Author Topic: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?  (Read 5693 times)

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2019, 03:39:44 PM »
Fortunately, tomorrow is a holiday. I might have to invest a little time in it. 😎

Just reading the story confirms a believe I have that it’s never worth it to get into it with a homeless person. You have everything to lose and nothing to gain. They have essentially nothing to lose. Most have been in and out of jail many times and really don’t give a fuck about going back there again.

After the two summaries posted I think I did read part of the story.  Something about buying two hamburgers, and homeless guy wanted one, but he said no he bought 2 cuz he wanted 2, and then the homeless guy argued with his dick out.....

I think I had to take a shit after getting that far, and then get ready to go somewhere IIRC, and then just forgot about it.  Might have to skip a meal to avoid getting "side tracked".  Like u said, since it's a holiday I have nowhere to be once I hit the gym.

How many "straight" getbiggers do you think inquired about homeless guys dick size/details Thin Lizzy?  I'm going with over 4.  Are you brave enough to take the unders?

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2019, 04:00:36 PM »
Fortunately, tomorrow is a holiday. I might have to invest a little time in it. 😎

Just reading the story confirms a believe I have that it’s never worth it to get into it with a homeless person. You have everything to lose and nothing to gain. They have essentially nothing to lose. Most have been in and out of jail many times and really don’t give a fuck about going back there again.

You're right about that and hopefully, I learned my lesson and can control my temper better.

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2019, 04:03:24 PM »
After the two summaries posted I think I did read part of the story.  Something about buying two hamburgers, and homeless guy wanted one, but he said no he bought 2 cuz he wanted 2, and then the homeless guy argued with his dick out.....

I think I had to take a shit after getting that far, and then get ready to go somewhere IIRC, and then just forgot about it.  Might have to skip a meal to avoid getting "side tracked".  Like u said, since it's a holiday I have nowhere to be once I hit the gym.

How many "straight" getbiggers do you think inquired about homeless guys dick size/details Thin Lizzy?  I'm going with over 4.  Are you brave enough to take the unders?

It was a Quarter Pounder with cheese. If it were those dinky McD cheeseburgers then no problem but I'd kill for my QPs.

Actually, quite a bit more than 4 seemed to be preoccupied with the dick. Abraham was the most hilarious!

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #28 on: February 17, 2019, 04:09:49 PM »
You're right about that and hopefully, I learned my lesson and can control my temper better.

I hear ya. I have a low shit tolerance myself. It’s not always easy. Hopefully your hand heals okay.


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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #29 on: February 17, 2019, 04:10:01 PM »
You're right about that and hopefully, I learned my lesson and can control my temper better.

I would have done the same thing,fuck that hobo hanging dong at you and demanding a burger.

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2019, 04:32:21 PM »
I hear ya. I have a low shit tolerance myself. It’s not always easy. Hopefully your hand heals okay.



Hand is fine and back in the gym by the 3rd day doing Deads. The skull is always harder than the fist. In fact, it's the hardest part of the human body. I've done it before because I'm usually taller than my opponent and I am punching down.

Always keep that chin tucked in.

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #31 on: February 18, 2019, 06:36:30 AM »
........................ ..ELDERLY JAPANESE MAN TEACHES HAOLE BUM A LESSON IN CIVILITY................ ....................

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #32 on: February 18, 2019, 06:51:39 AM »
Smelliest bum fighting thread so epic even has its own spin-off threads >:(

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #33 on: February 18, 2019, 06:55:03 AM »
Almost 70 pages of Conker getting owned.

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #34 on: February 18, 2019, 07:02:14 AM »
You're like my shadow kid

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #35 on: February 18, 2019, 07:19:26 AM »
The thread goes on to argue who has the best physique.

A poll should be put up, and let fellow GetBiggers decide.

A pic of each (Conk, Pell, ND and Vince B. got thrown into it) at their all time best.

1. Vince
2. Conker
3. ND or Pell (could go either way)
4. ND or Pell (could go either way)

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« Reply #36 on: February 18, 2019, 11:34:02 AM »
Three Iron Warriors engaged in a bloody battle of words over the internet, where no one was actually confronted in real life. This is the epitome of what it means to be a brave warrior. Even more impressive, all three iron warriors have remained standing and will not back down. They are guided by their own principles and will type to the death for what they believe in. There is nothing greater!
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« Reply #37 on: February 18, 2019, 11:47:11 AM »
Mr.Vince G. should be ref , his judgement would be very fer  ;)

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2019, 12:13:08 PM »
Almost 70 pages of Conker getting owned.
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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2019, 05:29:06 PM »
Any asshole that wants my food and then whips out his filthy pecker is going to get droppped.

NUFF SAID!

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2019, 05:46:25 PM »
Any asshole that wants my food and then whips out his filthy pecker is going to get droppped.

NUFF SAID!

Exactly what I’ve been saying and no one agrees.

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2019, 05:47:26 PM »
Three Iron Warriors engaged in a bloody battle of words over the internet, where no one was actually confronted in real life. This is the epitome of what it means to be a brave warrior. Even more impressive, all three iron warriors have remained standing and will not back down. They are guided by their own principles and will type to the death for what they believe in. There is nothing greater!

Thank you,that made me laugh pretty hard.

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2019, 05:56:29 PM »
Any asshole that wants my food and then whips out his filthy pecker is going to get droppped.

NUFF SAID!

You ain’t dropping anyone old man!! You and your 120 year old corpse of a body

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2019, 05:57:35 PM »
Three Iron Warriors engaged in a bloody battle of words over the internet, where no one was actually confronted in real life. This is the epitome of what it means to be a brave warrior. Even more impressive, all three iron warriors have remained standing and will not back down. They are guided by their own principles and will type to the death for what they believe in. There is nothing greater!

What do you reckon the average age of the 3?

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2019, 06:21:21 PM »
TRADING HOMOS



Damn, that would be a fun 3way

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #45 on: February 19, 2019, 06:33:51 PM »
Damn, that would be a fun 3way

You sick bastard

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #46 on: February 19, 2019, 06:35:49 PM »
You sick bastard

Why, does the chinawoman have a cock?  I'm a tit junkie.

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« Reply #47 on: February 19, 2019, 06:43:26 PM »
Thank you,that made me laugh pretty hard.

I do what I can!  ;D ;D
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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #48 on: February 19, 2019, 07:27:43 PM »
Why, does the chinawoman have a cock?  I'm a tit junkie.

I would bet he/she does and ugly and that fat black thing is fugly.

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Re: Can someone sum up the "trading blowjobs with a homeless man" thread?
« Reply #49 on: February 19, 2019, 07:50:39 PM »
Any asshole that wants my food and then whips out his filthy pecker is going to get droppped.

NUFF SAID!

You’re the kind of guy who masturbates to nude photos of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.