As an older adult I feel 2-3 dates at most before you should be banging. When I was younger 1-2 tops.
I must be going through a mid-life crisis since me and my wife separated. I haven't actually gone out on a date but Im seeing multiple women. (Re: seeing = pounding) They're all in their 20's. Actually one girl was 33 and the girl im currently bangin is 29.
One of them, the 29 year old is Brazilian, speaks Portuguese and broken english, hot As fuck a solid 10/10. After I first met her I went to pick her up to take her on a date. I show up to her house and she answers the door in lingerie. Garters, panties, bra, bows around her thighs... I assumed there was a miscommunication since she barely speaks english. I try to figure out if she is expecting some kind of pay? But she isn't. She asks if its alright if she calls me daddy? I said hell yeah! You can imagine the rest. Never left her apartment. When it was over she kicked me out. "I have a busy day tomorrow daddy so I have to go to bed but I want to see you soon.
Another girl is a 25 year old black girl. I was walking around one night just gathering my thoughts, I walk past a night club with a long line of hebrews waiting to be let in. This girl is in line and says to her friends "Oh my God, girl, he is so fine for a white man" I heard and looked at her, she grabbed me by the arm and takes me into the club. Now, keep in mind this is Chicago, she gets drunk and horny and asks her friend-who lives near the club- for the key to her apartment because we are going back there to fuck. We walk to the apartment and the key doesn't work. She goes around checking the windows! Finally finds one unlocked and pushes it open! Hahaha Lololololol. Im like WTF! Are you sure this is the right place? What kind of neighborhood is this? Someones going to shoot at us or call the cops. She's like 'Naw, honey this the right place' she climbs in and crashes to the floor, knocks shit over, loudly, then unlocks the door from the inside. Oh shit, I fucked her brains out. Fucking wild. I felt like a teenager again.
Getting laid has never been so easy in my entire life. It's crazy. Ive seen half a dozen girls in the past few months. One of them made a living dog sitting for people who are out of town. She asks me to stop by at this house she's dog sitting at. I go but it feels weird, im like are you sure the homeowners would be ok with this? She said sure. This will only take a few minutes, then she drops to her knees and pulls my pants down.
I haven't been on a single date. Not one. Ive never had it so easy.
