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Title: Spiderman Homecumming
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 24, 2017, 06:28:44 AM
Finally saw this.  What a boring movie.  It was so forgettable.  Reminded me of a teen Disney movie.   The shitty part is how they turned MJ into a black, Flash in a Paki and his other love interest black.  So now Spiderman is essentially tbombz.  The villain story line was lame as shit.

So Spiderman can shoot a web at a special Stark Airplane and clog the turbine getting it to blow up but he couldn't do the same to the two little fan turbines on the vulture's wings?

If the Vulture had tech to make solid walls open up that he can pass through, then why would he continue stealing the orbs to turn into weapons and sell and instead just go to banks and jewelry stores and use that same tech to sneak in and out?

The whole movie was shit.  Targeted to pre-teens, unlike the Avengers which tries to have something for everyone.
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Post by: Fortress on July 24, 2017, 06:42:52 AM
I think you mean it was forgetable. Not unforgettable.

Anyway, these non-stop Spiderman reboots have resulted in me no longer giving a single shit about Spiderman. They've assasinated the character and any interest in him.

And from what I've seen in trailers, this one does look like absolute shit.

Jew Hollywood is failing more often than not these days. Good.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 24, 2017, 06:44:41 AM
I think you mean it was forgetable. Not unforgettable.

Anyway, these non-stop Spiderman reboots have resulted in me no longer giving a single shit about Spiderman. They've assasinated the character and any interest in him.

And from what I've seen in trailers, this one does look like absolute shit.

Jew Hollywood is failing more often than not these days. Good.

Yes, forgettable.  It was really boring.  I heard so much hype but I think it is more social media fake news bullshit.  The movie was not interesting at all.  Having to see that fat bloated version of John Favreau was disturbing.  I do have to admit that Gwenneth Paltrow looked hot as fuck.
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Post by: Tapeworm on July 24, 2017, 06:52:09 AM
Not sure how many spideys I've missed now.  I saw all of the one with Willem Dafoe, a slice of the one with the octapus dude, and part of one with an electrified black fella.  I'm sure they're very good films but they were made for someone who cares about Spiderman.  I'm unenthused.
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Post by: Man of Steel on July 24, 2017, 06:56:53 AM
Finally saw this.  What a boring movie.  It was so forgettable.  Reminded me of a teen Disney movie.   The shitty part is how they turned MJ into a black, Flash in a Paki and his other love interest black.  So now Spiderman is essentially tbombz.  The villain story line was lame as shit.

So Spiderman can shoot a web at a special Stark Airplane and clog the turbine getting it to blow up but he couldn't do the same to the two little fan turbines on the vulture's wings?

If the Vulture had tech to make solid walls open up that he can pass through, then why would he continue stealing the orbs to turn into weapons and sell and instead just go to banks and jewelry stores and use that same tech to sneak in and out?

The whole movie was shit.  Targeted to pre-teens, unlike the Avengers which tries to have something for everyone.

When I first saw it I enjoyed it, but after I've thought about it more, rewatched Raimi's Spiderman 2, rewatched Andrew Garfield's The Amazing Spiderman I'm not AS impressed with Homecoming as I initially was. 

I agree that the Flash Thompson change was weak.  At first I didn't mind it, but as the film went on I was left with "who would be initimated by this little nobody?"

Don't mind the Mary Jane thing....her race is unimportant to the character; although, the Homecoming MJ doesn't resemble classic MJ at all....the other chick in the movie was much more classic MJ....guess that's how they chose to bridge that.

All in all, I didn't think Homecoming was terrible by any stretch....I enjoyed it.  Admittedly I didn't at all consider what you said about the turbines on the jet and on Vulture....that's interesting actually and a solid point.
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Post by: SuperTed on July 24, 2017, 06:58:26 AM
Saw it two weeks back. It was okay. Keaton was great as the villain but the rest of the film was fairly generic.  
Hollywood have run out of ideas so all they have now is endless reboots of comic book franchises.
Title: Re: Spiderman Homecumming
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 24, 2017, 06:59:06 AM
When I first saw it I enjoyed it, but after I've thought about it more, rewatched Raimi's Spiderman 2, rewatched Andrew Garfield's The Amazing Spiderman I'm not AS impressed with Homecoming as I initially was.  

I agree that the Flash Thompson change was weak.  At first I didn't mind it, but as the film went on I was left with "who would be initimated by this little nobody?"

Don't mind the Mary Jane thing....her race is unimportant to the character; although, the Homecoming MJ doesn't resemble classic MJ at all....the other chick in the movie was much more classic MJ....guess that's how they chose to bridge that.

All in all, I didn't think Homecoming was terrible by any stretch....I enjoyed it.  Admittedly I didn't at all consider what you said about the turbines on the jet and on Vulture....that's interesting actually and a solid point.

Even worse is that MJ isn't even Mary Jane but Michelle J.....  

It seemed that Peter was the only white kid that went to that school.
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Post by: Man of Steel on July 24, 2017, 07:02:19 AM
Even worse is that MJ isn't even Mary Jane but Michelle J..... 

It seemed that Peter was the only kid that went to that school.

That's true.  I did chuckle at the Flash's repeat chants of "Penis Parker".  ;D
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Post by: HTexan on July 24, 2017, 07:06:27 AM
Best spider-man movie. But that isn't saying much. They all suck.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 24, 2017, 07:27:19 AM
Best spider-man movie. But that isn't saying much. They all suck.

What made it good?  the multicultural aspect?  The fact Ironman made him?  How about when the ferry was cut in half and they showed people getting washed away below deck with cars rushing at them yet they claim there were no casualties.  How the fuck did those people survive?
Title: Re: Spiderman Homecumming
Post by: HTexan on July 24, 2017, 07:58:15 AM
What made it good?  the multicultural aspect?  The fact Ironman made him?  How about when the ferry was cut in half and they showed people getting washed away below deck with cars rushing at them yet they claim there were no casualties.  How the fuck did those people survive?
Never said their weren't any plotholes. Marvel involvement made it a passable Sony movie.
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Post by: stuntmovie on July 24, 2017, 08:22:14 AM
I've been in and out of the Hollywood movie business most of my lifetime but still have no idea when it comers to good acting and bad acting on the silver screen,

As far as I could tell .... John Wayne was always John Wayne and Robert Downing,  Jr. always reminds of Robert Downing, Jr.

But when it comes to real live gatherings when family members and friends become someone or something other than who they really are .... it does manage to get amazing.

I honestly have found it impossible to do so myself. I can only be me when asked to be someone else ..... So, NOPE! That was not me in any of the Godfather series, nor the Rings, nor the Apes (because I was elsewhere when offered a part in the original), nor most any movie you have never seen before.(Not in front of the camera anyway.)

So with that having been said ....

What storyline or movie script would you like to see on that  silver screen which would satisfy you thoroughly.....  and what actors would you like to see involved as the principal players in that motion picture show?

Hell! You might even see your suggestion up there  on that silver screen someday! (I'll let you know beforehand.)

I'll do my best but promise NOTHING!



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Post by: stuntmovie on July 24, 2017, 08:31:02 AM
BTW ... Here is why we still see SPIDEY within a local theater within your neighborhood..... And your kid's kids may be seeing him too!

The cost to make all those Spidey movies ...$1,192,000,000

The worldwide profit as a result of making those  Spidey movies .....   $4,534,874,863   

Spidey laffs all the way to the bank!
Title: Re: Spiderman Homecumming
Post by: Shizzo on July 24, 2017, 08:43:57 AM
Spiderman is a superhero for the gays. The worst "popular" comic book character ever.
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Post by: Simple Simon on July 24, 2017, 08:46:42 AM
Spiderman is a superhero for the gays. The worst "popular" comic book character ever.
yep, Spiderman is now a child....
Title: Re: Spiderman Homecumming
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 24, 2017, 08:49:36 AM
The movie just felt like an extended version of the old 30 minute cartoons I used to watch as a kid except no Jonah Jamieson.  It just seemed flat from start to end.  Something didn't stand out as being a Big Summer movie.
Title: Re: Spiderman Homecumming
Post by: Tapeworm on July 24, 2017, 09:12:03 AM
Sorry he left the lycra baggy for you.
Title: Re: Spiderman Homecumming
Post by: HTexan on July 24, 2017, 09:23:26 AM
Spiderman is a superhero for the gays. The worst "popular" comic book character ever.
no that is batman.
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Title: Re: Spiderman Homecumming
Post by: residue on July 24, 2017, 09:40:03 AM
Finally saw this.  What a boring movie.  It was so forgettable.  Reminded me of a teen Disney movie.   The shitty part is how they turned MJ into a black, Flash in a Paki and his other love interest black.  So now Spiderman is essentially tbombz.  The villain story line was lame as shit.

So Spiderman can shoot a web at a special Stark Airplane and clog the turbine getting it to blow up but he couldn't do the same to the two little fan turbines on the vulture's wings?

If the Vulture had tech to make solid walls open up that he can pass through, then why would he continue stealing the orbs to turn into weapons and sell and instead just go to banks and jewelry stores and use that same tech to sneak in and out?

The whole movie was shit.  Targeted to pre-teens, unlike the Avengers which tries to have something for everyone.

spiderman does live in queens, if i recall correctly queens i the most ethnically diverse place on the planet. As for paki flash, i think the kid is italian(i think) but if you use stuyvesant hs(one of nyc's best specialized high school) it's about 80% minorities with the majority being asian\south asian. so yeah par for the course
Title: Re: Spiderman Homecumming
Post by: seCrawler on July 24, 2017, 09:47:38 AM
Here is the real spiderman I saw as a kid:



i'll pass on the tom holland high school spiderboy bullshit.
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Post by: Matt on July 24, 2017, 10:15:58 AM
Re: Spiderman Homecumming

LOL!!!!!!!

Hahahahaha.

Hi Peter North.  :D
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Post by: residue on July 24, 2017, 01:30:02 PM
What made it good?  the multicultural aspect?  The fact Ironman made him?  How about when the ferry was cut in half and they showed people getting washed away below deck with cars rushing at them yet they claim there were no casualties.  How the fuck did those people survive?

wait till they cast

amadeus cho(chinese hulk)
riri williams(black lesbian iron man)
kamala khan(muslim captain marvel)
and miles morales(spanish\black spiderman)

you're gonna blow a gasket
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Post by: The_Punisher on July 25, 2017, 07:26:48 AM
and somebody keep making these dumb ass Spiderman movies.....I'm sure there is an audience outhere that keeps on watching them....and what is the next spiderman movie title?...."Spiderman, Reborn" ...."Spiderman, the adolescent years"..."Spiderman, unlimited"
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Post by: Kwon on July 25, 2017, 07:43:10 AM
Most "diverse" and "PC" Spoderman movie ever.

Not like it's crammed into our retinas already with this diversity in all current media these days.
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Post by: Mr Anabolic on July 25, 2017, 07:55:22 AM
Most "diverse" and "PC" Spoderman movie ever.

Not like it's crammed into our retinas already with this diversity in all current media these days.

All media/movies has turned into a PC propaganda shit show.  They really started ramping it up in the mid-90's with gay characters on TV shows.  It's totally out of control now.  The sad thing is... the snowflakes and those under 30 are already conditioned/brainwashed and don't even realize what's happening.
Title: Re: Spiderman Homecumming
Post by: residue on July 25, 2017, 08:39:15 AM
All media/movies has turned into a PC propaganda shit show.  They really started ramping it up in the mid-90's with gay characters on TV shows.  It's totally out of control now.  The sad thing is... the snowflakes and those under 30 are already conditioned/brainwashed and don't even realize what's happening.

what the fuck are you talking about, marvel was always about diversity. Hell the entire run of x-men was a social commentary on the treatment of blacks\gays in america
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Post by: Kwon on July 25, 2017, 08:39:47 AM
All media/movies has turned into a PC propaganda shit show.  They really started ramping it up in the mid-90's with gay characters on TV shows.  It's totally out of control now.  The sad thing is... the snowflakes and those under 30 are already conditioned/brainwashed and don't even realize what's happening.

It's like they change every character just so a certain diversity-quota is reached.

Flash Thompson, who has been a big, bulky and usually redhaired or blonde (mostly depicted as a regular non-ethnic american that always been bigger than Peter Parker) bully for more than 50+ years, now turned into a manlet Paki/Mojican.

Imagine the outcry if "Black Panther" was turned white. But the opposite way is always ok with the brainwashed public.
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Post by: Matt on July 25, 2017, 08:54:56 AM
Most "diverse" and "PC" Spoderman movie ever.

Not like it's crammed into our retinas already with this diversity in all current media these days.

That's the first thing I told my brother when I came home.  I think there were probably something like five explicit reference political correctness, like the comment about "Cowboys and Native Americans", and the other comment trashing slavery.  Not to mention the race-baiting mixing propaganda.  ::)

Also, it's NOT "Native Americans".  In Canada, we use the term "First Nations", and I have no idea what term is used in the USA.

They did make one mistake though - by casting Ned as the very overweight and nerdy Filipino friend of Peter Peter, it portrayed the dominant/alpha male of that group as Peter Parker - the White male.

Normally, they make the White male submissive to the cool and hip or otherwise better/more powerful non-White/diverse leading personality.

So that was a bit of a mistake in scripting/casting.

White male are always the losers who get nothing accomplished in Jewish-funded Hollywood.  And then there's real life.  ::)
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Post by: residue on July 25, 2017, 09:10:00 AM
It's like they change every character just so a certain diversity-quota is reached.

Flash Thompson, who has been a big, bulky and usually redhaired or blonde (mostly depicted as a regular non-ethnic american that always been bigger than Peter Parker) bully for more than 50+ years, now turned into a manlet Paki/Mojican.

Imagine the outcry if "Black Panther" was turned white. But the opposite way is always ok with the brainwashed public.

Context is everything though. you aren't going to find a jock bully at specialized high school in nyc. I'm pretty sure his school is a copy of townsend Harris high school,  a school that's 80% asian\south asian and the biggest sport they play there is badminton.

but yeah, i think people would get angry at an african prince turned white
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Post by: Kwon on July 25, 2017, 09:40:51 AM
but yeah, i think people would get angry at an african prince turned black

Why so? Aren't african princes black already? Why would they "turn" black?
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Post by: SuperTed on July 25, 2017, 10:28:37 AM
It's like they change every character just so a certain diversity-quota is reached.

Flash Thompson, who has been a big, bulky and usually redhaired or blonde (mostly depicted as a regular non-ethnic american that always been bigger than Peter Parker) bully for more than 50+ years, now turned into a manlet Paki/Mojican.

I didn't have any real problem with the casting given it's setting (a HS in NYC). 

What's worse is when they inject diversity into a setting that wouldn't have any. For instance, Idris Elba playing a Norse God in the Thor movies.
Also, in the upcoming Robin Hood film, Little John will be played by Jamie Foxx. Unless the film is partly comedy/parody, it's just going to look stupid seeing black dude in medieval England.
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Post by: mazrim on July 25, 2017, 11:09:27 AM
Spiderboy wouldn't stand a chance against John Wick.
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Post by: residue on July 25, 2017, 11:37:17 AM
I didn't have any real problem with the casting given it's setting (a HS in NYC). 

What's worse is when they inject diversity into a setting that wouldn't have any. For instance, Idris Elba playing a Norse God in the Thor movies.
Also, in the upcoming Robin Hood film, Little John will be played by Jamie Foxx. Unless the film is partly comedy/parody, it's just going to look stupid seeing black dude in medieval England.
probaby a moor i mean it is set during the crusades, hell wasn't wasn't one of king arthur's knights black?
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Post by: Mr Anabolic on July 25, 2017, 01:33:04 PM
what the fuck are you talking about, marvel was always about diversity. Hell the entire run of x-men was a social commentary on the treatment of blacks\gays in america

All movies, not just Marvel movies.  The recent Star Wars movies are almost unwatchable because of the Fem power and PC diversity bullshit.  
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Post by: Man of Steel on July 25, 2017, 02:22:55 PM
Spiderboy wouldn't stand a chance against John Wick.

The Baba Yaga!!
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Post by: HTexan on July 25, 2017, 02:52:26 PM
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Post by: SuperTed on July 26, 2017, 03:01:22 AM
probaby a moor i mean it is set during the crusades, hell wasn't wasn't one of king arthur's knights black?

Yes, according to the legend, Robin Hood was an archer returning from the Crusades. While it's true that the Moors had a presence in Europe at the time, they were based almost entirely within the Iberian Peninsula. It just looks like another attempt by Hollywood to "diversify" what should be a homogeneous historical setting.
I'm not too familiar with the King Arthur fables but it seems unlikely that a black knight would have existed in the original saga.
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Post by: hench on July 26, 2017, 04:27:41 AM
Haha, that new Flash Thompson is a joke,  nothing like how the character is written. Just write a new character ffs.
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Post by: YngiweRhoads on July 26, 2017, 04:57:07 AM
It's like they change every character just so a certain diversity-quota is reached.

Flash Thompson, who has been a big, bulky and usually redhaired or blonde (mostly depicted as a regular non-ethnic american that always been bigger than Peter Parker) bully for more than 50+ years, now turned into a manlet Paki/Mojican.

Imagine the outcry if "Black Panther" was turned white. But the opposite way is always ok with the brainwashed public.

Agreed. This constant pandering is a joke.

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Post by: muscleman-2017 on July 26, 2017, 05:01:38 AM


Jew Hollywood is failing more often than not these days. Good.

Yeah Jew Hollywood is collapsing in on it's pedophilic self.

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Post by: residue on July 26, 2017, 07:44:38 AM
All movies, not just Marvel movies.  The recent Star Wars movies are almost unwatchable because of the Fem power and PC diversity bullshit.  
Rey is a combination of jaina solo and mara skywalker, they just used the books as reference material, Just like Kylo Ren is basically jacen solo besides star wars was a blatant knockoff of kurosawa’s "the hidden fortress," pretty sure even george lucas admitted this
Title: Re: Spiderman Homecumming
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 26, 2017, 08:56:43 AM
Rey is a combination of jaina solo and mara skywalker, they just used the books as reference material, Just like Kylo Ren is basically jacen solo besides star wars was a blatant knockoff of kurosawa’s "the hidden fortress," pretty sure even george lucas admitted this

Rey managed to learn the Jedi force without any training. Amazing chick.  Unlike Luke who had to train with Yoda or Vader who learned from OBI then the Emperor.  She is a force of nature.
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Post by: HTexan on July 26, 2017, 11:02:02 AM
whitewashing in movies is so boring.
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Post by: Pray_4_War on July 26, 2017, 12:30:02 PM
The Marvel superhero movies started off pretty good but now they are getting stale.  Their fanatic diversity movement and their impassioned anti-Trump video has turned me off for good.

I'll be sitting this one out.
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Post by: ratherbebig on July 26, 2017, 12:35:48 PM
i dont know why grown men watch movies targeted for 11 year olds and then get disappointed? do you have an 11 year olds mind?

it's like, i dont know, hanging out with other kids looking at photos of half naked women chuckling "i'd like to do her!" "yeah me too!"

oh wait...  ::)
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Post by: Shizzo on July 26, 2017, 03:05:00 PM
Rey is a combination of jaina solo and mara skywalker, they just used the books as reference material, Just like Kylo Ren is basically jacen solo besides star wars was a blatant knockoff of kurosawa’s "the hidden fortress," pretty sure even george lucas admitted this
Sounds like you don't leave the house.
Title: Re: Spiderman Homecumming
Post by: Pray_4_War on July 26, 2017, 05:39:54 PM
i dont know why grown men watch movies targeted for 11 year olds and then get disappointed? do you have an 11 year olds mind?

it's like, i dont know, hanging out with other kids looking at photos of half naked women chuckling "i'd like to do her!" "yeah me too!"

oh wait...  ::)


Lighten up Francis.