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When I was a teenager, I got a parsh on a daily basis. I remember hearing that 16 was the peak of male sexuality. I didn't realize how true that was until later later - even as early as 21. I rarely get a parsh these days, but I hugged a female friend of mine in the past year or so and got a parsh. At a later date, I got another parsh.
Are the rumours true that Lonnie Teper gets a parsh while watching BB contests? What about Bob Gruskin upon discovering 16-year-old Jeff King?
How often do you get a parsh?
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Parsh at a wedding
https://twitter.com/parsh_web (https://twitter.com/parsh_web)
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Wtf is a parsh?
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Wtf is a parsh?
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Wtf is a parsh?
I did not know that word either--according to urban dictionary, it's a partial boner; hence, "parsh".
The More You Know.
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I'm 55 with the virility of a 25 year old. Hope this helps.
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All the damn time.
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When I was a teenager, I got a parsh on a daily basis. I remember hearing that 16 was the peak of male sexuality. I didn't realize how true that was until later later - even as early as 21. I rarely get a parsh these days, but I hugged a female friend of mine in the past year or so and got a parsh. At a later date, I got another parsh.
Posting such personal information on the internet is not wise! ::)
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The Proverbial Parsh of Peace
Gettin a Parsh while being a Parched Pascha in the Desert
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Great post!! That's what I love about Getbig - there are so many knowledgeable posters here!
I'm 55 with the virility of a 25 year old. Hope this helps.
Hi Peter North.
Posting such personal information on the internet is not wise! ::)
Good point. But I dox myself so other people can't, lol. I basically put everything out there - it would be almost impossible for someone to find dirt on me since I post it all myself. :P :-[
PS - weren't you Mr. Canada in 1970, at 5'10 and 185-lb? ???
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No not as much anymore.
I think the combination of porn and having slept with a lot more women has desensitized me in that sense.
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never.
i blame the picture threads on getbig.
in fact im worried i cant get a hardon at all.
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Engrish is not my first language. What is parsh? Pakistanese dish?
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My parsh died a while back
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I want to hit someone every time I read the word Parsh. Fucker.
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I want to hit someone every time I read the word Parsh. Fucker.
May be if someone licked your parsh you'd feel less frustrated
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It's called a semi in my zip code.
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From time to time I get them. I see beautiful women all the time but she has to have that certain sex appeal. I hugged a gal the other day and the sides of our faces touched. I got a parsh from that. It is fairly unpredictable though.
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Robert parish of the boston celtics ???
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Boner or not boner. There is no parsh.
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I did not know that word either--according to urban dictionary, it's a partial boner; hence, "parsh".
The More You Know.
I didn't know that either ....... Getbig has been an eye opener for me in many aspects
WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I'm 25 with the virility of a 55 year old. Hope this helps.
WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHH BE YE KE
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When I see chicks in yoga pants, always. Biggest fucking turn on.
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I'm 52 with the virility of a 90 yr-old. If that 90 yr-old is Hugh Hefner.
Where I'm from we call that a 'semi' like another poster mentioned further up.
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Great post!! That's what I love about Getbig - there are so many knowledgeable posters here!
Hi Peter North.
Good point. But I dox myself so other people can't, lol. I basically put everything out there - it would be almost impossible for someone to find dirt on me since I post it all myself. :P :-[
PS - weren't you Mr. Canada in 1970, at 5'10 and 185-lb? ???
Who the hell is Peter North?
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I prefer "lazy chub".
Also OP is a giant faggot.
Have you ever been suicidal?
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Who the hell is Peter North?
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No clue. Seriously
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No clue. Seriously
Again, Coach, I did not know this either--I'm guessing you and I aren't voracious devourers of porn so I had to google this as well. "Peter North" is a Canadian porn actor. Which if you think about it, "Peter North" is actually an awesome porn name.
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I get a parsh just thinking about getting a parsh
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Boner or not boner. There is no parsh.
A brief but profound display of erudition, Tape! No doubt you are calling upon your Heidegger.
For those very few outside of the loop, take note. Tape suggests that something either is or is not, so, because the referred to in-between state, i.e., the so-called "parsh," is neither of the disjuncts, it frustrates any kind of ontological commitments. Heidegger embarrassingly argued in favor of das Parsh with his philosophy of Dasein (simultaneous here-being and there-being) by famously stating that the only authentic kind of Being is the "not-yet." However, as devastatingly shot down by Heidegger's lusty housemaid, "you might call das Parsh something, but soft entry sucks."
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peter north isnt just a porn actor.
he is a legend.
if you dont know this, then what do you know? what value are you to any of us?
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Again, Coach, I did not know this either--I'm guessing you and I aren't voracious devourers of porn so I had to google this as well. "Peter North" is a Canadian porn actor. Which if you think about it, "Peter North" is actually an awesome porn name.
The closest I get to watching porn is watching Game of Thrones, Ballers and Insecure on Sunday nights :-\
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The closest I get to watching porn is watching Game of Thrones, Ballers and Insecure on Sunday nights :-\
LOL. You and me both. And I'm married to a little hottie who takes good care of me and watches GoT and Ballers with me. God bless her. We will have to check out Insecure. Is it any good?
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LOL. You and me both. And I'm married to a little hottie who takes good care of me and watches GoT and Ballers with me. God bless her. We will have to check out Insecure. Is it any good?
I think so. Never thought I would be into a show like that..hahaha.
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Hi Peter North.
To be fair, Coach allegedly Is a bottom, he don't need to get a hard on to get plowed every day. ;D
But seriously, If you stop getting hard, you really should talk to a doctor and get test levels checked.
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I prefer "lazy chub".
Also OP is a giant faggot.
Have you ever been suicidal?
Yes, but not since 1998. :-[
These days, I can't even get a partial lazy chub.
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Who the hell is Peter North?
Peter North, a Canadian Porn Legend who's famous for blasting and drowning Hoes with coconut cream.....he said he was never gay when he started in the porn industry, he said he bottomed in those gay flicks since they say one has to start from the bottom... :)
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Partial Pecker Of Peace
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Partial Pecker Of Peace
Peter Piper picked a peck of Partial Peckers;
A peck of Partial Peckers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of Partial Peckers,
Whereโs the peck of Partial Peckers Peter Piper picked?
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Lol @ parsh...where im from we called it a "semi" ;D
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Ha. Who calls it a parsh or a semi? It's called a chub.
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Yes, but not since 1998. :-[
These days, I can't even get a partial lazy chub.
What made you snap out of it? How can we remove that positivity?
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peter north isnt just a porn actor.
he is a legend.
if you dont know this, then what do you know? what value are you to any of us?
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great business move of peter north.
why get a paycheck for hetero porn when you can get another one by doing gay porn?
two paychecks instead of one!
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Who the hell is Peter North?
The opposite of Peter South, if you catch my drift.
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I'm hard all the fucking time.Its a pain.Coach how the hell you not know who Peterson north is?In my daily life that guys name comes up weekly hahahahha.
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Only in my dreams. :(
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I'm hard all the fucking time.Its a pain.Coach how the hell you not know who Peterson north is?In my daily life that guys name comes up weekly hahahahha.
Was never into porn. Simple as that.
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The Peter North thing has always thrown me. ???
I don't understand fag culture.
Apparently, it is worse to suck the tube steak than it is to take it up the chute.
In all of his fag vids, he takes it up the butt, but he never once sucks on a ding dong.
Go figure. :-*
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A brief but profound display of erudition, Tape! No doubt you are calling upon your Heidegger.
For those very few outside of the loop, take note. Tape suggests that something either is or is not, so, because the referred to in-between state, i.e., the so-called "parsh," is neither of the disjuncts, it frustrates any kind of ontological commitments. Heidegger embarrassingly argued in favor of das Parsh with his philosophy of Dasein (simultaneous here-being and there-being) by famously stating that the only authentic kind of Being is the "not-yet." However, as devastatingly shot down by Heidegger's lusty housemaid, "you might call das Parsh something, but soft entry sucks."
I confess that I was just channeling my inner Yoda. :-[
But I still celebrate Marty at work. When I hand someone a headlamp I just can't help myself and say "Here, be like Heidegger. The illumination thing, I mean. Not the Nazi thing." I get the strangest looks.
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Parsh was Goodrum's favorite Spicegirl.
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The Peter North thing has always thrown me. ???
I don't understand fag culture.
Apparently, it is worse to suck the tube steak than it is to take it up the chute.
In all of his fag vids, he takes it up the butt, but he never once sucks on a ding dong.
Go figure. :-*
People have likes and dislikes....simple as that.
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That butt is either a serious deformity or a Photoshop. Talk about a flat ass.
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I'm hard all the fucking time.Its a pain.Coach how the hell you not know who Peterson north is?In my daily life that guys name comes up weekly hahahahha.
Coach - you know who this guy is?
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Coach - you know who this guy is?
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RJ used to be a high school teacher.
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Ron Jeremy has a tortoise -
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Coach - you know who this guy is?
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I don't
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I don't
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Coach - you know who this guy is?
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He is an enigma. A fat, ugly and old porn actor with a busy dick. Who would have thought....Rod Jeremy. He's almost everything you wouldn't expect a porn actor to be.
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He is an enigma. A fat, ugly and old porn actor with a busy dick. Who would have thought....Rod Jeremy. He's almost everything you wouldn't expect a porn actor to be.
This guys a porn actor? You have to be shitting me? ๐๐๐๐
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This guys a porn actor? You have to be shitting me? ๐๐๐๐
We sh1t you not - he's a Hall of Famer to boot!
Ronald Jeremy Hyatt (born March 12, 1953), better known by the stage name Ron Jeremy, is an American pornographic actor, filmmaker, actor, and stand-up comedian.[4][1]
Years active 1979โpresent
Height 5 ft 6 in (1.68 m)
Website ronjeremy.com
No. of adult films 2,216 as actor
285 as director
(per IAFD)[3]
Nicknamed "The Hedgehog", Jeremy was ranked by AVN at No. 1 in their "50 Top Porn Stars of All Time"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy)
Ask me why he's called "the hedge" ;D
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I don't
Wow,I've never come in contact with anyone in my life who didn't know who Ron Jeremy was.I get it you don't watch porn which I find very hard to believe but never heard of Ron Jeremy?Any woman I ever met knew who he was.
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Wow,I've never come in contact with online in my life who didn't know who Ron Jeremy was.I get it you don't watch porn which I find very hard to believe but never heard of Ron Jeremy?Any woman I ever met knew who he was.
Ron was once in a bar with esfitness, someone walked in and said, who's that bloke over there with esfitness?
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Wow,I've never come in contact with online in my life who didn't know who Ron Jeremy was.I get it you don't watch porn which I find very hard to believe but never heard of Ron Jeremy?Any woman I ever met knew who he was.
Coach is gay bah. Stop hate criming him.
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The Peter North thing has always thrown me. ???
I don't understand fag culture.
Apparently, it is worse to suck the tube steak than it is to take it up the chute.
In all of his fag vids, he takes it up the butt, but he never once sucks on a ding dong.
Go figure. :-*
North may have been in it purely for ego and money. Male "actors" don't earn much, if any, so North went South and split his cheeks.
If you do porn in Europe for a bigger company you get 500โฌ a day.
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Coach is gay bah. Stop hate criming him.
You sound like a 12 year old
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You sound like a 12 year old
you sound like a flaming midget
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Even I recognize Ron Jeremy. He's even played himself in a few legitimate movies/TV shows, that's how ubiquitous his fame is nowadays.
But I've never watched a porno and I detest porn. I love the sight of a beautiful woman, don't get me wrong, but porn is just degrading for everyone involved--the people who make it and the people who are exposed to it. It's like cheap rot-gut whiskey for the mind. Eventually your liver can clean out whatever nasty shit you've put into your body, but unfortunately the mind doesn't work the same way--what has been seen cannot be un-seen.
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We sh1t you not - he's a Hall of Famer to boot!
Ronald Jeremy Hyatt (born March 12, 1953), better known by the stage name Ron Jeremy, is an American pornographic actor, filmmaker, actor, and stand-up comedian.[4][1]
Years active 1979โpresent
Height 5 ft 6 in (1.68 m)
Website ronjeremy.com
No. of adult films 2,216 as actor
285 as director
(per IAFD)[3]
Nicknamed "The Hedgehog", Jeremy was ranked by AVN at No. 1 in their "50 Top Porn Stars of All Time"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy)
Ask me why he's called "the hedge" ;D
Don't be coy.
Rod Jeremy (The Hedgehog) is widely known for being overweight, having copious amounts of body hair, and possessing a remarkably large penis. He can self-fellate.
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North went South and split his cheeks East and West...
Sorry - I had a compulsive need to push that neat little bit of word play past breaking point - apologies
Even I recognize Ron Jeremy. He's even played himself in a few legitimate movies/TV shows, that's how ubiquitous his fame is nowadays.
But (1) I've never watched a porno and I detest porn. I love the sight of a beautiful woman, don't get me wrong, but porn is just degrading for everyone involved--the people who make it and the people who are exposed to it. It's like cheap rot-gut whiskey for the mind. Eventually your liver can clean out whatever nasty shit you've put into your body, but unfortunately (2) the mind doesn't work the same way--what has been seen cannot be un-seen.
1. I applaud you, but anticipate a little teasing from 'the fellas' on here... ;)
2. Well it's a bit late to tell me that! >:( I guess they'd better hurry up and finish inventing those flashy memory things then! :P
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Sorry - I had a compulsive need to push that neat little bit of word play past breaking point - apologies
1. I applaud you, but anticipate a little teasing from 'the fellas' on here... ;)
2. Well it's a bit late to tell me that! >:( I guess they'd better hurry up and finish inventing those flashy memory things then! :P
(http://entertainment.ie/images_content/neuraliser.gif)
LOL yep. I'm probably telling that to the wrong crowd but hey, it is what it is. I won't judge if you won't.
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Don't be coy.
Rod Jeremy (The Hedgehog) is widely known for being overweight, having copious amounts of body hair, and possessing a remarkably large penis. He can self-fellate.
Can you self fellate homomuscle??
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Sorry - I had a compulsive need to push that neat little bit of word play past breaking point - apologies
1. I applaud you, but anticipate a little teasing from 'the fellas' on here... ;)
2. Well it's a bit late to tell me that! >:( I guess they'd better hurry up and finish inventing those flashy memory things then! :P
(http://entertainment.ie/images_content/neuraliser.gif)
Well done ;D
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Wtf is a parsh?
This. Wtf? Who uses these terms?
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Can you self fellate homomuscle??
Wish I could. How about you?
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This. Wtf? Who uses these terms?
Matt. He's an unusual fellow and he's Canadian which should explain it. ;D