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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #75 on: February 05, 2018, 07:09:41 PM »
The life one must live if receiving a free burrito warrants writing about it on a bodybuilding forum.

He be livin' de scheme.  'n' sheit.

I have never been to a Chipotle.  Who knows, it might be good.  Either way free food is nice so good for him!

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #76 on: February 05, 2018, 07:24:58 PM »
Thanks for the details

NP.I think it did a good job of showing how cute I am.

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #77 on: February 05, 2018, 07:30:57 PM »
I eat mostly a plant based diet and have only been to that chipotle 2 or 3 times over the last year. So it wasn't loyalty reward. I have no reliable info on why they give them out or how often, but I looked them up online before I posted this thread and even a reddit sub for chipotle employees described them as rare.

Also, you can't really tell from the pic, but it's not made of cardboard. It's hard plastic like a credit card with metallic lamination and there's a barcode on the back. So, yeah, it's just a burrito card, but it's meant to convey a feeling of exclusivity. So, I kind of feel safe saying that they are somewhat rare, as far as midprice, fast-casual restaurant perks go.

Maybe times have changed, but when I was in college every employee could give away 20$ of free food a day. Maybe that was just my campus Chipotle's policy though... That place was always slammed.

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #78 on: February 05, 2018, 07:32:50 PM »
I'm especially bitter today because my rectum is bleeding into my oatmeal.

How can I download the entire Judy Garland collection?

Sick.

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #79 on: February 05, 2018, 07:48:44 PM »
Maybe times have changed, but when I was in college every employee could give away 20$ of free food a day. Maybe that was just my campus Chipotle's policy though... That place was always slammed.

What do you mean by this?   ???

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #80 on: February 05, 2018, 08:32:33 PM »
What do you mean by this?   ???

Every employee could give out $20 of free burritos, chips, or w/e to anyone they chose. Like I said before, half the time I'd get a free burrito just cause this one guy thought we were friends or something.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was just because that particular probably outsold every other restaurant in the neighborhood three to one. After 6 PM or so there was a line out the door all night. On finals week they would even host a free dinner for everyone... They must have given out thousands of burritos every quarter.

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #81 on: February 05, 2018, 08:50:24 PM »
Sick.


Okay.  So you wish to continue to play the idiot  -savant  card.  Typical for a societal hemorrhoid such as yourself.  LOL!

What a pathetic product of the Great Society you are. John would spit on you so in his absence, allow me, you out of work lawn jockey.

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #82 on: February 05, 2018, 08:52:16 PM »
Every employee could give out $20 of free burritos, chips, or w/e to anyone they chose. Like I said before, half the time I'd get a free burrito just cause this one guy thought we were friends or something.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was just because that particular probably outsold every other restaurant in the neighborhood three to one. After 6 PM or so there was a line out the door all night. On finals week they would even host a free dinner for everyone... They must have given out thousands of burritos every quarter.

Sounds like the In n Out in Westwood by UCLA. Place was packed sun up til sundown w/ppl from UCLA

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #83 on: February 05, 2018, 09:07:19 PM »
Every employee could give out $20 of free burritos, chips, or w/e to anyone they chose. Like I said before, half the time I'd get a free burrito just cause this one guy thought we were friends or something.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was just because that particular probably outsold every other restaurant in the neighborhood three to one. After 6 PM or so there was a line out the door all night. On finals week they would even host a free dinner for everyone... They must have given out thousands of burritos every quarter.

Okay, this sounds weird to me, but I just want to make sure I'm understanding you correctly- you would go in, place your order and then once you got to the cash register,  the guy would say "I'm not going to charge you for a certain item" ? Did an employee tell you about the $20 figure?

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #84 on: February 05, 2018, 09:08:20 PM »
I take my dentures out to suck my own dick while staring at tranny porn.

Weird. Why post this?

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #86 on: February 06, 2018, 05:41:57 PM »
Okay, this sounds weird to me, but I just want to make sure I'm understanding you correctly- you would go in, place your order and then once you got to the cash register,  the guy would say "I'm not going to charge you for a certain item" ? Did an employee tell you about the $20 figure?

::)

He'd say "hey man, have this burrito on me, good to see you again" after we made some small talk, or something like that. It's no different than the little plastic card you're so proud of, except I guess less awkward.

I didn't hear about the figure from him, but another of my friends. I dont think it's unreasonable, since I got so many free burritos, and some of my friends too.

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #87 on: February 06, 2018, 07:58:35 PM »
::)

He'd say "hey man, have this burrito on me, good to see you again" after we made some small talk, or something like that. It's no different than the little plastic card you're so proud of, except I guess less awkward.

I didn't hear about the figure from him, but another of my friends. I dont think it's unreasonable, since I got so many free burritos, and some of my friends too.

Yeah, I think this is unlikely. Even an average customer can see that what you're describing just isn't how chipotle works. Not that you can't get freebies/perks from chipotle, because many do, but the way you say it happened is off for multiple reasons. The major ones are:

*Just by standing in line, you can see that most of the jobs are dedicated, especially the cashier. That's the only person who can price your food. "Every employee" can't be allowed to give away $20 of free food because every employee doesn't have that opportunity. Only the person or persons working the register. Just to confirm that cashier is a dedicated job there,  I looked it up, and here's a reddit thread about the cashier job being dedicated:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Chipotle/comments/3xn5tz/can_any_cashiers_give_me_some_tips/


*Pricing at chipotle is basically arbitrary. You see that the card I posted is for a free item, not for a dollar amount. If anyone asks for half/half meat, they'll give you two scoops. If they break your tortilla shell while making your burrito or if the wait in line was unusually long, they'll give you  free chips/guac. if you ordered double meat, they'll mark your bowl down to single if they're in the mood. If you go in after 915 (in nyc, most close at 10), they will basically give you double of everything. On top of that most stuff at chipotle is about $8-12. So A)there's no way they have a strict upper limit price on the dollar amount of food that can be given away B)even if they did, it would obviously have to be way higher than $20, based on the amount of freebies an average customer can see them giving away c)simply because of the structure of the store , it would literally be impossible to keep track of freebies by dollar amount.


There's some other pretty glaring stuff, too, but I'm sure you can come up with some explanations for why it's actually a little bit different than what you said and I'm not really buying it. Obviously, it shouldn't matter to you whether or not I believe you got free chipotle on a regular basis, but you did @ me twice presumably to prove that I'm not cute enough to get a burrito card from chipotle. (spoiler alert: I am)

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #88 on: February 06, 2018, 08:09:31 PM »
Cashier: hey boss, this guy just wandered in, looks like he hasn't had a decent meal in quite some time. Can we help him?

Manager: Sure. Give him this free burrito card.

Cashier: Here is a card for a free burrito, sir.

Al Doggity: Speechless (with tears welling in his eyes)

Manager: (after Al Doggity left) How did it go with the guy down on his luck?

Cashier: Great! I don't think anyone has shown him any compassion in ages. He lit up and actually skipped out the front door!


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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #89 on: February 06, 2018, 08:13:51 PM »
Cashier: hey boss, this guy just wandered in, looks like he hasn't had a decent meal in quite some time. Can we help him?

Manager: Sure. Give him this free burrito card.

Cashier: Here is a card for a free burrito, sir.

Al Doggity: Speechless (with tears welling in his eyes)

Manager: (after Al Doggity left) How did it go with the guy down on his luck?

Cashier: Great! I don't think anyone has shown him any compassion in ages. He lit up and actually skipped out the front door!


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The only accurate part is when I skipped out the front door, but i do that everywhere. It had nothing to do with my cuteness-confirming burrito card.

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #90 on: February 06, 2018, 08:15:41 PM »
Cashier: hey boss, this guy just wandered in, looks like he hasn't had a decent meal in quite some time. Can we help him?

Manager: Sure. Give him this free burrito card.

Cashier: Here is a card for a free burrito, sir.


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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #91 on: February 06, 2018, 08:47:51 PM »
Yeah, I think this is unlikely.

Oh brother, where do I begin? In the mid 2000s, when I was in college, a chicken burrito was 5.76 and, at least at this particular store, many employees worked line and register. So whip me up another analysis.

As for your rambling gustatory calculus, why don't you apply one tenth the imagination and arguing against yourself and let me know how that goes.

While you're at it, please point out where I tried to prove anything whatever pertaining to your cuteness.

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #92 on: February 06, 2018, 08:58:48 PM »


The United Burrito Gift Card Fund. 

Because a burrito be a turrbile thang to waste. 'n' sheit.

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #93 on: February 06, 2018, 09:01:59 PM »
Oh brother, where do I begin? In the mid 2000s, when I was in college, a chicken burrito was 5.76 and, at least at this particular store, many employees worked line and register. So whip me up another analysis.


It doesn't even make sense that they would have fewer dedicated jobs at a busier than average location.  And that was one of several arguments, but like I said, there's no need to come up with multiple excuses. It doesn't matter.

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While you're at it, please point out where I tried to prove anything whatever pertaining to your cuteness.

Don't feel too good... In college I got it for free almost half the time.

 Obviously I'm joking about the cuteness thing, but you did seem to want to make a point about you receiving the same treatment, especially since you reposted it again after I didn't respond.

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As for your rambling gustatory calculus, why don't you apply one tenth the imagination and arguing against yourself and let me know how that goes.

 ??? Da fuq?

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #94 on: February 06, 2018, 09:02:45 PM »
My pussy smells like kimchi. Is that good or bad?

Yuck.

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #95 on: February 06, 2018, 09:07:34 PM »
Yuck.

Well, well, well...if it ain't the Black Manther®.  Comicdom's first and hopefully only Nellie-as-fuck Black sHero.  You talentless fucktard of a typing chimpanzee. ;D

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #96 on: February 06, 2018, 09:10:43 PM »
The kimchi smell doesn't bother me, but I just need to know if I can continue using it to store garbage until the weekend.


There have to be better options.

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #97 on: February 06, 2018, 09:21:44 PM »
It doesn't even make sense that they would have fewer dedicated jobs at a busier than average location.

Hey, great point! Want to know how it actually happened? Generally one employee would stay with you the whole time, first taking your order, steaming the tortilla, serving the rice and beans, scooping the meat, adding the salsa and sauces, and sprinkling cheese before wrapping the whole thing up and receiving your payment at the register.

Odd how sometimes "things don't make sense" and yet... are?!

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Obviously I'm joking about the cuteness thing, but you did seem to want to make a point about you receiving the same treatment, especially since you reposted it again after I didn't respond.

Now explain to the rest of us how "don't feel too good, its not unusual" is an "attempt to prove you aren't cute enough to get a free burrito" ???

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??? Da fuq?

You said I could come up with an explanation to refute your points, so go ahead, try to come up with one of your own. I'm sure you'll find it's surprisingly easy!

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #98 on: February 06, 2018, 09:22:45 PM »
Col. Sanders once offered me a hand job back in '79. Beat that Al Doggity.

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Re: The Value of Being Cute At Chipotle
« Reply #99 on: February 06, 2018, 09:22:57 PM »
There have to be better options.

There's a reason beyond an inability to swim that such as you stick to the shallow end of the gene pool. You're stupid.   Oh Mighty Negro Warrior, Black Manther® aka BM®, #BMmatters, #BuMonkey, #Chimpotle.

You pathetic poo flinger of a typist.   ;D