Author Topic: Seriously.......... (Read 3348 times)

SF1900 · « **on:** July 04, 2018, 01:33:54 PM »

do any getbiggers actually enjoy camping and/or fishing? Or, any outdoor activities for an extended period of time?

Personally, I hate both. I despise getting dirty and working with my hands. Who wants to sleep in a tent for like a week and get attacked by wild animals and insects?

This is the Tarantula Hawk. It has one of the worst stings in the animal kingdom. Its described as " "blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric." I don't want to get stunk by a tarantula hawk. There is no good reason to go camping or do outdoor activities for a vacation.

Tarantula Hawk

Ill take a hotel with lotions, hot tub, candle light and some wine.

Henda · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2018, 01:38:48 PM »

Hate the thought of camping having to be so close to people in a stinking little tent and shit in the woods and having your lass take 3 hours too cook your fried breakfast on a shitty camping stove and no porn. Sounds like fucking torture

Zillotch · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2018, 01:42:10 PM »

I find bears and sharks problematic, if unarmed.. otherwise nature is awesome and cleansing

SF1900 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2018, 01:44:01 PM »

Quote from: Henda on July 04, 2018, 01:38:48 PM

Hate the thought of camping having to be so close to people in a stinking little tent and shit in the woods and having your lass take 3 hours too cook your fried breakfast on a shitty camping stove and no porn. Sounds like fucking torture

Henda, would you mind being close to me in a tent?

Imagine, we can go fishing together and bond.

SF1900 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 04, 2018, 01:44:34 PM »

Quote from: Zillotch on July 04, 2018, 01:42:10 PM

I find bears and sharks problematic, if unarmed.. otherwise nature is awesome and cleansing

Would love for a bear to eat you.

Zillotch · « **Reply #5 on:** July 04, 2018, 01:47:47 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 04, 2018, 01:44:34 PM

Would love for a bear to eat you.

that could happen

Henda · « **Reply #6 on:** July 04, 2018, 01:48:32 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 04, 2018, 01:44:01 PM

Henda, would you mind being close to me in a tent?

Imagine, we can go fishing together and bond.

Haha yes this would be the exception and at night we could cook Cumberland sausage and enjoy vodka by the fire

SF1900 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 04, 2018, 01:52:45 PM »

Quote from: Zillotch on July 04, 2018, 01:47:47 PM

that could happen

I just watched a movie based on a true story about a woman and man who go camping. A bear attacks the man kills him and the woman has to find her way out of the woods. Pretty brutal. Grizzly bears are no joke.

Zillotch · « **Reply #8 on:** July 04, 2018, 01:59:31 PM »

bears r basically bloodthirsty monsters and will absolutely eat u if hungry

Tennisballz · « **Reply #9 on:** July 04, 2018, 01:59:56 PM »

I agree. Some people love camping but to me it's just uncomfortable. I could do it of course if I wanted but why? I love nature just as much as anyone else but a nice hike is perfect and then you can be home sleeping in your own bed at night. I especially don't understand the people who try to climb mountains in the winter and end up getting stranded and perish.

SF1900 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 04, 2018, 02:00:52 PM »

Quote from: Henda on July 04, 2018, 01:48:32 PM

Haha yes this would be the exception and at night we could cook Cumberland sausage and enjoy vodka by the fire

What about Keilbasa?

chaos · « **Reply #11 on:** July 04, 2018, 02:01:26 PM »

Camping is far too manly for getbiggers. Most here would be afraid of ruining their manicures.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #12 on:** July 04, 2018, 02:03:26 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 04, 2018, 01:33:54 PM

Ill take a hotel with lotions, hot tub, candle light and some wine.

Is Vince G involved?

ratherbebig · « **Reply #13 on:** July 04, 2018, 02:15:06 PM »

cool idea making threads about stuff you DONT like and you DONT do

expect a few hunded of these threads in the months to come...

here's some suggestions

make a thread about movies you dont want to see. places you dont want to go. jobs you dont want to have. websites you dont want to visit. stuff you dont want to buy.

Rambone · « **Reply #14 on:** July 04, 2018, 02:26:42 PM »

Silly getbiggers. You don’t need to venture outdoors to pitch a tent while surrounded by bears. Allow me to suggest a weekend stay at the Mirage (rm 7). There’s plenty of ice available to reduce swelling from rough oil wrestling and/or prolapsed anuses. Just don’t forget the safe word (elevator shaft)

calfzilla · « **Reply #15 on:** July 04, 2018, 02:31:59 PM »

I camp often but avoid campgrounds as I don’t want to put up with the flotsam. Also after 2 nights I’m ready to go home and shower. Aside from that it’s a lot of fun.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #16 on:** July 04, 2018, 02:41:19 PM »

Quote from: ratherbebig on July 04, 2018, 02:15:06 PM

cool idea making threads about stuff you DONT like and you DONT do

expect a few hunded of these threads in the months to come...

here's some suggestions

make a thread about movies you dont want to see. places you dont want to go. jobs you dont want to have. websites you dont want to visit. stuff you dont want to buy.

Pot calling the kettle ratherbeblack

IRON CROSS · « **Reply #17 on:** July 04, 2018, 02:59:35 PM »

I live between tropical rain forest & ocean, life is beautiful

IRON CROSS · « **Reply #18 on:** July 04, 2018, 03:12:36 PM »

Quote from: chaos on July 04, 2018, 02:01:26 PM

Camping is far too manly for getbiggers. Most here would be afraid of ruining their manicures.

My neighbours: dozens variety of spiders, rhino cockroaches, leaches, snakes, lizards ,crocodiles, sharks, jelly fish, sea snakes,......etc ,. &
surprise, surprise I am still alive

Oh, forgot to mention deadly falling coconuts

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #19 on:** July 04, 2018, 03:43:41 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 04, 2018, 01:33:54 PM

There is no good reason to go camping or do outdoor activities for a vacation.

You are 100% correct. As Seinfeld would say...I have a house, why would I want to pretend that I don't have a house.

basil · « **Reply #20 on:** July 04, 2018, 03:49:30 PM »

Buy or rent a 5th wheel or travel trailer ya cheap c*nt. Camping is great for mental decompression. Love the smell of the forest as well.

basil · « **Reply #21 on:** July 04, 2018, 03:53:29 PM »

Quote from: Zillotch on July 04, 2018, 01:59:31 PM

bears r basically bloodthirsty monsters and will absolutely eat u if hungry

Pretty much. I live in bear country, and can confirm that they're nasty beasts. Like sharks of the land. A friend's step son was killed by a black bear several years ago. Dude and his wife were at a local park and stumbled upon a hungry/angry black bear showing the typical signs of aggression. He distracted the bear and told her to run for help. She got back a short time later with the wildlife officer and the bear was literally eating the dude's guts. I love nature, hate bears.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #22 on:** July 04, 2018, 03:55:37 PM »

My idea of camping is renting an oceanfront beach house in Gearhart and eating dinner out at restaurants.

deadz · « **Reply #23 on:** July 04, 2018, 03:58:10 PM »

One night outdoors is enough for me. Camping at the Ritz is much more enjoyable.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #24 on:** July 04, 2018, 04:00:19 PM »

Quote from: Primemuscle on July 04, 2018, 03:55:37 PM

My idea of camping is renting an oceanfront beach house in Gearhart and eating dinner out at restaurants.

Sweet, I like these minimalist surroundings