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Title: Seriously..........
Post by: SF1900 on July 04, 2018, 01:33:54 PM
do any getbiggers actually enjoy camping and/or fishing? Or, any outdoor activities for an extended period of time?

Personally, I hate both. I despise getting dirty and working with my hands. Who wants to sleep in a tent for like a week and get attacked by wild animals and insects?

This is the Tarantula Hawk. It has one of the worst stings in the animal kingdom. Its described as " "blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric." I don't want to get stunk by a tarantula hawk. There is no good reason to go camping or do outdoor activities for a vacation.

Tarantula Hawk
(https://media.wired.com/photos/5954a1c78e8cc150fa8ec717/master/w_1800,c_limit/GettyImages-139289963.jpg)

Ill take a hotel with lotions, hot tub, candle light and some wine.
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Post by: Henda on July 04, 2018, 01:38:48 PM
Hate the thought of camping having to be so close to people in a stinking little tent and shit in the woods and having your lass take 3 hours too cook your fried breakfast on a shitty camping stove and no porn. Sounds like fucking torture
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Post by: Zillotch on July 04, 2018, 01:42:10 PM
I find bears and sharks problematic, if unarmed.. otherwise nature is awesome and cleansing
Title: Re: Seriously..........
Post by: SF1900 on July 04, 2018, 01:44:01 PM
Hate the thought of camping having to be so close to people in a stinking little tent and shit in the woods and having your lass take 3 hours too cook your fried breakfast on a shitty camping stove and no porn. Sounds like fucking torture

Henda, would you mind being close to me in a tent?  :D :D

Imagine, we can go fishing together and bond.
Title: Re: Seriously..........
Post by: SF1900 on July 04, 2018, 01:44:34 PM
I find bears and sharks problematic, if unarmed.. otherwise nature is awesome and cleansing

Would love for a bear to eat you.
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Post by: Zillotch on July 04, 2018, 01:47:47 PM
Would love for a bear to eat you.

that could happen 
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Post by: Henda on July 04, 2018, 01:48:32 PM
Henda, would you mind being close to me in a tent?  :D :D

Imagine, we can go fishing together and bond.

Haha yes this would be the exception and at night we could cook Cumberland sausage and enjoy vodka by the fire
Title: Re: Seriously..........
Post by: SF1900 on July 04, 2018, 01:52:45 PM
that could happen  

 I just watched a movie based on a true story about a woman and man who go camping. A bear attacks the man kills him and the woman has to find her way out of the woods. Pretty brutal. Grizzly bears are no joke.

(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-5eaa744c271a79199bef66a88b511e4a-c)
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Post by: Zillotch on July 04, 2018, 01:59:31 PM
bears r basically bloodthirsty monsters and will absolutely eat u if hungry
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Post by: Tennisballz on July 04, 2018, 01:59:56 PM
I agree.  Some people love camping but to me it's just uncomfortable.  I could do it of course if I wanted but why?  I love nature just as much as anyone else but a nice hike is perfect and then you can be home sleeping in your own bed at night.  I especially don't understand the people who try to climb mountains in the winter and end up getting stranded and perish.  
Title: Re: Seriously..........
Post by: SF1900 on July 04, 2018, 02:00:52 PM
Haha yes this would be the exception and at night we could cook Cumberland sausage and enjoy vodka by the fire

What about Keilbasa?
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Post by: chaos on July 04, 2018, 02:01:26 PM
Camping is far too manly for getbiggers. Most here would be afraid of ruining their manicures.
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Post by: DroppingPlates on July 04, 2018, 02:03:26 PM
Ill take a hotel with lotions, hot tub, candle light and some wine.

Is Vince G involved?
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Post by: ratherbebig on July 04, 2018, 02:15:06 PM
cool idea making threads about stuff you DONT like and you DONT do

expect a few hunded of these threads in the months to come...

here's some suggestions

make a thread about movies you dont want to see. places you dont want to go. jobs you dont want to have. websites you dont want to visit. stuff you dont want to buy.

Title: Re: Seriously..........
Post by: Rambone on July 04, 2018, 02:26:42 PM
Silly getbiggers. You don’t need to venture outdoors to pitch a tent while surrounded by bears. Allow me to suggest a weekend stay at the Mirage (rm 7). There’s plenty of ice available to reduce swelling from rough oil wrestling and/or prolapsed anuses. Just don’t forget the safe word (elevator shaft)
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Post by: calfzilla on July 04, 2018, 02:31:59 PM
I camp often but avoid campgrounds as I don’t want to put up with the flotsam. Also after 2 nights I’m ready to go home and shower. Aside from that it’s a lot of fun.
Title: Re: Seriously..........
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 04, 2018, 02:41:19 PM
cool idea making threads about stuff you DONT like and you DONT do

expect a few hunded of these threads in the months to come...

here's some suggestions

make a thread about movies you dont want to see. places you dont want to go. jobs you dont want to have. websites you dont want to visit. stuff you dont want to buy.



Pot calling the kettle ratherbeblack
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Post by: IRON CROSS on July 04, 2018, 02:59:35 PM
I live between tropical rain forest & ocean, life is beautiful  :-*
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Post by: IRON CROSS on July 04, 2018, 03:12:36 PM
Camping is far too manly for getbiggers. Most here would be afraid of ruining their manicures.

My neighbours: dozens variety of spiders, rhino cockroaches, leaches, snakes, lizards ,crocodiles, sharks, jelly fish, sea snakes,......etc ,. &
surprise, surprise I am still alive  ;D

Oh, forgot to mention deadly falling coconuts  :D
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Post by: Pray_4_War on July 04, 2018, 03:43:41 PM
There is no good reason to go camping or do outdoor activities for a vacation.

You are 100% correct.  As Seinfeld would say...I have a house, why would I want to pretend that I don't have a house.
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Post by: basil on July 04, 2018, 03:49:30 PM
Buy or rent a 5th wheel or travel trailer ya cheap c*nt.  Camping is great for mental decompression.  Love the smell of the forest as well.  
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Post by: basil on July 04, 2018, 03:53:29 PM
bears r basically bloodthirsty monsters and will absolutely eat u if hungry

Pretty much.  I live in bear country, and can confirm that they're nasty beasts.  Like sharks of the land.  A friend's step son was killed by a black bear several years ago.  Dude and his wife were at a local park and stumbled upon a hungry/angry black bear showing the typical signs of aggression.  He distracted the bear and told her to run for help.  She got back a short time later with the wildlife officer and the bear was literally eating the dude's guts.  I love nature, hate bears.
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Post by: Primemuscle on July 04, 2018, 03:55:37 PM
My idea of camping is renting an oceanfront beach house in Gearhart and eating dinner out at restaurants.

(https://www.beachcombersnw.com/media/listing_photos/SRHPD_2K12_EPM_Little_Beach_41.JPG)
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Post by: deadz on July 04, 2018, 03:58:10 PM
One night outdoors is enough for me. Camping at the Ritz is much more enjoyable.
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Post by: DroppingPlates on July 04, 2018, 04:00:19 PM
My idea of camping is renting an oceanfront beach house in Gearhart and eating dinner out at restaurants.

(https://www.beachcombersnw.com/media/listing_photos/SRHPD_2K12_EPM_Little_Beach_41.JPG)

Sweet, I like these minimalist surroundings
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Post by: oldtimer1 on July 04, 2018, 04:13:19 PM
I like being in my nice house and if vacationing a good hotel/ condo. No desire to sleep in a tent. I want a king size bed and all the comforts of home.
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Post by: IroNat on July 04, 2018, 04:31:19 PM
I like camping but my wife hates it.  So no camping. 

I used to fish a lot but there's no good fishing where I live.  So no fishing.

That bug is crazy.
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Post by: chaos on July 04, 2018, 04:33:58 PM
You are 100% correct.  As Seinfeld would say...I have a house, why would I want to pretend that I don't have a house.
Surprised to see that from you, can't have a revolution from your couch.
Title: Re: Seriously..........
Post by: SF1900 on July 04, 2018, 05:07:25 PM
Surprised to see that from you, can't have a revolution from your couch.

Because 99.9% of getbiggers are all talk.

Most of the things they say on getbig they do not say in real life, except to their close friends or family.
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Post by: stuntmovie on July 04, 2018, 05:35:03 PM
I've been camping hundreds of times but at night someone was always trying to kill us with bullets and bombs and rockets which made sleep impossible.

But when the sun came up we'd shoot back ... most of the time at nothing .... unless we were told to take a walk through a jungle and take shots at moving 5 foot targets.

Later on we went camping in the High Sierras and got attacked by a little brown bear who only wanted the oatmeal which some asshole forgot to insert in the bear-proof box that we were obliged to take before heading out.

BTW... that awkward camper chased that hungry, little bear for quite a distance and manged to get his bear-proof, cell phone back, but his pack was torn to shreads and the oatmeal was missing.

There are all types of camping adventures to  enjoy in this world. You just have to look for one that is suitable for you and you alone.



Title: Re: Seriously..........
Post by: SF1900 on July 04, 2018, 05:52:01 PM
I like camping but my wife hates it.  So no camping. 

I used to fish a lot but there's no good fishing where I live.  So no fishing.

That bug is crazy.

It’s the tarantula hawk. One of the worst stings in the animal kingdom.
Title: Re: Seriously..........
Post by: chaos on July 04, 2018, 06:31:28 PM
I've been camping hundreds of times but at night someone was always trying to kill us with bullets and bombs and rockets which made sleep impossible.

But when the sun came up we'd shoot back ... most of the time at nothing .... unless we were told to take a walk through a jungle and take shots at moving 5 foot targets.

Later on we went camping in the High Sierras and got attacked by a little brown bear who only wanted the oatmeal which some asshole forgot to insert in the bear-proof box that we were obliged to take before heading out.

BTW... that awkward camper chased that hungry, little bear for quite a distance and manged to get his bear-proof, cell phone back, but his pack was torn to shreads and the oatmeal was missing.

There are all types of camping adventures to  enjoy in this world. You just have to look for one that is suitable for you and you alone.




Had a bear come through the campground a couple of years ago, cruised around and left with no issues. Not the brightest idea to chase after a bear.
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Post by: stuntmovie on July 04, 2018, 07:35:55 PM
CHAOS, I agree but in this case the chaser was dumber than the chasee!

I don't know any bears personally outside of Keith's big bear but this one in the Sierras was quite small and seemed scared.

I was more concerned that we'd meet up with his mother.

While in college I had a summer job in Yosemite at Degnan's Lodge and on my first nite it was my job to empty the restaurant garbage in  big Dempsy Dumpster type of container in the back.

I thought it was a bit strange that the rest of the restaurant crew followed me but did not offer to help.

So as I was dumping the shit I felt a big presence behind me and turned to notice that it was a good size bear.

I shit my pants (not really) and dropped the garbage an that bear moved in for an evening meal while I moved off to the side whle the others laughed.

His name was BRUNO and that was my initiation into my new summer job.

I thought that was pretty damn stupid and never joined in when a new person was hired.

A few years later the Park Rangers had to shoot a misbehaving bear. I hoped it was not BRUNO who appeared to be pretty damn docile during my initiation.



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Post by: Zillotch on July 04, 2018, 08:00:16 PM
Title: Re: Seriously...Bodybuilding related
Post by: Primemuscle on July 04, 2018, 09:51:09 PM
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Post by: Powerlift66 on July 05, 2018, 05:30:40 AM
Hate camping, hate fishing, love animals (so no hunting).

Nice motel room, or cabin near lake or beach  works for me... Nasty looking insect, wow.