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Title: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: gib on August 31, 2019, 12:11:48 AM: Who with? Where? How? Where shoot the load. And any other interesting details.

*Making love to thyself does not count.
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: SF1900 on August 31, 2019, 12:12:44 AM: Creepy thread. ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: Bevo on August 31, 2019, 01:13:40 AM: Quote from: SF1900 on August 31, 2019, 12:12:44 AM
Creepy thread. ??? ??? ???

Getbiggers are an old bunch of creeps
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: gib on August 31, 2019, 01:14:18 AM: I thought it might be a little more interesting that the “tell us what you did today thread”. I woke up, had a shit, had a meal, got drunk etc gets a little boring after a while ...
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: Darren Avey on August 31, 2019, 01:21:02 AM: Yeh, last night at a fancy London hotel with 3 Hollywood actresses/
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: JAGO on August 31, 2019, 01:39:07 AM: Well, my cousin had a few too many and I'd been trying to finger her for years . . .

J
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: Henda on August 31, 2019, 01:48:28 AM: Taking a shortcut through the local allotments on way home from the pub I noticed tucker broons goat had got its head stuck in the fence and seized my opportunity
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: G_Thang on August 31, 2019, 01:51:02 AM: do dime piece trannies count b/c i'm at ZERO at the moment?
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 31, 2019, 05:40:41 AM: Waiting for Pops to post his 'heyday' stories ;D
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: titusisback on August 31, 2019, 06:47:32 AM: Quote from: gib on August 31, 2019, 12:11:48 AM
*Making love to thyself does not count.

I was about to write a long detailed description but this condition disqualifies me from writing
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: robcguns on August 31, 2019, 06:55:45 AM: Wife
Doggy
Wednesday
In the puss

Wed in january
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: AbrahamG on August 31, 2019, 08:49:29 AM: Quote from: robcguns on August 31, 2019, 06:55:45 AM
Wife
Doggy
Wednesday
In the puss

Wed in january

Lofl.

Last Saturday.
Anniversary.
Tongue jacking.
Doggy.
Vag.
Came on fat ass.
10mg edible.
20mg cialis.
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: Lon Barrigan on August 31, 2019, 08:54:52 AM: Sex is of the devil.
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: deadz on August 31, 2019, 05:21:15 PM: Been awhile. I’ve been with my wife 13yrs. Hope those of you who are married love your wife for more than her pussy, otherwise it won’t last.
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: Primemuscle on August 31, 2019, 07:19:13 PM: I would if I could remember....but, it has been so long.... :(
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: SOMEPARTS on August 31, 2019, 07:23:49 PM: I see the meth experiment has played out.
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: Marvin Martian on August 31, 2019, 10:14:17 PM: Quote from: robcguns on August 31, 2019, 06:55:45 AM
Wife
Doggy
Wednesday
In the puss

Wed in january

Damn man - last time was a Wednesday in January????
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: Marvin Martian on August 31, 2019, 10:17:03 PM: Quote from: deadz on August 31, 2019, 05:21:15 PM
Been awhile. I’ve been with my wife 13yrs. Hope those of you who are married love your wife for more than her pussy, otherwise it won’t last.

Makes no sense - been married to my wife’s pussy for 15 years.. what else would I care about?
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: Primemuscle on September 01, 2019, 01:36:09 AM: Quote from: Marvin Martian on August 31, 2019, 10:17:03 PM
Makes no sense - been married to my wife’s pussy for 15 years.. what else would I care about?

But then, you are a Martian (cone head) so we cannot expect you to see more than just pussy. BTW, that's not a wife, it's a silicone 'flesh jack'. Guess you didn't notice. ::)
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: Griffith on September 01, 2019, 02:11:39 AM: Quote from: SOMEPARTS on August 31, 2019, 07:23:49 PM
I see the meth experiment has played out.

;D
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: Marvin Martian on September 01, 2019, 06:43:27 AM: Quote from: Primemuscle on September 01, 2019, 01:36:09 AM
But then, you are a Martian (cone head) so we cannot expect you to see more than just pussy. BTW, that's not a wife, it's a silicone 'flesh jack'. Guess you didn't notice. ::)

Aren’t you an old pervert queer?? Does anyone on this board really take you serious or care about your opinion?
It’s called sarcasm - look the word up I shall not waste my time with an ignorant little deviant human.
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: oldtimer1 on September 01, 2019, 07:13:38 AM: It's been so long I need last year's calendar. At least I found out last week there are naked women on the internet. That's a consolation.
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: robcguns on September 01, 2019, 09:00:09 AM: Quote from: Marvin Martian on August 31, 2019, 10:14:17 PM
Damn man - last time was a Wednesday in January????

Hahahahha yeah prob maybe a couple more in between.
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: Primemuscle on September 01, 2019, 03:04:25 PM: Quote from: Marvin Martian on September 01, 2019, 06:43:27 AM
Aren’t you an old pervert queer?? Does anyone on this board really take you serious or care about your opinion?
It’s called sarcasm - look the word up I shall not waste my time with an ignorant little deviant human.

Do me a favor, don't waste your time. ::)
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: The Scott on September 01, 2019, 08:08:25 PM: Quote from: oldtimer1 on September 01, 2019, 07:13:38 AM
It's been so long I need last year's calendar. At least I found out last week there are naked women on the internet. That's a consolation.

;D
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: delta9mda on September 02, 2019, 02:30:35 PM: Fri, sat, sun blind date friend of my sister. Best ever to this point.
Title: Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
Post by: Tapeworm on September 02, 2019, 07:17:23 PM: No one's insurance came through. "Force Majeure" ::)