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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Coach is Back! on May 05, 2020, 12:12:02 PM
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Looking jakkked coach.that beach looks nice.
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you have a short jaw and small chin, and need a much longer beard to balance your face
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=569460.0;attach=609684;image)
look how this guy with a short jaw improves
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=665418.0;attach=1145307;image)
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=665418.0;attach=1145309;image)
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Looking jakkked coach.that beach looks nice.
Thanks, I’m left in limbo because I’ve been dieting on and off (mostly on) since January but shows are either getting cancelled of postponed.
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you have a short jaw and small chin, and need a much longer beard to balance your face
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=569460.0;attach=609684;image)
look how this guy with a short jaw improves
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=665418.0;attach=1145307;image)
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=665418.0;attach=1145309;image)
That pic of me is about 10 years old lol
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That pic of me is about 10 years old lol
your jaw and chin bones grew in that time?You have a short jaw and small chin, no magic is going to change that apart from jaw and chin implants or a beard.Not singling you out, most men have a bad lower third that would be improved by a medium to long beard.But silly to focus so much on your body and neglect a huge thing that can be done for face.Especially when you have short facial hair anyway.
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Had to make sure to get that shoulder vein in the pic
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your jaw and chin bones grew in that time?You have a short jaw and small chin, no magic is going to change that apart from jaw and chin implants or a beard.Not singling you out, most men have a bad lower third that would be improved by a medium to long beard.But silly to focus so much on your body and neglect a huge thing that can be done for face.
I really don’t even give a thought
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Had to make sure to get that shoulder vein in the pic
Would have been in the other shoulder as well
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I really don’t even give a thought
you might not, but everyone you meet does subconsciously.Why be so vain about body and not face.Makes no sense.
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Would have been in the other shoulder as well
This response, haha. :D
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you might not, but everyone you meet does subconsciously.Why be so vain about body and not face.Makes no sense.
I’m married, I have no one to impress but my wife. If I were that vain I’d be walking around near contest shape all year around...
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Not saying which beach....must be one of those which are closed. ;)
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your jaw and chin bones grew in that time?You have a short jaw and small chin, no magic is going to change that apart from jaw and chin implants or a beard.Not singling you out, most men have a bad lower third that would be improved by a medium to long beard.But silly to focus so much on your body and neglect a huge thing that can be done for face.Especially when you have short facial hair anyway.
Beards can be uncomfortable. Mine made the skin on my face itch.
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Not saying which beach....must be one of those which are closed. ;)
Backyard of my house. It’s closed but HBPB or the lifeguards aren’t enforcing Newsom’s order
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Backyard of my house. It’s closed but HBPB or the lifeguards aren’t enforcing Newsom’s order
So the photos of the cops facing off a crowd of protesters at the beach must have been fake news. I knew it! Where are my board shorts? Gonna hit the beach.
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He looks good here large and in charge 8)
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So the photos of the cops facing off a crowd of protesters at the beach must have been fake news. I knew it! Where are my board shorts? Gonna hit the beach.
Of course it was real. I follow our local government closely and know a couple of the supervisors and our city attorney. HB, Newport, Laguna Beach and Dana Point all have constitutional lawsuits going against Newsom. The cops and lifeguards I’ve spoken with on our beach won’t fully enforce the directive and seeing that they’re hardly around during the week no one is getting bothered. They’re exact words were “We hate the position we’ve been put in and 100% disagree with Newsoms order.
They’re a little more strict during the weekends because there are obviously more people but to the best of my knowledge, no one has even been cited
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Of course it was real. I follow our local government closely and know a couple of the supervisors and our city attorney. HB, Newport, Laguna Beach and Dana Point all have constitutional lawsuits going against Newsom. The cops and lifeguards I’ve spoken with on our beach won’t fully enforce the directive and seeing that they’re hardly around during the week no one is getting bothered. They’re exact words were “We hate the position we’ve been put in and 100% disagree with Newsoms order.
They’re a little more strict during the weekends because there are obviously more people but to the best of my knowledge, no one has even been cited
Ah ha, so it's all for show.
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Ah ha, so it's all for show.
I wouldn’t say that. Most small businesses are still closed and on the beaches people still
have to “social distance”
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I really don’t even give a thought
Because your not a fag.
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Because your not a fag.
Dont be confused, the only reason he isnt sporting a longer beard is because nobody ever redpilled him on his short lower third before.This is a man with immacuatly groomed facial hair, groomed head hair, tanned, who injects himself with drugs, trains, eats and lives 24/7 to have a physique that gets him noticed.Same reason why he is posting shirtless selfies here with shoulder veins at 60yrs old.If you are going to call people out on being fags for that reason, not that i agree with you, then he should be high on the list.
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Dont be confused, the only reason he isnt sporting a longer beard is because nobody ever redpilled him on his short lower third before.This is a man with immacuatly groomed facial hair, groomed head hair, tanned, who injects himself with drugs, trains, eats and lives 24/7 to have a physique that gets him noticed.Same reason why he is posting shirtless selfies here with shoulder veins at 60yrs old.If you are going to call people out on being fags for that reason, not that i agree with you, then he should be high on the list.
I don’t have a longer beard because I don’t want one..pretty simple if you think about it
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Not saying which beach....must be one of those which are closed. ;)
If I had to guess, I would say that picture of The_Coach was taken at Dobbins Island's beach in Maryland. It's a great little private beach, owned by David Clickner since 2002, who I assume is a fan of the Joe Local clothing line - possibly even a major investor in The_Coach's Joe Local clothing business.
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Bro...you're like 50....aren't you legit too old for the attention whoring look at me shit....the fuck is wrong with you
EDIT: and you're not even doing it "ironically"....like, ewww
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Dont be confused, the only reason he isnt sporting a longer beard is because nobody ever redpilled him on his short lower third before.This is a man with immacuatly groomed facial hair, groomed head hair, tanned, who injects himself with drugs, trains, eats and lives 24/7 to have a physique that gets him noticed.Same reason why he is posting shirtless selfies here with shoulder veins at 60yrs old.If you are going to call people out on being fags for that reason, not that i agree with you, then he should be high on the list.
I take it back.
Coach is a shameful metrosexual attention whore.
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I wouldn’t say that. Most small businesses are still closed and on the beaches people still
have to “social distance”
Just saw a sign on one the the three local Starbucks today saying the were open from 7:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m. I assume they mean for take out only. Like California, restrictions are not getting lifted in Oregon by Governor Brown at least not to any noticeable degree. I suspect they were closed not because the clientele couldn't practice social distancing but because it would be darn near impossible for the employees to do so, considering the pace and area they need to cover behind the bar.
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I really don’t even give a thought about army paying so much attention to my good looks
just enjoy the attention
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That photo makes me walk in slow motion with explosions going off behind me.
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Since you have free time it is time to install that AC unit in the house
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Bro...you're like 50....aren't you legit too old for the attention whoring look at me shit....the fuck is wrong with you
EDIT: and you're not even doing it "ironically"....like, ewww
Wow, you’re back
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Bro...you're like 50....aren't you legit too old for the attention whoring look at me shit....the fuck is wrong with you
EDIT: and you're not even doing it "ironically"....like, ewww
And just like that, a phoenix rises from the ashes.....
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Bro...you're like 50....aren't you legit too old for the attention whoring look at me shit....the fuck is wrong with you
EDIT: and you're not even doing it "ironically"....like, ewww
The greats resurface!
"1"
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Johnny Melanoid enters the fray.
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well, Ron did decide to start paying me again so....
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Bro...you're like 50....aren't you legit too old for the attention whoring look at me shit....the fuck is wrong with you
EDIT: and you're not even doing it "ironically"....like, ewww
Holy shit! One of the greats of GetBig has reappeared! So good to have you back (hopefully). Warning, things have not improved when you last left dripping in apathy.
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Holy shit! One of the greats of GetBig has reappeared! So good to have you back (hopefully). Warning, things have not improved when you last left dripping in apathy.
this saddens me immensely
there is civil unrest in Burkina Faso, this flu thing and Johnny Falcon is still fat....
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I appreciate you showing the ocean and not the right side of your face. :)
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Bro...you're like 50....aren't you legit too old for the attention whoring look at me shit....the fuck is wrong with you
EDIT: and you're not even doing it "ironically"....like, ewww
I’m almost 58 and still look better than you. Welcome back. Hated to bitch slap you on your first day back
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it's a shame...you're that old and still not out....bro, nobody likes a old queen...it's so la cage
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it's a shame...you're that old and still not out....bro, nobody likes a old queen...it's so la cage
Never been accused of being gay let alone a queen. But if you pull up some of your old pictures....
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Never been accused of being gay let alone a queen. But if you pull up some of your old pictures....
and you know what- I actually legit apologize for that because I really don't think you're gay because gay men your age actually have tact and some culture and aren't as self obsessed as you are.....
no- you're just a tacky, boring white guy who is overcompensating for the fact that you've lived this long and are unsatisfied...and you're short
so, you're not gay......you're just boring
PS- get AIDS
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what i'm trying to say is you may not be gay but you still suck
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Johnny went from prettyboy twink to Masculine brute
(https://i.imgur.com/DjiAyCv.jpg)
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it's a shame...you're that old and still not out....bro, nobody likes a old queen...it's so la cage
"so la cage" The Dennis Miller type wit and obscure references is still there. This board desperately needs it. I always had google at the ready when reading your posts.
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what i'm trying to say is you may not be gay but you still suck
ROFLMAO!
Sorry Coach, you know I'm a fan but this guy is gold.
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Johnny went from prettyboy twink to Masculine brute
(https://i.imgur.com/DjiAyCv.jpg)
We’ll save this post for posterity. Johnny’s gone down hill....sorry for making fun of you. It must hurt. Wait...do you get your eyebrows done (or whatever it’s called) lol?
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I take it back.
Coach is a shameful metrosexual attention whore.
Never been accused of being a “metrosexual” either...😂😂😂
Aaaahahahahahahaha....th is would be Johnny
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a young, urban, heterosexual (questionable in Johnnys case) male with liberal political views, an interest in fashion, and a refined sense of taste for cock.
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Johnny went from prettyboy twink to Masculine brute
(https://i.imgur.com/DjiAyCv.jpg)
why does that wall have eyes?
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why does that wall have eyes?
You mean like this?
(https://www.bostonterrierforums.com/sites/default/files/strabismus_boston_terrier.jpg)
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Cedar Sighing Eyes. Muh Hog Gainny.
Somewhere in a freight elevator.