The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle

[Al Doggity]

Al Doggity after he got a token at Chipotle.

Kwonda at any point during the day:

[The Scott]

Deputy Doggity, you do realize that people know you are making up your own balloon quotes and sticking them where they would never be on their own, i.e, as though a normal human being said them?   

Kinda sorta like your "love life".  By any chance do you refer to duct tape as "date tape"?   

[Al Doggity]

Can't wait to start my "volunteer" work this weekend. I plan on putting on a full soup kitchen: tossed salads, hot lunch, cold lunch, chilli dogs, tea bags, shrimping, soggy biscuits. You name, I'm up for it. I'm a real sicko.

Eh.

[Board_SHERIF]

Doggity bloke:

[Al Doggity]

Doggity bloke:

Are you trying to defend scott because he's a  fellow tranny connoisseur ? That's very... noble, I guess? 

[Board_SHERIF]

Are you trying to defend scott because he's a  fellow tranny connoisseur ? That's very... noble, I guess? 

I just remeber your thread from years ago when you stalked a young women on the street, when you went for a late night walk

[Al Doggity]

I just remeber your thread from years ago when you stalked a young women on the street, when you went for a late night walk

I just remember the 20-page long thread you started about all the trannies you wanted to fuck. And also the thread you just started a few hours ago about fucking your mom. But I'm creepy?

[The Scott]

Eh.

You pathetic lawn jockey.  Fucking typist. LOL!  I dub thee, Miss Quoter.  What a maroon.

[Al Doggity]

My assholes a-tingle, i'm ready to mingle!

Yech.

[cephissus]

 the value of being cute at chipotle

[Al Doggity]

the value of being cute at chipotle

At least you didn't write this one yourself.  I guess you've just been searching for this two year old article for the last four days?  As I already stated several pages back:

Not that you can't get freebies/perks from chipotle, because many do...


.. If anyone asks for half/half meat, they'll give you two scoops. If they break your tortilla shell while making your burrito or if the wait in line was unusually long, they'll give you  free chips/guac. if you ordered double meat, they'll mark your bowl down to single if they're in the mood. If you go in after 915 (in nyc, most close at 10), they will basically give you double of everything. On top of that most stuff at chipotle is about $8-12. So A)there's no way they have a strict upper limit price on the dollar amount of food that can be given away B)even if they did, it would obviously have to be way higher than $20, based on the amount of freebies an average customer can see them giving away

[cephissus]

Actually this is the first time I checked in in this thread -- I was reminded after seeing that article in my phone's news feed. Haven't even read page 5 yet. Or the article!

Seems improbable, I know. A two-year-old article on a news feed, wtf??? And yet...