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Title: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: Fallsview on July 10, 2017, 06:34:02 AM
Greetings!


Resident GetBig member, race baiter, political provocateur Howard has had many divorces. He's neat, clean shaven and seems to have some degree of intelligence.  As the media has shown us over and over again, many a man “comes out” by being forced out due to their blatant disdain towards homosexuality. Tangled in their own web of lies Mark Folley, Ted Haggard, Phil Hinkle, Jim McGreevey all played their “no gay for me cards” only to be caught with their pants down with individuals of the same sex!
Howard seems like a guy that wears "Brooks Brothers" and doesn't stray from his norm. I don't know but has Howard started to wear Prada and Kenneth Cole? This is surely a tip off that he may be fantasizing about the same sex.
 
Howard seems he can't live with women. His number of divorces prove this. A normal straight man usually stays single for a long time, sometimes forever after their second divorce. It seems He wants everyone to know he's married which is another red flag. Howard seems worried about looking gay.

Just by reading Howards post I believe he's predominantly a heterosexual male, but a latent homosexual. Howard probably hasn't had a homosexual experience in his life but he's thought about it.
I think He's is aroused only by anonymous, good-looking men and bodybuilders.  Howard will see a good-looking, bodybuilder guy on the street, for example, and fantasize about him during a private moment. I masturbate to gay porn.
He's probably not aroused by the men around him or in the gym shower, only the anonymous, good looking ones either on the boardwalk, the expos or the bodybuilding stage.

I'm sure GetBig members will say he's homosexual. But it's more complex than that. Howard don't consider himself bisexual because he's not equally attracted to men and women. Again, only anonymous, attractive men are a turn on for him.
Basically this is just an online observation. Howard could be "All The Way Gay"  or just a Latent Homosexual.




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: Dave D on July 10, 2017, 06:57:36 AM
Greetings!


Resident GetBig member, race baiter, political provocateur Howard has had many divorces. He's neat, clean shaven and seems to have some degree of intelligence.  As the media has shown us over and over again, many a man “comes out” by being forced out due to their blatant disdain towards homosexuality. Tangled in their own web of lies Mark Folley, Ted Haggard, Phil Hinkle, Jim McGreevey all played their “no gay for me cards” only to be caught with their pants down with individuals of the same sex!
Howard seems like a guy that wears "Brooks Brothers" and doesn't stray from his norm. I don't know but has Howard started to wear Prada and Kenneth Cole? This is surely a tip off that he may be fantasizing about the same sex.
 
Howard seems he can't live with women. His number of divorces prove this. A normal straight man usually stays single for a long time, sometimes forever after their second divorce. It seems He wants everyone to know he's married which is another red flag. Howard seems worried about looking gay.

Just by reading Howards post I believe he's predominantly a heterosexual male, but a latent homosexual. Howard probably hasn't had a homosexual experience in his life but he's thought about it.
I think He's is aroused only by anonymous, good-looking men and bodybuilders.  Howard will see a good-looking, bodybuilder guy on the street, for example, and fantasize about him during a private moment.I masturbate to gay porn.
He's probably not aroused by the men around him or in the gym shower, only the anonymous, good looking ones either on the boardwalk, the expos or the bodybuilding stage.

I'm sure GetBig members will say he's homosexual. But it's more complex than that. Howard don't consider himself bisexual because he's not equally attracted to men and women. Again, only anonymous, attractive men are a turn on for him.
Basically this is just an online observation. Howard could be "All The Way Gay"  or just a Latent Homosexual.




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Interesting.  Freudian slip?  Welcome home I guess.
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: Waller on July 10, 2017, 07:37:36 AM
It's bad enough that Howard posts about Howard. Don't you fucking start.
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: Fallsview on July 10, 2017, 07:44:21 AM
It's bad enough that Howard posts about Howard. Don't you fucking start.

Well, I never paid too much attention to him. Basically I thought it was a young kid trying to get attention. But then I started to see a pattern on the political board. I started to dig deeper into his posts about divorce and women. I then knew there was an issue. Also, I believe he's dying for attention. He see's kids everyday, there lives just starting while he's on the decline. Contrary to what some believe this plays a big role on how people act. The " Mid Life Crisis "  really does happen. It may not play out by buying a corvette but it does in other areas. You see this with Wes, BeTheir, Primetimemuscle (The Bi Guy) and now with Howard.
I really am telling the truth when I say I get hundreds of PM's a week asking for help and just plain rude behavior. Some want validation while others want assistance.




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on July 10, 2017, 07:48:39 AM
He also repeats over and over that he didn't have kids and why.
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 10, 2017, 08:57:48 AM
Well, I never paid too much attention to him. Basically I thought it was a young kid trying to get attention. But then I started to see a pattern on the political board. I started to dig deeper into his posts about divorce and women. I then knew there was an issue. Also, I believe he's dying for attention. He see's kids everyday, there lives just starting while he's on the decline. Contrary to what some believe this plays a big role on how people act. The " Mid Life Crisis "  really does happen. It may not play out by buying a corvette but it does in other areas. You see this with Wes, BeTheir, Primetimemuscle (The Bi Guy) and now with Howard.
I really am telling the truth when I say I get hundreds of PM's a week asking for help and just plain rude behavior. Some want validation while others want assistance.




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now, you post a long ass analysis about him.  ::)
You sound like the type of guy who, when he farts in his car, inhales as much as possible instead of opening the windows.
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: Royalty on July 10, 2017, 09:26:34 AM
Fallsview basically just admitted that he is Howard
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: wes on July 10, 2017, 10:40:39 AM
MYOB FUCKFACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: Powerlift66 on July 10, 2017, 10:52:43 AM
MYOB FUCKFACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111

LOL

 :D
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: _bruce_ on July 10, 2017, 11:55:40 AM
It's bad enough that Howard posts about Howard. Don't you fucking start.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: CalvinH on July 10, 2017, 12:43:18 PM
;D ;D ;D


x2
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: Primemuscle on July 10, 2017, 01:29:03 PM
Well, I never paid too much attention to him. Basically I thought it was a young kid trying to get attention. But then I started to see a pattern on the political board. I started to dig deeper into his posts about divorce and women. I then knew there was an issue. Also, I believe he's dying for attention. He see's kids everyday, there lives just starting while he's on the decline. Contrary to what some believe this plays a big role on how people act. The " Mid Life Crisis "  really does happen. It may not play out by buying a corvette but it does in other areas. You see this with Wes, BeTheir, Primetimemuscle (The Bi Guy) and now with Howard.
I really am telling the truth when I say I get hundreds of PM's a week asking for help and just plain rude behavior. Some want validation while others want assistance.





STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm in mid-life? That's great news. No crisis yet.
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: Fallsview on July 10, 2017, 01:55:15 PM
Ok here's the deal in brief , outline form:

1. The first 2 marriages ended because she wanted kids and I never did.
We began both marriages with a clear understanding that we wouldn't have kids.
They changed , 2-3 years into the marriage, I didn't.
No way to compromise on that.

2. The 3rd was smart, pretty and funny . We stayed married 8 years.
She wanted to live alone and hook up with other guys.
She was open about this but that form of marriage wasn't for me.

3. I'm into my 5th year of happy marriage now with a great woman.
She's an exec VP at a major bank and never wanted kids .
We're happy, secure and enjoy our life with 2 dogs.
* I'd never be in this happy, wonderful situation IF I stayed married to someone not suited for me.

Fallsview - Questions for YOU:

1Why would anyone stay married that didn't want kids?

Seriously now, why should I be forced to have kids when I never wanted them.
Or they would be denied having children when they wanted to be a mom.
To me, that would lead to one of us feeling resentful and trapped.

2. Why would anyone stay married to someone that wanted "other partners"?

I refused to remain married to a woman who wanted to screw around.
I know plenty of married men and some woman that "sneak around" and hook up on the side.
To me, if you want multiple partners, just stay single or get divorced and have at it.
Just be honest and live on your own terms.

3. Why get married or stay married if your lifestyle is totally incompatible?

Why some people get married amazes me and why they refuse to get divorced is even more crazy.




I was under the impression you were divorced 3 times and currently working on a 4th marriage.




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: Fallsview on July 10, 2017, 01:57:24 PM
MYOB FUCKFACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111


This coming from a man in his early sixties who still abuses hormones and other prescription medications. Again, from a man that only posts " Welcome to the thunderdome fuck face."  Yes, that is a direct quote. Wes, I offered to come see you. I will be in your area August 19 for some big data conference. I can always come see you.



STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on July 10, 2017, 02:08:50 PM
MYOB FUCKFACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111
This
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: Meta-physical on July 10, 2017, 02:20:23 PM
Dear Fallsview,

Thank you for a thought-provoking and insightful study into the mind of the inveterate fabulist and emotionally abusive husband, Howard. I too have been motivated to conduct a psychological evaluation of this abhorrent individual using the qualitative data available on here and YouTube, as well as numerous (and harrowing) written statements from his ex-wives. You have correctly identified many significant 'red flags' in your analysis, though your conclusion is erroneous, in my professional opinion. Before presenting my own hypothesis I would like to preface it by stating that while my findings will surely make for uncomfortable reading, I make no apologies. As upsetting as the truth may be, it ultimately can never damage a cause that is just. And for Howard, who will no doubt attempt to silence me, I would invite him to consider that the truth is like a woman: behind bars, you deprive her of all her strength and beauty.

You accurately highlighted the incongruity between his persistent self-congratulatory posts relating to marriage and his abysmal track record in making them a success, and it is here where we shall begin our exploration of his degeneracy. Howard is rather fond of posting the infamous YouTube clip (Lift Studios with HowieW from Getbig.com, 2007) in which he gives an interview for the Getbig community, believing it to be a vindication of his claim to possess a more down-to-earth and endearing persona than the one we encounter on here. Upon careful viewing, it does the opposite: it clearly demonstrates that Howard suffers from Histrionic Personality Disorder and a fear of abandonment - likely stemming from a traumatic childhood incident (no doubt exacerbated further by the traumatic incident he experienced as an adult, when he discovered his wife engaged in sexual intercourse with a couple of hunky servicemen). These issues are manifested in the form of dominant and controlling behaviour, which is evident when he introduces the cameraman to his newest wife and immediately places his arm around her and forcefully grabs her by the shoulder, then disrespectfully squeezes her by the head and proclaims 'I've got her' - All the while remaining entirely oblivious to her clear discomfort.

Howard's emotional bullying and fear of rejection is undoubtedly what led to the failure of his previous marriages, and though he may delude himself with boasts of being an 'alpha male' by refusing to acquiesce to the wishes of his wives, the truth is that his partners left him in order to preserve their own sanity, and only his blatant narcissism prevents him from realising this - which we will turn our attention to now.

Not only does Howard fabricate the circumstances surrounding the failures of his marriages, but he has a tendency to fabricate numerous other incidents and achievements in his life in order to generate respect from others and protect his own ego from the melancholy that arises from a life of mediocrity. Howard's career in bodybuilding was uneventful and short-lived, yet he continues to infuriate others with his contrived ponderings over returning to the stage, and seems to bask in the negative responses that this provokes. As with all narcissists - any attention is better than no attention. Despite previously admitting to using steroids during his competitive days, he will often claim to have competed as a natural; and when asked to elaborate on the professional credentials he had often boasted of having, it became apparent that he fabricated those, too. Though both of these examples serve as sufficient evidence to highlight Howard's mendacious and deluded personality, the lies involving his professional credentials require further elucidation, for they uncover by far the most vile and malevolent aspect of Howard's psyche.

Howard is an 'ethical peadophile', i.e. he is able to avoid acting on his perverted desires (so far). A vacuous reading of Howard's posts may lead one to the conclusion that Howard is simply a juvenile and wince-inducing buffoon; however, I have been assured by an independent panel of experts that Howard's particular brand of puerile toilet-humour is a result of many years attempting to amuse young children, and delighting in the attention he is afforded when successful. Once this is understood the other motivating factor for fabricating his credentials by claiming to have worked as a physics Professor becomes apparent: Howard, like most other monsters, is shrewd enough to try and disguise his true nature from those around him. By accepting his claim of having a PhD one would assume that he would be tutoring young adults; nothing could be further from the truth. Howard was teaching school children basic science, all the while struggling to come to terms with his beastly nature. He found a coping mechanism through relentlessly broadcasting his reluctance to ever have children on the basis that it would interfere with his solipsistic and carefree lifestyle, but the truth is far darker. Howard is a man struggling with his demons, and struggling he is. I applaud his efforts thus far, and I wish him well in overcoming these defects, but until that time comes I would like to respectfully request that Howard refrains from posting and hands himself over to a medical professional immediately.


Lift Studios with HowieW from Getbig.com (2007) YouTube video, added by Issac Hinds [Online]. Available at
(Accessed 10 July 2017)
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: Rudee on July 10, 2017, 02:25:27 PM

The first 2 marriages ended because she wanted kids and I never did.


Honest question:  What was your childhood like growing up?  Would you say it was a normal, happy childhood?   I ask because many people I know who are very adamant about not wanting children, had rather shitty upbringings for one reason or another.  A friend of mine had his parents divorce when he was 9.  He would rotate between staying with his Dad and Mom every other week. When his Dad remarried, the Dad no longer wanted anything to do with him.  And because of it, my friend never wanted to have kids of his own.  
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: Shizzo on July 10, 2017, 02:53:25 PM
Dear Fallsview,

Thank you for a thought-provoking and insightful study into the mind of the inveterate fabulist and emotionally abusive husband, Howard. I too have been motivated to conduct a psychological evaluation of this abhorrent individual using the qualitative data available on here and YouTube, as well as numerous (and harrowing) written statements from his ex-wives. You have correctly identified many significant 'red flags' in your analysis, though your conclusion is erroneous, in my professional opinion. Before presenting my own hypothesis I would like to preface it by stating that while my findings will surely make for uncomfortable reading, I make no apologies. As upsetting as the truth may be, it ultimately can never damage a cause that is just. And for Howard, who will no doubt attempt to silence me, I would invite him to consider that the truth is like a woman: behind bars, you deprive her of all her strength and beauty.

You accurately highlighted the incongruity between his persistent self-congratulatory posts relating to marriage and his abysmal track record in making them a success, and it is here where we shall begin our exploration of his degeneracy. Howard is rather fond of posting the infamous YouTube clip (Lift Studios with HowieW from Getbig.com, 2007) in which he gives an interview for the Getbig community, believing it to be a vindication of his claim to possess a more down-to-earth and endearing persona than the one we encounter on here. Upon careful viewing, it does the opposite: it clearly demonstrates that Howard suffers from Histrionic Personality Disorder and a fear of abandonment - likely stemming from a traumatic childhood incident (no doubt exacerbated further by the traumatic incident he experienced as an adult, when he discovered his wife engaged in sexual intercourse with a couple of hunky servicemen). These issues are manifested in the form of dominant and controlling behaviour, which is evident when he introduces the cameraman to his newest wife and immediately places his arm around her and forcefully grabs her by the shoulder, then disrespectfully squeezes her by the head and proclaims 'I've got her' - All the while remaining entirely oblivious to her clear discomfort.

Howard's emotional bullying and fear of rejection is undoubtedly what led to the failure of his previous marriages, and though he may delude himself with boasts of being an 'alpha male' by refusing to acquiesce to the wishes of his wives, the truth is that his partners left him in order to preserve their own sanity, and only his blatant narcissism prevents him from realising this - which we will turn our attention to now.

Not only does Howard fabricate the circumstances surrounding the failures of his marriages, but he has a tendency to fabricate numerous other incidents and achievements in his life in order to generate respect from others and protect his own ego from the melancholy that arises from a life of mediocrity. Howard's career in bodybuilding was uneventful and short-lived, yet he continues to infuriate others with his contrived ponderings over returning to the stage, and seems to bask in the negative responses that this provokes. As with all narcissists - any attention is better than no attention. Despite previously admitting to using steroids during his competitive days, he will often claim to have competed as a natural; and when asked to elaborate on the professional credentials he had often boasted of having, it became apparent that he fabricated those, too. Though both of these examples serve as sufficient evidence to highlight Howard's mendacious and deluded personality, the lies involving his professional credentials require further elucidation, for they uncover by far the most vile and malevolent aspect of Howard's psyche.

Howard is an 'ethical peadophile', i.e. he is able to avoid acting on his perverted desires (so far). A vacuous reading of Howard's posts may lead one to the conclusion that Howard is simply a juvenile and wince-inducing buffoon; however, I have been assured by an independent panel of experts that Howard's particular brand of puerile toilet-humour is a result of many years attempting to amuse young children, and delighting in the attention he is afforded when successful. Once this is understood the other motivating factor for fabricating his credentials by claiming to have worked as a physics Professor becomes apparent: Howard, like most other monsters, is shrewd enough to try and disguise his true nature from those around him. By accepting his claim of having a PhD one would assume that he would be tutoring young adults; nothing could be further from the truth. Howard was teaching school children basic science, all the while struggling to come to terms with his beastly nature. He found a coping mechanism through relentlessly broadcasting his reluctance to ever have children on the basis that it would interfere with his solipsistic and carefree lifestyle, but the truth is far darker. Howard is a man struggling with his demons, and struggling he is. I applaud his efforts thus far, and I wish him well in overcoming these defects, but until that time comes I would like to respectfully request that Howard refrains from posting and hands himself over to a medical professional immediately.


Lift Studios with HowieW from Getbig.com (2007) YouTube video, added by Issac Hinds [Online]. Available at
(Accessed 10 July 2017)

You have way too much time on your hands. Just an observation.
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: Meta-physical on July 10, 2017, 02:54:55 PM
Howard, your posts really do suck, but I'm only joking with you. (It took about 45 minutes to write, Shizzo.)
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: The Keto Kid on July 10, 2017, 03:02:47 PM
I honestly think people are in a rush to retire early for really no good reason other then it's the social norm. I think Howard just has way too much time on his hands, which is why a guy his age is still a regular poster on a bodybuilding message board and following bodybuilding in general. I work with guys well into their 60's and are in no way rushing to retire, they are happy being active, staying social with younger demographic, and in general have purpose to their day. Some people just don't handle retirement well, and most retired people stay busy tending to their grandkids (which Howard doesn't have) so he just spends days online talking about farts, and various bodybuilding related shit. But I will say I do not think he's gay, I think he's just bored.
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on July 10, 2017, 03:03:12 PM
 :D

Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on July 10, 2017, 03:08:17 PM
Dear Fallsview,

Thank you for a thought-provoking and insightful study into the mind of the inveterate fabulist and emotionally abusive husband, Howard. I too have been motivated to conduct a psychological evaluation of this abhorrent individual using the qualitative data available on here and YouTube, as well as numerous (and harrowing) written statements from his ex-wives. You have correctly identified many significant 'red flags' in your analysis, though your conclusion is erroneous, in my professional opinion. Before presenting my own hypothesis I would like to preface it by stating that while my findings will surely make for uncomfortable reading, I make no apologies. As upsetting as the truth may be, it ultimately can never damage a cause that is just. And for Howard, who will no doubt attempt to silence me, I would invite him to consider that the truth is like a woman: behind bars, you deprive her of all her strength and beauty.

You accurately highlighted the incongruity between his persistent self-congratulatory posts relating to marriage and his abysmal track record in making them a success, and it is here where we shall begin our exploration of his degeneracy. Howard is rather fond of posting the infamous YouTube clip (Lift Studios with HowieW from Getbig.com, 2007) in which he gives an interview for the Getbig community, believing it to be a vindication of his claim to possess a more down-to-earth and endearing persona than the one we encounter on here. Upon careful viewing, it does the opposite: it clearly demonstrates that Howard suffers from Histrionic Personality Disorder and a fear of abandonment - likely stemming from a traumatic childhood incident (no doubt exacerbated further by the traumatic incident he experienced as an adult, when he discovered his wife engaged in sexual intercourse with a couple of hunky servicemen). These issues are manifested in the form of dominant and controlling behaviour, which is evident when he introduces the cameraman to his newest wife and immediately places his arm around her and forcefully grabs her by the shoulder, then disrespectfully squeezes her by the head and proclaims 'I've got her' - All the while remaining entirely oblivious to her clear discomfort.

Howard's emotional bullying and fear of rejection is undoubtedly what led to the failure of his previous marriages, and though he may delude himself with boasts of being an 'alpha male' by refusing to acquiesce to the wishes of his wives, the truth is that his partners left him in order to preserve their own sanity, and only his blatant narcissism prevents him from realising this - which we will turn our attention to now.

Not only does Howard fabricate the circumstances surrounding the failures of his marriages, but he has a tendency to fabricate numerous other incidents and achievements in his life in order to generate respect from others and protect his own ego from the melancholy that arises from a life of mediocrity. Howard's career in bodybuilding was uneventful and short-lived, yet he continues to infuriate others with his contrived ponderings over returning to the stage, and seems to bask in the negative responses that this provokes. As with all narcissists - any attention is better than no attention. Despite previously admitting to using steroids during his competitive days, he will often claim to have competed as a natural; and when asked to elaborate on the professional credentials he had often boasted of having, it became apparent that he fabricated those, too. Though both of these examples serve as sufficient evidence to highlight Howard's mendacious and deluded personality, the lies involving his professional credentials require further elucidation, for they uncover by far the most vile and malevolent aspect of Howard's psyche.

Howard is an 'ethical peadophile', i.e. he is able to avoid acting on his perverted desires (so far). A vacuous reading of Howard's posts may lead one to the conclusion that Howard is simply a juvenile and wince-inducing buffoon; however, I have been assured by an independent panel of experts that Howard's particular brand of puerile toilet-humour is a result of many years attempting to amuse young children, and delighting in the attention he is afforded when successful. Once this is understood the other motivating factor for fabricating his credentials by claiming to have worked as a physics Professor becomes apparent: Howard, like most other monsters, is shrewd enough to try and disguise his true nature from those around him. By accepting his claim of having a PhD one would assume that he would be tutoring young adults; nothing could be further from the truth. Howard was teaching school children basic science, all the while struggling to come to terms with his beastly nature. He found a coping mechanism through relentlessly broadcasting his reluctance to ever have children on the basis that it would interfere with his solipsistic and carefree lifestyle, but the truth is far darker. Howard is a man struggling with his demons, and struggling he is. I applaud his efforts thus far, and I wish him well in overcoming these defects, but until that time comes I would like to respectfully request that Howard refrains from posting and hands himself over to a medical professional immediately.


Lift Studios with HowieW from Getbig.com (2007) YouTube video, added by Issac Hinds [Online]. Available at
(Accessed 10 July 2017)


Brilliant, as usual! ;D
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on July 10, 2017, 03:15:54 PM


3. I'm into my 5th year of happy marriage now with a great woman.
She's an exec VP at a major bank and never wanted kids .
We're happy, secure and enjoy our life with 2 dogs.
* I'd never be in this happy, wonderful situation IF I stayed married to someone not suited for me.

Two dogs, Howard?

Well, for starters, I walked in on my 1st wife, in bed with 2 other dudes.
I was active duty USMC and it was a VERY tough time, emotionally.

Howard, I didn't know this, and am very sorry for your heartache. Shit happens, and no one can truly look into a partner's heart and mind; especially, when she's giving you the horns with unabashed alacrity. Given your interest in math and science, I'm sure you are familiar with the great 19th century French mathematician Monsieur Humilié Cucuault, and what has come down to us as Cucuault's Theorem, which states that 2 is the inverse proportion of ½. How so, and what does this have to do with your perfidious wife putting antlers on your head?

Well, Cucuault demonstrated that what would normally be taken as attributing a whole (i.e., 1, a pie, a real man, etc.), but is deficiently present as only one half of that whole (i.e., .5, half pie, you, etc.) requires a doubling, or multiplication by 2, to become whole again. So, you see, 2 men in bed was mathematically required to make up for your conjugal inadequacy. Interesting, right?!  

Cucuault's Theorem (modus canis) !!!

Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: Meta-physical on July 10, 2017, 04:39:13 PM
Brilliant, as usual! ;D

Always an honour from you, my friend. Few things are funnier than a Howard roast.  ;D

In order for Howard to be diagnosed a "pedophile"  he either needs to admit it or act out on his thoughts if there are any. Problem with even bringing up the "pedo"  thing is its extremely hard to diagnose. Now that is not saying that Howard doesn't have abnormal brain chemistry. Even though that hasn't been proven I believe hormones play a significant role in pedophilia.
Now, the reason I brought this up is, Howard is a teacher. He's not ignorant. He should have above basic skills for the amount of time he spent getting his degree. Classroom management skills, interpersonal skills, collaborative skills, creativity skills, etc. etc. you get the picture. I just have a hard time understanding how a regular person (we're not talking rich or Hollywood stars) gets divorced three times and is looking for a fourth? It seems he's rushing into these marriages rather quickly and haphazardly. The relationships he's cultivating seem extremely unhealthy.
Is he addicted to the feeling of being in love? If he's trying to change his partner early on in the relationship rather than admit that person is wrong for him well there's a problem. Maybe he can't stand being alone with himself?
Howard, if you are reading this, have you ever taken the time to heal yourself between relationships? When you find someone do you expect them to make you feel loved? I'm not trying to sound funny but throwing all this other nonsense out, it seems you can also suffer from a love addiction. Low self esteem (which every hormone taking bodybuilder has) absence of positive role models who are in committed relationships.


STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hey meta, you and TA are linguists and have a way with words. I went to school with a guy like that. Made me laugh everytime he wrote a paper because he specifically did it to piss off the professors. Remember though, you are at GetBig and need to "dumb it down" for all the kids and meat heads like Wes and BeThey're  on here.


Thanks, Fallsview. Funny as this thread is, I think you're correct in what it is you're questioning. Speaking of TA, I do wish he'd post more. He can wind people up like no other.
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: wes on July 10, 2017, 04:42:15 PM

This coming from a man in his early sixties who still abuses hormones and other prescription medications. Again, from a man that only posts " Welcome to the thunderdome fuck face."  Yes, that is a direct quote. Wes, I offered to come see you. I will be in your area August 19 for some big data conference. I can always come see you.



STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C`mon up anytime fatass!
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: polychronopolous on July 10, 2017, 04:45:58 PM
Howard if we ever end up in the same town I would love to have a burger and a malt with you.
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: wes on July 10, 2017, 04:48:10 PM
Howard if we ever end up in the same town I would love to have a burger and a malt with you.
Poly,would you use two straws or buy seperate malts?

Serious question ???












;)
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: polychronopolous on July 10, 2017, 04:57:50 PM
Poly,would you use two straws or buy seperate malts?

Serious question ???












;)

If he comes back with one malt and two straws there will be a frozen treat dumped on his goofy head straightaway!
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: wes on July 10, 2017, 05:00:54 PM
If he comes back with one malt and two straws there will be a frozen treat dumped on his goofy head straightaway!
LOL  :D
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: HockeyFightFan on July 10, 2017, 06:03:33 PM
I'm not bored and enjoy my slower paced life.
Plus, I'm starting to think this marriage will last ( finally  :D)

I got sucked in and made a couple serious replies on the topic, then deleted 'em .
I'm not upset or mad, but,  it's just another goofy getbigger thread.
Shame on me , if I take the time to do anything but laugh when I post/read on getbig.

I'm  not anything great, but I'm happy now.

I'll leave it at that .


Die in a fire.
Title: Re: Howard's Divorces: Is He Lying To Himself?
Post by: deadz on July 11, 2017, 05:53:54 AM
Fallsview basically just admitted that he is Howard
X2. Howard has some serious issues.