Look for intrinsic motivation from within, you know what these boards are like...
When did you pick up those horrible bitch tits? Looks like you need surgery. You look like you’ve never done a curl in your life.
You look like you’ve never done a curl in your life.
You look great Matt.
You are complete. You need no advice.
You have reached the pinnacle of human evolution.
Glad to see I'm not the only one trying to get in shape again.
I'm doing it naturally (also lifetime) and that plus the fact that I'm 45 is making things very very hard.
What I found it's the most important thing is to be consistent: I started on November last year and see the weeks go by with minimal results can be really frustrating but you have to stay focused.
The first step for me was the hardest one, so the worse is behind Matt!
Props also for having the balls to post pics in this thunderdome!
I too am an Italian Lifter! Calabrian on my mom's side!
I need an Italian dictionary!
And yes - it's a big risk throwing yourself to the Getbig wolves!
would suck on those tits for free. No homo.
I have a segment of fat below my right leg. It looks like gyno when my chest is either too skinny or too fat. If goes away when I'm in shape, as the first picture shows.
Looking forward to the progress I will make after six weeks back in the gym. :)
Thank you for the roast. I need it right now.
You look ok. You look natural.
Just work out consistently and get stronger. Focus on strength/performance/fitness.
Don't compare yourself to 'roided up bodybuilders. It's not real.
::)
First picture: December 2016 - 170-lb, ~16% body fat.I have only a few questions 1st why do you have 3 front doors in your house
Second picture: August 2018 - 213-lb, ~30% body fat.
Third picture: A few days ago. I have had six weight training workouts in the past six months. Emaciated. Dropping the fat until I reach ~165-lb, then clean bulking up to 175-lb. I will be in the same condition as the first picture, with new muscle mass due to natural aging.
I have only a few questions 1st why do you have 3 front doors in your house
2nd in the second pic what are those hanging on the wall. answer these my fellow Italian and I will give you the answers you seek
Coach,Would love to see every juiced bodybuilder do this. It will never happen.
Go off all your meds for a year and show us some pics of your bod.
That includes TRT. Zero hormone supplementation for a year.
Then we'll see the real you.
You'll look ok too.
Lakehead U sure did a number on you. :D
I too am an Italian Lifter! Calabrian on my mom's side!
First picture: December 2016 - 170-lb, ~16% body fat.
Second picture: August 2018 - 213-lb, ~30% body fat.
Third picture: A few days ago. I have had six weight training workouts in the past six months. Emaciated. Dropping the fat until I reach ~165-lb, then clean bulking up to 175-lb. I will be in the same condition as the first picture, with new muscle mass due to natural aging.
Amazing posts! And yes - the Lakehead University matter stressed me out a lot. Legal action is both expensive and time-consuming.
The first picture was literally maybe 5 A50 tabs max. I would take half of one every SECOND DAY.
And that's better than I've EVER LOOKED training or dieting naturally.
So enough with this bullshit about steroids not working!
Go on YouTube to check out my 22 x 22 = 484 Push-Ups video.
I have NEVER looked that big! And I was barely using anything at all!
I thought you were white?
Amazing posts! And yes - the Lakehead University matter stressed me out a lot. Legal action is both expensive and time-consuming.
The first picture was literally maybe 5 A50 tabs max. I would take half of one every SECOND DAY.
And that's better than I've EVER LOOKED training or dieting naturally.
So enough with this bullshit about steroids not working!
Go on YouTube to check out my 22 x 22 = 484 Push-Ups video.
I have NEVER looked that big! And I was barely using anything at all!
Coach,
Go off all your meds for a year and show us some pics of your bod.
That includes TRT. Zero hormone supplementation for a year.
Then we'll see the real you.
You'll look ok too.
Would love to see every juiced bodybuilder do this. It will never happen.
Your honesty about steroids is refreshing, Matt. So tiresome reading the posts of those who credit their superior training and diet knowledge to their physique achievements and not the drugs...
Would love to see every juiced bodybuilder do this. It will never happen.
Tbombz, last April, 5 years off any and all juice. 😊
This is the typical build of a natural who lifts weights. It’s amazing how steroids have so distorted the image of what weight training is capable of. Nobody walks around at 5% body fat and 18” arms without drugs.
Pipe down. Diet and training are on the same level as drugs in terms of success.
Would love to see every juiced bodybuilder do this. It will never happen.
Tbombz, last April, 5 years off any and all juice. 😊
The Motivation will come from yourself IF you want it
Others can help you - only You Can Motivate yourself.
Pipe down. Diet and training are on the same level as drugs in terms of success.
do you feel that getting sucked into the bodybuilding/high doses of peds/gh15 cult was a factor in the un-godly degen spiral you went into a few years ago?Bodybuilding was one of the things that contributed to the downward spiral, especially insofar as I passed up some career opportunities because I wanted to focus on being a bodybuilder. The most insane of which was turning down an offer from the Navy to enlist as a nuclear engineer. To think of all the money and the benefits I passed up on, thinking it would interfere with me getting buff, when in reality I probably would have had more access to steroids in the military lol. And then I could have went to school and got my Masters for free rather than being straddled with debt like I am now.
Bodybuilding was one of the things that contributed to the downward spiral, especially insofar as I passed up some career opportunities because I wanted to focus on being a bodybuilder. The most insane of which was turning down an offer from the Navy to enlist as a nuclear engineer. To think of all the money and the benefits I passed up on, thinking it would interfere with me getting buff, when in reality I probably would have had more access to steroids in the military lol. And then I could have went to school and got my Masters for free rather than being straddled with debt like I am now.
First picture: December 2016 - 170-lb, ~16% body fat.
Second picture: August 2018 - 213-lb, ~30% body fat.
Third picture: A few days ago. I have had six weight training workouts in the past six months. Emaciated. Dropping the fat until I reach ~165-lb, then clean bulking up to 175-lb. I will be in the same condition as the first picture, with new muscle mass due to natural aging.
When did you pick up those horrible bitch tits? Looks like you need surgery. You look like you’ve never done a curl in your life.
Did the lake head university saga ever reach satisfactory conclusion? I’m not sure of the exact details, similar to your lakehead situation a while back me and 2 mates got sacked from a job and we thought we were innocent and planned to set the companies best money making machine on fire, on reflection looking at photos from that time we just lay about covered in food crumbs struggling to stay awake and actually deserved sacking. Maybe upon reflection you can forget and move on with life
so whats the point of this shitty thread?
i made a thread about dieting for 3 months.
and i did diet for 3 months. 1500-1800 calories per day.
didnt wait around for people to motivate me.
Tbombz, last April, 5 years off any and all juice. 😊
Bodybuilding was one of the things that contributed to the downward spiral, especially insofar as I passed up some career opportunities because I wanted to focus on being a bodybuilder. The most insane of which was turning down an offer from the Navy to enlist as a nuclear engineer. To think of all the money and the benefits I passed up on, thinking it would interfere with me getting buff, when in reality I probably would have had more access to steroids in the military lol. And then I could have went to school and got my Masters for free rather than being straddled with debt like I am now.
Matt,our Hitler posts were deleted.
I must of missed them posts
We’re they deliberately offensive ?
Guess someone didn’t like them for them to be removed.
No,Matt was just pointing out some positive sides to Hitler and his ideology,and I agreed.
The motivation has to come from within. Waiting for somebody else to light a fire under your ass and it’ll never happen.
Some motivation:
Some motivation:
natural?
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First picture: December 2016 - 170-lb, ~16% body fat.
Second picture: August 2018 - 213-lb, ~30% body fat.
Third picture: A few days ago. I have had six weight training workouts in the past six months. Emaciated. Dropping the fat until I reach ~165-lb, then clean bulking up to 175-lb. I will be in the same condition as the first picture, with new muscle mass due to natural aging.
First picture: December 2016 - 170-lb, ~16% body fat.
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Dude if you get back to lifting and get to below 10% we will pay for the flight for you to play with Tbombz or big lenny in a gloryhole.
Lol you probably balloon to 600lbs with this motivation.
Some motivation:those pics are not yours.
those pics are not yours.
Some motivation:
Wow!
Also...just wondering...do I get some respect on here for being strong for my size?
I seem to think my lifts, though ok, are looked upon favourably because I made those lifts at 170-lb.
Just curious if anyone has any insight on that.
Getbig is a great board!
Wow!
Also...just wondering...do I get some respect on here for being strong for my size?
I seem to think my lifts, though ok, are looked upon favourably because I made those lifts at 170-lb.
Just curious if anyone has any insight on that.
Getbig is a great board!
well this thread actually is about him, created by him...
Basically my exact point.
Matthew, Howard, and GoRoidIt only ever post about Matthew, Howard, and GoRoidIt.
"I don't motivate players. I just get rid of the unmotivated." -- Lou Holtz
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Basically my exact point.
Matthew, Howard, and GoRoidIt only ever post about Matthew, Howard, and GoRoidIt.
Wow!
Also...just wondering...do I get some respect on here for being strong for my size?
I seem to think my lifts, though ok, are looked upon favourably because I made those lifts at 170-lb.
Just curious if anyone has any insight on that.
Getbig is a great board!
From a females point of view how desirable is Mathew as a potential mate?
Hang on, I would never compare myself to GoFagote.
Dude is big and jacked. Has to be one of the biggest dudes on the board?
I am in shape by normal people standards.
I'm not pretending to be GoFagette.
Hang on, I would never compare myself to GoFagote.
Dude is big and jacked. Has to be one of the biggest dudes on the board?
I am in shape by normal people standards.
I'm not pretending to be GoFagette.
If given the chance, choice and opportunity, Jane would rather take you home than GoForIt, live with it.
Is Jane a woman? As in, a biologically real woman?
Gophagot is 5'10". Interesting! Great physique.
From a females point of view how desirable is Mathew as a potential mate?
Let’s think about that for a minute:
Short
Fat
Weak
Broke
Sickly
Homosexual
Homely
Whiny
Manlet
Narrowly educated
Low self-esteem
Inflated self-worth
Narcissistic
Braggart
Borderline autistic
No culture
Pederastic tendencies
Poor
Never traveled
Multiple Children out of wedlock
Liar
Unloved
Attention whore
No socially redeemable characteristics
No sense of humor
Immature
Racist
Intellectually stunted
Unable to distinguish between reality and fantasy
Starved for acceptance
Poorly dressed
Distorted sense of importance
Horrible genetics
Inability to interact with others
I’d say he lacks any characteristics that would make him a suitable mate.
Is Jane a woman? As in, a biologically real woman?
Gophagot is 5'10". Interesting! Great physique.
Matthew, as I said before, I am 100% female.
And barefoot I stand 6-feet and 1/4” tall. Superior German (Ary-an) genetics.
In life there are plow horses and there are thoroughbreds. I’m not sorry that God has made you the punch line of a very funny joke. So strap on the feedbag wee little man.
Thanks in advance.
You're bragging about being a woman over six feet?
I treat women like men now. As a woman, you're automatically 1/4 my strength, lol. Oooh, I'm getting scared of a person who benches 65-lb, and whose genitals smell like fish!
Matthew, I really cannot comprehend the feelings of total inadequacy that a manlet like you must feel in today’s image-conscious society. Neither women or gay men have any interest in short men, you’re basically only acceptable to other imps and mutants like yourself. It is comical that you equate your low self-esteem and insignificant self-worth with a below average, drug-aided bench press that any male urban youth could surpass with decent nutrition and 6 months of training.
Although I’m certain your mother’s and sister’s “genitals” smell like fish, I can assure you, outside of the tiny confines of Thunder Bay real women smell and taste divine.
But....it is obvious to all that you prefer the smell and taste of elderly male dick cheese.
Interestingly enough, despite being short, gay men have hit on me. :o :o Not to mention that I have a girlfriend.
On the other hand, I don't have all the other bad traits that Matt has. :D :D
Well to be honest, short men and short gay women hit on me all the time.
It doesn’t mean I think they’re anywhere near as insignificant as Matthew the weak, gay manlet.
Interestingly enough, despite being short, gay men have hit on me. :o :o Not to mention that I have a girlfriend.
On the other hand, I don't have all the other bad traits that Matt has. :D :D
Why aren't you posting pictures and videos to verify these things?
As for Jane, meh. I could beat her into submission in 7 seconds, despite being 4" shorter. And I don't have any respect for either feminists or loudmouth women.
Women are full of shit. Example: 83% of White women don't date outside their race, yet they voted in the refugee crisis.
Sweden's feminist government brought in the refugees, causing rape in Sweden to go up 2.4x.
Why aren't you posting pictures and videos to verify these things?
As for Jane, meh. I could beat her into submission in 7 seconds, despite being 4" shorter. And I don't have any respect for either feminists or loudmouth women.
Women are full of shit. Example: 83% of White women don't date outside their race, yet they voted in the refugee crisis.
Sweden's feminist government brought in the refugees, causing rape in Sweden to go up 2.4x.
Matthew, I really cannot comprehend the feelings of total inadequacy that a manlet like you must feel in today’s image-conscious society. Neither women or gay men have any interest in short men, you’re basically only acceptable to other imps and mutants like yourself. It is comical that you equate your low self-esteem and insignificant self-worth with a below average, drug-aided bench press that any male urban youth could surpass with decent nutrition and 6 months of training.OUCH!
Although I’m certain your mother’s and sister’s “genitals” smell like fish, I can assure you, outside of the tiny confines of Thunder Bay real women smell and taste divine.
But....it is obvious to all that you prefer the smell and taste of elderly male dick cheese.
Interestingly enough, despite being short, gay men have hit on me. :o :o Not to mention that I have a girlfriend.
On the other hand, I don't have all the other bad traits that Matt has. :D :D
Let’s think about that for a minute:
Short
Fat
Weak
Broke
Sickly
Homosexual
Homely
Whiny
Manlet
Narrowly educated
Low self-esteem
Inflated self-worth
Narcissistic
Braggart
Borderline autistic
No culture
Pederastic tendencies
Poor
Never traveled
Multiple Children out of wedlock
Liar
Unloved
Attention whore
No socially redeemable characteristics
No sense of humor
Immature
Racist
Intellectually stunted
Unable to distinguish between reality and fantasy
Starved for acceptance
Poorly dressed
Distorted sense of importance
Horrible genetics
Inability to interact with others
I’d say he lacks any characteristics that would make him a suitable mate.
Yeah... let's ignore 1,400 little girls being raped in Rotherham, UK, out of fear of being called "racist"!
Wow!
Also...just wondering...do I get some respect on here for being strong for my size?
I seem to think my lifts, though ok, are looked upon favourably because I made those lifts at 170-lb.
Just curious if anyone has any insight on that.
Getbig is a great board!
Matthew, as I said before, I am 100% female.
And barefoot I stand 6-feet and 1/4” tall. Superior German (Ary-an) genetics.
In life there are plow horses and there are thoroughbreds. I’m not sorry that God has made you the punch line of a very funny joke. So strap on the feedbag wee little man.
Thanks in advance.
You're bragging about being a woman over six feet?
I treat women like men now. As a woman, you're automatically 1/4 my strength, lol. Oooh, I'm getting scared of a person who benches 65-lb, and whose genitals smell like fish!
Let’s think about that for a minute:
Short
Fat
Weak
Broke
Sickly
Homosexual
Homely
Whiny
Manlet
Narrowly educated
Low self-esteem
Inflated self-worth
Narcissistic
Braggart
Borderline autistic
No culture
Pederastic tendencies
Poor
Never traveled
Multiple Children out of wedlock
Liar
Unloved
Attention whore
No socially redeemable characteristics
No sense of humor
Immature
Racist
Intellectually stunted
Unable to distinguish between reality and fantasy
Starved for acceptance
Poorly dressed
Distorted sense of importance
Horrible genetics
Inability to interact with others
I’d say he lacks any characteristics that would make him a suitable mate.
Matthew, I really cannot comprehend the feelings of total inadequacy that a manlet like you must feel in today’s image-conscious society. Neither women or gay men have any interest in short men, you’re basically only acceptable to other imps and mutants like yourself. It is comical that you equate your low self-esteem and insignificant self-worth with a below average, drug-aided bench press that any male urban youth could surpass with decent nutrition and 6 months of training.
Although I’m certain your mother’s and sister’s “genitals” smell like fish, I can assure you, outside of the tiny confines of Thunder Bay real women smell and taste divine.
But....it is obvious to all that you prefer the smell and taste of elderly male dick cheese.
sounds like matt struck a nerve
6'0 tall women are about the equivalent to 5'5 men in attractiveness
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Matthew, I really cannot comprehend the feelings of total inadequacy that a manlet like you must feel in today’s image-conscious society. Neither women or gay men have any interest in short men, you’re basically only acceptable to other imps and mutants like yourself. It is comical that you equate your low self-esteem and insignificant self-worth with a below average, drug-aided bench press that any male urban youth could surpass with decent nutrition and 6 months of training.Ouch :D He won't recover.
Although I’m certain your mother’s and sister’s “genitals” smell like fish, I can assure you, outside of the tiny confines of Thunder Bay real women smell and taste divine.
But....it is obvious to all that you prefer the smell and taste of elderly male dick cheese.
sounds like matt struck a nerve
6'0 tall women are about the equivalent to 5'5 men in attractiveness
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sounds like matt struck a nerve
6'0 tall women are about the equivalent to 5'5 men in attractiveness
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Any male under 5’-9” isn’t a man, it’s a manlet.I don't believe you are over 6', blonde, blue eyed with ample boobs. Nude pics are required.
My family are German and Dutch so all the women in the family are close to, or over, 6’ tall, thin, blonde, blue-eyed, with ample boobs. I wear my superior physical and genetic attributes proudly.
A “man” that is 5’-5” tall will never be taken seriously in anything “he” ever tries doing. An imp like that is God’s way of reminding us that there is a left end to the attractiveness Bell Curve.
sounds like matt struck a nerve
6'0 tall women are about the equivalent to 5'5 men in attractiveness
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What about Rory?
Not really,good looking Amazon girls are pretty hot.... Are you gay?
Hey now. I've done curls before - in 2006. ;D
Not really,good looking Amazon girls are pretty hot.... Are you gay?Short women are hotter. Tall women usually have big feet and man hands. Amazonian women don't exist.
Did the lake head university saga ever reach satisfactory conclusion? I’m not sure of the exact details, similar to your lakehead situation a while back me and 2 mates got sacked from a job and we thought we were innocent and planned to set the companies best money making machine on fire, on reflection looking at photos from that time we just lay about covered in food crumbs struggling to stay awake and actually deserved sacking. Maybe upon reflection you can forget and move on with life
Not really,good looking Amazon girls are pretty hot.... Are you gay?
never heard of "amazon" girls being described as hot so maybe it's just you, or you like manly women
tall is an advantage for men as it is seen as masculine, a masculine quality for women is not attractive
yeah super models are tall, they are exceptions and many of them aren't even hot, they just have a look that the women and gay guys in the industry happen to like
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Exactly. At 5'8.5", I am taller than 90% of women. A woman who is 5'10" is taller than 65% of men. They tend to settle.
My new baby's mommy is a 5'11" bombshell. Another woman I tried to have a baby was also 5'11".
So tall women tend to settle. They have no choice.
This isn't saying much about how you perceive yourself. Basically, you are saying that 2 of your baby momma's considered you their last choice (maybe only) for sexual relations. Which one was it that you had to bring a pizza in exchange for sex?
I don't believe you are over 6', blonde, blue eyed with ample boobs. Nude pics are required.
Any male under 5’-9” isn’t a man, it’s a manlet.Sounds familiar.
My family are German and Dutch so all the women in the family are close to, or over, 6’ tall, thin, blonde, blue-eyed, with ample boobs. I wear my superior physical and genetic attributes proudly.
A “man” that is 5’-5” tall will never be taken seriously in anything “he” ever tries doing. An imp like that is God’s way of reminding us that there is a left end to the attractiveness Bell Curve.
As soon as the NHL playoff game finishes, check your Inbox.
;D
Matthew, as I said before, I am 100% female.
And barefoot I stand 6-feet and 1/4” tall. Superior German (Ary-an) genetics.
In life there are plow horses and there are thoroughbreds. I’m not sorry that God has made you the punch line of a very funny joke. So strap on the feedbag wee little man.
Thanks in advance.
As soon as the NHL playoff game finishes, check your Inbox.The game is over and no pics in my inbox. Did you fall asleep?
;D
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Welcome, JPJ!
I think Brienne of Tarth has a few inches on me in height.
Come on fellas, I only weigh 145 lbs, I’m not Khloe Kardashian!
Fat and weak? I'll be in top shape next month, and that easily puts me in the top 1% of male fitness and strength.
I can walk into any facility in my city looking as I do in the picture from two years ago, and be the fittest man there. My lifts are all in the top 1% of strongest men. Even my "weak" squat of 385-lb x2 ATG is in the top 1%. There are 50,000 men in my city. No way do 500 squat over 400-lb.
I have a 4-year mathematics degree and a 4-year psychology degree. "Uneducated", lol.
As for Jane, meh. I could beat her into submission in 7 seconds, despite being 4" shorter. And I don't have any respect for either feminists or loudmouth women.
This just further proves how intimidated you are by women. Did you get cheated on when you were younger? Did your mother run away?
Perhaps you're in denial about just how far you are down on the dominance hierarchy you are (bottom rung) and you're coming to realise that hypergamy is very real and no girl of substance or quality wants to fuck you. Would this explain your other threads exploring the reality of being gay?
Poor you.
What makes you think I was their last choice? As said on here, women tend to have choices...but most men are bums.
You are talking about my bringing a slice of pizza to Suzanna. We did not have sex. Not sure where you got that idea.
Your implication seems to be that most men wouldn't even bring a woman pizza. This is probably true. Even men I know who make in excess of $100,000 a year tend to be broke.
My friend's union is on strike. He clears $140,000 a year. His strike pay is $150 a week, which his stay-at-home wife recently stole from his pants pocket.
Even high performing men tend to be broke...and cast aside by their allegedly loving wife while broke.
With women, I find it's "What have you done for me lately?"
Not worth the hassle. Why keep a woman who spends half hour money, then takes half the remaining half upon divorce?
At least one prominent Getbigger lost his wife to divorce. He was a good man.
God you're insecure, 1% of males my arse. The top 1% don't post photos of themselves at 16% body-fat as a (positive?) contrast to their current 30% body-fat...
Pathetic. Accept where you are and make improvements, you are so deluded I cringe just reading your posts. Bet you were filthy after that woman Jane read you out for the sad little manlet you are.
Since when does 8 years of study in unrelated fields in some bottom feeder college make someone 'educated'? I graduated from a top school on the Dean's List - but I wouldn't call myself 'educated' because education is largely a joke.
Why brag about 8 years of study in two completely and utterly unrelated fields anyway? The only successful career I can make out of such a combination could possibly be a prop trader at a hedge fund who has the potential to make millions, but I'm sure that's not you.
There are at least 100 members in my gym, and i was leaner than all of them when I was in shape. People like me in the fit picture may be common on Getbig...but not in real life.
"But not in real life"... So what, you weren't the fattest and least attractive at whatever 24/7 shit-tier gym you go to - does that automatically mean you're top 1%? I guess you like taking comfort in knowing that you're not the worst of the worst...
I think I am going to stop commenting on this thread, something just isn't right. You're either a boring troll, or you're socially inept / possibly fall somewhere on the spectrum. This entire thread is embarrassing, cringe and just quite off..
"But not in real life"... So what, you weren't the fattest and least attractive at whatever 24/7 shit-tier gym you go to - does that automatically mean you're top 1%? I guess you like taking comfort in knowing that you're not the worst of the worst...
I think I am going to stop commenting on this thread, something just isn't right. You're either a boring troll, or you're socially inept / possibly fall somewhere on the spectrum. This entire thread is embarrassing, cringe and just quite off..
I can walk into any room - any gym for that matter - anywhere in North America and bethe most in-shape and strongest manshortest man 90% of the time.
Uhh...with my shape in the fit picture, it's been assumed I am a fitness model ample times. I can walk into any room - any gym for that matter - anywhere in North America and be the most in-shape and strongest man 90% of the time.
Oh...you go to those gyms where benching over 350-lb and deadlifting over 500-lb is commonplace. ::)
Shortestmanlet.
He knows it's an impressive shot (the fitness model-one), he's just jealous that he cannot compete with the genetic elite.
Thus trying to put you down.
That too. ;D
However ratherbebig - if you ARE indeed 240orBust...why poke fun at a man who is 5'8.5", when you are 5'10"?
My dad is/was 5'10.5" [he's 60 now, but still looks all of 5'10"], and i always thought the "10" sounded tall. 5'9" just doesn't cut the mustard. My DICK is 6.5"...I don't think we're allowed to round up dick size. I don't round up my height either. I would at a nighttime height of 5'8.7" or more. But my shortest height is 5'8.6", so I just say 5'8.5".
I always wanted to be 5'10", like 240orBust. I would round up 5'9.5".
I'm realistic about my looks. I'm better looking than Ted Bundy. Not as good looking as Zac Efron.
But this is Getbig - tough crowd. I cum as much as Peter North, but I'm sure Getbig would make fun of my "small" loads.
While I'm older now, I can still look close to this...if the picture is taken from 10 feet away from me, LOL.
My experience is that as long as my face is shaved, and I'm wearing clean clothes...more than 50% of women express attraction to me.
Ugh... I'll post photos of my sister's in a bit, so people stop trashing my looks. It's going to be hard for the straight guys on here to deny my family genetics when they see them.
Zac Efron cannot compete with your looks, nor can Brad Pitt.
Good to hear you are still 5'10.5", the .5 is very important, and separates the men from the manlets. (5'10" is mantlet, 5'10.5" is optimal man)
Yes, i can understand that, i look really good when the picture is taken 58~125.5 feet away from me.
There are at least 100 members in my gym, and i was leaner than all of them when I was in shape. People like me in the fit picture may be common on Getbig...but not in real life.
There are 20-25 women more muscular and leaner than you in my CrossFit gym every morning.
jane is clearly in love with matt, at the very least she is stalking him
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That too. ;D
However ratherbebig - if you ARE indeed 240orBust...why poke fun at a man who is 5'8.5", when you are 5'10"?
My dad is/was 5'10.5" [he's 60 now, but still looks all of 5'10"], and i always thought the "10" sounded tall. 5'9" just doesn't cut the mustard. My DICK is 6.5"...I don't think we're allowed to round up dick size. I don't round up my height either. I would at a nighttime height of 5'8.7" or more. But my shortest height is 5'8.6", so I just say 5'8.5".
I always wanted to be 5'10", like 240orBust. I would round up 5'9.5".
It's a well-known fact that 99% of all bodybuilders employ the Matt Canning method of 'True Height Adjustment' (THA) when calculating their stature. THA being the fusion of terminological inexactitudes, unscrupulous use of hidden lifts, Marshian algebraic equations and an immaterial invocation of Gödel's incompleteness theorems to construct the following formula:
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Gait divided by Angle of posture squared ((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2). Thus, it is entirely possible for the 5'6.5" Dorian to be 5'10.5”.
Brilliant and insightful.
Meta-physical, might I add that the imprecise variables built into the Canning THA exhibit an alluring "spooky action" (N.B. not related to the dark deeds of Goodrum’s evening constitutionals about Greenville's Bowery district). Canning states that his height is 5'8.5" tall, but also offers that he is accelerating into a nonstop incremental shrinking rate of roughly 1cm per decade. The stated Canning height (CH) and the impending rate of Canning height decline (CHD) form what even the most soft-headed Getbiggers recognize as an entangled pair (like Tbombz and Ahmed the Fez merchant in a Turkish bath house). Hence, not only will the CH elude being accurately measured because it is always declining at the rate of the CHD, but any attempt to precisely measure the CHD is equally futile because its measurement depends on Canning's height being fixed at a set point in time, which is itself impossible because of temporal infinitesimality. Consequently, the desideratum of capturing the CH will always be frustrated by CHD, and vice versa. So, unless we can, Mattatis Mattandis, get a fix on either the CH or the CHD, the upshot introduces the Matterial problem of quantum superposition, which is, as you know, more famously referred to as Schrödinger's Matt.
Dear Falco,
This is to be expected. Professor Khan.N.Singh and I have spent a significant amount of time studying this field, and what we are attempting to explore will understandably seem inaccessible to those without a solid academic background in the sciences, an understanding of philosophical hermeneutics, and a strong ability to parse intentionally esoteric and obfuscatory language designed to lampoon the subject's hypernumeracy resulting from a neurodevelopmental disorder. With that in mind, I will attach a simple diagram for illustrative purposes at the end of this post. However, what we are essentially saying is that a synthesis of quantum theory and a radical modification of Einstein's special relativity theory (E=mc²) are needed if we are to solve the paradox of Schrödinger's Matt and give an accurate measurement of True Canning Height (TCH).
As we have demonstrated, for the Canning THA to be correctly formulated we must factor in both the stated Canning height (CH) and the rate of the Canning height decline (CHD). Now, the problem we face here is that Einstein's general theory of relativity employs a non-Euclidean geometry - meaning that any space-time point can be transmuted into any other, which effectively blurs the distinction between observer and observed and results in us having to question what can exist in reality, needlessly complex 'wave function' descriptions, and the Copenhagen Interpretation of this paradox suggesting that Matt Canning's true height will remain in a superposition until he is forced to interact with the external world and reveal his actual, shoeless form. To overcome this I propose ignoring it, and reformulating Einstein's equation ( E=mc²) to mean: Elevation equals Matt Canning squared. This way, by taking the stated Canning height (5'8.5") applying the Canning THA (L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2) plus E=mc² (giving us x=±√169) minus the terminological inexactitudes (-5") and Canning height decline (1cm per decade, fixed for mathematical simplicity), we can conclude, through sheer conjecture and a non-observance of arithmetic, that the TCH is actually a diminutive 170.18 centimeters. Hardly surprising that one would go to such lengths to conceal the truth!
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=640773.0;attach=751947;image)
I am privileged to work alongside such a talented colleague.
Gentlemen, happy news! Our work on the paradoxical nature of the True Canning Height will appear as a series of lectures in: Herren Drs. Kahn.N.Singh und Meta-physical, "Vorlesungen über Schrödinger's Matt: Austisten Animadversionen," Erkenntnis. An International Journal of Scientific Philosophy (forthcoming, 2018-)
Addendum: In his famous Confessions of a Man Tall Enough not to be Concerned with the Heights of Others, the lanky Augustine of Hippo gave us the following oft-quoted account of the TCH:
What is the True Canning Height? I know well enough what it is, provided that nobody asks me; but if I am asked what it is and try to explain, I am baffled. Why? Because if the TCH were always fixed and never shrinking at the rate of 1cm/decade, it would not be height but diminution. If, therefore, the present TCH is measured by the fact that it moves on to become its lesser, how can we say that even the present TCH is, when the reason why it is is that it is not? (p. 264).
Cheers!
You lose credibility saying stuff like this.
Zac Efron cannot compete with your looks, nor can Brad Pitt.
Good to hear you are still 5'10.5", the .5 is very important, and separates the men from the manlets. (5'10" is mantlet, 5'10.5" is optimal man)
Yes, i can understand that, i look really good when the picture is taken 58~125.5 feet away from me.
Brilliant. Poor Matt seems to be clueless as to your trolling of him. This entire thread leaves a bad taste in my mouth, I'm out.
Great physique Matt.
Ladies beware - even Matt's benis is very vein.
There are 20-25 women more muscular and leaner than you in my CrossFit gym every morning.
You have the worst strength athlete genetics I have ever seen.
Someone should do a study and see if Aspergers Syndrome causes muscles to atrophy.
Matt, please, not this again.