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War Machine gets married in prison
« on: April 27, 2020, 02:30:14 PM »
Jonathan paul Koppenhaver aka War Machine ties the knot in prison with his pen pal Ashley Farrington.

He is currently serving a prison sentence of 36 years to life for raping and beating his pornstar gf Christy Mack to the point of knocking out 12 of her teeth, breaking her nose, damaging her liver, and rendering her unconscious in the hospital after she jumped out of her 2nd story window to escape when he admitted he was planning to kill her.

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Re: WarMachine gets married in prison
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2020, 02:33:15 PM »
Christie Mack looks better in those photos.

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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2020, 03:11:11 PM »
Anyone know if he’s on the “mainline” or whether he’s on a protective custody/special needs yard? (I only know of these terms from watching prison vids on YT.) I was under the impression that guys like him (women beaters) can’t “walk” a mainline yard.

Also, if he’s not in PC or on a SNY what race does he clique up with? Is he programming or gang banging?

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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2020, 03:14:35 PM »
Good question. He's got an american-german father and a mexican mother.
Being a fighter I'm sure either gang wants him on their team even though he is a woman beater.

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Re: War Machine gets married in prison
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2020, 03:22:19 PM »
That broad has to be 10x the crazy he is.  Even if you want a dude who might put you in the hosital, you don't get to have him for 36 more years. Thank you to the woman whooper for taking her miswired timebomb head out of singles circulation.

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Re: War Machine gets married in prison
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2020, 04:23:44 PM »
What’s christy Mack up to these days, any porn? What’s she look like now? ???

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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2020, 04:52:55 PM »
What’s christy Mack up to these days, any porn? What’s she look like now? ???

We covered this in her very own thread on GB. Her prolapsed anus looks like a hot pocket

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Re: War Machine gets married in prison
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2020, 05:02:01 PM »
You would think with all the work she needed on her face after the beating, she would have had her ass and pussy fixed, cute girl but bottom half has seen too much work.

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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2020, 11:49:07 PM »
We covered this in her very own thread on GB. Her prolapsed anus looks like a hot pocket

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Re: War Machine gets married in prison
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2020, 01:40:42 AM »
We covered this in her very own thread on GB. Her prolapsed anus looks like a hot pocket

Pics?

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Re: War Machine gets married in prison
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2020, 02:13:58 AM »
Will mrs.Mack become a new born Christian so that only God can judge her?

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Re: War Machine gets married in prison
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2020, 05:44:31 AM »
War Machine savagely beats his girlfriend because she cheats on him but gets married in prison.  I'm sure this "wholesome" tatted up wife will be faithful while he's locked up. ::)

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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2020, 06:07:09 AM »
War Machine savagely beats his girlfriend because she cheats on him but gets married in prison.  I'm sure this "wholesome" tatted up wife will be faithful while he's locked up. ::)

At least she already knows what's coming when/as soon as WarMach finds out :D
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2020, 06:15:04 AM »
At least she already knows what's coming when/as soon as WarMach finds out :D
Since he's not getting out till old age she can taunt him with it.

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Re: War Machine gets married in prison
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2020, 06:17:51 AM »
Isnt marriage a sort of prison? Now he's in 2 prisons  :-\

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Re: War Machine gets married in prison
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2020, 06:19:05 AM »
At least he's probably getting laid in the prison prison.

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« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2020, 07:23:24 AM »
Since he's not getting out till old age she can taunt him with it.

Once he finds out, he can escape jail with the aid of Los Tacos (or just send a message to a Los Tacos-member on the outside)
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Re: War Machine gets married in prison
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2020, 08:43:19 AM »
Anyone know if he’s on the “mainline” or whether he’s on a protective custody/special needs yard? (I only know of these terms from watching prison vids on YT.) I was under the impression that guys like him (women beaters) can’t “walk” a mainline yard.

Also, if he’s not in PC or on a SNY what race does he clique up with? Is he programming or gang banging?

I'm a CO in NYS.  In NY,  rapists and woman beaters live in general population for the most part.  Rapists in general aren't popular, and the other inmates treat them with disrespect and don't associate with them, but they don't assault them for the most part. 

I'm guessing that War Machine is in some sort of segregated unit (in NY it's called APPU), not because he was a woman beater, but because of his fame.  Putting a high profile inmate like him in GP would be a death sentence, as another inmate will attack him to build up their reputation among other inmates. 

Oh, and I'm also guessing that he reason he got married is because he wants to be moved to a facility that has as FRP program (aka conjugal visits).  To get a FRP visit you have to be legally married, which is why a lot of cons will marry some chick they don't even know from the street. 

On a side note, there was an inmate at a facility I was at when I was a rookie, that all the officers and cons called guy.  The sick fuck was doing Life without Parole, and would have his biological mother visit him every 3 months, and they would have a 2 day fuck fest.  I wish I was making this up, but sadly I'm not lol!

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« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2020, 08:51:11 AM »
On a side note, there was an inmate at a facility I was at when I was a rookie, that all the officers and cons called guy. The sick fuck was doing Life without Parole, and would have his biological mother visit him every 3 months, and they would have a 2 day fuck fest.  I wish I was making this up, but sadly I'm not lol!

Did you call him Guy Fawkes or?
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Re: War Machine gets married in prison
« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2020, 09:26:32 AM »
I'm a CO in NYS.  In NY,  rapists and woman beaters live in general population for the most part.  Rapists in general aren't popular, and the other inmates treat them with disrespect and don't associate with them, but they don't assault them for the most part. 

I'm guessing that War Machine is in some sort of segregated unit (in NY it's called APPU), not because he was a woman beater, but because of his fame.  Putting a high profile inmate like him in GP would be a death sentence, as another inmate will attack him to build up their reputation among other inmates. 

Oh, and I'm also guessing that he reason he got married is because he wants to be moved to a facility that has as FRP program (aka conjugal visits).  To get a FRP visit you have to be legally married, which is why a lot of cons will marry some chick they don't even know from the street. 

On a side note, there was an inmate at a facility I was at when I was a rookie, that all the officers and cons called guy.  The sick fuck was doing Life without Parole, and would have his biological mother visit him every 3 months, and they would have a 2 day fuck fest.  I wish I was making this up, but sadly I'm not lol!


How would his mother get overnight visits?

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« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2020, 09:40:12 AM »
Well, he certainly has a "type".

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Re: War Machine gets married in prison
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2020, 09:45:09 AM »
Did you call him Guy Fawkes or?

LOL! Getbig edited my comment.  Everyone called him Mfer, not guy.

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« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2020, 09:46:02 AM »
rarely has being called mfer been more appropriate

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Re: War Machine gets married in prison
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2020, 10:05:43 AM »
rarely has being called mfer been more appropriate

Right! 
The way everyone found out was because the mother asked staff for condoms.  When the officer said to her, "aren't you visiting your son" and she replied "my boy needs to get his".
I know this sounds like complete bullshit, but it's 100% true!