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robcguns

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2019, 06:07:37 PM »
-retired green beret colonel
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-elite ranking in chess
-speaks five languages
-broke a German Shepard's spine with a karate chop...

...THAT'S ME!

Pretty bad ass resume

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2019, 06:40:20 PM »
GetBig = where the elite meet to eat.

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2019, 07:04:49 PM »
Confirmed.

Thanks guys.

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2019, 08:06:59 PM »
Well Ron only lets the elite through, why else would it take several months to get your account approved?

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2019, 08:41:53 PM »
Jetset lifestyles, hard-driven entrepreneurs, gorgeous looks, swimmin’ in hoes, retired at 35, numerous business ventures, work hours mere mortals can’t endure.

How did all of such men happen to gather in one corner of the net, a bodyuilding forum of all places?

I have two Masters degrees, a 130 IQ, a world class knowledge of a very specific academic area of focus, and the ability to predict the end of movies and TV shows with striking accuracy.

8)

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2019, 05:30:45 AM »
Being that most of us are in America, then yes, money wise we are in the upper echelon whenncompared to the world as a whole.

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #31 on: May 18, 2019, 05:38:04 AM »

-broke a German Shepard's spine with a karate chop...

Well allrighty then...

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #32 on: May 18, 2019, 05:45:53 AM »
Being that most of us are in America, then yes, money wise we are in the upper echelon whenncompared to the world as a whole.

Oh god, I’ve heard this stupid line a gorillion times.

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #33 on: May 18, 2019, 06:14:55 AM »
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
I am ugly as sin but i have a strong sexual magnetism. It has to count for something.

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #34 on: May 18, 2019, 06:21:09 AM »
After coming home from work, I went to the backyard, popped open a bottle of fine whiskey, grilled a filet mignon on the bbq with assorted vegetables, kicked back and watched the sky while snacking on some almonds Anadrol. Livin' the good life!!

Fixed.

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #35 on: May 18, 2019, 08:03:20 AM »
I have two Masters degrees, a 130 IQ, a world class knowledge of a very specific academic area of focus, and the ability to predict the end of movies and TV shows with striking accuracy.

8)

You also caught aids by letting fags assfuck you for a few dollars to buy crack

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #36 on: May 18, 2019, 08:08:45 AM »
Fixed.

Haha lol!  ;D ;D

I’ve never even smoked a cigarette, let alone stuck illegal drugs into my body!
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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #37 on: May 18, 2019, 08:20:14 AM »
Haha lol!  ;D ;D

I’ve never even smoked a cigarette, let alone stuck illegal drugs into my body!

That’s a pretty good thing to be able to say.Wish I could say the same.

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #38 on: May 18, 2019, 03:20:15 PM »
slacker is among the most accomplished getbiggers:

UPDATED FOR 2011

I have profiled the many fantastic feats of slacker before.

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I have compiled a "Profile in Courage" of slacker based on his posts...pretty average for a GetBigger, really.  Please feel free to add any missing information.

Education
College degrees in business and “law enforcement”

Professions
Runs a million-dollar construction business
Has worked in the paper and pulp processing industry
Plans to open a gym in an empty building he owns
Formerly a police officer
Served in the United States Marine Corps

Athletics
Possesses a physique comparable to John Cena at 285+ lbs and 12% bf
Has a 13-0 boxing record, including nine KOs
Black belts in karate, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and an unknown third martial art
An accomplished mixed martial arts competitor
Competes in strongman
Champion arm wrestler
Member of a bowling league

Weightlifting and Bodybuilding
23" arms
36" waist
30" quads
18" calves
18" forearms
Can bench over 500 lbs but prefers to do sets with 335 for reps
Can squat 600 lbs
Can curl 235 lbs
Has a similar build to Spike with an extra 40 lbs


Hobbies
Stunt bike riding
Car racing (track and street)
Snowmobiling
Motorcycling
Ice skating

Miscellaneous notes
Owns a Corvette, a Dodge Viper, and five Mustangs (1999 and 2003 Cobras, a 1970 Mach1, and 2001 GT, and a 2007 GT 500)
Owns several pickup trucks
Knows and has fought Georges St. Pierre
Height fluctuates between 6-1 to 6-4
Has broken three jaws in various fights
Is set to star in a movie later this year
Recently sold his house and bought a lot in the country, where he plans to build a new house, likely with his bare hands
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slacker's most impressive feat is perhaps his ability to shrink and grow by sheer will.  On March 10 he was 6'4" and around 295.

By March 30 he had shrunk an inch and lost 20 lbs.

slacker can also willingly fluctuate his body fat level by upwards of 6% over a matter of days.

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #39 on: May 18, 2019, 04:03:20 PM »
1st : Club de Madrid

2nd : telegram.org                             ( f_ ck facebook)

3rd : GetBig  ;)

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #40 on: May 18, 2019, 04:14:22 PM »
After coming home from work, I went to the backyard, popped open a bottle of fine whiskey, grilled a filet mignon on the bbq with assorted vegetables, kicked back and watched the sky while snacking on some almonds. Livin' the good life!!

If true I applaud you.

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #41 on: May 18, 2019, 04:30:12 PM »
Fixed.

Haha I Remember taking a bombs for 23 days and in that 23 days I gained 26 lbs,blew up like a ballon and got very strong.A buddy and me were at a party and flipped a buick skylark,I think it was a skylark(small Buick)on its roof late 90s,that shit was scary how strong and big and puffy in such a quick time.

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2019, 04:56:33 PM »
Getbig:  Home of the elite of the dregs of society. The guys crapping on the street in San Francisco say, At least I'm not a getbigger.

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #43 on: May 18, 2019, 05:02:09 PM »
That’s a pretty good thing to be able to say.Wish I could say the same.

It never appealed to me. Never tried weed either. Im a square ha lol  ;D ;D
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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #44 on: May 18, 2019, 05:04:11 PM »
If true I applaud you.

I kind of embellished. It was more like:

After coming home from work, I took a shower and ate my salad from Panera with some water. Afterward, I went inside the bedroom, watched a horror movie, completed paperwork while snacking on granola.

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #45 on: May 18, 2019, 05:09:05 PM »
It never appealed to me. Never tried weed either. Im a square ha lol  ;D ;D

You should be proud

SF1900

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #46 on: May 18, 2019, 05:09:42 PM »
You should be proud

Sort of!! I am proud that others were never able to influence me and I stood my ground!
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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #47 on: May 18, 2019, 10:17:22 PM »
People tend to overrate their own achievements. I came to that conclusion thanks to my 160 IQ.

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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #48 on: May 18, 2019, 10:54:38 PM »
-retired green beret colonel
-575 bench press
-elite ranking in chess
-speaks five languages
-broke a German Shepard's spine with a karate chop...

...THAT'S ME!

I thought you liked dogs? :'(.


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Re: Is Getbig really the home of the elite?
« Reply #49 on: May 19, 2019, 01:59:14 AM »
If you woke up tomorrow looking as handsome as me the very first thing you would do is run to the bathroom and masturbate up into your own face

This is kinda gay.