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Title: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Darren Avey on November 12, 2018, 08:16:56 AM
According to this genius. Yes, a bodybuilder who's never had a competitive fight in any discipline beats a guy who's trained in FIGHTING for most of his life and has won championships.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: denarii on November 12, 2018, 09:31:13 AM
isnt the getbig consensus that ford will be KOd by a smaller but more experienced fighter. his only real chance is just overpowering the other guy
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Darren Avey on November 12, 2018, 10:02:10 AM
isnt the getbig consensus that ford will be KOd by a smaller but more experienced fighter. his only real chance is just overpowering the other guy

Ford would nt overpower Lesnar unless Brock was 95 years old. Ford aint even that strong! 405 for 10 squat! Ive seen 190lb lifters do more than that.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: JAGO on November 12, 2018, 11:45:05 AM
Ford would nt overpower Lesnar unless Brock was 95 years old. Ford aint even that strong! 405 for 10 squat! Ive seen 190lb lifters do more than that.

Ouch.

J
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Hulkotron on November 12, 2018, 01:06:55 PM
Ford would win a BB "competition" though
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Mothballs on November 12, 2018, 01:59:09 PM
Everyone knows bodybuilders are tremendous athletes with god-given fighting abilities.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 12, 2018, 02:09:05 PM
Lesnar wrestles guys in his gym daily for sparring practice that would crush Ford.  Ford would win in a pose down though.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Thin Lizzy on November 12, 2018, 03:14:16 PM
I suspect his MMA career will go as far as big Dan Hills’.


It’s not 1995 anymore. The sport has evolved to a higher level. You just can’t jump in your mid 30s as a rookie and expect to have a career. He’d be better off signing with the WWE. McMahon would probably give him a contract.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 12, 2018, 03:19:18 PM
According to this genius. Yes, a bodybuilder who's never had a competitive fight in any discipline beats a guy who's trained in FIGHTING for most of his life and has won championships.


He would last about a minute, 50 seconds of that minute would be just from running from Lesnar, the other 10 seconds would be the ref prying Lesnar off of Ford.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Darren Avey on November 12, 2018, 03:52:45 PM
Lesnar without training and gear would be stronger and tougher than 99% of men.  Amazing genetics.  Ford without training and gear was the twinkiest of twinks.  Check out the pics.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Fortress on November 12, 2018, 03:57:08 PM
Ford weighs 506 pounds?! :o

Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: mryorkielover on November 12, 2018, 08:28:55 PM
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Fortress on November 12, 2018, 09:19:11 PM
I’m beyond fatigued with this horseshit.

The reason size isn’t a dramatic determining factor in modern MMA is because ... there are weight divisions.

In a general, mainstream sense, factually, size and strength is THE determining factor in a physical altercation.

Of course skill can bridge gaps, and it does wonderfully when that skill set reaches a particularly high level, but even then, to suggest size and strength isn’t extremely effective is purely cataclysmic ignorance and naïveté.

Fighting is movement. Muscle produces movement. Movement powered with great force is devastating. Great size absorbs punishment far better, in a broad sense, than does small size.

Do I think Ford will “clean house”? I have zero idea.

Too many unknowns to consider.

But the nonsense has got to stop.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Darren Avey on November 13, 2018, 01:23:08 AM
I’m beyond fatigued with this horseshit.

The reason size isn’t a dramatic determining factor in modern MMA is because ... there are weight divisions.

In a general, mainstream sense, factually, size and strength is THE determining factor in a physical altercation.

Of course skill can bridge gaps, and it does wonderfully when that skill set reaches a particularly high level, but even then, to suggest size and strength isn’t extremely effective is purely cataclysmic ignorance and naïveté.

Fighting is movement. Muscle produces movement. Movement powered with great force is devastating. Great size absorbs punishment far better, in a broad sense, than does small size.

Do I think Ford will “clean house”? I have zero idea.

Too many unknowns to consider.

But the nonsense has got to stop.
Yes , for genuine beasts like Brian SHaw, Warlord , Thor and people like that, this FOrd is a a big bloated bag of air with no strength. 405 for 10 squat!!?? Youve done over 20 yourself havent you?
Thor does 440 for 27 with room for more.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: denarii on November 13, 2018, 01:43:16 AM
Yes , for genuine beasts like Brian SHaw, Warlord , Thor and people like that, this FOrd is a a big bloated bag of air with no strength. 405 for 10 squat!!?? Youve done over 20 yourself havent you?
Thor does 440 for 27 with room for more.


i used to do 405 for two sets naturally and I dont even consider myself to be that strong.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Kwon on November 13, 2018, 01:50:10 AM
Ford weighs 506 pounds?! :o



He has been losing weight to prepare for his MMA-fights (he said he is taking it professionally).

He said his goal was to go down to 287 pounds or so before fighttime.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 13, 2018, 02:46:44 AM
I’m beyond fatigued with this horseshit.

The reason size isn’t a dramatic determining factor in modern MMA is because ... there are weight divisions.

In a general, mainstream sense, factually, size and strength is THE determining factor in a physical altercation.

Of course skill can bridge gaps, and it does wonderfully when that skill set reaches a particularly high level, but even then, to suggest size and strength isn’t extremely effective is purely cataclysmic ignorance and naïveté.

Fighting is movement. Muscle produces movement. Movement powered with great force is devastating. Great size absorbs punishment far better, in a broad sense, than does small size.

Do I think Ford will “clean house”? I have zero idea.

Too many unknowns to consider.

But the nonsense has got to stop.
It's not an unknown to assume Ford will get slaughtered in the Octagon against Lesnar.  He stands no chance unless Lesnar had a heart attack right at the beginning of the match and dropped dead.  Lesnar was a state champion wrestler in high school, wrestled for Minnesota (one of the best teams in the nation), and has several mma matches under his belt.  Ford lifts weights.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Hulkotron on November 13, 2018, 07:46:59 AM
"[Lesnar] finished his amateur [wrestling] career as a two-time NJCAA All-American, the 1998 NJCAA Heavyweight Champion, two-time NCAA All-American, two-time Big Ten Conference Champion and the 2000 NCAA Heavyweight Champion, with a record of 106–5 overall in four years of college."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brock_Lesnar#Early_life
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: jude2 on November 13, 2018, 06:17:57 PM
"[Lesnar] finished his amateur [wrestling] career as a two-time NJCAA All-American, the 1998 NJCAA Heavyweight Champion, two-time NCAA All-American, two-time Big Ten Conference Champion and the 2000 NCAA Heavyweight Champion, with a record of 106–5 overall in four years of college."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brock_Lesnar#Early_life
Yes he is the real deal.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: The Scott on November 13, 2018, 06:34:44 PM
It's not an unknown to assume Ford will get slaughtered in the Octagon against Lesnar.  He stands no chance unless Lesnar had a heart attack right at the beginning of the match and dropped dead.  Lesnar was a state champion wrestler in high school, wrestled for Minnesota (one of the best teams in the nation), and has several mma matches under his belt.  Ford lifts weights.

Yeah, but...but...but Ford has a shaved head, scary primitive tattoos, makes wicked evil faces and is not good to his mother!  'n' sheit. 
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: benchmstr on November 13, 2018, 06:39:29 PM
When you say ripped apart..you mean...sexually?

Bench
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: plebian on November 13, 2018, 07:46:05 PM
freakshow giants have a long history in MMA and none of it good. Bodybuilders attempting combat sports also has a history, and none of it good.

I'm predicting Ford will try to have his debut in some slav or japanese org where A) drug testing will never be a concern and B) they'll feed him guys off the street to crush so they can get all the juice of marketing they can before he inevitably faces off with an actual career fighter. C) he will be a stunning bore - gassing out in less than a minute of action would not at all surprise me.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Kwon on November 13, 2018, 08:37:18 PM
freakshow giants have a long history in MMA and none of it good. Bodybuilders attempting combat sports also has a history, and none of it good.

I'm predicting Ford will try to have his debut in some slav or japanese org where A) drug testing will never be a concern and B) they'll feed him guys off the street to crush so they can get all the juice of marketing they can before he inevitably faces off with an actual career fighter. C) he will be a stunning bore - gassing out in less than a minute of action would not at all surprise me.

KSW.

Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: keanu on November 13, 2018, 10:19:11 PM
Ford will be tired walking up the stairs to the Octagon but those tattoos are just too scary. :-\
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Evo on November 14, 2018, 01:24:02 AM
That video is cringey AF.

For a supposed actor he is very awkward on camera and hopeless @ public speaking.

Reminds me of this too.....
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 14, 2018, 02:50:22 AM
"[Lesnar] finished his amateur [wrestling] career as a two-time NJCAA All-American, the 1998 NJCAA Heavyweight Champion, two-time NCAA All-American, two-time Big Ten Conference Champion and the 2000 NCAA Heavyweight Champion, with a record of 106–5 overall in four years of college."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brock_Lesnar#Early_life
All that wrestling success and he's not even a good mma fighter (very limited).  He would crush Ford with no training for the fight.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Ronnie Rep on November 14, 2018, 06:41:49 AM
According to this genius. Yes, a bodybuilder who's never had a competitive fight in any discipline beats a guy who's trained in FIGHTING for most of his life and has won championships.

Agree, think the tattoos and the bald head give him the edge. ::)
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Kwon on November 14, 2018, 08:33:32 AM
All that wrestling success and he's not even a good mma fighter (very limited).  He would crush Ford with no training for the fight.

His tattoos and bald head will give him the edge though.

After all, we are all just systems programs.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Darren Avey on November 14, 2018, 10:36:33 AM
His tattoos and bald head will give him the edge though.

After all, we are all just systems programs.

Also his mean stares!
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: _bruce_ on November 14, 2018, 02:48:03 PM
He's enormous but most likely has no defense against Darren's face bites and McLeanian kill moves.

To all Martyn nuthuggers... save some bitcoins for an extra big coffin with tribal stickers glued onto it.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 14, 2018, 02:53:37 PM
His tattoos and bald head will give him the edge though.

After all, we are all just systems programs.
Lesnar has tats as well so that cancels out Ford's.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: 20inch calves on November 16, 2018, 09:27:40 AM
Who did ford sign with? When is his first fight?
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Kwon on November 16, 2018, 09:32:21 AM
Who did ford sign with? When is his first fight?

He signed with KSW for three fights.

He will fight in 2019.

He seems to be popular in Poland judging by the video :D
(drawing even more fans than the wrestler Virgil)
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Darren Avey on November 16, 2018, 09:51:51 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA according to his insta page the fight may not happen now, hes gone back to bulking! Maybe realised weights don't hit back,people do. DUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH big biceps mean im hard
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Stephano on November 16, 2018, 10:54:46 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA according to his insta page the fight may not happen now, hes gone back to bulking! Maybe realised weights don't hit back,people do. DUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH big biceps mean im hard

Stupid fucker is worse than Dan Hill.  Dan Hill was much stronger in the gym, too.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Darren Avey on November 16, 2018, 11:22:51 AM
Stupid fucker is worse than Dan Hill.  Dan Hill was much stronger in the gym, too.

There's 80kg power lifters in my gym lift more than this bloated sack of shit
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 16, 2018, 11:27:36 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA according to his insta page the fight may not happen now, hes gone back to bulking! Maybe realised weights don't hit back,people do. DUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH big biceps mean im hard
That was a quick career.  Probably sparred some nobody and got his ass kicked all over the mat and the reality set in.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: oldtimer1 on November 16, 2018, 11:48:48 AM
I’m beyond fatigued with this horseshit.

The reason size isn’t a dramatic determining factor in modern MMA is because ... there are weight divisions.

In a general, mainstream sense, factually, size and strength is THE determining factor in a physical altercation.

Of course skill can bridge gaps, and it does wonderfully when that skill set reaches a particularly high level, but even then, to suggest size and strength isn’t extremely effective is purely cataclysmic ignorance and naïveté.

Fighting is movement. Muscle produces movement. Movement powered with great force is devastating. Great size absorbs punishment far better, in a broad sense, than does small size.

Do I think Ford will “clean house”? I have zero idea.

Too many unknowns to consider.

But the nonsense has got to stop.

Walk into a real jui jitsu school. Ask to wrestle the smallest blue belt. I bet you would change your opinion.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Kwon on November 16, 2018, 12:12:26 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA according to his insta page the fight may not happen now, hes gone back to bulking! Maybe realised weights don't hit back,people do. DUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH big biceps mean im hard

That was a very fast but efficient fighting career :)
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Fortress on November 16, 2018, 07:57:54 PM
Walk into a real jui jitsu school. Ask to wrestle the smallest blue belt. I bet you would change your opinion.

I’ve grappled with very skilled tiny tits.

They knew what they were doing. Their skillset impressed me.

And I mostly broke their holds and I picked them up countless times and slammed them.

One black belt friend gave me the nickname “Gun Turret” because he couldn’t effectively work anything on to me.


Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Kwon on November 16, 2018, 11:22:25 PM
I’ve grappled with very skilled tiny tits.

They knew what they were doing. Their skillset impressed me.

And I mostly broke their holds and I picked them up countless times and slammed them.

One black belt friend gave me the nickname “Gun Turret” because he couldn’t effectively work anything on to me.




They called me "Hemingway". :D
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Army of One on November 16, 2018, 11:36:54 PM
They called me "Hemingway". :D

Did you throw a grenade under the latrine and walk away?
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Army of One on November 16, 2018, 11:42:46 PM
This guy watched himself in undisputed 4 too many times and forgot it was just a movie.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: keanu on November 18, 2018, 01:21:40 AM
I’ve grappled with very skilled tiny tits.

They knew what they were doing. Their skillset impressed me.

And I mostly broke their holds and I picked them up countless times and slammed them.

One black belt friend gave me the nickname “Gun Turret” because he couldn’t effectively work anything on to me.


Fartress the lethal weapon, lol. Why not tell Getbiggers the truth? You are a fat pussy keyboard warrior who got knocked out by a drunken creampuff in front of bouncers who were embarrassed to have you on their team.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Matt on November 18, 2018, 01:45:35 AM
Fartress the lethal weapon, lol. Why not tell Getbiggers the truth? You are a fat pussy keyboard warrior who got knocked out by a drunken creampuff in front of bouncers who were embarrassed to have you on their team.

I thought Fortress is a long-time industry insider?

PS - more details on that drunken fight please.  Sounds interesting.  Are you sure you are not confusing Fortress for Mike Quinn?
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Matt on November 18, 2018, 01:48:36 AM
I understand the power of trained fighters.

I get that, for example, Georges St-Pierre would beat fellow French Canadian, and 8x Canada's Strongest Man Jean-Francois Caron in a fight.

Although I did ask a friend of mine who competes in wrestling in the 250-lb category [120-kg? -ish], and he told me that Caron's body weight advantage would give St-Pierre some difficulty.  But as we learned from The Mountain versus McGregor short fighting clip on YouTube, it seems pretty clear any UFC fighter in the lightweight class [155-lb] or heavier would beat any strongman competitor - unless that strongman has a wrestling background.

Is that more or less accepted fact, or am I off?

Also, my wrestling friend is very strong, and squatted 700-lb in competition last year.  So I trust his judgment on these matters.  His name is Ronnie Bingham, and a few of his wrestling matches are - or were - on YouTube, including a match he had with the 250-lb+ competitor who placed 8th at the most recent Olympics for wrestling.

He did not say that Jean-Francois Caron would beat Georges St-Pierre in a fight, just that the weight disparity would give Georges a challenge.  For all I know, that might mean the fight is over in 90 seconds instead of 9 seconds, as with Georges versus a normal-sized person who does not train for fighting.  Georges is 5'10.5" and walks around at 185-lb or so...sometimes closer to 195-lb [but he said the weight was mostly water - and presumably fat - and didn't do him much good].  Jean-Francois is 6'4 and probably weighs 325-lb or more.  I don't believe he has exceeded 350-lb yet, but he may have been north of 340-lb, which is crazy - even more crazy to think that The Mountain, as well as Brian Shaw and some other top strongman are nearly 100-lb heavier than that.

Even Dimitar Savatinov was 330-lb.  He is my height [5'8.5"] and placed 7th in 2015, which is INSANE for a man under six feet - he's even under 5'10 for that matter.  Vytautas Lalas came the closest prior to Dimitar - although slightly taller, he also performed better by placing 2nd in the 2013 World's Strongest Man to countryman Zydrunas Savickas.  The look of sadness at the placing was palpable on Vytautas' face.  Imagine how it would feel to come second, knowing the risks involved to be competitive at that level?  And after that huge effort...knowing you have to do it all over again.

Anyway, long post for a simple question:

How much wrestling training would it need for the average fit/strong man [say - who bench presses over 225-lb, deadlifts over 405-lb...your normal strong young man who trains] for that fit/strong man to beat the female fighters in fights?

I'm assuming that even the top females in the world would be out-wrestled by more or less any male college or university wrestler.  Is that safe to say, or am I mising something?
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Darren Avey on November 18, 2018, 02:17:31 AM
Haku Meng kicks all their asses anyway.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Matt on November 18, 2018, 02:58:06 AM
Haku Meng kicks all their asses anyway.

Darren - you seem like the man to ask: if Georges St-Pierre had to fight Jean-Francois Caron in an actual judged MMA fight in The Octagon, how would that fight go down?

A friend of mine who follows MMA and bets on it extensively said it would be a 20-second fight, simply comprising of Georges punching Jean-Francois in the face with two extremely well-planted punches.

Would you say that sums it up - or do you think the fight would give Georges more trouble than that?  My friend [mentioned in my previous post] who wrestles in the 250-lb+ weight category said Jean-Francois would give Georges more trouble than that, given that he is 5.5 inches taller, and 140-lb heavier than Georges.

What do you make of this hypothetical fight?  Essentially, any welterweight fighter versus a world level stronman.  I'm just using GSP and JFC in this example since they are both French Canadian, and illustrate the scenario I am curious about quite well.

Could Jean-Francois do anything to Georges?  ???
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Kwon on November 18, 2018, 03:00:03 AM
Darren - you seem like the man to ask: if Georges St-Pierre had to fight Jean-Francois Caron in an actual judged MMA fight in The Octagon, how would that fight go down?

A friend of mine who follows MMA and bets on it extensively said it would be a 20-second fight, simply comprising of Georges punching Jean-Francois in the face with two extremely well-planted punches.

Would you say that sums it up - or do you think the fight would give Georges more trouble than that?  My friend [mentioned in my previous post] who wrestles in the 250-lb+ weight category said Jean-Francois would give Georges more trouble than that, given that he is 5.5 inches taller, and 140-lb heavier than Georges.

What do you make of this hypothetical fight?  Essentially, any welterweight fighter versus a world level stronman.  I'm just using GSP and JFC in this example since they are both French Canadian, and illustrate the scenario I am curious about quite well.

Could Jean-Francois do anything to Georges?  ???
GOTTA THINK BIG MATT!
No parshes.
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Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: oldschoolfan on November 18, 2018, 03:31:15 AM
Walk into a real jui jitsu school. Ask to wrestle the smallest blue belt. I bet you would change your opinion.

oldtimer you have a great point  a 150 well trained mma fighter woulkd kick most people off the streets ass,
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Hulkotron on November 18, 2018, 04:40:53 AM
I’ve grappled with very skilled tiny tits.

They knew what they were doing. Their skillset impressed me.

And I mostly broke their holds and I picked them up countless times and slammed them.

One black belt friend gave me the nickname “Gun Turret” because he couldn’t effectively work anything on to me.




 ::)
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Fortress on November 18, 2018, 06:47:41 AM
Fartress the lethal weapon, lol. Why not tell Getbiggers the truth? You are a fat pussy keyboard warrior who got knocked out by a drunken creampuff in front of bouncers who were embarrassed to have you on their team.

You again. How many times do I have to request you call me? I know you’re incredibly frustrated with being rejected time and again in your professional pursuit, and you are angered that I called you on where you’re faltering, but I’m still hopeful you can achieve everything you want.

Call me.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Fortress on November 18, 2018, 07:00:35 AM
I thought Fortress is a long-time industry insider?

PS - more details on that drunken fight please.  Sounds interesting.  Are you sure you are not confusing Fortress for Mike Quinn?

No, he’s speaking the truth. Partially.

I was working an inside door upstairs in a club, and a guy (muscular and a good inch or two taller than I) who I’d expelled earlier, returned. Him and his mate charged up the stairs, at the top of which I stood, with my left side to the landing, and he sucker punched me good. Rung my bell. I stayed on my feet but was temporarily “blacked out”. Several seconds.

He immediately ran back down the stairs and out the front door. A guy yelled to my colleague he’d smashed me, so he gave chase, caught him about 50 feet down the sidewalk, dropped and boot-kicked him in the melon.

(My fellow bouncers there were a solid bunch. Mostly. Wink, wink.)

Ambulance took him away.

I still have the pic I snapped of him on the gurney. I’d recovered as good as new within a minute or so, walked out of the club and was smiling at my assailant and his bloodied and ruined mug.



Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Fortress on November 18, 2018, 07:10:53 AM
Darren - you seem like the man to ask: if Georges St-Pierre had to fight Jean-Francois Caron in an actual judged MMA fight in The Octagon, how would that fight go down?

A friend of mine who follows MMA and bets on it extensively said it would be a 20-second fight, simply comprising of Georges punching Jean-Francois in the face with two extremely well-planted punches.

Would you say that sums it up - or do you think the fight would give Georges more trouble than that?  My friend [mentioned in my previous post] who wrestles in the 250-lb+ weight category said Jean-Francois would give Georges more trouble than that, given that he is 5.5 inches taller, and 140-lb heavier than Georges.

What do you make of this hypothetical fight?  Essentially, any welterweight fighter versus a world level stronman.  I'm just using GSP and JFC in this example since they are both French Canadian, and illustrate the scenario I am curious about quite well.

Could Jean-Francois do anything to Georges?  ???

You’re being too all-in defined. Fact is, a man that large and strong could very grievously injure an elite fighter. Anyone who’s fought real fights knows the variables are countless.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: keanu on November 22, 2018, 09:14:39 PM
I thought Fortress is a long-time industry insider?

PS - more details on that drunken fight please.  Sounds interesting.  Are you sure you are not confusing Fortress for Mike Quinn?


I might be confusing Fartress for Mike Quinn as they look exactly alike.  ::) Both were weird in their younger days and have aged into hopeless failures.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: SF1900 on November 23, 2018, 05:44:47 AM
You again. How many times do I have to request you call me? I know you’re incredibly frustrated with being rejected time and again in your professional pursuit, and you are angered that I called you on where you’re faltering, but I’m still hopeful you can achieve everything you want.

Call me.

Why would he call you? Lol

Very odd request.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: Kwon on November 23, 2018, 06:59:44 AM
Fartress the lethal weapon, lol. Why not tell Getbiggers the truth? You are a fat pussy keyboard warrior who got knocked out by a drunken creampuff in front of bouncers who were embarrassed to have you on their team.

Call him keanu.
Title: Re: Apparently Martyn Ford would rip Brock Lesnar apart
Post by: _bruce_ on November 23, 2018, 01:40:40 PM
I’ve grappled with very skilled tiny tits.

They knew what they were doing. Their skillset impressed me.

And I mostly broke their holds and I picked them up countless times and slammed them.

One black belt friend gave me the nickname “Gun Turret” because he couldn’t effectively work anything on to me.




Mods, please move to the Sex board  :D