1. Lee Priest - Call me crazy, but I just can't see a top 6 Mr. Olympia contender losing to a top 6 National contender or top 6 Masters Delaware contender. However, if Lee slacks off the cardio, eats too many Happy Meals, and comes in 20 lbs too heavy, I still pick Lee.
2. Vinny Galanti - Rumor has it that Vinny, now armed with a "Pro" card, is taking things to "the next level", which means he's doubled his gh from 10 to 20 iu/day, sold his Corvette, and is banging his best friend's babysitter. All of which guarantees him 2nd place.
3. Jack London - This guy is getting "fired up". I keep hearing "wild" stories about this guy's "animalistic" training at a "jungle" gym, and keep seeing photos of "rhinocerus" dung all over the internet, but this guy's nickname "escapes" me. He makes 40 acres and a mule more than I do though, so let's not make him any "Maddergascar" than he already is. He has 3rd place locked down...for now.
4. Mike Arvilla - With barely enough "muscle" left on his bony "physique" to still call himself a "bodybuilder", Mike was given a "special invite" to compete at the NOC. Rumor has it he's enlisting "Horton" the angry Owl "photographer" to take his "12 weeks out" photos. According to the PDI, his "legion" of "supporters" all requested seats with their backs to the stage so they can stare at his "wife" throughout the "prejudging".
Special "Paris is Felching" Ed
