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I need love advice
« on: August 13, 2018, 02:38:11 AM »
I met this girl at work.

She is really introverted and always has her face in her phone.  But she is very attractive and I think she has a pretty good social life with her friends.  She is single.

I work in an environment where it is hard to talk to other co-workers, and you rarely get a chance for a quick chat if you are lucky.  Mostly just passing each other for a few moments and you've got to try to capitalize on the smallest chance.  Basically we have just shared very few words.  Only a few short brief hellos and very light banter.

I gave her the eye on a few occasions, very clearly,  and frankly didn't feel she was showing any interest.

I also thought she seemed really uptight around me.  So I figure she doesn't like my attention.

BUT I noticed she would regularly walk right past my desk on the way to her desk even though there was an equally quick route where she could avoid my desk completely.

The main thing I noticed though, is that I park in a really remote area a fair way from the office that almost no one from my workplace uses.  We have over 100 staff.  And suddenly I see she is parking there, right next to my car!  She has been doing that for weeks now.   But we never meet on the way to our cars.  We are always walking there at slightly different times.


So guys what do you think? 

Any advice?

I would be most grateful if some experienced men could help.

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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2018, 03:02:49 AM »
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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2018, 03:29:10 AM »
You >> Her : I wanna fuck U  ;)

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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2018, 03:32:31 AM »


I gave her the eye on a few occasions, very clearly,  and frankly didn't feel she was showing any interest.

I also thought she seemed really uptight around me.  So I figure she doesn't like my attention.



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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2018, 03:32:38 AM »
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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2018, 04:27:55 AM »
You >> Her : I wanna fuck U  ;)

What does this mean brother?

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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2018, 05:50:01 AM »
Don’t dip ur pen in company ink

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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2018, 06:07:22 AM »
Don't shat where you eat.

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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2018, 07:16:50 AM »
Love.....take it from a married guy, new pussy is the best pussy.
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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2018, 07:20:40 AM »
Focus on yourself, ignore her, she gets enough attention on social media

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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2018, 07:22:23 AM »
Walk up to her, peel, and hit a couple of mandatories.  She'll be yours before the third pose is over  8)

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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2018, 07:23:44 AM »

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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2018, 07:46:02 AM »
I met this girl at work.

She is really introverted and always has her face in her phone.  But she is very attractive and I think she has a pretty good social life with her friends.  She is single.

I work in an environment where it is hard to talk to other co-workers, and you rarely get a chance for a quick chat if you are lucky.  Mostly just passing each other for a few moments and you've got to try to capitalize on the smallest chance.  Basically we have just shared very few words.  Only a few short brief hellos and very light banter.

I gave her the eye on a few occasions, very clearly,  and frankly didn't feel she was showing any interest.

I also thought she seemed really uptight around me.  So I figure she doesn't like my attention.

BUT I noticed she would regularly walk right past my desk on the way to her desk even though there was an equally quick route where she could avoid my desk completely.

The main thing I noticed though, is that I park in a really remote area a fair way from the office that almost no one from my workplace uses.  We have over 100 staff.  And suddenly I see she is parking there, right next to my car!  She has been doing that for weeks now.   But we never meet on the way to our cars.  We are always walking there at slightly different times.


So guys what do you think? 

Any advice?

I would be most grateful if some experienced men could help.
Be a man and ask her out for lunch or coffee. But do it before or after work because of you know the metoo movement. ;D
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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2018, 07:50:42 AM »
My advice.......

Don't shit where you eat.

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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2018, 08:39:06 AM »
Go mgtow and just bang hookers. Side note, your job must be incredibly boring when you keep track who walks past your desk and where people park.

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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2018, 08:48:24 AM »
Is this your update to this thread you made 5 years ago?

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=512628.0

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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2018, 08:52:05 AM »
Walk up to her, peel, and hit a couple of mandatories.  She'll be yours before the third pose is over  8)

 Why not go straight for the  coup de gracè and hit the crab ???

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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2018, 08:54:17 AM »
Why not go straight for the  coup de gracè and hit the crab ???
Because even though the conversation is a joke, no woman could react with anything but terror to this:


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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2018, 09:04:55 AM »
Just use the Method101-method and be aware that women only like men who "bear" a girth/length ratio beyond 1. This has been proven by Dr. Scienze.
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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2018, 09:34:17 AM »
gimmick galore in this thread

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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2018, 10:47:31 AM »
Walk up to her, peel, and hit a couple of mandatories.  She'll be yours before the third pose is over  8)

Ahhaahahhahahahahahahaha h great stuff !111

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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2018, 10:49:02 AM »
Leave her a note on her car . Might sound stupid but if it’s the right casual funny yet smooth jester u will be in.

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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2018, 11:02:05 AM »
Ask her out to lunch, not dinner. Feel her story first. She might be fucking nuts so you'll just end up friendly colleagues.

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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2018, 12:02:44 PM »
gimmick galore in this thread

This thread was started by Nether Animal aka Danimal77..... he is using all of his smaller accounts to continually bump this thread (that’s how he spends his days). How do I know? You can tell by the topic: Love  (he is dysfunctional when it comes to women), and you can tell by the quick but similar responses (“why don’t you just do this...?, why don’t you just do that...?).


Soon, his main accounts will get involved like they did in this thread: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=646998.0


This guy is like a 9th grader, mentally. A 9th grader who is completely ignorant about love and females... but cleverly uses little jokes and one-liners that are designed to let others think that he is cool.


Notice that no (or very few) accounts that are owned with people with strong, unique personalities have responded to this thread. You don’t see guys like Coach or Wiggs or Goodrum etc... responding. Instead there is just these weak, unknown, easy-to-disappear accounts. All of which are the same person.



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Re: I need love advice
« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2018, 12:20:40 PM »
Because even though the conversation is a joke, no woman could react with anything but terror to this:



 To clarify I was referring to the "squatting crab" pose however I do see your point