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I met this girl at work.
She is really introverted and always has her face in her phone. But she is very attractive and I think she has a pretty good social life with her friends. She is single.
I work in an environment where it is hard to talk to other co-workers, and you rarely get a chance for a quick chat if you are lucky. Mostly just passing each other for a few moments and you've got to try to capitalize on the smallest chance. Basically we have just shared very few words. Only a few short brief hellos and very light banter.
I gave her the eye on a few occasions, very clearly, and frankly didn't feel she was showing any interest.
I also thought she seemed really uptight around me. So I figure she doesn't like my attention.
BUT I noticed she would regularly walk right past my desk on the way to her desk even though there was an equally quick route where she could avoid my desk completely.
The main thing I noticed though, is that I park in a really remote area a fair way from the office that almost no one from my workplace uses. We have over 100 staff. And suddenly I see she is parking there, right next to my car! She has been doing that for weeks now. But we never meet on the way to our cars. We are always walking there at slightly different times.
So guys what do you think?
Any advice?
I would be most grateful if some experienced men could help.
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Female bowerbirds
love vivid plumage and dance:
act like a homo
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You >> Her : I wanna fuck U ;)
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I gave her the eye on a few occasions, very clearly, and frankly didn't feel she was showing any interest.
I also thought she seemed really uptight around me. So I figure she doesn't like my attention.
Wait for further instructions.
Over and out.
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Join LPSG.org
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You >> Her : I wanna fuck U ;)
What does this mean brother?
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Don’t dip ur pen in company ink
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Don't shat where you eat.
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Love.....take it from a married guy, new pussy is the best pussy.
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Focus on yourself, ignore her, she gets enough attention on social media
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Walk up to her, peel, and hit a couple of mandatories. She'll be yours before the third pose is over 8)
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I met this girl at work.
She is really introverted and always has her face in her phone. But she is very attractive and I think she has a pretty good social life with her friends. She is single.
I work in an environment where it is hard to talk to other co-workers, and you rarely get a chance for a quick chat if you are lucky. Mostly just passing each other for a few moments and you've got to try to capitalize on the smallest chance. Basically we have just shared very few words. Only a few short brief hellos and very light banter.
I gave her the eye on a few occasions, very clearly, and frankly didn't feel she was showing any interest.
I also thought she seemed really uptight around me. So I figure she doesn't like my attention.
BUT I noticed she would regularly walk right past my desk on the way to her desk even though there was an equally quick route where she could avoid my desk completely.
The main thing I noticed though, is that I park in a really remote area a fair way from the office that almost no one from my workplace uses. We have over 100 staff. And suddenly I see she is parking there, right next to my car! She has been doing that for weeks now. But we never meet on the way to our cars. We are always walking there at slightly different times.
So guys what do you think?
Any advice?
I would be most grateful if some experienced men could help.
Be a man and ask her out for lunch or coffee. But do it before or after work because of you know the metoo movement. ;D
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My advice.......
Don't shit where you eat.
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Go mgtow and just bang hookers. Side note, your job must be incredibly boring when you keep track who walks past your desk and where people park.
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Is this your update to this thread you made 5 years ago?
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=512628.0 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=512628.0)
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Walk up to her, peel, and hit a couple of mandatories. She'll be yours before the third pose is over 8)
Why not go straight for the coup de gracè and hit the crab ???
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Why not go straight for the coup de gracè and hit the crab ???
Because even though the conversation is a joke, no woman could react with anything but terror to this:
(https://discourse-cdn-sjc1.com/tnation/uploads/default/original/3X/9/1/9170c799d3662ce97903f925810fa916331e047d.jpg)
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Just use the Method101-method and be aware that women only like men who "bear" a girth/length ratio beyond 1. This has been proven by Dr. Scienze.
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gimmick galore in this thread
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Walk up to her, peel, and hit a couple of mandatories. She'll be yours before the third pose is over 8)
Ahhaahahhahahahahahahaha h great stuff !111
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Leave her a note on her car . Might sound stupid but if it’s the right casual funny yet smooth jester u will be in.
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Ask her out to lunch, not dinner. Feel her story first. She might be fucking nuts so you'll just end up friendly colleagues.
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gimmick galore in this thread
This thread was started by Nether Animal aka Danimal77..... he is using all of his smaller accounts to continually bump this thread (that’s how he spends his days). How do I know? You can tell by the topic: Love (he is dysfunctional when it comes to women), and you can tell by the quick but similar responses (“why don’t you just do this...?, why don’t you just do that...?).
Soon, his main accounts will get involved like they did in this thread: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=646998.0
This guy is like a 9th grader, mentally. A 9th grader who is completely ignorant about love and females... but cleverly uses little jokes and one-liners that are designed to let others think that he is cool.
Notice that no (or very few) accounts that are owned with people with strong, unique personalities have responded to this thread. You don’t see guys like Coach or Wiggs or Goodrum etc... responding. Instead there is just these weak, unknown, easy-to-disappear accounts. All of which are the same person.
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Because even though the conversation is a joke, no woman could react with anything but terror to this:
(https://discourse-cdn-sjc1.com/tnation/uploads/default/original/3X/9/1/9170c799d3662ce97903f925810fa916331e047d.jpg)
To clarify I was referring to the "squatting crab" pose however I do see your point
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To clarify I was referring to the "squatting crab" pose however I do see your point
TonyAlva... yes... everyone’s favorite poster is back. We have so many memories of TonyAlva. ::)
And, of course, he came out of the woodwork to bump this thread.
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This thread was started by Nether Animal aka Danimal77..... he is using all of his smaller accounts to continually bump this thread (that’s how he spends his days). How do I know? You can tell by the topic: Love (he is dysfunctional when it comes to women), and you can tell by the quick but similar responses (“why don’t you just do this...?, why don’t you just do that...?).
Soon, his main accounts will get involved like they did in this thread: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=646998.0
This guy is like a 9th grader, mentally. A 9th grader who is completely ignorant about love and females... but cleverly uses little jokes and one-liners that are designed to let others think that he is cool.
Notice that no (or very few) accounts that are owned with people with strong, unique personalities have responded to this thread. You don’t see guys like Coach or Wiggs or Goodrum etc... responding. Instead there is just these weak, unknown, easy-to-disappear accounts. All of which are the same person.
NA and Da77 are the same person? That dude is a dumpster fire. Asking about relationships (here of all places) and then arguing against the legit advice.
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Odds are she walks past your desk to take her usual Chobani-inspired caustic morning pyramid dump and just needs a place to park. You'll be fired and have a protection order on you by Friday.
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NA and Da77 are the same person? That dude is a dumpster fire. Asking about relationships (here of all places) and then arguing against the legit advice.
Thanks for bumping this thread while giving a very general review of the obvious ::)
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This thread was started by Nether Animal aka Danimal77..... he is using all of his smaller accounts to continually bump this thread (that’s how he spends his days). How do I know? You can tell by the topic: Love (he is dysfunctional when it comes to women), and you can tell by the quick but similar responses (“why don’t you just do this...?, why don’t you just do that...?).
Soon, his main accounts will get involved like they did in this thread: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=646998.0
This guy is like a 9th grader, mentally. A 9th grader who is completely ignorant about love and females... but cleverly uses little jokes and one-liners that are designed to let others think that he is cool.
Notice that no (or very few) accounts that are owned with people with strong, unique personalities have responded to this thread. You don’t see guys like Coach or Wiggs or Goodrum etc... responding. Instead there is just these weak, unknown, easy-to-disappear accounts. All of which are the same person.
::) go cry a river
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You’re not an attractive male, otherwise she would be throwing herself at you. HTH
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No one knows what women want. Not even women.
Incredibly confused humans.
A good lady is incredible to find, but these are few and far between. Tread carefully.
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No one knows what women want. Not even women.
Incredibly confused humans.
A good lady is incredible to find, but these are few and far between. Tread carefully.
Correct. That's why they need to call or text five of their friends (minimum) before deciding something. At least you get it.
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NA and Da77 are the same person? That dude is a dumpster fire. Asking about relationships (here of all places) and then arguing against the legit advice.
You ask that as if you haven't been here this whole time to see people call out his various gimmicks in these horrible threads, like the patented herpes ones (as if 1 wasn't enough). It's clearly him behind most of the gimmicks here, though a few are not him.
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::) go cry a river
He's not whining? Just pointing out something that I thought was rather obvious: Half the threads here are one guy talking to himself.
Anyone who started this thread or other older one I linked undeniably suffers from severe mental and emotional disturbances and is very dangerous.
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=644927.0 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=644927.0)
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This thread was started by Nether Animal aka Danimal77..... he is using all of his smaller accounts to continually bump this thread (that’s how he spends his days). How do I know? You can tell by the topic: Love (he is dysfunctional when it comes to women), and you can tell by the quick but similar responses (“why don’t you just do this...?, why don’t you just do that...?).
Soon, his main accounts will get involved like they did in this thread: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=646998.0
This guy is like a 9th grader, mentally. A 9th grader who is completely ignorant about love and females... but cleverly uses little jokes and one-liners that are designed to let others think that he is cool.
Notice that no (or very few) accounts that are owned with people with strong, unique personalities have responded to this thread. You don’t see guys like Coach or Wiggs or Goodrum etc... responding. Instead there is just these weak, unknown, easy-to-disappear accounts. All of which are the same person.
You're giving too much thought to this forum. Finding a constructive hobby would do wonders for your mental health.
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I met this girl at work.
She is really introverted and always has her face in her phone. But she is very attractive and I think she has a pretty good social life with her friends. She is single.
I work in an environment where it is hard to talk to other co-workers, and you rarely get a chance for a quick chat if you are lucky. Mostly just passing each other for a few moments and you've got to try to capitalize on the smallest chance. Basically we have just shared very few words. Only a few short brief hellos and very light banter.
I gave her the eye on a few occasions, very clearly, and frankly didn't feel she was showing any interest.
I also thought she seemed really uptight around me. So I figure she doesn't like my attention.
BUT I noticed she would regularly walk right past my desk on the way to her desk even though there was an equally quick route where she could avoid my desk completely.
The main thing I noticed though, is that I park in a really remote area a fair way from the office that almost no one from my workplace uses. We have over 100 staff. And suddenly I see she is parking there, right next to my car! She has been doing that for weeks now. But we never meet on the way to our cars. We are always walking there at slightly different times.
So guys what do you think?
Any advice?
I would be most grateful if some experienced men could help.
Clearly this woman likes you. She is dropping big hints. If you walked right up to her tomorrow and asked her out odds are you will be rejected. Why? Women are stupid. More precisely, women like what they can't have. They enjoy the process. So how do you end up boning this goddess until you are bored of her tight pussy?
Talk to other girls in the office, be very nice. Walk past her desk more frequently but not in a creepy way. Buy a pair of reflector sunglasses. You know the type with hidden reflection sides of the glasses, totally unknown. See what her interest level is when you turn your back and leave (make sure you don't leave these around). Keep up your frequency of bumping into her but play it up that she isn't that interesting for you. After a few months of this nonsense, ask her out to something small like lunch with a group. It will grow from there. Never cave in and let her know how much you really like her. That will ruin everything.
P.S. I took 4 social psychology courses at university. Women really are clueless, so you have to push her emotions. She won't have any idea why her crush for you keeps growing. She sounds like one of those hot girls that is so shy people assume she has little interest and move on.
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I met this girl at work.
She is really introverted and always has her face in her phone. But she is very attractive and I think she has a pretty good social life with her friends. She is single.
I work in an environment where it is hard to talk to other co-workers, and you rarely get a chance for a quick chat if you are lucky. Mostly just passing each other for a few moments and you've got to try to capitalize on the smallest chance. Basically we have just shared very few words. Only a few short brief hellos and very light banter.
I gave her the eye on a few occasions, very clearly, and frankly didn't feel she was showing any interest.
I also thought she seemed really uptight around me. So I figure she doesn't like my attention.
BUT I noticed she would regularly walk right past my desk on the way to her desk even though there was an equally quick route where she could avoid my desk completely.
The main thing I noticed though, is that I park in a really remote area a fair way from the office that almost no one from my workplace uses. We have over 100 staff. And suddenly I see she is parking there, right next to my car! She has been doing that for weeks now. But we never meet on the way to our cars. We are always walking there at slightly different times.
So guys what do you think?
Any advice?
I would be most grateful if some experienced men could help.
BUT I noticed she would regularly walk right past my desk on the way to her desk even though there was an equally quick route where she could avoid my desk completely.
Yup she is into you ::)
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You could kill her then kill yourself.
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BUT I noticed she would regularly walk right past my desk on the way to her desk even though there was an equally quick route where she could avoid my desk completely.
Oh yeah, she's practically throwing herself at you. She wants it bad.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7TKxD6awoTUJJ17y/giphy.gif)
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Sounds more like she is trying to set you up for a sexual harassment case
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I took a sexual harassment training class at work today. I’m real good at it now.
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I met this girl at work.
She is really introverted and always has her face in her phone. But she is very attractive and I think she has a pretty good social life with her friends. She is single.
I work in an environment where it is hard to talk to other co-workers, and you rarely get a chance for a quick chat if you are lucky. Mostly just passing each other for a few moments and you've got to try to capitalize on the smallest chance. Basically we have just shared very few words. Only a few short brief hellos and very light banter.
I gave her the eye on a few occasions, very clearly, and frankly didn't feel she was showing any interest.
I also thought she seemed really uptight around me. So I figure she doesn't like my attention.
BUT I noticed she would regularly walk right past my desk on the way to her desk even though there was an equally quick route where she could avoid my desk completely.
The main thing I noticed though, is that I park in a really remote area a fair way from the office that almost no one from my workplace uses. We have over 100 staff. And suddenly I see she is parking there, right next to my car! She has been doing that for weeks now. But we never meet on the way to our cars. We are always walking there at slightly different times.
So guys what do you think?
Any advice?
I would be most grateful if some experienced men could help.
Arrive early and wait to walk in with her. Ask her nothing but questions about her. Win.