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Big Daddy Caine

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Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« on: July 24, 2018, 03:21:12 PM »
Hey, if the Jamaicans can have a bobsledding team, why not the Brazilians especially the women who are world renowned for their legs.
 
Just a thought.
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Big Daddy Caine

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2018, 03:24:10 PM »
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Dan-O

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2018, 03:25:30 PM »
What a schmoe-tastic idea!
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Rambone

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2018, 03:34:37 PM »
That’s a sport? What’s next for the winter games, women’s schmoemobiling?
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MAXX

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2018, 03:45:40 PM »
yeah well steroids is like candy there so that's why they have big legs and also big clits and manly voices
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DroppingPlates

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2018, 04:16:01 PM »
I love the idea, but they need to cover those retarded leg tattoos
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The Scott

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2018, 04:24:08 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on July 24, 2018, 04:16:01 PM
I love the idea, but they need to cover those retarded leg tattoos

Agreed. 

As for the first woman shown above, she is rather Teutonic in looks, is she not?  Talk about the Girls From Brazil...


And "schmoemobiling"?  Superb!
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DroppingPlates

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2018, 04:27:33 PM »
Quote from: The Scott on July 24, 2018, 04:24:08 PM
Agreed. 

As for the first woman shown above, she is rather Teutonic in looks, is she not?  Talk about the Girls From Brazil...


And "schmoemobiling"?  Superb!

I've said it before and I say it again: "There's a schmoe in each and everyone of us..."
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The Scott

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2018, 04:30:47 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on July 24, 2018, 04:27:33 PM
I've said it before and I say it again: "There's a schmoe in each and everyone of us..."

Well, I'm listening to the lovely and talented Puppini Sisters.  If music be the food of Schmoes, play on...



Yup.  That's my couch they're using.   ;D
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Parker

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2018, 05:05:22 PM »
Would love to discuss about leg training, visas,  and symmetrical tan lines with the one with The Tan Lines.
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Rambone

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2018, 05:10:46 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on July 24, 2018, 04:27:33 PM
I've said it before and I say it again: "There's a schmoe in each and everyone of us..."

Ahh yes that was my old sig thanks to you until Denise stole my grass-stained hightops!
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DroppingPlates

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2018, 05:13:01 PM »
Quote from: Rambone on July 24, 2018, 05:10:46 PM
Ahh yes that was my old sig thanks to you until Denise stole my grass-stained hightops!

Dennis Mastino you mean? :D
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Rambone

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2018, 05:15:18 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on July 24, 2018, 05:13:01 PM
Dennis Mastino you mean? :D

No no no id totally flick her bean. Im talking about that orange roughy shit-squirter Rutkowski
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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2018, 05:17:56 PM »
Quote from: The Scott on July 24, 2018, 04:30:47 PM
Well, I'm listening to the lovely and talented Puppini Sisters.  If music be the food of Schmoes, play on...



Yup.  That's my couch they're using.   ;D

Haha, they're cosy & cute, plus decent legs on the blonde :P



Would love to hear their Enter Sandman version!
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The Scott

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2018, 05:20:09 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on July 24, 2018, 05:17:56 PM
Haha, they're cosy & cute, plus decent calves on the blonde :P



Would love to hear their Enter Sandman version!

That they are.   They sing in the style of another favorite of  mine, The Andrews Sisters.  Which is waaaaay before your time, my friend.   ;D
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DroppingPlates

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2018, 05:22:47 PM »
Quote from: Rambone on July 24, 2018, 05:15:18 PM
No no no id totally flick her bean. Im talking about that orange roughy shit-squirter Rutkowski

Fruitkowski you mean? Would drink her juice as foreplay...




(but only after going back to the nineties!)
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Kwon

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2018, 05:28:01 PM »
Quote from: The Scott on July 24, 2018, 04:30:47 PM
Well, I'm listening to the lovely and talented Puppini Sisters.  If music be the food of Schmoes, play on...



Yup.  That's my couch they're using.   ;D

Not Hendahs couch!
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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2018, 05:38:09 PM »
Quote from: The Scott on July 24, 2018, 04:30:47 PM
Well, I'm listening to the lovely and talented Puppini Sisters.  If music be the food of Schmoes, play on...



Yup.  That's my couch they're using.   ;D
The redhead looks like Nikki Cox.
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Rambone

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2018, 05:39:13 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on July 24, 2018, 05:22:47 PM
Fruitkowski you mean? Would drink her juice as foreplay...




(but only after going back to the nineties!)

I hope you have a Delorean with plenty of plutonium!
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DroppingPlates

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2018, 05:47:12 PM »
Quote from: Rambone on July 24, 2018, 05:39:13 PM
I hope you have a Delorean with plenty of plutonium!

Even more important, a driver without Parkinson
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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2018, 06:02:06 PM »
you guys notice how latinas do very well in NPC bikini and figure?

hmmmm they kill it  ;D
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TheShape.

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2018, 06:02:20 PM »
Brazilian women have the best curves, too bad I don’t believe in race mixing.
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J. Richards

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2018, 06:28:52 PM »
"Brazilian women's"...... term used loosely........... probably same percentage as Thai ladyboy population %...  schlong check required......
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Parker

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2018, 06:35:22 PM »
Quote from: J. Richards on July 24, 2018, 06:28:52 PM
"Brazilian women's"...... term used loosely........... probably same percentage as Thai ladyboy population %...  schlong check required......
Nah...
Unless you look for that type of "entertainment". You got someone you want to share with us?
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Kwon

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Re: Brazil needs to start a women's speed skating team
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2018, 06:41:05 PM »
Quote from: J. Richards on July 24, 2018, 06:28:52 PM
"Brazilian women's"...... term used loosely........... probably same percentage as Thai ladyboy population %...  schlong check required......
Nah...
Unless you look for that type of "entertainment". You got something you want to share with us?
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