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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: BBSSchlemiel on May 17, 2019, 02:21:09 PM
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Jetset lifestyles, hard-driven entrepreneurs, gorgeous looks, swimmin’ in hoes, retired at 35, numerous business ventures, work hours mere mortals can’t endure.
How did all of such men happen to gather in one corner of the net, a bodyuilding forum of all places?
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After coming home from work, I went to the backyard, popped open a bottle of fine whiskey, grilled a filet mignon on the bbq with assorted vegetables, kicked back and watched the sky while snacking on some almonds. Livin' the good life!!
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I’m handsome as fuck but that’s all I have from your list
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You forgot 500-lb bench (for reps)
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I’m handsome as fuck but that’s all I have from your list
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Fuck that beholder shit, I believe myself to be superbly handsome and to me only my own opinion matters, needing others to provide validation is an effeminate trait
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Fuck that beholder shit, I believe myself to be superbly handsome and to me only my own opinion matters, needing others to provide validation is an effeminate trait
Hang on to your beliefs.....it may be all you have. :-*
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<—-Not that lucky, life happened and here I am retired. Not a multimillionaire but that’s ok. Nice to be young and done working.
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I’m handsome as fuck but that’s all I have from your list
Hahahahah,I have none.
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Fuck that beholder shit, I believe myself to be superbly handsome
Lemmie see ur hole--I'll decide how handsome u are.
If it still looks like that guy at the carnival with a pack of cigarettes in his mouth, I'll pass (again)
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Hang on to your beliefs.....it may be all you have. :-*
If you woke up tomorrow looking as handsome as me the very first thing you would do is run to the bathroom and masturbate up into your own face
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to those who have gotten intimate in a bar, in a dive bar at that, in the Men's room, in a dirty stall, anal only, I say, "Hi, GetBigger!!!" ::)
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You forgot 500-lb bench (for reps)
I actually saw that tonight 500 for 5.
He's got bambi legs though
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Lemmie see ur hole--I'll decide how handsome u are.
If it still looks like that guy at the carnival with a pack of cigarettes in his mouth, I'll pass (again)
Haha What the fuck? Howay man there’s no call for that
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Just one of those things I guess.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I just need to go outside and bench press my Ferrari.
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if getbig were anymore elite we would have to make it visible to members only, but being unselfish we all agreed upon posting in the open for everyone to see so we can inspire people so that they too, one day can be great
this is what drives traffic to getbig, before 'the secret' and such there was getbig teaching people that there is no secret, just hard work, selfishness, putting god first, a trust in the supplement industry and a positive spirit.
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Haha What the fuck? Howay man there’s no call for that
Awww I"m sorry babe. I'm sure your hole is just fine.
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If you woke up tomorrow looking as handsome as me the very first thing you would do is run to the bathroom and masturbate up into your own face
Hahahaha henda has some great lines.
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If you woke up tomorrow looking as handsome as me the very first thing you would do is run to the bathroom and masturbate up into your own face
Wow.
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After coming home from work, I went to the backyard, popped open a bottle of fine whiskey, grilled a filet mignon on the bbq with assorted vegetables, kicked back and watched the sky while snacking on some almonds. Livin' the good life!!
You cook for yourself? I can send one of my personal chef’s over until yours gets back from vacation.
J
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You cook for yourself? I can send one of my personal chef’s over until yours gets back from vacation.
J
;D ;D
My cook, maid and butler are all on vacation.
Send yours over. Thanks!
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;D ;D
My cook, maid and butler are all on vacation.
Where is your mom vacationing?
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Where is your mom vacationing?
Caribbeans.
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Where is your mom vacationing?
Hahahhaa
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-retired green beret colonel
-575 bench press
-elite ranking in chess
-speaks five languages
-broke a German Shepard's spine with a karate chop...
...THAT'S ME!
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-retired green beret colonel
-575 bench press
-elite ranking in chess
-speaks five languages
-broke a German Shepard's spine with a karate chop...
...THAT'S ME!
Pretty bad ass resume
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GetBig = where the elite meet to eat.
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Confirmed.
Thanks guys.
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Well Ron only lets the elite through, why else would it take several months to get your account approved?
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Jetset lifestyles, hard-driven entrepreneurs, gorgeous looks, swimmin’ in hoes, retired at 35, numerous business ventures, work hours mere mortals can’t endure.
How did all of such men happen to gather in one corner of the net, a bodyuilding forum of all places?
I have two Masters degrees, a 130 IQ, a world class knowledge of a very specific academic area of focus, and the ability to predict the end of movies and TV shows with striking accuracy.
8)
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Being that most of us are in America, then yes, money wise we are in the upper echelon whenncompared to the world as a whole.
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-broke a German Shepard's spine with a karate chop...
Well allrighty then...
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Being that most of us are in America, then yes, money wise we are in the upper echelon whenncompared to the world as a whole.
Oh god, I’ve heard this stupid line a gorillion times.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
I am ugly as sin but i have a strong sexual magnetism. It has to count for something.
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After coming home from work, I went to the backyard, popped open a bottle of fine whiskey, grilled a filet mignon on the bbq with assorted vegetables, kicked back and watched the sky while snacking on some almonds Anadrol. Livin' the good life!!
Fixed.
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I have two Masters degrees, a 130 IQ, a world class knowledge of a very specific academic area of focus, and the ability to predict the end of movies and TV shows with striking accuracy.
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You also caught aids by letting fags assfuck you for a few dollars to buy crack
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Fixed.
Haha lol! ;D ;D
I’ve never even smoked a cigarette, let alone stuck illegal drugs into my body!
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Haha lol! ;D ;D
I’ve never even smoked a cigarette, let alone stuck illegal drugs into my body!
That’s a pretty good thing to be able to say.Wish I could say the same.
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slacker is among the most accomplished getbiggers:
UPDATED FOR 2011
I have profiled the many fantastic feats of slacker before.
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I have compiled a "Profile in Courage" of slacker based on his posts...pretty average for a GetBigger, really. Please feel free to add any missing information.
Education
College degrees in business and “law enforcement”
Professions
Runs a million-dollar construction business
Has worked in the paper and pulp processing industry
Plans to open a gym in an empty building he owns
Formerly a police officer
Served in the United States Marine Corps
Athletics
Possesses a physique comparable to John Cena at 285+ lbs and 12% bf
Has a 13-0 boxing record, including nine KOs
Black belts in karate, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and an unknown third martial art
An accomplished mixed martial arts competitor
Competes in strongman
Champion arm wrestler
Member of a bowling league
Weightlifting and Bodybuilding
23" arms
36" waist
30" quads
18" calves
18" forearms
Can bench over 500 lbs but prefers to do sets with 335 for reps
Can squat 600 lbs
Can curl 235 lbs
Has a similar build to Spike with an extra 40 lbs
Hobbies
Stunt bike riding
Car racing (track and street)
Snowmobiling
Motorcycling
Ice skating
Miscellaneous notes
Owns a Corvette, a Dodge Viper, and five Mustangs (1999 and 2003 Cobras, a 1970 Mach1, and 2001 GT, and a 2007 GT 500)
Owns several pickup trucks
Knows and has fought Georges St. Pierre
Height fluctuates between 6-1 to 6-4
Has broken three jaws in various fights
Is set to star in a movie later this year
Recently sold his house and bought a lot in the country, where he plans to build a new house, likely with his bare hands
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slacker's most impressive feat is perhaps his ability to shrink and grow by sheer will. On March 10 he was 6'4" and around 295.
By March 30 he had shrunk an inch and lost 20 lbs.
slacker can also willingly fluctuate his body fat level by upwards of 6% over a matter of days.
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1st : Club de Madrid
2nd : telegram.org ( f_ ck facebook)
3rd : GetBig ;)
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After coming home from work, I went to the backyard, popped open a bottle of fine whiskey, grilled a filet mignon on the bbq with assorted vegetables, kicked back and watched the sky while snacking on some almonds. Livin' the good life!!
If true I applaud you.
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Fixed.
Haha I Remember taking a bombs for 23 days and in that 23 days I gained 26 lbs,blew up like a ballon and got very strong.A buddy and me were at a party and flipped a buick skylark,I think it was a skylark(small Buick)on its roof late 90s,that shit was scary how strong and big and puffy in such a quick time.
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Getbig: Home of the elite of the dregs of society. The guys crapping on the street in San Francisco say, At least I'm not a getbigger.
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That’s a pretty good thing to be able to say.Wish I could say the same.
It never appealed to me. Never tried weed either. Im a square ha lol ;D ;D
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If true I applaud you.
I kind of embellished. It was more like:
After coming home from work, I took a shower and ate my salad from Panera with some water. Afterward, I went inside the bedroom, watched a horror movie, completed paperwork while snacking on granola.
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It never appealed to me. Never tried weed either. Im a square ha lol ;D ;D
You should be proud
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You should be proud
Sort of!! I am proud that others were never able to influence me and I stood my ground!
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People tend to overrate their own achievements. I came to that conclusion thanks to my 160 IQ.
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-retired green beret colonel
-575 bench press
-elite ranking in chess
-speaks five languages
-broke a German Shepard's spine with a karate chop...
...THAT'S ME!
I thought you liked dogs? :'(.
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If you woke up tomorrow looking as handsome as me the very first thing you would do is run to the bathroom and masturbate up into your own face
This is kinda gay.
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This is kinda gay.
But you don’t deny that’s exactly what you would do?
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Getbig: Home of the elite of the dregs of society. The guys crapping on the street in San Francisco say, At least I'm not a getbigger.
:D
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1. Jetset lifestyles
2. hard-driven entrepreneurs
3. gorgeous looks
4. swimmin’ in hoes
5. retired at 35
6. numerous business ventures
7. work hours mere mortals can’t endure.
Lets see:
1. Nope
2. Nope
3. Prudence may think so
4. Nope, Same gal for 36 years now
5. Nope, 10 more years is my goal, retire at 62
6. Nope
7. My work schedule is indeed mellow and laughable. Though my technical expertise is very much needed.
(Except of course if we get let-go since our company was recently bought). >:(
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3. Prudence may think so
I need pics of his hole or I can't comment.
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Oh god, I’ve heard this stupid line a gorillion times.
I think the word you’re looking for is, centillions.
Also, define jetset
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I have two Masters degrees, a 130 IQ, a world class knowledge of a very specific academic area of focus, and the ability to predict the end of movies and TV shows with striking accuracy.
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Not good enough.
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-retired green beret colonel
-575 bench press
-elite ranking in chess
-speaks five languages
-broke a German Shepard's spine with a karate chop...
...THAT'S ME!
Not good enough.
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80 to 85 IQ? Check!
Physically (and somewhat mentally!) handicapped? Check!
Sense of humor? Check!
Conservative? Damn right!
I don't know if I qualify for Getbig Elite status, but the above pretty much describes me.
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I thought you liked dogs? :'(.
It's a suckmymuscle reference...surprised by the number of people that don't get it.
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It's a suckmymuscle reference...surprised by the number of people that don't get it.
We’ve been around too long. Time to bump Onemorerep’s thread!
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80 to 85 IQ? Check!
Physically (and somewhat mentally!) handicapped? Check!
Sense of humor? Check!
Conservative? Damn right!
I don't know if I qualify for Getbig Elite status, but the above pretty much describes me.
Approved!
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Approved!
;D SWEET! ;D