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Title: Opening amps...
Post by: VegasPole on April 09, 2006, 02:28:40 PM
Hey guys... I searched around and couldn't find any old articles on the subject... What's the best way to open amps? ??? My buddy told me he uses a nail file and goes around the edge... 
I just don't want to f up and waste precious stuff... ;)
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: bigjohn_bluesfan on April 09, 2006, 05:07:36 PM
go to researchchemist.com    or getpinz.com   and buy an amp opener for 3 bucks.... if you place the order now it will be at your house by friday
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: musclestang on April 09, 2006, 05:21:10 PM
i just use a pen cap, place the top of the amp in the pen cap and hold it in ur hand then push on the pen cap with ur thumb and it snaps off.
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: ZEEK on April 09, 2006, 05:24:17 PM
it also depends on what amps you have.

if it has the ring already in the beval then its easy to snap

Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: freeagain on April 09, 2006, 05:24:36 PM
huh?

 just snap the f'uckin top off you f'uckin arsebandits!  ::)

jeez.. dont tell me you too f'uckin weak to snap a bit of glass off ??

oh .. if you really 'terrified' of cuttin your precious lil digits (boo hoo) do it in a teatowel!

Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: bigjohn_bluesfan on April 09, 2006, 05:59:03 PM
you guys are retarded
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: VegasPole on April 09, 2006, 10:40:23 PM
Thanks.
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: gtbro1 on April 09, 2006, 10:44:17 PM
  buy  the opener for 3 bucks.
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: Euro-monster on April 10, 2006, 03:56:48 AM
Just snap it of.. it really isn't that hard... ::)
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: wes mantooth on April 10, 2006, 08:00:25 AM
i just use a pen cap, place the top of the amp in the pen cap and hold it in ur hand then push on the pen cap with ur thumb and it snaps off.

this is the way i open them
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: freeagain on April 10, 2006, 08:07:49 AM
your the only pussy on this site.

i do it my way and you do it your

Ill snap your fucking neck real quick.

and im not the one wanting to know how to open a amp

oh really ??

and how you gonna do that sailor ??

use a f'uckin pen top !!

Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: DIVISION on April 10, 2006, 12:47:32 PM
Hey guys... I searched around and couldn't find any old articles on the subject... What's the best way to open amps? ??? My buddy told me he uses a nail file and goes around the edge... 
I just don't want to f up and waste precious stuff... ;)

You've got to be fu.cking kidding me...

You snap the top off with your fingers.  The glass is too fine to hurt you.  If you aren't strong enough to snap the top off, I question you using AAS at all.

Some of you amaze me with your questions.

Who really takes the time to tape a glass amp and use a hammer?

Amazing shit........ ::)

I thought I'd heard it all....



DIV
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: ZEEK on April 10, 2006, 03:54:50 PM
well shit were not all wanna be pro's.

i havent lost a drop from any amp ive opened.

how many times have you broken one completely?

if you say none your full of shite and Ill slap you

with a wet noodle.  ;)
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: ZEEK on April 10, 2006, 04:21:02 PM
I love it.  ;D ;D

the crazy thing is someone might try it
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: VegasPole on April 10, 2006, 05:34:10 PM
You've got to be fu.cking kidding me...

You snap the top off with your fingers.  The glass is too fine to hurt you.  If you aren't strong enough to snap the top off, I question you using AAS at all.

Some of you amaze me with your questions.

Who really takes the time to tape a glass amp and use a hammer?

Amazing shit........ ::)

I thought I'd heard it all....



DIV

Sorry God.

I wasn't worried about hurting myself or not being "strong enough", I was more worried about spilling my synthetic nuts on the floor.....But I do agree with you on the hammer...WTF ???
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: ZEEK on April 10, 2006, 06:30:05 PM
you wont get hurt if you know what your doing
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: DIVISION on April 10, 2006, 08:02:07 PM
well shit were not all wanna be pro's.

i havent lost a drop from any amp ive opened.

how many times have you broken one completely?

if you say none your full of shite and Ill slap you

with a wet noodle.  ;)

I actually did "shatter" one amp of Sustanon.

Considering how many amps I've done, that's not bad.




DIV
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: bigjohn_bluesfan on April 10, 2006, 08:13:07 PM
I actually did "shatter" one amp of Sustanon.

Considering how many amps I've done, that's not bad.




DIV



the best way to keep from shattering amps is: completely duck tape the whole amp. Tie some fine thread to the top part of it and tie that part to a tree. Tie another piece of thread to the bottom part of the amp and tie that piece to the trailer hitch on your truck. put your truck in low 2 and ease forward just enough to tighten the string and break the top off the amp. make sure that you have a bowl under the amp to catch it. if any of the gear spills into the nbowl you can draw it out with a needle. I have found this to be the safest way to open amps. ;)
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: DIVISION on April 10, 2006, 08:16:20 PM


the best way to keep from shattering amps is: completely duck tape the whole amp. Tie some fine thread to the top part of it and tie that part to a tree. Tie another piece of thread to the bottom part of the amp and tie that piece to the trailer hitch on your truck. put your truck in low 2 and ease forward just enough to tighten the string and break the top off the amp. make sure that you have a bowl under the amp to catch it. if any of the gear spills into the nbowl you can draw it out with a needle. I have found this to be the safest way to open amps. ;)

Have you girlfriend break it off in her teeth.....





DIV
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: ZEEK on April 10, 2006, 08:19:23 PM
LMAO  hahahahahaha ;D
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: blondmusclhunk on April 12, 2006, 08:42:32 AM
Jeez.  Just snap it off.  Its quick and easy.  Ive never had one shatter.
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: DirtyDirt on April 13, 2006, 06:15:10 AM
Personally I use bigjohnbluesfan method however, instead of a hitch, I tie it to my horse's tail and yell "GIDDYAP MUTHA FUCKER!!!"

Oh and I don't use a bowl, I rent a midget for an hour, he stands there and holds the amp as the horse runs away. Haven't lost a drop yet...
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: blondmusclhunk on April 13, 2006, 07:57:49 AM
There's even a better way get a straight razor blade and make sure your fingers our grasped tightly around the neck of it and cut real hard
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: Loomis on April 13, 2006, 08:00:55 AM
Personally I use bigjohnbluesfan method however, instead of a hitch, I tie it to my horse's tail and yell "GIDDYAP MUTHA FUCKER!!!"

Oh and I don't use a bowl, I rent a midget for an hour, he stands there and holds the amp as the horse runs away. Haven't lost a drop yet...
I almost spit out my coffee reading this, lol.
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: blondmusclhunk on April 13, 2006, 08:16:01 AM
hah the funny thing is there is some dimwit that would try these stupid things out there
Title: Re: Opening amps...
Post by: wannabebig on April 13, 2006, 10:26:19 AM
Is this a serious post?!!!