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Title: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: el numero uno on February 16, 2019, 04:51:54 PM
Please.

The thread is 60 pages long, and I haven't read any of it.
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: myt1 on February 16, 2019, 05:23:57 PM
Please.

The thread is 60 pages long, and I haven't read any of it.

You're not alone.  I want in on the story and jokes, but 60 pages is a bit much to tackle :(
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: Dave D on February 16, 2019, 05:41:32 PM
Pellius got into a fight with a homeless guy and ran when the police came.

Pellius is mocked and called heartless. He is also congratulated for standing his ground.

Pellius defends himself.

Conker calls pelllius a pedo.

Pellius owns conker but conker says he doesnt.

240 attacks Pellius. Pellius fights back.

Basile makes some funny posts.

This is the first 40 pages. I'm sure the next 20 arent that different.

Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on February 16, 2019, 05:46:31 PM
Plonker got banned for racist shit comes back crying  :'(
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: OneMoreRep on February 16, 2019, 05:52:43 PM
Amidst all of it, I completely misunderstood the thread title and perceived "trading blows with a homeless man" to mean something completely different...

"1"
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on February 16, 2019, 05:53:53 PM
Amidst all of it, I completely misunderstood the thread title and perceived "trading blows with a homeless man" to mean something completely different...

"1"

lol Back in my day Blowing a tranny meant you had car problems
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: OneMoreRep on February 16, 2019, 05:54:26 PM
lol Back in my day Blowing a tranny meant you had car problems

Hahhaa, you and I alike!

"1"
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: el numero uno on February 16, 2019, 06:06:53 PM
Pellius got into a fight with a homeless guy and ran when the police came.

Pellius is mocked and called heartless. He is also congratulated for standing his ground.

Pellius defends himself.

Conker calls pelllius a pedo.

Pellius owns conker but conker says he doesnt.

240 attacks Pellius. Pellius fights back.

Basile makes some funny posts.

This is the first 40 pages. I'm sure the next 20 arent that different.



Thank you, my fellow getbigger.

Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: myt1 on February 16, 2019, 06:23:57 PM
Amidst all of it, I completely misunderstood the thread title and perceived "trading blows with a homeless man" to mean something completely different...

"1"



lol Back in my day Blowing a tranny meant you had car problems

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Very nicely done by you both!
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: myt1 on February 16, 2019, 06:24:41 PM
Pellius got into a fight with a homeless guy and ran when the police came.

Pellius is mocked and called heartless. He is also congratulated for standing his ground.

Pellius defends himself.

Conker calls pelllius a pedo.

Pellius owns conker but conker says he doesnt.

240 attacks Pellius. Pellius fights back.

Basile makes some funny posts.

This is the first 40 pages. I'm sure the next 20 arent that different.



Are you certain ALL of this happened?
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: Dave D on February 16, 2019, 06:26:56 PM
Are you certain ALL of this happened?

 ;D I said some.
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: robcguns on February 16, 2019, 06:44:12 PM
You need to take a couple puffs off a joint and read thru it all,it’s quite amusing.
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: Kwon on February 17, 2019, 04:39:12 AM
Pellius got into a fight with a homeless guy and ran when the police came.

Pellius is mocked and called heartless. He is also congratulated for standing his ground.

Pellius defends himself.

Conker calls pelllius a pedo.

Pellius owns conker but conker says he doesnt.

240 attacks Pellius. Pellius fights back.

Basile makes some funny posts.

This is the first 40 pages. I'm sure the next 20 arent that different.



Clonker shows us pictures of his house whilst saying "he's killing everyone" to try to prove his worth to strangers on the internet.

Oh, and Plonker "brews his own gear".
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: Kwon on February 17, 2019, 04:40:54 AM
Amidst all of it, I completely misunderstood the thread title and perceived "trading blows with a homeless man" to mean something completely different...

"1"

At first i thought it said "Trading blowjobs with a homo man".  ;D
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on February 17, 2019, 04:58:47 AM
Clonker shows us pictures of his house whilst saying "he's killing everyone" to try to prove his worth to strangers on the internet.

Oh, and Plonker "brews his own gear".

Holy fuck that's just sad  :-\ Mr Millionaire can't even afford real gear but that explains why his physique is trash 
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on February 17, 2019, 05:03:13 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: funk51 on February 17, 2019, 05:46:09 AM


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Very nicely done by you both!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   2 X's
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: Kwon on February 17, 2019, 06:30:09 AM
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Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: loco on February 17, 2019, 07:42:49 AM
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Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: myt1 on February 17, 2019, 02:18:50 PM
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It's written in ghetto speak, so I have to ask some qualifying questions first...

1) Define "running"?
2) Is one of the children slowed in any way due to excessive weight?
3) Assuming a responsible adult is around, and that responsible adult is not obese....... oh, forget it....I totally just gave it away I was joking with this question once I finished the 1st "responsible adult" part....dammit

 ;D
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: Kwon on February 17, 2019, 02:59:55 PM
It's written in ghetto speak, so I have to ask some qualifying questions first...

1) Define "running"?
2) Is one of the children slowed in any way due to excessive weight?
3) Assuming a responsible adult is around, and that responsible adult is not obese....... oh, forget it....I totally just gave it away I was joking with this question once I finished the 1st "responsible adult" part....dammit

 ;D

I don't know ghetto! Thought it was hilarious vernacular though! :D

Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: pellius on February 17, 2019, 03:10:24 PM
Here's the real version:

1. Pellius offered a burger for a blowjob to some homeless tranny.

2. Tranny turned the tables and pulled out  "her" dick.

3. Pellius saw it was bigger then his, so he kicked it.

4. Tranny went down in pain. Bystanders yelled for the cops.

5. Pellius fled and is rumored to be hiding out in The Dole Pineapple fields of Hawaii .

Still asking your wife to peg you?

I expected some more fart jokes.

Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: Kwon on February 17, 2019, 03:12:37 PM
TRADING HOMOS

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/6af81870180b83067c7b5ca01d09d620/tumblr_pbqc50byCz1xyd765o6_400.gif)
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: hardgainerj on February 17, 2019, 03:17:06 PM
Amidst all of it, I completely misunderstood the thread title and perceived "trading blows with a homeless man" to mean something completely different...

"1"
i as well
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: Thin Lizzy on February 17, 2019, 03:24:39 PM
You need to take a couple puffs off a joint and read thru it all,it’s quite amusing.

Fortunately, tomorrow is a holiday. I might have to invest a little time in it. 😎

Just reading the story confirms a believe I have that it’s never worth it to get into it with a homeless person. You have everything to lose and nothing to gain. They have essentially nothing to lose. Most have been in and out of jail many times and really don’t give a fuck about going back there again.
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: myt1 on February 17, 2019, 03:39:44 PM
Fortunately, tomorrow is a holiday. I might have to invest a little time in it. 😎

Just reading the story confirms a believe I have that it’s never worth it to get into it with a homeless person. You have everything to lose and nothing to gain. They have essentially nothing to lose. Most have been in and out of jail many times and really don’t give a fuck about going back there again.

After the two summaries posted I think I did read part of the story.  Something about buying two hamburgers, and homeless guy wanted one, but he said no he bought 2 cuz he wanted 2, and then the homeless guy argued with his dick out.....

I think I had to take a shit after getting that far, and then get ready to go somewhere IIRC, and then just forgot about it.  Might have to skip a meal to avoid getting "side tracked".  Like u said, since it's a holiday I have nowhere to be once I hit the gym.

How many "straight" getbiggers do you think inquired about homeless guys dick size/details Thin Lizzy?  I'm going with over 4.  Are you brave enough to take the unders?
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: pellius on February 17, 2019, 04:00:36 PM
Fortunately, tomorrow is a holiday. I might have to invest a little time in it. 😎

Just reading the story confirms a believe I have that it’s never worth it to get into it with a homeless person. You have everything to lose and nothing to gain. They have essentially nothing to lose. Most have been in and out of jail many times and really don’t give a fuck about going back there again.

You're right about that and hopefully, I learned my lesson and can control my temper better.
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: pellius on February 17, 2019, 04:03:24 PM
After the two summaries posted I think I did read part of the story.  Something about buying two hamburgers, and homeless guy wanted one, but he said no he bought 2 cuz he wanted 2, and then the homeless guy argued with his dick out.....

I think I had to take a shit after getting that far, and then get ready to go somewhere IIRC, and then just forgot about it.  Might have to skip a meal to avoid getting "side tracked".  Like u said, since it's a holiday I have nowhere to be once I hit the gym.

How many "straight" getbiggers do you think inquired about homeless guys dick size/details Thin Lizzy?  I'm going with over 4.  Are you brave enough to take the unders?

It was a Quarter Pounder with cheese. If it were those dinky McD cheeseburgers then no problem but I'd kill for my QPs.

Actually, quite a bit more than 4 seemed to be preoccupied with the dick. Abraham was the most hilarious!
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: Thin Lizzy on February 17, 2019, 04:09:49 PM
You're right about that and hopefully, I learned my lesson and can control my temper better.

I hear ya. I have a low shit tolerance myself. It’s not always easy. Hopefully your hand heals okay.

Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: robcguns on February 17, 2019, 04:10:01 PM
You're right about that and hopefully, I learned my lesson and can control my temper better.

I would have done the same thing,fuck that hobo hanging dong at you and demanding a burger.
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: pellius on February 17, 2019, 04:32:21 PM
I hear ya. I have a low shit tolerance myself. It’s not always easy. Hopefully your hand heals okay.



Hand is fine and back in the gym by the 3rd day doing Deads. The skull is always harder than the fist. In fact, it's the hardest part of the human body. I've done it before because I'm usually taller than my opponent and I am punching down.

Always keep that chin tucked in.
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: oldgolds on February 18, 2019, 06:36:30 AM
........................ ..ELDERLY JAPANESE MAN TEACHES HAOLE BUM A LESSON IN CIVILITY................ ....................
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: Conker on February 18, 2019, 06:51:39 AM
Smelliest bum fighting thread so epic even has its own spin-off threads >:(
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: Griffith on February 18, 2019, 06:55:03 AM
Almost 70 pages of Conker getting owned.
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: Conker on February 18, 2019, 07:02:14 AM
You're like my shadow kid
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: Powerlift66 on February 18, 2019, 07:19:26 AM
The thread goes on to argue who has the best physique.

A poll should be put up, and let fellow GetBiggers decide.

A pic of each (Conk, Pell, ND and Vince B. got thrown into it) at their all time best.

1. Vince
2. Conker
3. ND or Pell (could go either way)
4. ND or Pell (could go either way)
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: SF1900 on February 18, 2019, 11:34:02 AM
Three Iron Warriors engaged in a bloody battle of words over the internet, where no one was actually confronted in real life. This is the epitome of what it means to be a brave warrior. Even more impressive, all three iron warriors have remained standing and will not back down. They are guided by their own principles and will type to the death for what they believe in. There is nothing greater!
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: IRON CROSS on February 18, 2019, 11:47:11 AM
Mr.Vince G. should be ref , his judgement would be very fer  ;)
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: Kwon on February 18, 2019, 12:13:08 PM
Almost 70 pages of Conker getting owned.
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: wes on February 19, 2019, 05:29:06 PM
Any asshole that wants my food and then whips out his filthy pecker is going to get droppped.

NUFF SAID!
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: robcguns on February 19, 2019, 05:46:25 PM
Any asshole that wants my food and then whips out his filthy pecker is going to get droppped.

NUFF SAID!

Exactly what I’ve been saying and no one agrees.
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: robcguns on February 19, 2019, 05:47:26 PM
Three Iron Warriors engaged in a bloody battle of words over the internet, where no one was actually confronted in real life. This is the epitome of what it means to be a brave warrior. Even more impressive, all three iron warriors have remained standing and will not back down. They are guided by their own principles and will type to the death for what they believe in. There is nothing greater!

Thank you,that made me laugh pretty hard.
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: Bevo on February 19, 2019, 05:56:29 PM
Any asshole that wants my food and then whips out his filthy pecker is going to get droppped.

NUFF SAID!

You ain’t dropping anyone old man!! You and your 120 year old corpse of a body
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: Bevo on February 19, 2019, 05:57:35 PM
Three Iron Warriors engaged in a bloody battle of words over the internet, where no one was actually confronted in real life. This is the epitome of what it means to be a brave warrior. Even more impressive, all three iron warriors have remained standing and will not back down. They are guided by their own principles and will type to the death for what they believe in. There is nothing greater!

What do you reckon the average age of the 3?
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: AbrahamG on February 19, 2019, 06:21:21 PM
TRADING HOMOS

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/6af81870180b83067c7b5ca01d09d620/tumblr_pbqc50byCz1xyd765o6_400.gif)

Damn, that would be a fun 3way
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: robcguns on February 19, 2019, 06:33:51 PM
Damn, that would be a fun 3way

You sick bastard
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: AbrahamG on February 19, 2019, 06:35:49 PM
You sick bastard

Why, does the chinawoman have a cock?  I'm a tit junkie.
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: SF1900 on February 19, 2019, 06:43:26 PM
Thank you,that made me laugh pretty hard.

I do what I can!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: robcguns on February 19, 2019, 07:27:43 PM
Why, does the chinawoman have a cock?  I'm a tit junkie.

I would bet he/she does and ugly and that fat black thing is fugly.
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: JustPlaneJane on February 19, 2019, 07:50:39 PM
Any asshole that wants my food and then whips out his filthy pecker is going to get droppped.

NUFF SAID!

You’re the kind of guy who masturbates to nude photos of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: wes on February 20, 2019, 08:50:32 AM
You ain’t dropping anyone old man!! You and your 120 year old corpse of a body
I`m from some rough streets buddy and I ain`t dead yet.
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: IRON CROSS on February 20, 2019, 12:26:21 PM
No free bananas for monkeys  ;)
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: AbrahamG on February 20, 2019, 06:46:49 PM
I would bet he/she does and ugly and that fat black thing is fugly.

That black honey is my wheelhouse!
Title: Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
Post by: myt1 on February 20, 2019, 10:41:47 PM
I`m from some rough streets halls of the senior center buddy and I ain`t dead yet.

Fixed ;)

Miss you! :-*