron Disciple," he must be pretty badass of a man!

Lol. Nah ( although many in real life think I am, due to my past history ). Just a disciple of the iron. And these days, a proud father.

Good question though, " What makes you a man ? " Obviously very subjective. But what makes ME a man is my masculinity and old school mentality. And I feel " old school " masculinity, as well as mentality, is a thing of the past these days. I can tell by the way you write that you know what I'm talking about, so there's no need to write an essay here.

Not sure if you're familiar with Sam Elliott ? But watched a TON of his movies growing up ( still watch them ), as well as a ton of other westerns ( generally Louis L'Amour westerns ), and on top of my old school father ( R.I.P pop ), I had it in my mind from a very young age how a man should walk, talk, etc.

So, long story short, that's what make ME a man.

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Re: If you're a man......
« Reply #49 on: June 06, 2017, 09:00:19 PM »
Lol. Nah ( although many in real life think I am, due to my past history ). Just a disciple of the iron. And these days, a proud father.

Good question though, " What makes you a man ? " Obviously very subjective. But what makes ME a man is my masculinity and old school mentality. And I feel " old school " masculinity, as well as mentality, is a thing of the past these days. I can tell by the way you write that you know what I'm talking about, so there's no need to write an essay here.

Not sure if you're familiar with Sam Elliott ? But watched a TON of his movies growing up ( still watch them ), as well as a ton of other westerns ( generally Louis L'Amour westerns ), and on top of my old school father ( R.I.P pop ), I had it in my mind from a very young age how a man should walk, talk, etc.

So, long story short, that's what make ME a man.