The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle

[Al Doggity]

...is a free bowl or burrito. 

A few days ago I had lunch at chipotle and I either complimented the girl who was checking me out or I told her one of my terrible jokes. She asked me to wait, she ran into the kitchen and gave me this card.  I asked her what it was for and she said "because we want to make sure you keep coming back to our restaurant." This is the second time I've gotten this card. The first time was about 3 years ago, but it happened pretty much the same way. I told a throwaway joke or gave the girl an innocuous compliment and she went and got a gift card.

Apparently these cards are somewhat rare, which I find a funny given the circumstances under which I got both cards.

[be back]

lol
Its so when you go back its a signal for the staff all spit on your order .

[Board_SHERIF]

...is a free bowl or burrito. 

A few days ago I had lunch at chipotle and I either complimented the girl who was checking me out or I told her one of my terrible jokes. She asked me to wait, she ran into the kitchen and gave me this card.  I asked her what it was for and she said "because we want to make sure you keep coming back to our restaurant." This is the second time I've gotten this card. The first time was about 3 years ago, but it happened pretty much the same way. I told a throwaway joke or gave the girl an innocuous compliment and she went and got a gift card.

Apparently these cards are somewhat rare, which I find a funny given the circumstances under which I got both cards.

yup 20 year old girls really like 45 year old poor men 

[Al Doggity]

lol
Its so when you go back its a signal for the staff all spit on your order .

Have you ever been to a chipotle? That literally  wouldn't  even be possible there.

[Al Doggity]

yup 20 year old girls really like 45 year old poor men 

Neither of those things apply to me, but what universe are you living in where 20 year old girls are known for their high standards?

[Board_SHERIF]

Neither of those things apply to me, but what universe are you living in where 20 year old girls are known for their high standards?

are you not the bloke who followed a young girl for miles a few years back ?

[Pray_4_War]

Creeper

[Kwon]

lol
Its so when you go back its a signal for the staff all ejaculate on your order .

Fixed.

[Al Doggity]

are you not the bloke who followed a young girl for miles a few years back ?

[Board_SHERIF]

Creeper

its him right ?

[Al Doggity]

Fixed.

Kwon... been a long time since you've popped up in one of my threads. Wasn't surprised to read your post the other day that your life was so shitty that  you're surprised you haven't killed yourself yet. I've said I assumed as much about you in the past. Won't bother with a witty retort. Have a good one.  

[be back]

Have you ever been to a chipotle? That literally  wouldn't  even possible there.

hahaha, staff prepare it staff can fuck with it...

really mate!!!

[Al Doggity]

hahaha, staff prepare it staff can fuck with it...

really mate!!!

It's prepared in front of a glass partition. There is no way on earth they can do anything to it without you seeing. And you pay after your order is already made.  So, like I said, literally no way...

[Pray_4_War]

its him right ?

Yes.  Old men are invisible to young girls.

There is zero chance he received this coupon based on his attractiveness or charm.  If anything she thought he was autistic and felt sorry for him.

[Hulkotron]

Very pumpster-esque post

[be back]

Yes.  Old men are invisible to young girls.

There is zero chance he received this coupon based on his attractiveness or charm.  If anything she thought he was autistic and felt sorry for him.

this was just after he was handed the card

[Anna Recksiek]

hahaha, staff prepare it staff can fuck with it...

really mate!!!

If they spit in it you would see it and walk without paying. It's like subway you see them prepare it

[Al Doggity]

Yes.  Old men are invisible to young girls.

There is zero chance he received this coupon based on his attractiveness or charm.  If anything she thought he was autistic and felt sorry for him.

Aw, what's wrong , gay4more? Jealous of a burrito card? Save up and you can afford your own chipotle meal, probably before the end of the year.  

[be back]

If they spit in it you would see it and walk without paying. It's like subway you see them prepare it

did you see them wash their hands in the bathroom?

[Al Doggity]

this was just after he was handed the card

Right after I walked in the door and paid and then they went out back to prepare my burrito?  

[Al Doggity]

did you see them wash their hands in the bathroom?

They wear gloves and I usually order bowls, so everything is portioned out by spoon.

Look, just give it up. 

[Kwon]

yup 20 year old girls really like 45 year old poor men 

Surprised they took they even took his order, nignog that he is.

[be back]

They wear gloves and I usually order bowls, so everything is portioned out by spoon.

Look, just give it up. 

mmm you sound like you are worried they might do something to your food...

[Pray_4_War]

Aw, what's wrong , gay4more? Jealous of a burrito card? Save up and you can afford your own chipotle meall, probably before the end of the year.  

It's ok Al Dogshitty,

I'm not broke like you, gray balls.  I bet you had a panic attack when they started charging extra for Guacamole.

Shit, I can see you at your mailbox every week, waiting for those coupons to arrive.  Praying like hell for 30 cents off of a box of Lucky Charms.  Broke muthfucka!

[Al Doggity]

Surprised they took they even took his order, nignog that he is.

Leave your basement on occasion and you'll see that almost all businesses accept orders from almost all customers.

*By the way, little buddy, that's not meant as a judgement. So don't go reaching for those pills. I'm sure your parents care about you.