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Title: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: Big Daddy Caine on July 24, 2018, 03:21:12 PM
Hey, if the Jamaicans can have a bobsledding team, why not the Brazilians especially the women who are world renowned for their legs.
 
Just a thought.
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: Big Daddy Caine on July 24, 2018, 03:24:10 PM
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Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: Dan-O on July 24, 2018, 03:25:30 PM
What a schmoe-tastic idea!
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: Rambone on July 24, 2018, 03:34:37 PM
That’s a sport? What’s next for the winter games, women’s schmoemobiling?
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: MAXX on July 24, 2018, 03:45:40 PM
yeah well steroids is like candy there so that's why they have big legs and also big clits and manly voices
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 24, 2018, 04:16:01 PM
I love the idea, but they need to cover those retarded leg tattoos
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: The Scott on July 24, 2018, 04:24:08 PM
I love the idea, but they need to cover those retarded leg tattoos

Agreed. 

As for the first woman shown above, she is rather Teutonic in looks, is she not?  Talk about the Girls From Brazil...


And "schmoemobiling"?  Superb!
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 24, 2018, 04:27:33 PM
Agreed. 

As for the first woman shown above, she is rather Teutonic in looks, is she not?  Talk about the Girls From Brazil...


And "schmoemobiling"?  Superb!

I've said it before and I say it again: "There's a schmoe in each and everyone of us..."
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: The Scott on July 24, 2018, 04:30:47 PM
I've said it before and I say it again: "There's a schmoe in each and everyone of us..."

Well, I'm listening to the lovely and talented Puppini Sisters.  If music be the food of Schmoes, play on...

(http://www.thepuppinisisters.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/The-Rise-Fall-Of-Ruby-Woo-cover.jpg)

Yup.  That's my couch they're using.   ;D
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: Parker on July 24, 2018, 05:05:22 PM
Would love to discuss about leg training, visas,  and symmetrical tan lines with the one with The Tan Lines.
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: Rambone on July 24, 2018, 05:10:46 PM
I've said it before and I say it again: "There's a schmoe in each and everyone of us..."

Ahh yes that was my old sig thanks to you until Denise stole my grass-stained hightops!
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 24, 2018, 05:13:01 PM
Ahh yes that was my old sig thanks to you until Denise stole my grass-stained hightops!

Dennis Mastino you mean? :D
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: Rambone on July 24, 2018, 05:15:18 PM
Dennis Mastino you mean? :D

No no no id totally flick her bean. Im talking about that orange roughy shit-squirter Rutkowski
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 24, 2018, 05:17:56 PM
Well, I'm listening to the lovely and talented Puppini Sisters.  If music be the food of Schmoes, play on...

(http://www.thepuppinisisters.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/The-Rise-Fall-Of-Ruby-Woo-cover.jpg)

Yup.  That's my couch they're using.   ;D

Haha, they're cosy & cute, plus decent legs on the blonde :P



Would love to hear their Enter Sandman version!
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: The Scott on July 24, 2018, 05:20:09 PM
Haha, they're cosy & cute, plus decent calves on the blonde :P



Would love to hear their Enter Sandman version!

That they are.   They sing in the style of another favorite of  mine, The Andrews Sisters.  Which is waaaaay before your time, my friend.   ;D
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 24, 2018, 05:22:47 PM
No no no id totally flick her bean. Im talking about that orange roughy shit-squirter Rutkowski

Fruitkowski you mean? Would drink her juice as foreplay...




(but only after going back to the nineties!)
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: Kwon on July 24, 2018, 05:28:01 PM
Well, I'm listening to the lovely and talented Puppini Sisters.  If music be the food of Schmoes, play on...

(http://www.thepuppinisisters.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/The-Rise-Fall-Of-Ruby-Woo-cover.jpg)

Yup.  That's my couch they're using.   ;D

Not Hendahs couch!
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: Parker on July 24, 2018, 05:38:09 PM
Well, I'm listening to the lovely and talented Puppini Sisters.  If music be the food of Schmoes, play on...

(http://www.thepuppinisisters.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/The-Rise-Fall-Of-Ruby-Woo-cover.jpg)

Yup.  That's my couch they're using.   ;D
The redhead looks like Nikki Cox.
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: Rambone on July 24, 2018, 05:39:13 PM
Fruitkowski you mean? Would drink her juice as foreplay...




(but only after going back to the nineties!)

I hope you have a Delorean with plenty of plutonium!
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 24, 2018, 05:47:12 PM
I hope you have a Delorean with plenty of plutonium!

Even more important, a driver without Parkinson
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: tres_taco_combo on July 24, 2018, 06:02:06 PM
you guys notice how latinas do very well in NPC bikini and figure?

hmmmm they kill it  ;D
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: TheShape. on July 24, 2018, 06:02:20 PM
Brazilian women have the best curves, too bad I don’t believe in race mixing.
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: J. Richards on July 24, 2018, 06:28:52 PM
"Brazilian women's"...... term used loosely........... probably same percentage as Thai ladyboy population %...  schlong check required......
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: Parker on July 24, 2018, 06:35:22 PM
"Brazilian women's"...... term used loosely........... probably same percentage as Thai ladyboy population %...  schlong check required......
Nah...
Unless you look for that type of "entertainment". You got someone you want to share with us?
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: Kwon on July 24, 2018, 06:41:05 PM
"Brazilian women's"...... term used loosely........... probably same percentage as Thai ladyboy population %...  schlong check required......
Nah...
Unless you look for that type of "entertainment". You got something you want to share with us?
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: J. Richards on July 24, 2018, 06:48:41 PM
friend attended Olympics.....  too many nice "girls" with deep voices.... luckily for him he's more of a talker than a walker....
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: Parker on July 24, 2018, 06:54:11 PM
friend attended Olympics.....  too many nice "girls" with deep voices.... luckily for him he's more of a talker than a walker....
As was said before, teh roidz is like candy down there. Unless your friend was looking for a certain “niche” or around it... All of these women picture are women. You can tell by their frames, clavicles, hips/pelvis, lats, shoulders.
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: Kwon3 on July 24, 2018, 07:04:49 PM
As was said before, teh roidz is like candy down there. Unless your friend was looking for a certain “niche” or around it... All of these women picture are women. You can tell by their frames, clavicles, hips/pelvis, lats, shoulders.
The girl in the first pic has a legitimately nice drug body, not too lean or dry, nice butt & legs, but you can tell she's ruined from the thinning hair even with hair products (bald in 3 years), the inflated jaw muscles and (probably) the voice that would make James Earl Jones sound like tinkerbell in Hook. So, female or not, nobody wants to come within ten feet of that other than the schmoes of on Saradas.
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: Parker on July 24, 2018, 07:11:24 PM
The girl in the first pic has a legitimately nice drug body, not too lean or dry, nice butt & legs, but you can tell she's ruined from the thinning hair even with hair products (bald in 3 years), the inflated jaw muscles and (probably) the voice that would make James Earl Jones sound like tinkerbell in Hook. So, female or not, nobody wants to come within ten feet of that other than the schmoes of on Saradas.
But, but...

You’re right. Hippolito Mejia must be salivating.
Title: Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
Post by: Mothballs on July 25, 2018, 03:13:26 PM
Even though they’re all enhanced and juiced, you still have to admire a woman for getting under at least 315 for reps for several years. I’d venture a guess that 99.9% of chicks could never squat their body weight.