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Title: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 03, 2018, 02:19:32 PM
...is a free bowl or burrito. 

A few days ago I had lunch at chipotle and I either complimented the girl who was checking me out or I told her one of my terrible jokes. She asked me to wait, she ran into the kitchen and gave me this card.  I asked her what it was for and she said "because we want to make sure you keep coming back to our restaurant." This is the second time I've gotten this card. The first time was about 3 years ago, but it happened pretty much the same way. I told a throwaway joke or gave the girl an innocuous compliment and she went and got a gift card.

Apparently these cards are somewhat rare, which I find a funny given the circumstances under which I got both cards.

Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: be back on February 03, 2018, 02:26:28 PM
lol
Its so when you go back its a signal for the staff all spit on your order .
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 03, 2018, 02:29:23 PM
...is a free bowl or burrito. 

A few days ago I had lunch at chipotle and I either complimented the girl who was checking me out or I told her one of my terrible jokes. She asked me to wait, she ran into the kitchen and gave me this card.  I asked her what it was for and she said "because we want to make sure you keep coming back to our restaurant." This is the second time I've gotten this card. The first time was about 3 years ago, but it happened pretty much the same way. I told a throwaway joke or gave the girl an innocuous compliment and she went and got a gift card.

Apparently these cards are somewhat rare, which I find a funny given the circumstances under which I got both cards.



yup 20 year old girls really like 45 year old poor men  ::)
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 03, 2018, 02:31:22 PM
lol
Its so when you go back its a signal for the staff all spit on your order .


Have you ever been to a chipotle? That literally  wouldn't  even be possible there.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 03, 2018, 02:33:08 PM
yup 20 year old girls really like 45 year old poor men  ::)


Neither of those things apply to me, but what universe are you living in where 20 year old girls are known for their high standards?
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 03, 2018, 02:34:59 PM

Neither of those things apply to me, but what universe are you living in where 20 year old girls are known for their high standards?

are you not the bloke who followed a young girl for miles a few years back ?
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Pray_4_War on February 03, 2018, 02:36:40 PM
Creeper
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Kwon on February 03, 2018, 02:37:01 PM
lol
Its so when you go back its a signal for the staff all ejaculate on your order .

Fixed.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 03, 2018, 02:37:18 PM
are you not the bloke who followed a young girl for miles a few years back ?

???
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 03, 2018, 02:38:21 PM
Creeper

its him right ?
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 03, 2018, 02:39:46 PM
Fixed.

Kwon... been a long time since you've popped up in one of my threads. Wasn't surprised to read your post the other day that your life was so shitty that  you're surprised you haven't killed yourself yet. I've said I assumed as much about you in the past. Won't bother with a witty retort. Have a good one.   ;)
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: be back on February 03, 2018, 02:39:56 PM

Have you ever been to a chipotle? That literally  wouldn't  even possible there.

hahaha, staff prepare it staff can fuck with it...

really mate!!!
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 03, 2018, 02:42:39 PM
hahaha, staff prepare it staff can fuck with it...

really mate!!!

It's prepared in front of a glass partition. There is no way on earth they can do anything to it without you seeing. And you pay after your order is already made.  So, like I said, literally no way...
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Pray_4_War on February 03, 2018, 02:51:58 PM
its him right ?

Yes.  Old men are invisible to young girls.

There is zero chance he received this coupon based on his attractiveness or charm.  If anything she thought he was autistic and felt sorry for him.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Hulkotron on February 03, 2018, 02:53:26 PM
Very pumpster-esque post
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: be back on February 03, 2018, 02:55:20 PM
Yes.  Old men are invisible to young girls.

There is zero chance he received this coupon based on his attractiveness or charm.  If anything she thought he was autistic and felt sorry for him.

this was just after he was handed the card
(http://files.abovetopsecret.com/files/img/oz560f44b3.GIF)
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Anna Recksiek on February 03, 2018, 02:56:36 PM
hahaha, staff prepare it staff can fuck with it...

really mate!!!
If they spit in it you would see it and walk without paying. It's like subway you see them prepare it
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 03, 2018, 02:56:49 PM
Yes.  Old men are invisible to young girls.

There is zero chance he received this coupon based on his attractiveness or charm.  If anything she thought he was autistic and felt sorry for him.

Aw, what's wrong , gay4more? Jealous of a burrito card? Save up and you can afford your own chipotle meal, probably before the end of the year.  :-*
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: be back on February 03, 2018, 02:57:35 PM
If they spit in it you would see it and walk without paying. It's like subway you see them prepare it


did you see them wash their hands in the bathroom?
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 03, 2018, 02:58:37 PM
this was just after he was handed the card
(http://files.abovetopsecret.com/files/img/oz560f44b3.GIF)

Right after I walked in the door and paid and then they went out back to prepare my burrito?  ::)
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 03, 2018, 02:59:41 PM
did you see them wash their hands in the bathroom?

They wear gloves and I usually order bowls, so everything is portioned out by spoon.

Look, just give it up.  ::)
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Kwon on February 03, 2018, 03:01:54 PM
yup 20 year old girls really like 45 year old poor men  ::)

Surprised they took they even took his order, nignog that he is.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: be back on February 03, 2018, 03:03:57 PM
They wear gloves and I usually order bowls, so everything is portioned out by spoon.

Look, just give it up.  ::)

mmm you sound like you are worried they might do something to your food...
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Pray_4_War on February 03, 2018, 03:04:36 PM
Aw, what's wrong , gay4more? Jealous of a burrito card? Save up and you can afford your own chipotle meall, probably before the end of the year.  :-*

It's ok Al Dogshitty,

I'm not broke like you, gray balls.  I bet you had a panic attack when they started charging extra for Guacamole.

Shit, I can see you at your mailbox every week, waiting for those coupons to arrive.  Praying like hell for 30 cents off of a box of Lucky Charms.  Broke muthfucka!
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 03, 2018, 03:05:14 PM
Surprised they took they even took his order, nignog that he is.

Leave your basement on occasion and you'll see that almost all businesses accept orders from almost all customers.

*By the way, little buddy, that's not meant as a judgement. So don't go reaching for those pills. I'm sure your parents care about you.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 03, 2018, 03:07:32 PM
It's ok Al Dogshitty,

I'm not broke like you, gray balls.  I bet you had a panic attack when they started charging extra for Guacamole.

Shit, I can see you at your mailbox every week, waiting for those coupons to arrive.  Praying like hell for 30 cents of off of a box of Lucky Charms.  Broke muthfucka!

You don't even believe this.  ::) But I wouldn't be surprised if you and Kwon were in the same boat.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Pray_4_War on February 03, 2018, 03:09:35 PM
You don't even believe this.  ::) But I wouldn't be surprised if you and Kwon were in the same boat.

What boat is that?  haha
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Kwon on February 03, 2018, 03:10:32 PM
Leave your basement on occasion and you'll see that almost all businesses accept orders from almost all customers.

*By the way, little buddy, that's not meant as a judgement. So don't go reaching for those pills. I'm sure your parents care about you.

What are you on shitskin?

You must have mistaken me for someone else, i'm rarely in the basement (only when i need to storage boxes etc), and i am definitely not a little buddy, i'm closing in on 50 years of age.

Don't know what pills you are talking about, but i've been straight edge all my life, never used drugs, not even smoked!

Sure, i have been known to drink during festivities and during new years eve, but very rarely do i drink spirits, and i have never used any kind of pills.

To withstand the pain of the recuperation from the back-injury i used gel on the affected area, no pills whatsoever.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on February 03, 2018, 03:16:08 PM
Kwon... been a long time since you've popped up in one of my threads. Wasn't surprised to read your post the other day that your life was so shitty that  you're surprised you haven't killed yourself yet. I've said I assumed as much about you in the past. Won't bother with a witty retort. Have a good one.   ;)

Brutal

"Al Doggity" is taking no prisoners in this thread
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 03, 2018, 03:18:24 PM
What boat is that?  haha


Pathetic loser.  Shit on by life. The way being white is the be all, end all for you makes me think you probably have nothing and have accomplished nothing. Almost all of your posts revolve around how just being white is great, which is a sign that there probably isn't anything else great. Like that Fortress guy who looks like the thing. Or like Kwon's life actually is.


Feel free to tell me why my posts or posting style make you think I wait at my mailbox for coupons. Because I'm black? LOL c'mon man.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: be back on February 03, 2018, 03:37:18 PM

Pathetic loser.  Shit on by life. The way being white is the be all, end all for you makes me think you probably have nothing and have accomplished nothing. Almost all of your posts revolve around how just being white is great, which is a sign that there probably isn't anything else great. Like that Fortress guy who looks like the thing. Or like Kwon's life actually is.


Feel free to tell me why my posts or posting style make you think I wait at my mailbox for coupons. Because I'm black? LOL c'mon man.

he doesnt rely on handouts from Chipolte enough to start a thread on it...

That voucher must have really meant something to you...
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Mobil on February 03, 2018, 03:39:50 PM
get em brother!! i get hit on by younger women but they are too insecure to do something :( but its a compliment...they look down and almost shit their pants when i talk to them... thats why older women are the key.... they are more secure with themselves...its easy hunting with MILFS...just my experience..have this girl at work a  legit 10 only 23 yrs old and she facebook stalks me(so ive heard, she shows people my pics at work) when i try to talk to her she looks down and walks away in fear.... its a shame... cuz id totally blow in her!
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Pray_4_War on February 03, 2018, 03:41:34 PM

Pathetic loser.  Shit on by life. The way being white is the be all, end all for you makes me think you probably have nothing and have accomplished nothing. Almost all of your posts revolve around how just being white is great, which is a sign that there probably isn't anything else great. Like that Fortress guy who looks like the thing. Or like Kwon's life actually is.


Feel free to tell me why my posts or posting style make you think I wait at my mailbox for coupons. Because I'm black? LOL c'mon man.

Haha, it's all love bro, I'm just fucking with you.  I don't know or care how much money you have and the color of your skin is of no particular interest to me.  I can see why you might figure me for a racsit but I'm actually not.  I insult you because we often disagree about shit.  No other reason.

I actually like what you wrote in this post.  Made me laugh for real.  Reminds me of some shit that I would say to someone.

It's ok if you clip coupons Al.  No judgement....and I'm glad you got a free burrito.


Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 03, 2018, 03:44:08 PM
He got it because it's black history month and probably the only black guy to step foot into chipotle in the last year.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Parker on February 03, 2018, 03:46:38 PM
I get Chipotle coupons texted to me. But Chipotle is high in sodium.
Good on you for getting a card.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 03, 2018, 03:58:29 PM
Haha, it's all love bro, I'm just fucking with you.  I don't know or care how much money you have and the color of your skin is of no particular interest to me.  I can see why you might figure me for a racsit but I'm actually not.  I insult you because we often disagree about shit.  No other reason.

I actually like what you wrote in this post.  Made me laugh for real.  Reminds me of some shit that I would say to someone.

It's ok if you clip coupons Al.  No judgement....and I'm glad you got a free burrito.




Haha, of course it's all love. If this type of shit bothered me so much, I would just stop coming to this site.  Can you imagine that I wasn't intentionally  inviting some shit-talking with that opening post?

Fortress can look as terrible as he wants and kwon can make his life as terrible as he wants. i'm just a hebrew with a nice smile and a burrito card.  :D
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Kwon on February 03, 2018, 06:51:41 PM
What boat is that?  haha

Go4It's "loveboat"  ;D :D

(http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/87/28/6810fda38063f5228a78d7be510c58df.gif)
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Zillotch on February 03, 2018, 07:05:50 PM
is this tard thread about a phaggot proclaiming his 'cuteness', or some shit? couldn't be
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Zillotch on February 03, 2018, 07:06:58 PM
I am stoned, and must have it wrong, lol
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Kwon on February 03, 2018, 07:22:35 PM
is this tard thread about a phaggot proclaiming his 'cuteness', or some shit? couldn't be

Nah, just a nignog feeling proud that he got a token.  ;D
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: The Scott on February 03, 2018, 07:32:59 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fa/BlackstronautsSmall.jpg)

NASSA.  Negro American Society of Space Astronauts.  'n' sheit.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Agnostic007 on February 03, 2018, 07:54:20 PM

Pathetic loser.  Shit on by life. The way being white is the be all, end all for you makes me think you probably have nothing and have accomplished nothing. Almost all of your posts revolve around how just being white is great, which is a sign that there probably isn't anything else great. Like that Fortress guy who looks like the thing. Or like Kwon's life actually is.


Feel free to tell me why my posts or posting style make you think I wait at my mailbox for coupons. Because I'm black? LOL c'mon man.

Wait.. you're black?
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: The Scott on February 03, 2018, 07:55:14 PM
Wait.. you're black?

That or he's the male version of Ain't Jemima.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Zillotch on February 03, 2018, 07:58:00 PM
Wait.. you're black?

black? who knows....

gay? absolutely
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Las Vegas on February 03, 2018, 08:09:00 PM
Chipotle is very generous with Salmonella.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: SOMEPARTS on February 03, 2018, 08:19:16 PM
I just imagine a black leather fanny pack full of coupons was involved here.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 03, 2018, 08:56:05 PM
Wait.. you're black?

Huh? You couldn't tell by my extremely racist and hateful posting history?  :o  
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 03, 2018, 08:57:02 PM
My diapers are leaking. Please pay attention to me. 


Sad and disgusting.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: calfzilla on February 03, 2018, 08:57:34 PM
Is Al a Hebrew? If so then its racis that they gave him the card because they assumed he couldn't pay for his burrito.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Agnostic007 on February 03, 2018, 09:10:20 PM
Huh? You couldn't tell by my extremely racist and hateful posting history?  :o  
should have been a clue..
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: The Scott on February 03, 2018, 09:16:50 PM

Sad and disgusting.

I should  have paid attention to the Euripides, "Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish".  Thanks for proving him correct.

Of course a variation on his theme would be to say you are "toolish", i.e., a tool or what a tool.  Not the sharpest tool in the shed, etc.

Like I have said, I don't have anything against you, it's just that I fail to find anything of worth in your favor. Shit, even Wiggs is right once in a while.  But you?  You're left all the time.

Think about it...
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 03, 2018, 09:27:00 PM
Can someone help me move my prostate? Also, How do you get to the Rupaul website? I need to do some research.


Trash.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Ted SuperSet on February 03, 2018, 10:08:36 PM
What are you on shitskin?

You must have mistaken me for someone else, i'm rarely in the basement (only when i need to storage boxes etc), and i am definitely not a little buddy, i'm closing in on 50 years of age.

Don't know what pills you are talking about, but i've been straight edge all my life, never used drugs, not even smoked!

Sure, i have been known to drink during festivities and during new years eve, but very rarely do i drink spirits, and i have never used any kind of pills.

To withstand the pain of the recuperation from the back-injury i used gel on the affected area, no pills whatsoever.

Good for you brosep!
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Kwon on February 03, 2018, 10:32:56 PM
Good for you brosep!

Thanks Ted!

No pills whatsoever.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: cephissus on February 03, 2018, 10:35:21 PM
Don't feel too good... In college I got it for free almost half the time.

And usually from a dude  :-X
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: MorganSA on February 03, 2018, 10:50:53 PM
Go4It's "loveboat"  ;D :D

(http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/87/28/6810fda38063f5228a78d7be510c58df.gif)

^^ That "chav eccing out on a dancefloor" warped GIF is fucking disturbing..........apar t from the grinding jaw and chav flapping, it makes him seem like hes wasting away or something.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Zillotch on February 03, 2018, 11:42:06 PM
^^ That "chav eccing out on a dancefloor" warped GIF is fucking disturbing..........

careful what u look at.... embedded within some visual presentations r visual viruses able to travel thru ur optic nerves, infecting ur brain, dude.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Kwon on February 04, 2018, 07:56:17 AM
^^ That "chav eccing out on a dancefloor" warped GIF is fucking disturbing..........apar t from the grinding jaw and chav flapping, it makes him seem like hes wasting away or something.

Don't stare at it too long, it may take you to a higher level of heaven.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Zillotch on February 04, 2018, 12:03:01 PM
careful what u look at.... embedded within some visual presentations r visual viruses able to travel thru ur optic nerves, infecting ur brain

these visual viruses r super common in memes.... do not stare at them... lest u become infected.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 04, 2018, 10:35:46 PM
So basically a grown man considers himself "cute", was given a pity burrito, tells GetBig about it, and then gets hit right in the feelers when people notify him how gay the whole situation is.

Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Tennisballz on February 04, 2018, 11:50:32 PM
The only good contribution OP has ever made around here was his appearance on the recent getbig xmas card.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 05, 2018, 02:38:39 AM
Maybe you just look like you need some free food/homeless
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: calfzilla on February 05, 2018, 02:40:21 AM
The life one must live if receiving a free burrito warrants writing about it on a bodybuilding forum.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: HTexan on February 05, 2018, 10:16:51 AM
Know a chick that works at chipotle, they hand out this cards to the homeless looking people that they feel sorry for and think they need a free meal.

 ;D seriously tho, this cards aren’t rare, i heard they are given to people that go there a lot as a perk.
I never go to chipotle becuase people keep getting food poisoning there. Google it. They always closing stores  becuase of it.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 05, 2018, 10:34:14 AM
The only good contribution OP has ever made around here was his appearance on the recent getbig xmas card.


You'll probably never understand why, but this is making me chuckle. :)
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Zillotch on February 05, 2018, 10:49:38 AM
You'll probably never understand why, but this is making me chuckle. :)

tards can chuckle... drool... whatever. no one is really that concerned.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 05, 2018, 10:53:56 AM
Know a chick that works at chipotle, they hand out this cards to the homeless looking people that they feel sorry for and think they need a free meal.

 ;D seriously tho, this cards aren’t rare, i heard they are given to people that go there a lot as a perk.
I never go to chipotle becuase people keep getting food poisoning there. Google it. They always closing stores  becuase of it.

I eat mostly a plant based diet and have only been to that chipotle 2 or 3 times over the last year. So it wasn't loyalty reward. I have no reliable info on why they give them out or how often, but I looked them up online before I posted this thread and even a reddit sub for chipotle employees described them as rare.

Also, you can't really tell from the pic, but it's not made of cardboard. It's hard plastic like a credit card with metallic lamination and there's a barcode on the back. So, yeah, it's just a burrito card, but it's meant to convey a feeling of exclusivity. So, I kind of feel safe saying that they are somewhat rare, as far as midprice, fast-casual restaurant perks go.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 05, 2018, 10:57:35 AM
tards can chuckle... drool... whatever. no one is really that concerned.

You've almost worked your way up to speaking in complete sentences. Just a little more work. You're almost there!
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 05, 2018, 10:59:12 AM
The life one must live if receiving a free burrito warrants writing about it on a bodybuilding forum.


Yeah. Almost like it's a super obvious troll post or something. But I can confirm that there's no way that's the case.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: be back on February 05, 2018, 11:40:54 AM
^^ That "chav eccing out on a dancefloor" warped GIF is fucking disturbing..........apar t from the grinding jaw and chav flapping, it makes him seem like hes wasting away or something.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Ted SuperSet on February 05, 2018, 11:47:58 AM
Thanks Ted!

No pills whatsoever.

Keep it up!

I have not watched porn in 7 years. Can this trump you?  :D
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: be back on February 05, 2018, 11:50:22 AM
Keep it up!

I have not watched porn in 7 years. Can this trump you?  :D

they take all their clothes off these days....
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Ted SuperSet on February 05, 2018, 01:19:32 PM
they take all their clothes off these days....

Brb I am talking an ice cold shower.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Parker on February 05, 2018, 01:23:01 PM
they put on all their clothes these days....
Huh?
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 05, 2018, 06:51:50 PM
I eat mostly a plant based diet and have only been to that chipotle 2 or 3 times over the last year. So it wasn't loyalty reward. I have no reliable info on why they give them out or how often, but I looked them up online before I posted this thread and even a reddit sub for chipotle employees described them as rare.

Also, you can't really tell from the pic, but it's not made of cardboard. It's hard plastic like a credit card with metallic lamination and there's a barcode on the back. So, yeah, it's just a burrito card, but it's meant to convey a feeling of exclusivity. So, I kind of feel safe saying that they are somewhat rare, as far as midprice, fast-casual restaurant perks go.

Thanks for the details
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: The Scott on February 05, 2018, 07:09:41 PM
The life one must live if receiving a free burrito warrants writing about it on a bodybuilding forum.

He be livin' de scheme.  'n' sheit.

I have never been to a Chipotle.  Who knows, it might be good.  Either way free food is nice so good for him!
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 05, 2018, 07:24:58 PM
Thanks for the details

NP.I think it did a good job of showing how cute I am.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: cephissus on February 05, 2018, 07:30:57 PM
I eat mostly a plant based diet and have only been to that chipotle 2 or 3 times over the last year. So it wasn't loyalty reward. I have no reliable info on why they give them out or how often, but I looked them up online before I posted this thread and even a reddit sub for chipotle employees described them as rare.

Also, you can't really tell from the pic, but it's not made of cardboard. It's hard plastic like a credit card with metallic lamination and there's a barcode on the back. So, yeah, it's just a burrito card, but it's meant to convey a feeling of exclusivity. So, I kind of feel safe saying that they are somewhat rare, as far as midprice, fast-casual restaurant perks go.

Maybe times have changed, but when I was in college every employee could give away 20$ of free food a day. Maybe that was just my campus Chipotle's policy though... That place was always slammed.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 05, 2018, 07:32:50 PM
I'm especially bitter today because my rectum is bleeding into my oatmeal.

How can I download the entire Judy Garland collection?

Sick.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 05, 2018, 07:48:44 PM
Maybe times have changed, but when I was in college every employee could give away 20$ of free food a day. Maybe that was just my campus Chipotle's policy though... That place was always slammed.

What do you mean by this?   ???
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: cephissus on February 05, 2018, 08:32:33 PM
What do you mean by this?   ???

Every employee could give out $20 of free burritos, chips, or w/e to anyone they chose. Like I said before, half the time I'd get a free burrito just cause this one guy thought we were friends or something.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was just because that particular probably outsold every other restaurant in the neighborhood three to one. After 6 PM or so there was a line out the door all night. On finals week they would even host a free dinner for everyone... They must have given out thousands of burritos every quarter.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: The Scott on February 05, 2018, 08:50:24 PM
Sick.


Okay.  So you wish to continue to play the idiot  -savant  card.  Typical for a societal hemorrhoid such as yourself.  LOL!

What a pathetic product of the Great Society you are. John would spit on you so in his absence, allow me, you out of work lawn jockey.

"Thhhhhhhhhhbbbbbt!"   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: ESFitness on February 05, 2018, 08:52:16 PM
Every employee could give out $20 of free burritos, chips, or w/e to anyone they chose. Like I said before, half the time I'd get a free burrito just cause this one guy thought we were friends or something.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was just because that particular probably outsold every other restaurant in the neighborhood three to one. After 6 PM or so there was a line out the door all night. On finals week they would even host a free dinner for everyone... They must have given out thousands of burritos every quarter.

Sounds like the In n Out in Westwood by UCLA. Place was packed sun up til sundown w/ppl from UCLA
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 05, 2018, 09:07:19 PM
Every employee could give out $20 of free burritos, chips, or w/e to anyone they chose. Like I said before, half the time I'd get a free burrito just cause this one guy thought we were friends or something.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was just because that particular probably outsold every other restaurant in the neighborhood three to one. After 6 PM or so there was a line out the door all night. On finals week they would even host a free dinner for everyone... They must have given out thousands of burritos every quarter.

Okay, this sounds weird to me, but I just want to make sure I'm understanding you correctly- you would go in, place your order and then once you got to the cash register,  the guy would say "I'm not going to charge you for a certain item" ? Did an employee tell you about the $20 figure?
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 05, 2018, 09:08:20 PM
I take my dentures out to suck my own dick while staring at tranny porn.

Weird. Why post this?
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: werewolf operative on February 05, 2018, 11:06:37 PM
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Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: cephissus on February 06, 2018, 05:41:57 PM
Okay, this sounds weird to me, but I just want to make sure I'm understanding you correctly- you would go in, place your order and then once you got to the cash register,  the guy would say "I'm not going to charge you for a certain item" ? Did an employee tell you about the $20 figure?

::)

He'd say "hey man, have this burrito on me, good to see you again" after we made some small talk, or something like that. It's no different than the little plastic card you're so proud of, except I guess less awkward.

I didn't hear about the figure from him, but another of my friends. I dont think it's unreasonable, since I got so many free burritos, and some of my friends too.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 06, 2018, 07:58:35 PM
::)

He'd say "hey man, have this burrito on me, good to see you again" after we made some small talk, or something like that. It's no different than the little plastic card you're so proud of, except I guess less awkward.

I didn't hear about the figure from him, but another of my friends. I dont think it's unreasonable, since I got so many free burritos, and some of my friends too.

Yeah, I think this is unlikely. Even an average customer can see that what you're describing just isn't how chipotle works. Not that you can't get freebies/perks from chipotle, because many do, but the way you say it happened is off for multiple reasons. The major ones are:

*Just by standing in line, you can see that most of the jobs are dedicated, especially the cashier. That's the only person who can price your food. "Every employee" can't be allowed to give away $20 of free food because every employee doesn't have that opportunity. Only the person or persons working the register. Just to confirm that cashier is a dedicated job there,  I looked it up, and here's a reddit thread about the cashier job being dedicated:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Chipotle/comments/3xn5tz/can_any_cashiers_give_me_some_tips/


*Pricing at chipotle is basically arbitrary. You see that the card I posted is for a free item, not for a dollar amount. If anyone asks for half/half meat, they'll give you two scoops. If they break your tortilla shell while making your burrito or if the wait in line was unusually long, they'll give you  free chips/guac. if you ordered double meat, they'll mark your bowl down to single if they're in the mood. If you go in after 915 (in nyc, most close at 10), they will basically give you double of everything. On top of that most stuff at chipotle is about $8-12. So A)there's no way they have a strict upper limit price on the dollar amount of food that can be given away B)even if they did, it would obviously have to be way higher than $20, based on the amount of freebies an average customer can see them giving away c)simply because of the structure of the store , it would literally be impossible to keep track of freebies by dollar amount.


There's some other pretty glaring stuff, too, but I'm sure you can come up with some explanations for why it's actually a little bit different than what you said and I'm not really buying it. Obviously, it shouldn't matter to you whether or not I believe you got free chipotle on a regular basis, but you did @ me twice presumably to prove that I'm not cute enough to get a burrito card from chipotle. (spoiler alert: I am)
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: calfzilla on February 06, 2018, 08:09:31 PM
Cashier: hey boss, this guy just wandered in, looks like he hasn't had a decent meal in quite some time. Can we help him?

Manager: Sure. Give him this free burrito card.

Cashier: Here is a card for a free burrito, sir.

Al Doggity: Speechless (with tears welling in his eyes)

Manager: (after Al Doggity left) How did it go with the guy down on his luck?

Cashier: Great! I don't think anyone has shown him any compassion in ages. He lit up and actually skipped out the front door!


 ;D
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 06, 2018, 08:13:51 PM
Cashier: hey boss, this guy just wandered in, looks like he hasn't had a decent meal in quite some time. Can we help him?

Manager: Sure. Give him this free burrito card.

Cashier: Here is a card for a free burrito, sir.

Al Doggity: Speechless (with tears welling in his eyes)

Manager: (after Al Doggity left) How did it go with the guy down on his luck?

Cashier: Great! I don't think anyone has shown him any compassion in ages. He lit up and actually skipped out the front door!


 ;D


The only accurate part is when I skipped out the front door, but i do that everywhere. It had nothing to do with my cuteness-confirming burrito card.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: werewolf operative on February 06, 2018, 08:15:41 PM
Cashier: hey boss, this guy just wandered in, looks like he hasn't had a decent meal in quite some time. Can we help him?

Manager: Sure. Give him this free burrito card.

Cashier: Here is a card for a free burrito, sir.

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Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: cephissus on February 06, 2018, 08:47:51 PM
Yeah, I think this is unlikely.

Oh brother, where do I begin? In the mid 2000s, when I was in college, a chicken burrito was 5.76 and, at least at this particular store, many employees worked line and register. So whip me up another analysis.

As for your rambling gustatory calculus, why don't you apply one tenth the imagination and arguing against yourself and let me know how that goes.

While you're at it, please point out where I tried to prove anything whatever pertaining to your cuteness.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: The Scott on February 06, 2018, 08:58:48 PM
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The United Burrito Gift Card Fund. 

Because a burrito be a turrbile thang to waste. 'n' sheit.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 06, 2018, 09:01:59 PM
Oh brother, where do I begin? In the mid 2000s, when I was in college, a chicken burrito was 5.76 and, at least at this particular store, many employees worked line and register. So whip me up another analysis.


It doesn't even make sense that they would have fewer dedicated jobs at a busier than average location.  And that was one of several arguments, but like I said, there's no need to come up with multiple excuses. It doesn't matter.

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While you're at it, please point out where I tried to prove anything whatever pertaining to your cuteness.

Don't feel too good... In college I got it for free almost half the time.

 Obviously I'm joking about the cuteness thing, but you did seem to want to make a point about you receiving the same treatment, especially since you reposted it again after I didn't respond.

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As for your rambling gustatory calculus, why don't you apply one tenth the imagination and arguing against yourself and let me know how that goes.

 ??? Da fuq?
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 06, 2018, 09:02:45 PM
My pussy smells like kimchi. Is that good or bad?

Yuck.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: The Scott on February 06, 2018, 09:07:34 PM
Yuck.

Well, well, well...if it ain't the Black Manther®.  Comicdom's first and hopefully only Nellie-as-fuck Black sHero.  You talentless fucktard of a typing chimpanzee. ;D
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 06, 2018, 09:10:43 PM
The kimchi smell doesn't bother me, but I just need to know if I can continue using it to store garbage until the weekend.


There have to be better options.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: cephissus on February 06, 2018, 09:21:44 PM
It doesn't even make sense that they would have fewer dedicated jobs at a busier than average location.

Hey, great point! Want to know how it actually happened? Generally one employee would stay with you the whole time, first taking your order, steaming the tortilla, serving the rice and beans, scooping the meat, adding the salsa and sauces, and sprinkling cheese before wrapping the whole thing up and receiving your payment at the register.

Odd how sometimes "things don't make sense" and yet... are?!

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Obviously I'm joking about the cuteness thing, but you did seem to want to make a point about you receiving the same treatment, especially since you reposted it again after I didn't respond.

Now explain to the rest of us how "don't feel too good, its not unusual" is an "attempt to prove you aren't cute enough to get a free burrito" ???

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??? Da fuq?

You said I could come up with an explanation to refute your points, so go ahead, try to come up with one of your own. I'm sure you'll find it's surprisingly easy!
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: BB on February 06, 2018, 09:22:45 PM
Col. Sanders once offered me a hand job back in '79. Beat that Al Doggity.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: The Scott on February 06, 2018, 09:22:57 PM
There have to be better options.

There's a reason beyond an inability to swim that such as you stick to the shallow end of the gene pool. You're stupid.   Oh Mighty Negro Warrior, Black Manther® aka BM®, #BMmatters, #BuMonkey, #Chimpotle.

You pathetic poo flinger of a typist.   ;D  
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 06, 2018, 09:30:15 PM
Hey, great point! Want to know how it actually happened? Generally one employee would stay with you the whole time, first taking your order, steaming the tortilla, serving the rice and beans, scooping the meat, adding the salsa and sauces, and sprinkling cheese before wrapping the whole thing up and receiving your payment at the register.

Odd how sometimes "things don't make sense" and yet... are?!
Which defeats the entire purpose of the conveyor belt system  that every single chipotle uses, especially if it's busier than average.   ::)


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Now explain to the rest of us how "don't feel too good, its not unusual" is an "attempt to prove you aren't cute enough to get a free burrito" ???
Are there "rest of us"?  Is someone interested in this besides you? And does  "don't feel too good, its not unusual" need further explanation?
 

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You said I could come up with an explanation to refute your points, so go ahead, try to come up with one of your own. I'm sure you'll find it's surprisingly easy!

The very clear point being your explanations were likely to be non-believable bullshit.  ???
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 06, 2018, 09:31:48 PM
I could use murphy's oil soap to clean it out, but I think that's what made my rectum start bleeding. Thoughts?

Weird.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: DooM_ on February 06, 2018, 09:49:30 PM
life time achievement award
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Bevo on February 06, 2018, 10:11:53 PM
Stupid thread
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 07, 2018, 09:41:21 AM
Hey, great point! Want to know how it actually happened? Generally one employee would stay with you the whole time, first taking your order, steaming the tortilla, serving the rice and beans, scooping the meat, adding the salsa and sauces, and sprinkling cheese before wrapping the whole thing up and receiving your payment at the register.

Odd how sometimes "things don't make sense" and yet... are?!



And to elaborate on this even further, you can look up chipotle and ... "efficiency", "operational model" , "throughput" or multiple other business terms... and find countless articles about how the most important part of their business model is the assembly line. It's considered their major innovation within the industry. Here's two links:

http://www.businessinsider.com/chipotles-burrito-making-formula-2014-6
https://rctom.hbs.org/submission/how-chipotle-revolutionized-fast-food/


In the first one, the founder of the company talks about how he started the company after watching an incredibly fast assembly line at another restaurant. In the second, they talk about the importance of speed  and how speed is due specifically to breaking up jobs. You don't even have to read these articles, though. Even just thinking about it for 5 seconds  anyone would realize that doing things the way you described would slow things down drastically. Even neighborhood delis generally will have one guy making the food and  a different guy taking payments.

Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 07, 2018, 10:06:51 AM
And to elaborate on this even further, you can look up chipotle and ... "efficiency", "operational model" , "throughput" or multiple other business terms... and find countless articles about how the most important part of their business model is the assembly line. It's considered their major innovation within the industry. Here's two links:

http://www.businessinsider.com/chipotles-burrito-making-formula-2014-6
https://rctom.hbs.org/submission/how-chipotle-revolutionized-fast-food/


In the first one, the founder of the company talks about how he started the company after watching an incredibly fast assembly line at another restaurant. In the second, they talk about the importance of speed  and how speed is due specifically to breaking up jobs. You don't even have to read these articles, though. Even just thinking about it for 5 seconds  anyone would realize that doing things the way you described would slow things down drastically. Even neighborhood delis generally will have one guy making the food and  a different guy taking payments.



why were you alone ?
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: cephissus on February 07, 2018, 02:24:28 PM
And does  "don't feel too good, its not unusual" need further explanation?

Yes, apparently. This statement implied not that you aren't cute enough, but that one need not be very cute.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: cephissus on February 07, 2018, 02:30:39 PM
Which defeats the entire purpose of the conveyor system

Yes, again, great point. Next thing you know, you'll be showing me an article on the latest credit card technology to explain why the readers at whole foods couldn't possibly be an order of magnitude slower than those at my local grocer.
 
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The very clear point being your explanations were likely to be non-believable bullshit.  ???

No moreso than your refutations, which is why you'll have an easier time arguing against yourself than attacking me.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 07, 2018, 07:43:10 PM

 No moreso than your refutations, which is why you'll have an easier time arguing against yourself than attacking me.

Really? Because your argument  is basically "I know it doesn't make sense, but it's true". Meanwhile,  I linked to an article in which the founder of the company says doing the opposite of what you described is the core principle of its business model.  But, yeah, I'm reaching.  ::)
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: cephissus on February 07, 2018, 08:43:42 PM
Really? Because your argument  is basically "I know it doesn't make sense, but it's true". Meanwhile,  I linked to an article in which the founder of the company says doing the opposite of what you described is the core principle of its business model.  But, yeah, I'm reaching.  ::)

Yes, really. Give it a shot.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 07, 2018, 09:05:23 PM
Yes, really. Give it a shot.

Just tried it. Turns out I was right all the time.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: cephissus on February 07, 2018, 09:07:48 PM
Just tried it. Turns out I was right all the time.

Why don't you share?
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 07, 2018, 09:30:01 PM
Why don't you share?

Sure! It went like this:

I used to get free food from chipotle all the time. I used to get it in a way that made no sense and is the complete opposite of their operating model. The entire chain is built around an assembly line method to increase speed and they've been heralded for this innovation for decades, but for some reason the extremely busy chipotle I went to didn't use the very method that the company was founded on. Which doesn't make sense because it seems like this branch would have found it especially useful since I repeatedly pointed out how busy it was. Apparently, they thought it made more sense for each employee to put on gloves, move down the entire assembly line to make one order, then take their gloves off, ring up each order and then go back to the start of the assembly line put on new gloves and do it all over again. Even though this would cause a backlog at the register after about 4 orders and a 5 year old could see that it made no sense, this extremely busy branch of chipotle never seemed to understand this. Ya know, actually, this makes no sense. It sounds entirely made up.


Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: CalvinH on February 08, 2018, 06:22:48 AM
Had Chipolte last night.

....Guess I wasn't cute enough :(
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 08, 2018, 01:53:26 PM
Had Chipolte last night.

....Guess I wasn't cute enough :(

You don't really have to be cute. Just homeless looking.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: be back on February 08, 2018, 02:39:45 PM
hahaha 5 pages about an old guy who someone felt sorry for and gave him free food...
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Kwon on February 08, 2018, 03:41:16 PM
hahaha 5 pages about an old guy who someone felt sorry for and gave him free food...

Bet the old groid thought it was an accomplishment!  ;D
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 08, 2018, 05:37:30 PM
Bet the old groid thought it was an accomplishment!  ;D

And I'll bet you had to talk yourself out of slitting your wrists twice in the  span of time it took you to make this post.


But don't feel too bad, little buddy. I'm sure most people who read this thread wanted to off themselves.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: NelsonMuntz on February 08, 2018, 07:03:09 PM
I live about 10 minutes from a chipotles have never tried it
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: cephissus on February 08, 2018, 08:00:55 PM
Sure! It went like this:

I used to get free food from chipotle all the time. I used to get it in a way that made no sense and is the complete opposite of their operating model. The entire chain is built around an assembly line method to increase speed and they've been heralded for this innovation for decades, but for some reason the extremely busy chipotle I went to didn't use the very method that the company was founded on. Which doesn't make sense because it seems like this branch would have found it especially useful since I repeatedly pointed out how busy it was. Apparently, they thought it made more sense for each employee to put on gloves, move down the entire assembly line to make one order, then take their gloves off, ring up each order and then go back to the start of the assembly line put on new gloves and do it all over again. Even though this would cause a backlog at the register after about 4 orders and a 5 year old could see that it made no sense, this extremely busy branch of chipotle never seemed to understand this. Ya know, actually, this makes no sense. It sounds entirely made up.

How about this one, which I took from a local news report:

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"Chipotle, being a franchise restaurant, can sometimes spring up under less-than-orthodox circumstances. Consider the case of a reclusive Seattleite scion whose favorite pastime -- running dry cleaners, food trucks, fast food restaurants, and other businesses "of the people," a pursuit utterly alien to that by which he earned his millions -- gave the staff a set of instructions only loosely based on the manual he received from corporate and much more in-line with his personal habits and tastes. They, being both a crack squad of burrito rollers and perhaps less assiduous than he might have liked, decided to take some liberties with his system, which was already decidedly un-canonical. For one thing, he poached most of the team from a local family style burrito joint famous dishing out child-sized, double-tortilla monstrosities affectionately and ironically called the "baby burrito". But such epic fare necessarily dictates a mode of operation completely unlike any you'd find in an establishment spun off of McDonalds and, try as they might to adapt, old habits died hard! Hence they gradually reverted (or, more accurately put, never really abandoned) their preferred interpretation of the "assembly line," in which the employee is conveyed right along with the wares!

From the start, our Chipotle was a smash hit with students from the nearby university, who, rain-slick and suffering more than a little fatigue of sickly-sweet, glazed meats, arrived under the blasting heat that dumped from the store's patio ceiling and spilled onto the sidewalk, only all to eager to say "goodbye teriyaki, hello guacamole!"  The owner rarely stopped by. He always had his hands in many purses and, to put it plainly, was never really one for fastidious oversight, in the first place. In fact, detached as he was, he barely had to look at the books before deciding to dole out generous bonuses for each sales milestone his team smashed through. Although business was good, the big boss was only ever too happy to add new tiers for ever-higher performance pay outs. The team, fearing they'd miss out on the topmost quarterly bonus for the first time in months, implored their two lead managers (Jesus and David, in whom everyone placed a lot of stock) to take action. Not content to let the product speak for itself, these enterprising young fellows decided to further incentivize their audience with the somewhat-unimaginative, yet profoundly effective "two-burrito giveaway system". Each employee would give up to two free burritos every day. The whole team agreed to level the balance out of their own pocket, with the leads showing somewhat more largesse than the rest by always personally ensuring ends met.

The plan was simple: after chatting it up for a few minutes and hitting things off with a customer, the worker would signal the cashier (if it were one of those times that John, the misfit white second-nephew or other who wouldn't play ball and only worked register) to pin the merchant receipt (with free item circled) on the "free spear"; or, if left to own devices, the employee would gladly rip off their nasty gloves off and note the dispensation personally. By the way, the whole staff hated wearing gloves, to the surprise of none in the restaurant industry. Sanitation slips be damned, everyone loves getting those things off at the nearest opportunity, if only to shake free some sweat and get reacquaint the pores with a little fresh air. At the end of the day, David would empty the receipt spear, tally the losses, and replenish the register after withdrawing from the team's shared account, which he accessed through the Bank of America ATM halfway down the block.

Long story short, the plan was a smash hit for all involved! Any worries even the most miserly team member might have maintained vanished after the first quarter, when year-over-year sales climbed to an astonishing and unprecedented 28%. The boss might not have known the whole story, but he didn't care! He decided to one up his now-famous bonuses and match the local burger joint's legendary benevolence by paying for part of any student-employee's tuition, provided they sign a multi-year contract. Speaking of legends, the policy went over so well with the student population that it became a near mythological talking point. From the chatter inevitably spun various hypotheses, the prevailing guess being that each employee could dole out a whopping $20 pro-bono! Not too far off the mark, after all...
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 08, 2018, 08:42:18 PM
"Chipotle, being a franchise restaurant, can sometimes spring up under less-than-orthodox circumstances. Consider the case of a reclusive Seattleite scion whose favorite pastime -- running dry cleaners, food trucks, fast food restaurants, and other businesses "of the people," a pursuit utterly alien to that by which he earned his millions -- gave the staff a set of instructions only loosely based on the manual he received from corporate and much more in-line with his personal habits and tastes. They, being both a crack squad of burrito rollers and perhaps less assiduous than he might have liked, decided to take some liberties with his system, which was already decidedly un-canonical. For one thing, he poached most of the team from a local family style burrito joint famous dishing out child-sized, double-tortilla monstrosities affectionately and ironically called the "baby burrito". But such epic fare necessarily dictates a mode of operation completely unlike any you'd find in an establishment spun off of McDonalds and, try as they might to adapt, old habits died hard! Hence they gradually reverted (or, more accurately put, never really abandoned) their preferred interpretation of the "assembly line," in which the employee is conveyed right along with the wares!

From the start, our Chipotle was a smash hit with students from the nearby university, who, rain-slick and suffering more than a little fatigue of sickly-sweet, glazed meats, arrived under the blasting heat that dumped from the store's patio ceiling and spilled onto the sidewalk, only all to eager to say "goodbye teriyaki, hello guacamole!"  The owner rarely stopped by. He always had his hands in many purses and, to put it plainly, was never really one for fastidious oversight, in the first place. In fact, detached as he was, he barely had to look at the books before deciding to dole out generous bonuses for each sales milestone his team smashed through. Although business was good, the big boss was only ever too happy to add new tiers for ever-higher performance pay outs. The team, fearing they'd miss out on the topmost quarterly bonus for the first time in months, implored their two lead managers (Jesus and David, in whom everyone placed a lot of stock) to take action. Not content to let the product speak for itself, these enterprising young fellows decided to further incentivize their audience with the somewhat-unimaginative, yet profoundly effective "two-burrito giveaway system". Each employee would give up to two free burritos every day. The whole team agreed to level the balance out of their own pocket, with the leads showing somewhat more largesse than the rest by always personally ensuring ends met.

The plan was simple: after chatting it up for a few minutes and hitting things off with a customer, the worker would signal the cashier (if it were one of those times that John, the misfit white second-nephew or other who wouldn't play ball and only worked register) to pin the merchant receipt (with free item circled) on the "free spear"; or, if left to own devices, the employee would gladly rip off their nasty gloves off and note the dispensation personally. By the way, the whole staff hated wearing gloves, to the surprise of none in the restaurant industry. Sanitation slips be damned, everyone loves getting those things off at the nearest opportunity, if only to shake free some sweat and get reacquaint the pores with a little fresh air. At the end of the day, David would empty the receipt spear, tally the losses, and replenish the register after withdrawing from the team's shared account, which he accessed through the Bank of America ATM halfway down the block.

Long story short, the plan was a smash hit for all involved! Any worries even the most miserly team member might have maintained vanished after the first quarter, when year-over-year sales climbed to an astonishing and unprecedented 28%. The boss might not have known the whole story, but he didn't care! He decided to one up his now-famous bonuses and match the local burger joint's legendary benevolence by paying for part of any student-employee's tuition, provided they sign a multi-year contract. Speaking of legends, the policy went over so well with the student population that it became a near mythological talking point. From the chatter inevitably spun various hypotheses, the prevailing guess being that each employee could dole out a whopping $20 pro-bono! Not too far off the mark, after all...



 :o :D :o :D Did you write this yourself?  Did it take you most of the day?
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: healthiswealth on February 08, 2018, 10:26:57 PM
I sometimes casually drop in to ol' Getbig every few months and yep...still good ol Getbig filled with insecure middle aged men.

This is some cringe shit right here...
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: The Scott on February 08, 2018, 11:01:27 PM
I sometimes casually drop in to ol' Getbig every few months and yep...still good ol Getbig filled with insecure middle aged men.

This is some cringe shit right here...

Yup.  That's cuz OP is a member of (http://i.pinimg.com/736x/16/ec/26/16ec2641509b9a940150677499e90207.jpg)

Black Forum Assholes Guild.


Dudes a fucktard missing a sense of humor.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Kwon on February 09, 2018, 10:41:50 AM
Yup.  That's cuz OP is a member of (http://i.pinimg.com/736x/16/ec/26/16ec2641509b9a940150677499e90207.jpg)

Black Forum Assholes Guild.


Dudes a fucktard missing a sense of humor.

Al Doggity after he got a token at Chipotle. :D

(https://media.giphy.com/media/49xZOhciRnG6c/giphy.gif)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Lb95UWKu8oEIU/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 09, 2018, 11:42:06 AM
Buckaroos, I figured out how to deal with my rotting pussy problem. I'm just going to store my garbage in my asshole until the weekend. I'm not doing anything with it until I "volunteer  at the homeless shelter".

And "volunteer at the homeless shelter"  is gay bathhouse slang from the 1920s that means inviting homeless guys back to my shack so they can plow me raw.

Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 09, 2018, 11:44:58 AM
Al Doggity after he got a token at Chipotle. :D


Kwonda at any point during the day:

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/yyRW2gBs7Fc/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: The Scott on February 09, 2018, 12:17:05 PM


Deputy Doggity, you do realize that people know you are making up your own balloon quotes and sticking them where they would never be on their own, i.e, as though a normal human being said them?   ;D

Kinda sorta like your "love life".  By any chance do you refer to duct tape as "date tape"?   ;)
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 09, 2018, 01:48:49 PM
Can't wait to start my "volunteer" work this weekend. I plan on putting on a full soup kitchen: tossed salads, hot lunch, cold lunch, chilli dogs, tea bags, shrimping, soggy biscuits. You name, I'm up for it. I'm a real sicko.


Eh.

Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 09, 2018, 02:06:46 PM
Doggity bloke:

(http://media.graytvinc.com/images/810*455/burglargraphic.jpg)
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 09, 2018, 02:27:17 PM
Doggity bloke:


Are you trying to defend scott because he's a  fellow tranny connoisseur ? That's very... noble, I guess? 
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 09, 2018, 02:29:08 PM
Are you trying to defend scott because he's a  fellow tranny connoisseur ? That's very... noble, I guess? 

I just remeber your thread from years ago when you stalked a young women on the street, when you went for a late night walk
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 09, 2018, 02:31:25 PM
I just remeber your thread from years ago when you stalked a young women on the street, when you went for a late night walk

I just remember the 20-page long thread you started about all the trannies you wanted to fuck. And also the thread you just started a few hours ago about fucking your mom. But I'm creepy?
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: The Scott on February 09, 2018, 02:41:22 PM
Eh.



You pathetic lawn jockey.  Fucking typist. LOL!  I dub thee, Miss Quoter.  What a maroon.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 09, 2018, 02:42:47 PM
My assholes a-tingle, i'm ready to mingle!

Yech.
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: cephissus on February 12, 2018, 04:11:21 PM
 the value of being cute at chipotle (http://uproxx.it/1ZxbNlg)
Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: Al Doggity on February 12, 2018, 04:26:42 PM
the value of being cute at chipotle (http://uproxx.it/1ZxbNlg)

At least you didn't write this one yourself.  I guess you've just been searching for this two year old article for the last four days?  ??? As I already stated several pages back:

Not that you can't get freebies/perks from chipotle, because many do...


.. If anyone asks for half/half meat, they'll give you two scoops. If they break your tortilla shell while making your burrito or if the wait in line was unusually long, they'll give you  free chips/guac. if you ordered double meat, they'll mark your bowl down to single if they're in the mood. If you go in after 915 (in nyc, most close at 10), they will basically give you double of everything. On top of that most stuff at chipotle is about $8-12. So A)there's no way they have a strict upper limit price on the dollar amount of food that can be given away B)even if they did, it would obviously have to be way higher than $20, based on the amount of freebies an average customer can see them giving away


Title: Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
Post by: cephissus on February 12, 2018, 04:33:25 PM
Actually this is the first time I checked in in this thread -- I was reminded after seeing that article in my phone's news feed. Haven't even read page 5 yet. Or the article!

Seems improbable, I know. A two-year-old article on a news feed, wtf??? And yet...