-retired green beret colonel-575 bench press-elite ranking in chess-speaks five languages-broke a German Shepard's spine with a karate chop......THAT'S ME!
Jetset lifestyles, hard-driven entrepreneurs, gorgeous looks, swimmin’ in hoes, retired at 35, numerous business ventures, work hours mere mortals can’t endure. How did all of such men happen to gather in one corner of the net, a bodyuilding forum of all places?
-broke a German Shepard's spine with a karate chop...
Being that most of us are in America, then yes, money wise we are in the upper echelon whenncompared to the world as a whole.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
After coming home from work, I went to the backyard, popped open a bottle of fine whiskey, grilled a filet mignon on the bbq with assorted vegetables, kicked back and watched the sky while snacking on some almonds Anadrol. Livin' the good life!!
I have two Masters degrees, a 130 IQ, a world class knowledge of a very specific academic area of focus, and the ability to predict the end of movies and TV shows with striking accuracy.
Fixed.
Haha lol! I’ve never even smoked a cigarette, let alone stuck illegal drugs into my body!
UPDATED FOR 2011I have profiled the many fantastic feats of slacker before.===========================I have compiled a "Profile in Courage" of slacker based on his posts...pretty average for a GetBigger, really. Please feel free to add any missing information.EducationCollege degrees in business and “law enforcement”ProfessionsRuns a million-dollar construction businessHas worked in the paper and pulp processing industryPlans to open a gym in an empty building he ownsFormerly a police officerServed in the United States Marine CorpsAthleticsPossesses a physique comparable to John Cena at 285+ lbs and 12% bfHas a 13-0 boxing record, including nine KOsBlack belts in karate, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and an unknown third martial artAn accomplished mixed martial arts competitorCompetes in strongmanChampion arm wrestlerMember of a bowling leagueWeightlifting and Bodybuilding23" arms36" waist30" quads18" calves18" forearmsCan bench over 500 lbs but prefers to do sets with 335 for repsCan squat 600 lbsCan curl 235 lbsHas a similar build to Spike with an extra 40 lbsHobbiesStunt bike ridingCar racing (track and street)SnowmobilingMotorcyclingIce skatingMiscellaneous notesOwns a Corvette, a Dodge Viper, and five Mustangs (1999 and 2003 Cobras, a 1970 Mach1, and 2001 GT, and a 2007 GT 500)Owns several pickup trucksKnows and has fought Georges St. PierreHeight fluctuates between 6-1 to 6-4Has broken three jaws in various fightsIs set to star in a movie later this yearRecently sold his house and bought a lot in the country, where he plans to build a new house, likely with his bare hands================================slacker's most impressive feat is perhaps his ability to shrink and grow by sheer will. On March 10 he was 6'4" and around 295.By March 30 he had shrunk an inch and lost 20 lbs.slacker can also willingly fluctuate his body fat level by upwards of 6% over a matter of days.
After coming home from work, I went to the backyard, popped open a bottle of fine whiskey, grilled a filet mignon on the bbq with assorted vegetables, kicked back and watched the sky while snacking on some almonds. Livin' the good life!!
That’s a pretty good thing to be able to say.Wish I could say the same.
If true I applaud you.
It never appealed to me. Never tried weed either. Im a square ha lol
You should be proud
If you woke up tomorrow looking as handsome as me the very first thing you would do is run to the bathroom and masturbate up into your own face
