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Title: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: Special Ed on April 06, 2006, 01:57:07 PM
1. Lee Priest - Call me crazy, but I just can't see a top 6 Mr. Olympia contender losing to a top 6 National contender or top 6 Masters Delaware contender. However, if Lee slacks off the cardio, eats too many Happy Meals, and comes in 20 lbs too heavy, I still pick Lee.

2. Vinny Galanti - Rumor has it that Vinny, now armed with a "Pro" card, is taking things to "the next level", which means he's doubled his gh from 10 to 20 iu/day, sold his Corvette, and is banging his best friend's babysitter. All of which guarantees him 2nd place.

3. Jack London - This guy is getting "fired up". I keep hearing "wild" stories about this guy's "animalistic" training at a "jungle" gym, and keep seeing photos of "rhinocerus" dung all over the internet, but this guy's nickname "escapes" me. He makes 40 acres and a mule more than I do though, so let's not make him any "Maddergascar" than he already is. He has 3rd place locked down...for now.

4. Mike Arvilla - With barely enough "muscle" left on his bony "physique" to still call himself a "bodybuilder", Mike was given a "special invite" to compete at the NOC. Rumor has it he's enlisting "Horton" the angry Owl "photographer" to take his "12 weeks out" photos. According to the PDI, his "legion" of "supporters" all requested seats with their backs to the stage so they can stare at his "wife" throughout the "prejudging".

Special "Paris is Felching" Ed
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 06, 2006, 01:59:10 PM
 Sounds pretty accurate  :D What are the betting odds on the placements?
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: absent on April 06, 2006, 02:00:49 PM
240, you're trying too hard.
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: Cool Black Clyde on April 06, 2006, 02:14:00 PM
So you're saying 240 will only place 5th?  All that training and dieting hardly seem worth it.
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on April 06, 2006, 02:14:55 PM
So you're saying 240 will only place 5th?  All that training and dieting hardly seem worth it.

Yes.  Some fools still believe Special 240 is some magical character, capable of delivering witty lists like this AND looking good posing naked. 

There is no such character.
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: Dan-O on April 06, 2006, 02:15:24 PM
240, you're trying too hard.

Ed = funny
240 = not funny

Hope that helps clarify things.
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: Just H on April 06, 2006, 02:19:16 PM
I've "never" seen so "many" quotation marks "in" "one" post in "my" life.

 ::)
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 06, 2006, 02:23:33 PM
I've "never" seen so "many" quotation marks "in" "one" post in "my" life.

 ::)

 " ;D"
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: Spicy Shushi on April 06, 2006, 02:37:22 PM
 :-X
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: Oneboss1Rock on April 06, 2006, 02:44:20 PM
that mike arvilla guy is actually competing?  wtf
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: Stavios on April 06, 2006, 07:53:19 PM
Ed = funny
240 = not funny

Hope that helps clarify things.

Ed and 240 are the same person
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on April 06, 2006, 07:54:18 PM
Ed and 240 are the same person

Care to make a wager?
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 06, 2006, 08:04:34 PM
lol that Arvilla reverse seats was a killer!
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on April 06, 2006, 08:06:22 PM
special "when he used to post less was more tolerable and I tend to skim his posts rather then nutride"  ed
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 06, 2006, 08:10:02 PM
special "when he used to post less was more tolerable and I tend to skim his posts rather then nutride"  ed

special "BSB lost his balls" ed is now my best friend :)
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on April 06, 2006, 08:10:47 PM
special "BSB lost his balls" ed is now my best friend :)

what was that shit stain? still trying to master english?
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 06, 2006, 08:12:22 PM
what was that shit stain? still trying to master english?

You still trying to master teh joke?
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on April 06, 2006, 08:13:39 PM
why is there a somolian in your avatar?
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 06, 2006, 08:14:39 PM
Who me or ed?
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: HRDCOR on April 06, 2006, 08:41:02 PM
What about me i might do it ????, I would be happy with 7th
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 06, 2006, 08:55:44 PM
What about me i might do it ????, I would be happy with 7th

No. Your too short. Besides once Alexxx enters everybody else runs for their lives!
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: HRDCOR on April 06, 2006, 09:01:14 PM
5ft51/2 is not short, I went to a party once mini-me (vern) was throwing and he came only up to my knee , now thats short !!!!
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: alexxx on April 06, 2006, 09:02:20 PM
5ft51/2 is not short, I went to a party once mini-me (vern) was throwing and he came only up to my knee , now thats short !!!!

lol Sorry little guy.  :P
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: michael arvilla on April 06, 2006, 09:20:01 PM
i laughed













             
       out loud
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: Oneboss1Rock on April 06, 2006, 09:28:04 PM
ok so is mike arvilla actually competing?   wtf, almost anyone could compete if he is.
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 06, 2006, 09:30:20 PM
ok so is mike arvilla actually competing?   wtf, almost anyone could compete if he is.

 He weighs over 200 pounds lean. He is no small guy.
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: michael arvilla on April 06, 2006, 09:30:58 PM
ok so is mike arvilla actually competing?   wtf, almost anyone could compete if he is.

 i got jocelyn pelletier's "special invite"  
 
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: michael arvilla on April 06, 2006, 09:32:06 PM
He weighs over 200 pounds lean. He is no small guy.

LOL!!

 (man im really getting crap over this contest diet thing)
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: Oneboss1Rock on April 06, 2006, 10:16:24 PM
He weighs over 200 pounds lean. He is no small guy.


200 isn't anything special unless you're Lee's height, you're a jackass Lucius.  Well good luck Mike.  Look forward to seeing you standing next to Lee on the stage LMAO.
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 06, 2006, 10:22:22 PM

200 isn't anything special unless you're Lee's height, you're a jackass Lucius.  Well good luck Mike.  Look forward to seeing you standing next to Lee on the stage LMAO.

 Don't presume to know me, noobie!
Title: Re: NEW NOC PREDICTIONS...JUST IN!!!
Post by: Oneboss1Rock on April 06, 2006, 10:25:14 PM
Don't presume to know me, noobie!

I know enuff based on that dumbass comment you posted.