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I posted a couple months back about what I thought was the perfect chick that I’ve met. We’ve been talking daily for hours. She is the sweetest chick. We’ve been finally planning to meet. I was going to fly to see her for the first time since we met. She claims she’s fallen in love with me and I felt the same way with her. That is until she unleashed a bomb on me. Tells me the other day she has herpes. What the fucking fuck! Said she got it in high school and has had it for 14 years. It felt like a kick in the nuts. That’s essentially it. Game over. No fucking way I’m going to continue to pursue this. I spent the weekend googling about herpes and these sites make it sound like it’s not that bad. Fuck that shit. I’m pissed she waited so long to tell me but also happy she did now before I saw her and hit it. Would any of you guys date a chick you really liked or even loved if she had herpes?
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you've met a chick and you finally planning to meet? i dont get it
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so you're in love with someone you've never met that has herpes? if you're not trolling you may as well just put a bullet in your head now
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so you're in love with someone you've never met that has herpes? if you're not trolling you may as well just put a bullet in your head now
sounds like herpes is the least of his problems
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I posted a couple months back about what I thought was the perfect chick that I’ve met. We’ve been talking daily for hours. She is the sweetest chick. We’ve been finally planning to meet. I was going to fly to see her for the first time since we met. She claims she’s fallen in love with me and I felt the same way with her. That is until she unleashed a bomb on me. Tells me the other day she has herpes. What the fucking fuck! Said she got it in high school and has had it for 14 years. It felt like a kick in the nuts. That’s essentially it. Game over. No fucking way I’m going to continue to pursue this. I spent the weekend googling about herpes and these sites make it sound like it’s not that bad. Fuck that shit. I’m pissed she waited so long to tell me but also happy she did now before I saw her and hit it. Would any of you guys date a chick you really liked or even loved if she had herpes?
Relax bro, millions of people in the US have the herpes.
https://www.healthline.com/health/herpes-simplex (https://www.healthline.com/health/herpes-simplex)
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Relax bro, millions of people in the US have the herpes.
https://www.healthline.com/health/herpes-simplex (https://www.healthline.com/health/herpes-simplex)
sounds like you could be one of those millions ::)
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No. Not if I knew.
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Fuck no
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whatabout aids
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I get 'cold sores' very occasionally. Thanks Mom & Dad. ::) I guess that's Symplex 1. Feels and looks like shit. No way in hell would I want one of those things springing up on my cock.
I advise jerking off and thinking clearly about how many millions of other women there are for you to screw who don't have weeping sores on their genitals.
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I posted a couple months back about what I thought was the perfect chick that I’ve met. We’ve been talking daily for hours. She is the sweetest chick. We’ve been finally planning to meet. I was going to fly to see her for the first time since we met. She claims she’s fallen in love with me and I felt the same way with her. That is until she unleashed a bomb on me. Tells me the other day she has herpes. What the fucking fuck! Said she got it in high school and has had it for 14 years. It felt like a kick in the nuts. That’s essentially it. Game over. No fucking way I’m going to continue to pursue this. I spent the weekend googling about herpes and these sites make it sound like it’s not that bad. Fuck that shit. I’m pissed she waited so long to tell me but also happy she did now before I saw her and hit it. Would any of you guys date a chick you really liked or even loved if she had herpes?
Look mate sorry to burst your bubble but a girl who catches herpes these days it's not the sharpest tool in the box.
It's like from the 80's that we hear 100000000 times a day to have safe sex.
Unprotected sex is for retards so you'll be better with a decent IQ girl.
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You're gonna break that thot's heart...
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The common cold sore on the lips is herpes. It's in your system for life. While you can be contagious when you don't have an out break it's uncommon. Many people break out just once a year and the rest of the year they are good. Same for genital herpes. Some married couple have one partner who has it and the other doesn't. I guess they don't kiss during an outbreak and no oral sex.
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you're 'in love' with a diseased whore u've never met... think about that
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Would you still let her sit on your face? :D 🤔
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I posted a couple months back about what I thought was the perfect chick that I’ve met. We’ve been talking daily for hours. She is the sweetest chick. We’ve been finally planning to meet. I was going to fly to see her for the first time since we met. She claims she’s fallen in love with me and I felt the same way with her. That is until she unleashed a bomb on me. Tells me the other day she has herpes. What the fucking fuck! Said she got it in high school and has had it for 14 years. It felt like a kick in the nuts. That’s essentially it. Game over. No fucking way I’m going to continue to pursue this. I spent the weekend googling about herpes and these sites make it sound like it’s not that bad. Fuck that shit. I’m pissed she waited so long to tell me but also happy she did now before I saw her and hit it. Would any of you guys date a chick you really liked or even loved if she had herpes?
You met her on Tinder and she has herpes. Got it in high school ::)...
RUN.
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Wait does dating on here instantly lead to intercourse?
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I'm deeply insulted if a woman fails to make it clear on the first date that she is sexually available to me. I'm not in the frigid chick business.
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Wait does dating on here instantly lead to intercourse?
Dating equals porking.
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you're 'in love' with a diseased whore u've never met... think about that
X2
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Wait does dating on here instantly lead to intercourse?
only if youre doing it right
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I had a girl tell me that she had herpes, while she was fully naked, legs spread.
In a moment of weakness I raw dogged her. Never got the herps, but I really rolled the dice.
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sounds like herpes is the least of his problems
Ya, what about cancer of teh herpes? Has he even thought about that...? :-\
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Joking aside, some interesting stuff here: https://tonic.vice.com/en_us/article/pgwd77/why-we-dont-have-a-herpes-vaccine-yet (https://tonic.vice.com/en_us/article/pgwd77/why-we-dont-have-a-herpes-vaccine-yet)
"Let's start with the stats, because they're jaw-dropping.
Roughly one in six Americans is infected with genital herpes, according to the CDC. More than half of all Americans—and two-thirds of the world's population—are infected with oral herpes. That makes the herpes simplex virus (HSV) one of the most common viral infections on the planet, and any company that develops a working vaccine could make billions.
So what's the holdup? Experts say past failures and the virus's cagey nature have combined to confound both researchers and the drug companies who fund them.
As you probably know, herpes is transmitted via skin-to-skin contact. When a herpes carrier is experiencing a "flare-up"—that is, an outbreak of the mouth or genital sores that are the infection's hallmark—he or she can pass that form of the virus on to a partner via smooching or sex. (In some cases, a carrier is contagious even when not experiencing skin symptoms.)
Once you're infected, your symptoms can vary dramatically. While roughly 30 percent of sufferers have frequent blister outbreaks that "make them miserable," the other 70 percent hardly notice the infection, says Harvey Friedman, a professor of medicine at the University of Pennsylvania. And because symptoms can be mild, a lot of people have no idea they're infected, he adds.
Unpleasant symptoms aside, there are more serious reasons to fear herpes. "People who have genital herpes have a four-fold risk of acquiring HIV, if exposed, compared to those who don't have [herpes]," Friedman says. And those infected with oral herpes are at an increased risk for encephalitis (brain inflammation) and eye disease"
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sounds like you could be one of those millions ::)
Thanks for your concern, and disappointment. Look mate sorry to burst your bubble but a girl who catches herpes these days it's not the sharpest tool in the box.
It's like from the 80's that we hear 100000000 times a day to have safe sex.
Unprotected sex is for retards so you'll be better with a decent IQ girl.
Its worse now. Rising number of men and women having throat cancer from....
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna811466 (https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna811466)
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You met her on Tinder and she has herpes. Got it in high school ::)...
RUN.
How do you know where he met her?
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you're 'in love' with a diseased whore u've never met... think about that
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A girl told my friend she had it after they fucked. They are married now.
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humanity exchanges morality for perversity, and then acts surprised to discover that doing so has..... consequences. lol
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I mentioned a while back that I met her in Austin. I live in San Diego. So we’ve been long distance dating
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This is the chick you met in Austin and she lives in the Midwest right? You weren’t willing to go see her then, and now she drops this on you and you are still asking? Run broseph.
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most getbiggers fuck anything man, woman or animal
that is if they can get out of their basement, where they spend all day watching porn
so to think herpes would mean a fucking thing is just silly.
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I know several people with herpes and other than the first initial flare up it hasn’t affected their life in any way, one lad is getting married soon. Most probably have been in contact with the virus at some point by the tine they are 30 or so.
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humanity exchanges morality for perversity, and then acts surprised to discover that doing so has..... consequences. lol
I like you Zillotch.
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most getbiggers fuck anything man, woman or ANIMAL
that is if they can get out of their basement, where they spend all day watching porn
so to think herpes would mean a fucking thing is just silly.
LOL
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I mentioned a while back that I met her in Austin. I live in San Diego. So we’ve been long distance dating
“Mentioned” = WALL OF TEXT (same style as Danimal77)
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=645464.0
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Herpes is for life, bro!
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it would take a lot more than herpes for me to kick a woman outta the bed (after all the time and money i spent on her - dinner, drinks, rohypnol and cab in that order)
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Even HIV is cool as long as their viral load is undetectable.
Fucking a HIV undetectable chick is way less risky then fucking a herpes chick.
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Is she hot? If so, just fuck her a few times raw and you probably won't catch anything.
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Is she hot? If so, just fuck her a few times raw and you probably won't catch anything.
^^ This
Also, immediately after the act if you jump off her and run out of the room, shave all your pub3s off, wash in unbearably hot water and splash cheap cologne all over, the sting will burn the VD off of you for sure. And I realise you like this girl but don't worry - if she's a keeper, the howl of pain won't scare her away...
Gotta do it immediately after spooging* though, the timing is critical - it's like the anabolic window, but for dirty c0cks...
*preferably during the self-loathing and disgust phase
Dr Taf
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Had a chick tell me this immediately after (protected) we made sexytime for the first time. I told her it would’ve been a lot cooler to let me know beforehand. She said the last guy she told beforehand ran for his life so she was changing up her strategy. I told her to just tell the next guy after he already had it. Then he would probably just marry her. I split (ok maybe I hit it one more time) right after.
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Herpes takes years off your lifespan
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I know a few couples like that and they're still the same as ever. I'm assuming it's Magic Johnson's system too.
It’s harder for a women to give it to a man, then the other way around.
But couples, the non-HIV person is probably on PrEP anyway.
https://wwwn.cdc.gov/hivrisk/estimator.html#-mb
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Lots of 10’s with herpes and I’m sure getbiggers would pass them by. LOL!
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I posted a couple months back about what I thought was the perfect chick that I’ve met. We’ve been talking daily for hours. She is the sweetest chick. We’ve been finally planning to meet. I was going to fly to see her for the first time since we met. She claims she’s fallen in love with me and I felt the same way with her. That is until she unleashed a bomb on me. Tells me the other day she has herpes. What the fucking fuck! Said she got it in high school and has had it for 14 years. It felt like a kick in the nuts. That’s essentially it. Game over. No fucking way I’m going to continue to pursue this. I spent the weekend googling about herpes and these sites make it sound like it’s not that bad. Fuck that shit. I’m pissed she waited so long to tell me but also happy she did now before I saw her and hit it. Would any of you guys date a chick you really liked or even loved if she had herpes?
its not a big deal - just tell her to take the meds
post pics of your women and you, i wanna see what you look like
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Where are her nudes? ??? ???
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On my ship about 70% of the crew have herpes, it's one big peetree dish, everyone is hooking up with everyone, luckily I've dodged that bullet so far.
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its not a big deal - just tell her to take the meds
post pics of your women and you, i wanna see what you look like
Looks like there is a another infected goofball in this thread
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Looks like there is a another infected goofball in this thread
lol - far from -
OP post pics of you - curious see what we are dealing with here
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Hell. No.
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Lots of 10’s with herpes and I’m sure getbiggers would pass them by. LOL!
If she has herpes, she isn’t a 10
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If she has herpes, she isn’t not a 10
9 and a half?
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trust me all these gluten free diets are how the millions of people mask their herpes. fact is el diablo is a good guy from india and virgin i think u should keep ur virginty bro
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9 and a half?
Down to 5 easy.
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Hold up. So you guys worship the guys who raw dog it but somehow think you can spot a herpes chick? Every hetero guy here would smash a herpes positive chick without knowing. It’s a total crapshoot. Damn, I suspect the number of virgins here possibly outnumbers the ones waiting for the 9/11 bombers in heaven.
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Hold up. So you guys worship the guys who raw dog it but somehow think you can spot a herpes chick? Every hetero guy here would smash a herpes positive chick without knowing. It’s a total crapshoot. Damn, I suspect the number of virgins here possibly outnumbers the ones waiting for the 9/11 bombers in heaven.
Nah, guys only raw dog when they are in a relationship now a days bah.
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Genital Herpes is so pervasive in the world it’s really no big deal. Had a girlfriend in college who told me she had it and my reaction was “No way- that’s a death sentence” lol. But she was cute enough to stay with. She simply told me when she felt it comiing on and we avoided sex.
Long story short- After 5 years and lots of sex I never got it. ( Out of curiosity I went for testing a few times and always was begative) The outbreaks gets more and more infrequent over time.
The fact that the woman informed her partner of her condition is actually a very responsible thing to do. It’s the ones who keep these things secret that you want to avoid.
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Nat has herpes!
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Genital Herpes is so pervasive in the world it’s really no big deal. Had a girlfriend in college who told me she had it and my reaction was “No way- that’s a death sentence” lol. But she was cute enough to stay with. She simply told me when she felt it comiing on and we avoided sex.
Long story short- After 5 years and lots of sex I never got it. ( Out of curiosity I went for testing a few times and always was begative) The outbreaks gets more and more infrequent over time.
The fact that the woman informed her partner of her condition is actually a very responsible thing to do. It’s the ones who keep these things secret that you want to avoid.
Did you lick her pussy? if so you're an animal. Have my respect bro
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You met her on Tinder and she has herpes. Got it in high school ::)...
RUN.
Hey moron, again I ask, how do you know that he met her on Tinder?
He claims to live in San Diego... and you claim to live in Portugal. How do you know how he met her? How do you know anything about him? Especially since he never mentioned Tinder?
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OP is incredibly feeble agonising over a Tinder bitch.
And lots of women have herpes, big fcuking deal.
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herpes is no different than aids
once you got it, you stop worrying about it
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Some people never show symptoms of herpes, even if they have it.
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herpes is no different than aids
once you got it, you stop worrying about it
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A lot of people with herpes on here. :-\
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Did you lick her pussy? if so you're an animal. Have my respect bro
lol 😁 She was cute but my hypocrisy goes only so far ...
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What about the people who don't ever have an outbreak? Apparently a good number of people are asymptomatic for the entirety of their carrier status. Doesn't mean the people they pass it onto will be. :-X
Thats the risk you run with any kind of unprotected sex, right? Nowadays I’d be more worried about other diseases anyway, like chlamydia. Apparently that has zero symptoms!
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I called it off. She kind of knew it would happen. I’m not introducing herpes into my life willingly. I’m pissed she waiting two months to tell me though. Lesson learned. Fuck that bitch. Yeah I fell for her. No she wasn’t a tinder hookup. We met in Austin 2 months ago today. I knew something was up. She was gorgeous ,super sweet, funny, sexy and had a great job. I kept waiting for the punchline. I knew it was too good to be true. Fairytales only happens in books.
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I called it off. She kind of knew it would happen. I’m not introducing herpes into my life willingly. I’m pissed she waiting two months to tell me though. Lesson learned. Fuck that bitch. Yeah I fell for her. No she wasn’t a tinder hookup. We met in Austin 2 months ago today. I knew something was up. She was gorgeous ,super sweet, funny, sexy and had a great job. I kept waiting for the punchline. I knew it was too good to be true. Fairytales only happens in books.
how old is she?
E
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I had two diff girls tell me they had herpes in the last 4 years. Both were about a 6-7 out of 10. One black , one filipino. I had marginal interest before finding out but after they told me I totally lost all interest.
I heard excuses like "why did God let me get this?" or "Getting herpes isn't a numbers game Because it only takes once!"
I'm very blessed to never contracted herpes ( or any STD) as I've been raw with a couple women who've had 100+ partners and a couple more who've had 50+
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I actually really feel for you because I remember how you talked about meeting this woman. And I thought you might be happy together.
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Was this post really necessary? It feels about as good to be told a girl feels for your loss as when she tells you that she thinks you're a sweet guy who'll make another woman happy (since you're not interested in being that woman). It's infuriating. Stop that.
Don’t tell me what to do. I can post like everyone else here.
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Post her pic.
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Don’t tell me what to do. I can post like everyone else here.
Post some pictures of your robust 60 year old tits to make it up to him.
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I called it off. She kind of knew it would happen. I’m not introducing herpes into my life willingly. I’m pissed she waiting two months to tell me though. Lesson learned. Fuck that bitch. Yeah I fell for her. No she wasn’t a tinder hookup. We met in Austin 2 months ago today. I knew something was up. She was gorgeous ,super sweet, funny, sexy and had a great job. I kept waiting for the punchline. I knew it was too good to be true. Fairytales only happens in books.
So let me get this straight, this girl is your dream girl, fairytale come true, and because she has herpes you will not persue her? Dude life is short, it's easy to find random girls that are down for hooking up, but "fairytale" girls come few and far between, fuckin go 4 it bro. 90% of celebrities have herpes they seem to be doing alright, if she is your dream girl then I think the risk is worth the reward.
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So let me get this straight, this girl is your dream girl, fairytale come true, and because she has herpes you will not persue her? Dude life is short, it's easy to find random girls that are down for hooking up, but "fairytale" girls come few and far between, fuckin go 4 it bro. 90% of celebrities have herpes they seem to be doing alright, if she is your dream girl then I think the risk is worth the reward.
This. Plus you can stick to fucking her ass and tits.
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Big Dicked Bob had no fear eating out the pussy of whores.
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So let me get this straight, this girl is your dream girl, fairytale come true, and because she has herpes you will not persue her? Dude life is short, it's easy to find random girls that are down for hooking up, but "fairytale" girls come few and far between, fuckin go 4 it bro. 90% of celebrities have herpes they seem to be doing alright, if she is your dream girl then I think the risk is worth the reward.
This! Life a short. Might not have another dream girl. She might be the one!
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No matter the woman. Who ever ventured into a relationship knowing that catching an std was pretty much a sure thing?
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I actually really feel for you because I remember how you talked about meeting this woman. And I thought you might be happy together.
It truly sucks. I just think if there is a God this is his way of punishing me and if there isn’t the. I have just shitty luck. Hold is she? 36. It’s heart crushing but I just can’t knowinlgy have sex with her and not always worry about a disease. I have no idea what she thought would happen. It truly must suck for her being in that position but people with herpes downplay it and are just passing it around to those without because they’re being convinced it’s not that bad.
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It's funny you'd encourage him to sleep with a diseased woman who fits his expectations in every other way while women exist who would consider even a guy as handsome and shredded as you as being too short, too poor, having too big of a head, too self-obsessed, too drug-dependent, or any number of other things women reject men for on a regular basis, whether it's being an inch too short or not having the right color of eyes. They're easily the most materialistic creatures on earth, yet we're forced to settle for bitches that can't even fuck without infecting people?
C'mon, man. This is why men have to put up with shitty relationships and compromising left and right just to get their nuts off. If we started having some standards and rejecting them back the way they do to us, the playing field would finally even out and it would stop being a fucking sea-saw where they're always on top and our asses always sit planted on the grass.
Dude I never met a dream girl, one where I would start an entire thread on GetBig about ;D I mean whats the downside? He can meet her wear protection and see how things go, if it gets serious and he thinks she's the "one" then he should be at that point ok with contracting the std.
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It truly sucks. I just think if there is a God this is his way of punishing me and if there isn’t the. I have just shitty luck. Hold is she? 36. It’s heart crushing but I just can’t knowinlgy have sex with her and not always worry about a disease. I have no idea what she thought would happen. It truly must suck for her being in that position but people with herpes downplay it and are just passing it around to those without because they’re being convinced it’s not that bad.
youre a pussy
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It truly sucks. I just think if there is a God this is his way of punishing me and if there isn’t the. I have just shitty luck. Hold is she? 36. It’s heart crushing but I just can’t knowinlgy have sex with her and not always worry about a disease. I have no idea what she thought would happen. It truly must suck for her being in that position but people with herpes downplay it and are just passing it around to those without because they’re being convinced it’s not that bad.
She was honest and told you before sex. You could meet a girl and she not tell you and possibly give it to you. I have never had an std so I can only imagine how hard it would have been for this woman to tell you this. My advice is to get all the facts before you decide what to do. It comes down to trust on both sides. You would have to trust that she listens to her body and abstains from sexual contact if she thinks she might be getting an outbreak.
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Chicks are all the same. No matter whether it’s Mila Kunis or Scarlet Johannsen, they age terribly and are rapidly depreciating assets past the age of 28 or so. Figure you’ll be sick and tired of whoever it is within 5-10 years and you’ll be single again. So just ask yourself: Do you want to be single with herpes or without?
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She was honest and told you before sex. You could meet a girl and she not tell you and possibly give it to you. I have never had an shit transmitted disease so I can only imagine how hard it would have been for this woman to tell you this. My advice is to get all the facts before you decide what to do. It comes down to trust on both sides. You would have to trust that she listens to her body and abstains from sexual contact if she thinks she might be getting an outbreak.
No small feat
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This! Life a short. Might not have another dream girl. She might be the one!
You might want to read Seneca's "On The Shortness of Life", to give you a different perspective.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Brevitate_Vitae_(Seneca) (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Brevitate_Vitae_(Seneca))
Life is not short, it is our time spent on frivolous activities that makes it seem so. And spending/wasting time on an individual that had made a bad moral decision, who will encourage you to make a bad moral decision, therefore including you in their gang of moral eff ups, is a frivolous activity.
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I had two diff girls tell me they had herpes in the last 4 years. Both were about a 6-7 out of 10. One black , one filipino. I had marginal interest before finding out but after they told me I totally lost all interest.
I heard excuses like "why did God let me get this?" or "Getting herpes isn't a numbers game Because it only takes once!"
I'm very blessed to never contracted herpes ( or any STD) as I've been raw with a couple women who've had 100+ partners and a couple more who've had 50+
Some people never show any symptoms even if they have it.
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Assuming this thread isn't bullshit, I'll add my 2 cents.
A good friend of mine contracted herpes around a year ago. She was in a committed relationship with this dude, who was getting an insane amount of pussy on the side. He ends up catching the herpzilla and obviously gives it to her, as he's going raw as fuck everytime.
Why I mention this is that she is a wicked cool girl! Cute as fuck (at least an 8/10), and she is now having an EXTREMELY hard time finding someone who will want to date her. Guys obviously hit her up non stop on FB asking to hang out/go on dates, but as soon as she drops the bomb on them, they are LONG FUCKING GONE! loL! I would assume that you were to catch it from this chick, things would work the same (if not worse lol) for you. So unless you want to be tugging on your cock your whole life, I'd stay away!
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I had two diff girls tell me they had herpes in the last 4 years. Both were about a 6-7 out of 10. One black , one filipino. I had marginal interest before finding out but after they told me I totally lost all interest.
I heard excuses like "why did God let me get this?" or "Getting herpes isn't a numbers game Because it only takes once!"
I'm very blessed to never contracted herpes ( or any STD) as I've been raw with a couple women who've had 100+ partners and a couple more who've had 50+
Going raw on women with a "guys get in free before 10" policy, ain't smart.
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I know a few couples like that and they're still the same as ever. I'm assuming it's Magic Johnson's system too.
Charlie Sheen banged dudes and trannies. It's reported Magic had a relationship with Jermaine Sweet and frequent f a g parties. These dudes aren't getting infections from women.
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You might want to read Seneca's "On The Shortness of Life", to give you a different perspective.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Brevitate_Vitae_(Seneca) (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Brevitate_Vitae_(Seneca))
Life is not short, it is our time spent on frivolous activities that makes it seem so. And spending/wasting time on an individual that had made a bad moral decision, who will encourage you to make a bad moral decision, therefore including you in their gang of moral eff ups, is a frivolous activity.
So be miserable and thus make life seem longer? I’ve got that down pat! :D
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The life is short argument is weak. If it’s short the. Why would you purposely want to spend it having herpes? Knowing the fact first meant that I just couldn’t do it. No way. Even if I did I’d be worried all the time and panic anytime I see a bump. Not the way to live. Call me a pussy but I thought I met the perfect chick. We spent hours every day talking to each other and it never got boring. She interested me in so many ways. With anything too good to be true there had to be a catch. Fuck that. Yeah it sucks. I’m hurt about it but I’m not going back. I deleted all of her info so now I have no clue how to get a hold of her which is great for those drunken nights like last night where I wanted to talk to her. I miss her and our conversations.
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The life is short argument is weak. If it’s short the. Why would you purposely want to spend it having herpes? Knowing the fact first meant that I just couldn’t do it. No way. Even if I did I’d be worried all the time and panic anytime I see a bump. Not the way to live. Call me a pussy but I thought I met the perfect chick. We spent hours every day talking to each other and it never got boring. She interested me in so many ways. With anything too good to be true there had to be a catch. Fuck that. Yeah it sucks. I’m hurt about it but I’m not going back. I deleted all of her info so now I have no clue how to get a hold of her which is great for those drunken nights like last night where I wanted to talk to her. I miss her and our conversations.
If it was as good as you say mate you wouldn’t care about the herp you would be sure you both would live happily ever after with herpes together, the herp is only an issue if you and her split up and need to find a new lass, even then you can just lie and blame her if she ever has an outbreak and tell her she must have had the virus for years without an outbreak
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Post her pic so we can accurately assess your decision.
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that gimmick account with 2 posts was right: you're a gigantic fucking beta pussy.
Haha. Fuck you.
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be honest with yourself
is it easy for you to get chicks? if yes, kick her to the curb no point in taking a risk when you can just replace her
is it a struggle to get chicks? if yes, stay with her and always use a rubber
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If it was as good as you say mate you wouldn’t care about the herp you would be sure you both would live happily ever after with herpes together, the herp is only an issue if you and her split up and need to find a new lass, even then you can just lie and blame her if she ever has an outbreak and tell her she must have had the virus for years without an outbreak
Two thumbs up right there. You’re a trip dude.
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Would you "chick" a "hairpiece" with "date"?
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be honest with yourself
is it easy for you to get chicks? if yes, kick her to the curb no point in taking a risk when you can just replace her
is it a struggle to get chicks? if yes, stay with her and always use a rubber
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Earl. I meet a lot of chicks. I travel a lot for work to fun cities and constantly meeting women. This one stood out though. You just know it when it happens to you. Her little nasty secret though was the deal killer. Pisses me off she wasted 2 months of my life and had me fall for her before she said anything. Something internally evil does that. Again. Nothing in this world will have me rawdog a bitch who I know for a fact has an std.
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What's fucked up is that she's a regular blood donor. Don't they test for this shit?
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What's fucked up is that she's a regular blood donor. Don't they test for this shit?
Genital herpes aren’t in blood.
There is a whole list of things you can’t have to be able to give blood. Hell, if you injection roids, they don’t want you to give blood.
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So let me get this straight, this girl is your dream girl, fairytale come true, and because she has herpes you will not persue her? Dude life is short, it's easy to find random girls that are down for hooking up, but "fairytale" girls come few and far between, fuckin go 4 it bro. 90% of celebrities have herpes they seem to be doing alright, if she is your dream girl then I think the risk is worth the reward.
Really? Girl of dreams? Its not like they wouldnt get divorced in the next 3 years anyway
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Genital herpes aren’t in blood.
There is a whole list of things you can’t have to be able to give blood. Hell, if you injection roids, they don’t want you to give blood.
Yup. Every time I give blood they ask me about steroids and I thank them for saying I look that "good"! ;D
As if...LOL!
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It truly sucks. I just think if there is a God this is his way of punishing me and if there isn’t the. I have just shitty luck. Hold is she? 36. It’s heart crushing but I just can’t knowinlgy have sex with her and not always worry about a disease. I have no idea what she thought would happen. It truly must suck for her being in that position but people with herpes downplay it and are just passing it around to those without because they’re being convinced it’s not that bad.
Dude, she can go on chronic Valtrex to suppress infection. They can only pass onto you when they shed i.e. have a flare. Don't know if she has had flares but if she can tell and stays on the med you should be ok. As other posters state, it is such a damn ubiquitous infection that you are playing Russian Roulette regardless who you meet. A lot of chicks would not even tell you. I would be honest and tell her you are disappointed. If you think she was a whore ask her...she is now in your court. Did she get this fucking multiple dudes or did she have a BF who gave it to her. If she is not a whore...doubtful but possible I guess...maybe worth a shot if she takes suppressive therapy. Just remember, hot chicks like Jessica Alba have the Herpes. It does not discriminate.
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Really? Girl of dreams? Its not like they wouldnt get divorced in the next 3 years anyway
I can’t predict the future but she was what I’d consider my perfect girl except for one fucked up thing.
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I don't think it's a big deal. 1 in 2 Americans have Herpes Simplex I. In others words, half of the people you've ever met have Herpes.
Odds are you've kissed many people with Herpes that were asymptomatic. Herpes is a virus. Both simplex I/II can be detected in the blood. Herpes is not deadly.
Load her up with Valtrex and have a great time.
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Don’t do it bro, plenty of good looking chicks that are not a walking Petri dish. Let it go and move on. Thank me later.
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I would marry Sophie if she had full blown AIDS and $100K in unpaid student loans.
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I would marry Sophie if she had full blown AIDS and $100K in unpaid student loans.
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She wouldn’t look like that with AIDS
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She wouldn’t look like that with AIDS
I'd still hit...even in a weakened, near-death state from a compromised immune system.
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I would marry Sophie if she had full blown AIDS and $100K in unpaid student loans.
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that's pretty much tbombz' situation...
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Introduce her to George Cloony perhaps? :)
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Can you get tested for it? Perhaps you already have it and are asymptomatic and are one of those who never show symptoms.
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Can you get tested for it? Perhaps you already have it and are asymptomatic and are one of those who never show symptoms.
Lol. I’ll call her back and apologize and say we can share herpes together?
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I would marry Sophie if she had full blown AIDS and $100K in unpaid student loans.
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only two toe nails painted black. Would not hit.
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I'd still date Sophie if she had the Ebola virus.
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I'd still hit...even in a weakened, near-death state from a compromised immune system.
She would have lipodystrophy and wasting and look like bale in the machinist. AIDS is no joke.
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I would marry Sophie if she had full blown AIDS and $100K in unpaid student loans.
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According to this thread she already has both strains of Herpes and possibly the clap. Nice titonas though.
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She would have lipodystrophy and wasting and look like bale in the machinist. AIDS is no joke.
So be it. Still hit. No rubber.
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So be it. Still hit. No rubber.
No chick is worth an instant death sentence
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No chick is worth an instant death sentence
To some of the virgins on here, it seems to be. :-\
But AIDS isn’t a death sentence anymore with modern meds. I believe it takes 10-15 years off your life,and course HIV meds are still very hard on liver.
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To some of the virgins on here, it seems to be. :-\
But AIDS isn’t a death sentence anymore with modern meds. I believe it takes 10-15 years off your life,and course HIV meds are still very hard on liver.
Sure you can live longer but is it something you want to live with?
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No chick is worth an instant death sentence
Pussy.
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Sure you can live longer but is it something you want to live with?
I don’t think they have a choice. Either that or pull some pussy shit and kill themselves.
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No chick is worth an instant death sentence
Where is your sense of adventure?
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Thread would take on new meaning if you'd post a pic of said broad.
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It’s 2020, and El Diablo still likes tying up the board with his dysfunctional dating life questions
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It’s 2020, and El Diablo still likes tying up the board with his dysfunctional dating life questions
Haha...I gave him my two cents about his single mother dating on the other thread. Would I date a woman with herpes? Not sure if I could do that.
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It’s 2020, and El Diablo still likes tying up the board with his dysfunctional dating life questions
I made note of that also.
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You probably have already, just didn't know it. I was banging this chick from El Salvador a few years ago. Stayed the night at her apartment; in the morning she was taking a shower and i was making coffee. Right on top of her dining room table was a stack of mail; the top item was an already opened medical results panel from a STD test. Positive for chlamydia, they had given her a shot to treat it. :-\
I'd been raw dogging her for a couple weeks. I got checked and i was good, but damn that's crazy not to say something to me.
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You probably have already, just didn't know it. I was banging this chick from El Salvador a few years ago. Stayed the night at her apartment; in the morning she was taking a shower and i was making coffee. Right on top of her dining room table was a stack of mail; the top item was an already opened medical results panel from a STD test. Positive for chlamydia, they had given her a shot to treat it. :-\
I'd been raw dogging her for a couple weeks. I got checked and i was good, but damn that's crazy not to say something to me.
Sounds like the beginning of a Nicholas Cage movie, haha
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To some of the virgins on here, it seems to be. :-\
But AIDS isn’t a death sentence anymore with modern meds. I believe it takes 10-15 years off your life,and course HIV meds are still very hard on liver.
it all depends if the chemotherapy (call it what it is) works with the strain
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Herpes simplex 1 isn't a big deal unless Alzheimer's runs in your family it the most common trigger
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Herpes simplex 1 isn't a big deal unless Alzheimer's runs in your family it the most common trigger
I did not know this.
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Little known fact, odds are you have all dated someone with some type of Herpes. Look it up. Easily, half of all of your partners have had herpes.
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Little known fact, odds are you have all dated someone with some type of Herpes. Look it up. Easily, half of all of your partners have had herpes.
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Bingo. Might be even as high as 70% these days.
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Herpes simplex 1 isn't a big deal unless Alzheimer's runs in your family it the most common trigger
Valtrex!
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Little known fact, odds are you have all dated someone with some type of Herpes. Look it up. Easily, half of all of your partners have had herpes.
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Along with HPV.
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Everyone on this thread dropping all this knowledge yet........not one Getbigger on here will own up to admitting that they have genital herpes....you guys know who you are...LOL
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Everyone on this thread dropping all this knowledge yet........not one Getbigger on here will own up to admitting that they have genital herpes....you guys know who you are...LOL
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Would you date a chick with herpes?
If her vagina smelled like FISH - yes.
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Everyone on this thread dropping all this knowledge yet........not one Getbigger on here will own up to admitting that they have genital herpes....you guys know who you are...LOL
I don't have herpes put almost 100% sure I've been exposed to HPV. Too much pussy eating. :-[
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Everyone on this thread dropping all this knowledge yet........not one Getbigger on here will own up to admitting that they have genital herpes....you guys know who you are...LOL
Had a long time girlfriend with herpes. She told me when she felt it coming on and refrained from sex. Was tested a few times and nope, never contracted it. It's not like Ebola.
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A girl gave me crabs once. Never talked to her again. Probably should have discussed it. The OP has even bigger problems now.
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A girl gave me crabs once. Never talked to her again. Probably should have discussed it. The OP has even bigger problems now.
That's the great thing about shaved pubes. You don't hear about people getting crabs any more.
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You probably have already, just didn't know it. I was banging this chick from El Salvador a few years ago. Stayed the night at her apartment; in the morning she was taking a shower and i was making coffee. Right on top of her dining room table was a stack of mail; the top item was an already opened medical results panel from a STD test. Positive for chlamydia, they had given her a shot to treat it. :-\
I'd been raw dogging her for a couple weeks. I got checked and i was good, but damn that's crazy not to say something to me.
Did she ever cook pupusa's for you? Salvadoran food is amazing.
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U dont want herpes OP.
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Korea
LurkerNoMore
Hamstring
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Don't bring JustPlainJane into this. She is going through enough with menopause as it is.
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Don't bring JustPlainJane into this. She is going through enough with menopause as it is.
😂😂😂
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Would you date a hen if you have hairpiece?
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^^^ WTF? :D
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^^^ WTF? :D
If you have a hairpiece, would you date a hen/chick?
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If you have a hairpiece, would you date a hen/chick?
Not with a hairpiece on.
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If you have a hairpiece, would you date a hen/chick?
As long as it's solidly secured (repost)
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I posted a couple months back about what I thought was the perfect chick that I’ve met. We’ve been talking daily for hours. She is the sweetest chick. We’ve been finally planning to meet. I was going to fly to see her for the first time since we met. She claims she’s fallen in love with me and I felt the same way with her. That is until she unleashed a bomb on me. Tells me the other day she has herpes. What the fucking fuck! Said she got it in high school and has had it for 14 years. It felt like a kick in the nuts. That’s essentially it. Game over. No fucking way I’m going to continue to pursue this. I spent the weekend googling about herpes and these sites make it sound like it’s not that bad. Fuck that shit. I’m pissed she waited so long to tell me but also happy she did now before I saw her and hit it. Would any of you guys date a chick you really liked or even loved if she had herpes?
We need an update.
Do you still place this herpes-infested pussy on a pedestal?
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I don't have herpes put almost 100% sure I've been exposed to HPV. Too much pussy eating. :-[
My cousin father in law died with throat cancer from eating whatever pussy came along. HPV doesnt kill you, but cancer induced from hpv does.
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How many Getbiggers would date a chick with a dick? Ass*uming (s)he was a dime piece and free of herpes/ other stds as well?
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Not me. Chicks dont have dicks, men do.
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Herpes/HPV can lead to cancer of the throat, penis, cervical and anal. Farrah Fawcett died from anal cancer because of HPV. I wonder if it was someone licking her ass or a guy had an open sore on his cock? Beware of girls with heavy lip stick sucking your cock. I heard those blisters hurt like a mother. Not that I would know.
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Herps the disease that keeps on giving. Nasty shit!
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Would you hate a date with chickpeas?
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My cousin father in law died with throat cancer from eating whatever pussy came along. HPV doesnt kill you, but cancer induced from hpv does.
How do they know if the cancer was caused by HPV?
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How do they know if the cancer was caused by HPV?
Statistics i guess. People with those cancers usually test positive to hpv. Like Michael Douglas.
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Statistics i guess. People with those cancers usually test positive to hpv. Like Michael Douglas.
Michael Douglas blamed Catherine Zeta Jones for exposing him to HPV but I'm sure he'd probably banged hundreds of women before her.
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How do they know if the cancer was caused by HPV?
A pathologist exams the cancer. HPV has even been found in prostate cancer. Then statistical evidence shows a correlation between people who have had HPV/Herpes and the cancer.
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Warts is ok though, right? …right?
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I need OP’s closure on this topic.
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I need OP’s closure on this topic.
“I don’t want to discuss my wife’s medical history any further, guys”
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“I don’t want to discuss my wife’s medical history any further, guys”
Hahahah!
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Warts is ok though, right? …right?
???
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Absolutely not
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you're 'in love' with a diseased whore u've never met... think about that
This wtf
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I'm deeply insulted if a woman fails to make it clear on the first date that she is sexually available to me. I'm not in the frigid chick business.
As an older adult I feel 2-3 dates at most before you should be banging. When I was younger 1-2 tops.
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I mentioned a while back that I met her in Austin. I live in San Diego. So we’ve been long distance dating
If you haven't been banging you haven't been dating
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The life is short argument is weak. If it’s short the. Why would you purposely want to spend it having herpes? Knowing the fact first meant that I just couldn’t do it. No way. Even if I did I’d be worried all the time and panic anytime I see a bump. Not the way to live. Call me a pussy but I thought I met the perfect chick. We spent hours every day talking to each other and it never got boring. She interested me in so many ways. With anything too good to be true there had to be a catch. Fuck that. Yeah it sucks. I’m hurt about it but I’m not going back. I deleted all of her info so now I have no clue how to get a hold of her which is great for those drunken nights like last night where I wanted to talk to her. I miss her and our conversations.
Quit drinking that ain't a getbig lifestyle
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To some of the virgins on here, it seems to be. :-\
But AIDS isn’t a death sentence anymore with modern meds. I believe it takes 10-15 years off your life,and course HIV meds are still very hard on liver.
Biggest lie fags tell
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Biggest lie fags tell
One of the most liked Mods on here is Gay also Aids/Hiv can be contracted by other means, not only by anal/Vaginal intercourse.
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One of the most liked Mods on here is Gay also Aids/Hiv can be contracted by other means, not only by anal/Vaginal intercourse.
I have no issues with OneMorerep or his sexuality as he is not the one posting nasty aggressive gay shit all day. Normal gay people are fine it is the hyper aggressive closets posting gay filth all day that bother me. I beat the hell out of several rednecks for attacking a gay friend 30 years ago now.
I don't care how you get aids I don't want it
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As an older adult I feel 2-3 dates at most before you should be banging. When I was younger 1-2 tops.
can't believe you only made your dads mates wait 1- 2 dates Brianna.
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Michael Douglas blamed Catherine Zeta Jones for exposing him to HPV but I'm sure he'd probably banged hundreds of women before her.
Lmao, I remember this. He talked about getting it from cunnilingus on some late night talk show. Then he had to walk that shit back. I bet she was like “what the fuck are you saying that for?”
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can't believe you only made your dads mates wait 1- 2 dates Brianna.
And here comes 38 to talk about nasty pedo shit what is wrong with you?????
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I have no issues with OneMorerep or his sexuality as he is not the one posting nasty aggressive gay shit all day. Normal gay people are fine it is the hyper aggressive closets posting gay filth all day that bother me. I beat the hell out of several rednecks for attacking a gay friend 30 years ago now.
I don't care how you get aids I don't want it
My point went over your head, you obviously don´t know what you´re talking about to begin with.
I am willing to bet that OMR is probably the most neutral Mod towards you.
you are either a bad troll or very uneducated.
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And here comes 38 to talk about nasty pedo shit what is wrong with you?????
not at all. I believe that you were a consenting adult when your dad used to you to turn tricks for his friends. not a kid. why would you even think that? sick.
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It’s starting to really make sense why everyone hates this hanks character.
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I have no issues with OneMorerep or his sexuality as he is not the one posting nasty aggressive gay shit all day. Normal gay people are fine it is the hyper aggressive closets posting gay filth all day that bother me. I beat the hell out of several rednecks for attacking a gay friend 30 years ago now.
I don't care how you get aids I don't want it
lmao, now the truth comes out hahaha,,, ive never had any gay friends that i fought for... must have been a really "good friend"... i knew you were a faggit
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;D
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Chances are really low that herpes can give a person serious problems, but they are not zero. From memory, you can get a type of dementia that only happens to herpes carriers, strokes, reactive arthritis...
Small chance but why take it in the first place? Lots of chicks out there without STDs.
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As an older adult I feel 2-3 dates at most before you should be banging. When I was younger 1-2 tops.
I must be going through a mid-life crisis since me and my wife separated. I haven't actually gone out on a date but Im seeing multiple women. (Re: seeing = pounding) They're all in their 20's. Actually one girl was 33 and the girl im currently bangin is 29.
One of them, the 29 year old is Brazilian, speaks Portuguese and broken english, hot As fuck a solid 10/10. After I first met her I went to pick her up to take her on a date. I show up to her house and she answers the door in lingerie. Garters, panties, bra, bows around her thighs... I assumed there was a miscommunication since she barely speaks english. I try to figure out if she is expecting some kind of pay? But she isn't. She asks if its alright if she calls me daddy? I said hell yeah! You can imagine the rest. Never left her apartment. When it was over she kicked me out. "I have a busy day tomorrow daddy so I have to go to bed but I want to see you soon.
Another girl is a 25 year old black girl. I was walking around one night just gathering my thoughts, I walk past a night club with a long line of hebrews waiting to be let in. This girl is in line and says to her friends "Oh my God, girl, he is so fine for a white man" I heard and looked at her, she grabbed me by the arm and takes me into the club. Now, keep in mind this is Chicago, she gets drunk and horny and asks her friend-who lives near the club- for the key to her apartment because we are going back there to fuck. We walk to the apartment and the key doesn't work. She goes around checking the windows! Finally finds one unlocked and pushes it open! Hahaha Lololololol. Im like WTF! Are you sure this is the right place? What kind of neighborhood is this? Someones going to shoot at us or call the cops. She's like 'Naw, honey this the right place' she climbs in and crashes to the floor, knocks shit over, loudly, then unlocks the door from the inside. Oh shit, I fucked her brains out. Fucking wild. I felt like a teenager again.
Getting laid has never been so easy in my entire life. It's crazy. Ive seen half a dozen girls in the past few months. One of them made a living dog sitting for people who are out of town. She asks me to stop by at this house she's dog sitting at. I go but it feels weird, im like are you sure the homeowners would be ok with this? She said sure. This will only take a few minutes, then she drops to her knees and pulls my pants down.
I haven't been on a single date. Not one. Ive never had it so easy.
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I must be going through a mid-life crisis since me and my wife separated. I haven't actually gone out on a date but Im seeing multiple women. (Re: seeing = pounding) They're all in their 20's. Actually one girl was 33 and the girl im currently bangin is 29.
One of them, the 29 year old is Brazilian, speaks Portuguese and broken english, hot As fuck a solid 10/10. After I first met her I went to pick her up to take her on a date. I show up to her house and she answers the door in lingerie. Garters, panties, bra, bows around her thighs... I assumed there was a miscommunication since she barely speaks english. I try to figure out if she is expecting some kind of pay? But she isn't. She asks if its alright if she calls me daddy? I said hell yeah! You can imagine the rest. Never left her apartment. When it was over she kicked me out. "I have a busy day tomorrow daddy so I have to go to bed but I want to see you soon.
Another girl is a 25 year old black girl. I was walking around one night just gathering my thoughts, I walk past a night club with a long line of hebrews waiting to be let in. This girl is in line and says to her friends "Oh my God, girl, he is so fine for a white man" I heard and looked at her, she grabbed me by the arm and takes me into the club. Now, keep in mind this is Chicago, she gets drunk and horny and asks her friend-who lives near the club- for the key to her apartment because we are going back there to fuck. We walk to the apartment and the key doesn't work. She goes around checking the windows! Finally finds one unlocked and pushes it open! Hahaha Lololololol. Im like WTF! Are you sure this is the right place? What kind of neighborhood is this? Someones going to shoot at us or call the cops. She's like 'Naw, honey this the right place' she climbs in and crashes to the floor, knocks shit over, loudly, then unlocks the door from the inside. Oh shit, I fucked her brains out. Fucking wild. I felt like a teenager again.
Getting laid has never been so easy in my entire life. It's crazy. Ive seen half a dozen girls in the past few months. One of them made a living dog sitting for people who are out of town. She asks me to stop by at this house she's dog sitting at. I go but it feels weird, im like are you sure the homeowners would be ok with this? She said sure. This will only take a few minutes, then she drops to her knees and pulls my pants down.
I haven't been on a single date. Not one. Ive never had it so easy.
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I posted a couple months back about what I thought was the perfect chick that I’ve met. We’ve been talking daily for hours. She is the sweetest chick. We’ve been finally planning to meet. I was going to fly to see her for the first time since we met. She claims she’s fallen in love with me and I felt the same way with her. That is until she unleashed a bomb on me. Tells me the other day she has herpes. What the fucking fuck! Said she got it in high school and has had it for 14 years. It felt like a kick in the nuts. That’s essentially it. Game over. No fucking way I’m going to continue to pursue this. I spent the weekend googling about herpes and these sites make it sound like it’s not that bad. Fuck that shit. I’m pissed she waited so long to tell me but also happy she did now before I saw her and hit it. Would any of you guys date a chick you really liked or even loved if she had herpes?
half the women in Cartagena or Medellin probably have herpes.
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I must be going through a mid-life crisis since me and my wife separated. I haven't actually gone out on a date but Im seeing multiple women. (Re: seeing = pounding) They're all in their 20's. Actually one girl was 33 and the girl im currently bangin is 29.
One of them, the 29 year old is Brazilian, speaks Portuguese and broken english, hot As fuck a solid 10/10. After I first met her I went to pick her up to take her on a date. I show up to her house and she answers the door in lingerie. Garters, panties, bra, bows around her thighs... I assumed there was a miscommunication since she barely speaks english. I try to figure out if she is expecting some kind of pay? But she isn't. She asks if its alright if she calls me daddy? I said hell yeah! You can imagine the rest. Never left her apartment. When it was over she kicked me out. "I have a busy day tomorrow daddy so I have to go to bed but I want to see you soon.
Another girl is a 25 year old black girl. I was walking around one night just gathering my thoughts, I walk past a night club with a long line of hebrews waiting to be let in. This girl is in line and says to her friends "Oh my God, girl, he is so fine for a white man" I heard and looked at her, she grabbed me by the arm and takes me into the club. Now, keep in mind this is Chicago, she gets drunk and horny and asks her friend-who lives near the club- for the key to her apartment because we are going back there to fuck. We walk to the apartment and the key doesn't work. She goes around checking the windows! Finally finds one unlocked and pushes it open! Hahaha Lololololol. Im like WTF! Are you sure this is the right place? What kind of neighborhood is this? Someones going to shoot at us or call the cops. She's like 'Naw, honey this the right place' she climbs in and crashes to the floor, knocks shit over, loudly, then unlocks the door from the inside. Oh shit, I fucked her brains out. Fucking wild. I felt like a teenager again.
Getting laid has never been so easy in my entire life. It's crazy. Ive seen half a dozen girls in the past few months. One of them made a living dog sitting for people who are out of town. She asks me to stop by at this house she's dog sitting at. I go but it feels weird, im like are you sure the homeowners would be ok with this? She said sure. This will only take a few minutes, then she drops to her knees and pulls my pants down.
I haven't been on a single date. Not one. Ive never had it so easy.
My man......props!!
Back in my day I was voted "Player Of The Year" ! ;)
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I must be going through a mid-life crisis since me and my wife separated. I haven't actually gone out on a date but Im seeing multiple women. (Re: seeing = pounding) They're all in their 20's. Actually one girl was 33 and the girl im currently bangin is 29.
One of them, the 29 year old is Brazilian, speaks Portuguese and broken english, hot As fuck a solid 10/10. After I first met her I went to pick her up to take her on a date. I show up to her house and she answers the door in lingerie. Garters, panties, bra, bows around her thighs... I assumed there was a miscommunication since she barely speaks english. I try to figure out if she is expecting some kind of pay? But she isn't. She asks if its alright if she calls me daddy? I said hell yeah! You can imagine the rest. Never left her apartment. When it was over she kicked me out. "I have a busy day tomorrow daddy so I have to go to bed but I want to see you soon.
Another girl is a 25 year old black girl. I was walking around one night just gathering my thoughts, I walk past a night club with a long line of hebrews waiting to be let in. This girl is in line and says to her friends "Oh my God, girl, he is so fine for a white man" I heard and looked at her, she grabbed me by the arm and takes me into the club. Now, keep in mind this is Chicago, she gets drunk and horny and asks her friend-who lives near the club- for the key to her apartment because we are going back there to fuck. We walk to the apartment and the key doesn't work. She goes around checking the windows! Finally finds one unlocked and pushes it open! Hahaha Lololololol. Im like WTF! Are you sure this is the right place? What kind of neighborhood is this? Someones going to shoot at us or call the cops. She's like 'Naw, honey this the right place' she climbs in and crashes to the floor, knocks shit over, loudly, then unlocks the door from the inside. Oh shit, I fucked her brains out. Fucking wild. I felt like a teenager again.
Getting laid has never been so easy in my entire life. It's crazy. Ive seen half a dozen girls in the past few months. One of them made a living dog sitting for people who are out of town. She asks me to stop by at this house she's dog sitting at. I go but it feels weird, im like are you sure the homeowners would be ok with this? She said sure. This will only take a few minutes, then she drops to her knees and pulls my pants down.
I haven't been on a single date. Not one. Ive never had it so easy.
amazing, they say you never remember dreams in great detail once you wake up... ;D ;D
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I must be going through a mid-life crisis since me and my wife separated. I haven't actually gone out on a date but Im seeing multiple women. (Re: seeing = pounding) They're all in their 20's. Actually one girl was 33 and the girl im currently bangin is 29.
One of them, the 29 year old is Brazilian, speaks Portuguese and broken english, hot As fuck a solid 10/10. After I first met her I went to pick her up to take her on a date. I show up to her house and she answers the door in lingerie. Garters, panties, bra, bows around her thighs... I assumed there was a miscommunication since she barely speaks english. I try to figure out if she is expecting some kind of pay? But she isn't. She asks if its alright if she calls me daddy? I said hell yeah! You can imagine the rest. Never left her apartment. When it was over she kicked me out. "I have a busy day tomorrow daddy so I have to go to bed but I want to see you soon.
Another girl is a 25 year old black girl. I was walking around one night just gathering my thoughts, I walk past a night club with a long line of hebrews waiting to be let in. This girl is in line and says to her friends "Oh my God, girl, he is so fine for a white man" I heard and looked at her, she grabbed me by the arm and takes me into the club. Now, keep in mind this is Chicago, she gets drunk and horny and asks her friend-who lives near the club- for the key to her apartment because we are going back there to fuck. We walk to the apartment and the key doesn't work. She goes around checking the windows! Finally finds one unlocked and pushes it open! Hahaha Lololololol. Im like WTF! Are you sure this is the right place? What kind of neighborhood is this? Someones going to shoot at us or call the cops. She's like 'Naw, honey this the right place' she climbs in and crashes to the floor, knocks shit over, loudly, then unlocks the door from the inside. Oh shit, I fucked her brains out. Fucking wild. I felt like a teenager again.
Getting laid has never been so easy in my entire life. It's crazy. Ive seen half a dozen girls in the past few months. One of them made a living dog sitting for people who are out of town. She asks me to stop by at this house she's dog sitting at. I go but it feels weird, im like are you sure the homeowners would be ok with this? She said sure. This will only take a few minutes, then she drops to her knees and pulls my pants down.
I haven't been on a single date. Not one. Ive never had it so easy.
I am looking forward to hearing more tales from the second half of your life , non herpes edition.
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I must be going through a mid-life crisis since me and my wife separated. I haven't actually gone out on a date but Im seeing multiple women. (Re: seeing = pounding) They're all in their 20's. Actually one girl was 33 and the girl im currently bangin is 29.
One of them, the 29 year old is Brazilian, speaks Portuguese and broken english, hot As fuck a solid 10/10. After I first met her I went to pick her up to take her on a date. I show up to her house and she answers the door in lingerie. Garters, panties, bra, bows around her thighs... I assumed there was a miscommunication since she barely speaks english. I try to figure out if she is expecting some kind of pay? But she isn't. She asks if its alright if she calls me daddy? I said hell yeah! You can imagine the rest. Never left her apartment. When it was over she kicked me out. "I have a busy day tomorrow daddy so I have to go to bed but I want to see you soon.
Another girl is a 25 year old black girl. I was walking around one night just gathering my thoughts, I walk past a night club with a long line of hebrews waiting to be let in. This girl is in line and says to her friends "Oh my God, girl, he is so fine for a white man" I heard and looked at her, she grabbed me by the arm and takes me into the club. Now, keep in mind this is Chicago, she gets drunk and horny and asks her friend-who lives near the club- for the key to her apartment because we are going back there to fuck. We walk to the apartment and the key doesn't work. She goes around checking the windows! Finally finds one unlocked and pushes it open! Hahaha Lololololol. Im like WTF! Are you sure this is the right place? What kind of neighborhood is this? Someones going to shoot at us or call the cops. She's like 'Naw, honey this the right place' she climbs in and crashes to the floor, knocks shit over, loudly, then unlocks the door from the inside. Oh shit, I fucked her brains out. Fucking wild. I felt like a teenager again.
Getting laid has never been so easy in my entire life. It's crazy. Ive seen half a dozen girls in the past few months. One of them made a living dog sitting for people who are out of town. She asks me to stop by at this house she's dog sitting at. I go but it feels weird, im like are you sure the homeowners would be ok with this? She said sure. This will only take a few minutes, then she drops to her knees and pulls my pants down.
I haven't been on a single date. Not one. Ive never had it so easy.
Cliffs Notes:
beak is surprised a black person knows how to break into apartments
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I must be going through a mid-life crisis since me and my wife separated. I haven't actually gone out on a date but Im seeing multiple women. (Re: seeing = pounding) They're all in their 20's. Actually one girl was 33 and the girl im currently bangin is 29.
One of them, the 29 year old is Brazilian, speaks Portuguese and broken english, hot As fuck a solid 10/10. After I first met her I went to pick her up to take her on a date. I show up to her house and she answers the door in lingerie. Garters, panties, bra, bows around her thighs... I assumed there was a miscommunication since she barely speaks english. I try to figure out if she is expecting some kind of pay? But she isn't. She asks if its alright if she calls me daddy? I said hell yeah! You can imagine the rest. Never left her apartment. When it was over she kicked me out. "I have a busy day tomorrow daddy so I have to go to bed but I want to see you soon.
Another girl is a 25 year old black girl. I was walking around one night just gathering my thoughts, I walk past a night club with a long line of hebrews waiting to be let in. This girl is in line and says to her friends "Oh my God, girl, he is so fine for a white man" I heard and looked at her, she grabbed me by the arm and takes me into the club. Now, keep in mind this is Chicago, she gets drunk and horny and asks her friend-who lives near the club- for the key to her apartment because we are going back there to fuck. We walk to the apartment and the key doesn't work. She goes around checking the windows! Finally finds one unlocked and pushes it open! Hahaha Lololololol. Im like WTF! Are you sure this is the right place? What kind of neighborhood is this? Someones going to shoot at us or call the cops. She's like 'Naw, honey this the right place' she climbs in and crashes to the floor, knocks shit over, loudly, then unlocks the door from the inside. Oh shit, I fucked her brains out. Fucking wild. I felt like a teenager again.
Getting laid has never been so easy in my entire life. It's crazy. Ive seen half a dozen girls in the past few months. One of them made a living dog sitting for people who are out of town. She asks me to stop by at this house she's dog sitting at. I go but it feels weird, im like are you sure the homeowners would be ok with this? She said sure. This will only take a few minutes, then she drops to her knees and pulls my pants down.
I haven't been on a single date. Not one. Ive never had it so easy.
Well, I do not know the details of why you are separated but that's none of my bidness. That said, I doubt you will reconcile as if your wife is doing the same thing with a bunch of men, I know I would not want to go back to that. Sooooo...I truly wish you all the best, sir. You have always seemed like a good man and I hope that you find lasting happiness out there!
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Cliffs Notes:
beak is surprised a black person knows how to break into apartments
Ok. Now I can't stop laughing!!!! Thanks Grape Ape! SUPERB!
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Lmao, I remember this. He talked about getting it from cunnilingus on some late night talk show. Then he had to walk that shit back. I bet she was like “what the fuck are you saying that for?”
They were going to get divorced but reconciled. That HPV ridden cootch is too sweet to give up.
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Ok. Now I can't stop laughing!!!! Thanks Grape Ape! SUPERB!
X2. That was fucking hilarious.....
It came so easily to her, like second nature, like an inherent skill.
Well, I do not know the details of why you are separated but that's none of my bidness. That said, I doubt you will reconcile as if your wife is doing the same thing with a bunch of men, I know I would not want to go back to that. Sooooo...I truly wish you all the best, sir. You have always seemed like a good man and I hope that you find lasting happiness out there!
Thanks Scott.
We are still friends. We are on good terms- for the most part. We can still share a good laugh and are on the same page as parents.
But some people just can't be married to each other. There's a lot of reasons without getting into it, you can imagine the issues that come between people can turn very bitter. We're better off now, whereas if we remained married we'd hate each other.