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Title: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Army of One on April 27, 2020, 02:30:14 PM
Jonathan paul Koppenhaver aka War Machine ties the knot in prison with his pen pal Ashley Farrington.

He is currently serving a prison sentence of 36 years to life for raping and beating his pornstar gf Christy Mack to the point of knocking out 12 of her teeth, breaking her nose, damaging her liver, and rendering her unconscious in the hospital after she jumped out of her 2nd story window to escape when he admitted he was planning to kill her.
Title: Re: WarMachine gets married in prison
Post by: tacobender on April 27, 2020, 02:33:15 PM
Christie Mack looks better in those photos.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: OlympiaGym on April 27, 2020, 03:11:11 PM
Anyone know if he’s on the “mainline” or whether he’s on a protective custody/special needs yard? (I only know of these terms from watching prison vids on YT.) I was under the impression that guys like him (women beaters) can’t “walk” a mainline yard.

Also, if he’s not in PC or on a SNY what race does he clique up with? Is he programming or gang banging?
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: friedchickendinner on April 27, 2020, 03:14:35 PM
Good question. He's got an american-german father and a mexican mother.
Being a fighter I'm sure either gang wants him on their team even though he is a woman beater.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Tapeworm on April 27, 2020, 03:22:19 PM
That broad has to be 10x the crazy he is.  Even if you want a dude who might put you in the hosital, you don't get to have him for 36 more years. Thank you to the woman whooper for taking her miswired timebomb head out of singles circulation.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 27, 2020, 04:23:44 PM
What’s christy Mack up to these days, any porn? What’s she look like now? ???
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Rambone on April 27, 2020, 04:52:55 PM
What’s christy Mack up to these days, any porn? What’s she look like now? ???

We covered this in her very own thread on GB. Her prolapsed anus looks like a hot pocket
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: RinkRatRN on April 27, 2020, 05:02:01 PM
You would think with all the work she needed on her face after the beating, she would have had her ass and pussy fixed, cute girl but bottom half has seen too much work.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Kwon on April 27, 2020, 11:49:07 PM
We covered this in her very own thread on GB. Her prolapsed anus looks like a hot pocket

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Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 28, 2020, 01:40:42 AM
We covered this in her very own thread on GB. Her prolapsed anus looks like a hot pocket

Pics?
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: kreator on April 28, 2020, 02:13:58 AM
Will mrs.Mack become a new born Christian so that only God can judge her?
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 28, 2020, 05:44:31 AM
War Machine savagely beats his girlfriend because she cheats on him but gets married in prison.  I'm sure this "wholesome" tatted up wife will be faithful while he's locked up. ::)
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Kwon on April 28, 2020, 06:07:09 AM
War Machine savagely beats his girlfriend because she cheats on him but gets married in prison.  I'm sure this "wholesome" tatted up wife will be faithful while he's locked up. ::)

At least she already knows what's coming when/as soon as WarMach finds out :D
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 28, 2020, 06:15:04 AM
At least she already knows what's coming when/as soon as WarMach finds out :D
Since he's not getting out till old age she can taunt him with it.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: friedchickendinner on April 28, 2020, 06:17:51 AM
Isnt marriage a sort of prison? Now he's in 2 prisons  :-\
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 28, 2020, 06:19:05 AM
At least he's probably getting laid in the prison prison.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Kwon on April 28, 2020, 07:23:24 AM
Since he's not getting out till old age she can taunt him with it.

Once he finds out, he can escape jail with the aid of Los Tacos (or just send a message to a Los Tacos-member on the outside)
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: lightweight83 on April 28, 2020, 08:43:19 AM
Anyone know if he’s on the “mainline” or whether he’s on a protective custody/special needs yard? (I only know of these terms from watching prison vids on YT.) I was under the impression that guys like him (women beaters) can’t “walk” a mainline yard.

Also, if he’s not in PC or on a SNY what race does he clique up with? Is he programming or gang banging?

I'm a CO in NYS.  In NY,  rapists and woman beaters live in general population for the most part.  Rapists in general aren't popular, and the other inmates treat them with disrespect and don't associate with them, but they don't assault them for the most part. 

I'm guessing that War Machine is in some sort of segregated unit (in NY it's called APPU), not because he was a woman beater, but because of his fame.  Putting a high profile inmate like him in GP would be a death sentence, as another inmate will attack him to build up their reputation among other inmates. 

Oh, and I'm also guessing that he reason he got married is because he wants to be moved to a facility that has as FRP program (aka conjugal visits).  To get a FRP visit you have to be legally married, which is why a lot of cons will marry some chick they don't even know from the street. 

On a side note, there was an inmate at a facility I was at when I was a rookie, that all the officers and cons called guy.  The sick fuck was doing Life without Parole, and would have his biological mother visit him every 3 months, and they would have a 2 day fuck fest.  I wish I was making this up, but sadly I'm not lol!
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Kwon on April 28, 2020, 08:51:11 AM
On a side note, there was an inmate at a facility I was at when I was a rookie, that all the officers and cons called guy. The sick fuck was doing Life without Parole, and would have his biological mother visit him every 3 months, and they would have a 2 day fuck fest.  I wish I was making this up, but sadly I'm not lol!

Did you call him Guy Fawkes or?
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Dave D on April 28, 2020, 09:26:32 AM
I'm a CO in NYS.  In NY,  rapists and woman beaters live in general population for the most part.  Rapists in general aren't popular, and the other inmates treat them with disrespect and don't associate with them, but they don't assault them for the most part. 

I'm guessing that War Machine is in some sort of segregated unit (in NY it's called APPU), not because he was a woman beater, but because of his fame.  Putting a high profile inmate like him in GP would be a death sentence, as another inmate will attack him to build up their reputation among other inmates. 

Oh, and I'm also guessing that he reason he got married is because he wants to be moved to a facility that has as FRP program (aka conjugal visits).  To get a FRP visit you have to be legally married, which is why a lot of cons will marry some chick they don't even know from the street. 

On a side note, there was an inmate at a facility I was at when I was a rookie, that all the officers and cons called guy.  The sick fuck was doing Life without Parole, and would have his biological mother visit him every 3 months, and they would have a 2 day fuck fest.  I wish I was making this up, but sadly I'm not lol!


How would his mother get overnight visits?
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: friedchickendinner on April 28, 2020, 09:32:27 AM
Did you call him Guy Fawkes or?

(https://beatopolis.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/guy-album-cover.jpg)
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Voice of Doom on April 28, 2020, 09:40:12 AM
Well, he certainly has a "type".
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: lightweight83 on April 28, 2020, 09:45:09 AM
Did you call him Guy Fawkes or?

LOL! Getbig edited my comment.  Everyone called him Mfer, not guy.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: friedchickendinner on April 28, 2020, 09:46:02 AM
rarely has being called mfer been more appropriate
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: lightweight83 on April 28, 2020, 10:05:43 AM
rarely has being called mfer been more appropriate

Right! 
The way everyone found out was because the mother asked staff for condoms.  When the officer said to her, "aren't you visiting your son" and she replied "my boy needs to get his".
I know this sounds like complete bullshit, but it's 100% true!
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Jizmonkey on April 28, 2020, 10:50:54 AM
I'm a CO in NYS.  In NY,  rapists and woman beaters live in general population for the most part.  Rapists in general aren't popular, and the other inmates treat them with disrespect and don't associate with them, but they don't assault them for the most part. 

I'm guessing that War Machine is in some sort of segregated unit (in NY it's called APPU), not because he was a woman beater, but because of his fame.  Putting a high profile inmate like him in GP would be a death sentence, as another inmate will attack him to build up their reputation among other inmates. 

Oh, and I'm also guessing that he reason he got married is because he wants to be moved to a facility that has as FRP program (aka conjugal visits).  To get a FRP visit you have to be legally married, which is why a lot of cons will marry some chick they don't even know from the street. 

On a side note, there was an inmate at a facility I was at when I was a rookie, that all the officers and cons called guy.  The sick fuck was doing Life without Parole, and would have his biological mother visit him every 3 months, and they would have a 2 day fuck fest.  I wish I was making this up, but sadly I'm not lol!
What would be her motivation for this though?
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Campeon Del Mundo on April 28, 2020, 11:35:27 AM
He is in the general population in Lovelock Correctional Center with Craig Titus.  Many there have sex crimes.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: _bruce_ on April 28, 2020, 12:50:21 PM
Right! 
The way everyone found out was because the mother asked staff for condoms.  When the officer said to her, "aren't you visiting your son" and she replied "my boy needs to get his".
I know this sounds like complete bullshit, but it's 100% true!

Even Caligula would kill to get the chance for a 3some with Shizzo and his mom.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: OlympiaGym on April 28, 2020, 02:27:09 PM
Right! 
The way everyone found out was because the mother asked staff for condoms.  When the officer said to her, "aren't you visiting your son" and she replied "my boy needs to get his".
I know this sounds like complete bullshit, but it's 100% true!

I believe it. I have a friend who was a NYS CO and he told me some pretty crazy stories. Last I heard  he’s in a women’s lockup in Queens that’s supposedly fairly safe. Where were they getting it on though?

From what I hear doing time in Cali is a lot harder than in NY.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Svengoolie on April 28, 2020, 03:03:04 PM
They were probably doing that since he was a kid  :-X
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: a_pupil on April 28, 2020, 03:24:25 PM
Is he with the grape juice pirus in there or the los pollos cartel?
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: lightweight83 on April 28, 2020, 03:46:59 PM
I believe it. I have a friend who was a NYS CO and he told me some pretty crazy stories. Last I heard  he’s in a women’s lockup in Queens that’s supposedly fairly safe. Where were they getting it on though?

From what I hear doing time in Cali is a lot harder than in NY.

The shit I've seen/heard would blow your mind.  You honestly have no idea.  The prison hierarchy is insane as well! 
Just last week I had a con who was in his early 20's and fucked over the majority of the dorm and they were gonna jump/cut him on the afternoon or midnight shift. I had to speak to the head blood and negotiate with him, so they wouldn't kill him when I wasn't there.  I was able to talk them down and have the idiot talk to the sergeant and sign into PC.

There are only 3 female facilities in NYS.  I've never worked in one, but I've heard they are pretty low key for the most part.  The female cons flirt with male staff like a mfer, but other than that, it's not too bad.  The main issue is trying to keep your dick in your pants for your entire career.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 28, 2020, 05:00:31 PM
The shit I've seen/heard would blow your mind.  You honestly have no idea.  The prison hierarchy is insane as well! 
Just last week I had a con who was in his early 20's and fucked over the majority of the dorm and they were gonna jump/cut him on the afternoon or midnight shift. I had to speak to the head blood and negotiate with him, so they wouldn't kill him when I wasn't there.  I was able to talk them down and have the idiot talk to the sergeant and sign into PC.

There are only 3 female facilities in NYS.  I've never worked in one, but I've heard they are pretty low key for the most part.  The female cons flirt with male staff like a mfer, but other than that, it's not too bad.  The main issue is trying to keep your dick in your pants for your entire career.

Start a thread of prison stories.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: WalterWhite on April 28, 2020, 05:32:12 PM
Right! 
The way everyone found out was because the mother asked staff for condoms.  When the officer said to her, "aren't you visiting your son" and she replied "my boy needs to get his".
I know this sounds like complete bullshit, but it's 100% true!

Were they sure this was his mom? Would not put it past a lifer to have fake paperwork etc.

Sounds like Gillian Darmody on Boardwalk Empire.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: The Keto Kid on April 28, 2020, 05:44:14 PM
Gets more pussy in prison than most getbiggers in the free world.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 29, 2020, 04:19:05 AM
Gets more pussy in prison than most getbiggers in the free world.
Why are these guys allowed pussy at all in prison?  I am envious.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: lightweight83 on April 29, 2020, 12:50:38 PM
Start a thread of prison stories.

I have 7 years in. My first 2 in a Max/supermax and the last 5 in a medium.  The shit I've seen/heard would blow your mind!  Prison is a completely different animal! It doesn't matter how big or tough you are, it's how you move, that will keep you alive. 
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 30, 2020, 06:20:23 AM
I have 7 years in. My first 2 in a Max/supermax and the last 5 in a medium.  The shit I've seen/heard would blow your mind!  Prison is a completely different animal! It doesn't matter how big or tough you are, it's how you move, that will keep you alive.
Prison is so dangerous and that's why only 99% survive it.  It's kind of like the Coronavirus.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Dave D on April 30, 2020, 09:53:25 AM
Prison is so dangerous and that's why only 99% survive it.  It's kind of like the Coronavirus.

This.

Most prison sentences are death sentences. Routinely guys get a 30 year bid and they end up dead with in 29 years.

This is probably why you don’t hear about repeat offenders, no one ever gets a second chance to go back to prison.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: lightweight83 on May 02, 2020, 11:32:24 AM
Prison is so dangerous and that's why only 99% survive it.  It's kind of like the Coronavirus.

Laugh all you want.  If you are white, you will be oppressed, almost guaranteed! 95% of the white guys are extremely quiet, keep to themselves and most of them pay off the bloods, so they aren't assaulted.
In NYS the bloods completely run almost all of the facilities.  Their numbers are so large that no other gang can challenge them.  Crip members rarely last more than 1 day in general population.  If it a crip gets put in GP, they will find a random dude who looks like a pussy and attack him for no reason, only so they go to the box and can do their time there.  The majority of crips max out, because they lose all their good time within a few months of doing this type of shit.

I had a whiteboy tell me that he didn't have a racist bone in his body until he came to prison, and that now if he would kill every dindu on planet earth, he would do it in a second!
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Kwon on May 02, 2020, 12:03:46 PM
The shit I've seen/heard would blow your mind.  You honestly have no idea.  The prison hierarchy is insane as well! 
Just last week I had a con who was in his early 20's and fucked over the majority of the dorm and they were gonna jump/cut him on the afternoon or midnight shift. I had to speak to the head blood and negotiate with him, so they wouldn't kill him when I wasn't there.  I was able to talk them down and have the idiot talk to the sergeant and sign into PC.

There are only 3 female facilities in NYS.  I've never worked in one, but I've heard they are pretty low key for the most part.  The female cons flirt with male staff like a mfer, but other than that, it's not too bad.  The main issue is trying to keep your dick in your pants for your entire career.

Start a thread on prison stories, i want to hear ALL those stories that would blow our minds!


What is NYS and why are the Bloods ruling that area?
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: _bruce_ on May 02, 2020, 12:23:24 PM

Dr. Watson approved.

Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: joswift on May 02, 2020, 01:34:47 PM
Start a thread of prison stories.

he will only end up in a game of oneupmanship with you know who
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: OlympiaGym on May 02, 2020, 02:05:41 PM
Start a thread on prison stories, i want to hear ALL those stories that would blow our minds!


What is NYS and why are the Bloods ruling that area?

New York State.

Bloods are the ruling black gang in NYS.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: OlympiaGym on May 02, 2020, 02:07:32 PM
Laugh all you want.  If you are white, you will be oppressed, almost guaranteed! 95% of the white guys are extremely quiet, keep to themselves and most of them pay off the bloods, so they aren't assaulted.
In NYS the bloods completely run almost all of the facilities.  Their numbers are so large that no other gang can challenge them.  Crip members rarely last more than 1 day in general population.  If it a crip gets put in GP, they will find a random dude who looks like a pussy and attack him for no reason, only so they go to the box and can do their time there.  The majority of crips max out, because they lose all their good time within a few months of doing this type of shit.

I had a whiteboy tell me that he didn't have a racist bone in his body until he came to prison, and that now if he would kill every dindu on planet earth, he would do it in a second!

What about the Kings, DDP, and other Latino gangs? Do they not have the #s anymore to bang with the black gangs?
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: ESFitness on May 02, 2020, 02:35:38 PM
The politics on yards in other states aren't always what you'd assume if you're only familiar with CA prisons.

Vegas/Nevada yards likely aren't like CA, since a lot of the guys who end up in NV prisons had left CA prior, to leave CA gang politics.

Politics have their place in prison, but a lot of time it's politics for the sake of politics. I.e. if you get charged with "indecent exposure" for fucking your 32yr old gf in the back of your SUV, in a CA prison that's viewed the same as raping a 3yr old.

Hence, war machine walking GP. Dudes might think, "oh, this dude is already kinda a psychopath, fights for a living, juiced up.. finds his equally whoreish-psychopath pornstar cumguzzler gf with a dick in her mouth and flips out... Seems like an understandable reaction, given all the info"... And see he's not really, probably anyway, a little dweeb who just beats on helpless girls to make himself feel better... This dude also beats on dudes in parking lots, bars, grocery stores, 7-11's etc... Dude seems to kinda "be about that life", and it's best give him a wide berth, cuz they may break his jaw, but it'll cost their jaw as well.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: SF1900 on May 02, 2020, 02:51:12 PM
HAHA LOL, Esfitness out in full force!!
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: el numero uno on May 02, 2020, 03:00:29 PM
The politics on yards in other states aren't always what you'd assume if you're only familiar with CA prisons.

Vegas/Nevada yards likely aren't like CA, since a lot of the guys who end up in NV prisons had left CA prior, to leave CA gang politics.

Politics have their place in prison, but a lot of time it's politics for the sake of politics. I.e. if you get charged with "indecent exposure" for fucking your 32yr old gf in the back of your SUV, in a CA prison that's viewed the same as raping a 3yr old.

Hence, war machine walking GP. Dudes might think, "oh, this dude is already kinda a psychopath, fights for a living, juiced up.. finds his equally whoreish-psychopath pornstar cumguzzler gf with a dick in her mouth and flips out... Seems like an understandable reaction, given all the info"... And see he's not really, probably anyway, a little dweeb who just beats on helpless girls to make himself feel better... This dude also beats on dudes in parking lots, bars, grocery stores, 7-11's etc... Dude seems to kinda "be about that life", and it's best give him a wide berth, cuz they may break his jaw, but it'll cost their jaw as well.

Don't start a thread of prison stories.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: joswift on May 02, 2020, 03:08:45 PM
Don't start a thread of prison stories.

"the bell has already been rung"
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: SF1900 on May 02, 2020, 03:14:36 PM
The politics on yards in other states aren't always what you'd assume if you're only familiar with CA prisons.

Vegas/Nevada yards likely aren't like CA, since a lot of the guys who end up in NV prisons had left CA prior, to leave CA gang politics.

Politics have their place in prison, but a lot of time it's politics for the sake of politics. I.e. if you get charged with "indecent exposure" for fucking your 32yr old gf in the back of your SUV, in a CA prison that's viewed the same as raping a 3yr old.

Hence, war machine walking GP. Dudes might think, "oh, this dude is already kinda a psychopath, fights for a living, juiced up.. finds his equally whoreish-psychopath pornstar cumguzzler gf with a dick in her mouth and flips out... Seems like an understandable reaction, given all the info"... And see he's not really, probably anyway, a little dweeb who just beats on helpless girls to make himself feel better... This dude also beats on dudes in parking lots, bars, grocery stores, 7-11's etc... Dude seems to kinda "be about that life", and it's best give him a wide berth, cuz they may break his jaw, but it'll cost their jaw as well.

ESFITNESS, can you tell us the story about the guitar string?
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: joswift on May 02, 2020, 03:18:34 PM
ESFITNESS, can you tell us the story about the guitar string?
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Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Kwon on May 02, 2020, 03:19:11 PM
New York State.

Bloods are the ruling black gang in NYS.

New York? I thought they were in Los Angeles!


Goes to show much i know about american gangs!

Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: OlympiaGym on May 02, 2020, 06:12:49 PM


Politics have their place in prison, but a lot of time it's politics for the sake of politics. I.e. if you get charged with "indecent exposure" for fucking your 32yr old gf in the back of your SUV, in a CA prison that's viewed the same as raping a 3yr old.


A conviction for “indecent exposure,” assuming they would even prosecute you for it, is not going to wind up with you being sent to prison in California.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: OlympiaGym on May 02, 2020, 06:14:08 PM
New York? I thought they were in Los Angeles!


Goes to show much i know about american gangs!

Bloods (red) and crips (blue) are 2 main black gangs in US. Bloods dominate NY for sure.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: ESFitness on May 02, 2020, 06:16:05 PM
A conviction for “indecent exposure,” assuming they would even prosecute you for it, is not going to wind up with you being sent to prison in California.

It'd still be in a dudes NCIC.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: OlympiaGym on May 02, 2020, 06:31:37 PM
It'd still be in a dudes NCIC.

That is true enough.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: SF1900 on May 03, 2020, 02:25:03 AM
New York? I thought they were in Los Angeles!


Goes to show much i know about american gangs!

They are pretty much in most major  US cities.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: Kwon on May 03, 2020, 02:31:23 AM
Bloods (red) and crips (blue) are 2 main black gangs in US. Bloods dominate NY for sure.

Thought they were all in California/Los Angeles.



But are they not the biggest gangs period regardless of Color? Since they dominate New York?

No latin, asian, white gang could compare i guess with so many blacks going to jail.
Title: Re: War Machine gets married in prison
Post by: ESFitness on May 07, 2020, 01:34:36 PM
ESFITNESS, can you tell us the story about the guitar string?

search it, lil man.

Don't start a thread of prison stories.

i'll do what i want.