Somewhere on a Beach

[IroNat]

Dont be confused, the only reason he isnt sporting a longer beard is because nobody ever redpilled him on his short lower third before.This is a man with immacuatly groomed facial hair, groomed head hair, tanned, who injects himself with drugs, trains, eats and lives 24/7 to have a physique that gets him noticed.Same reason why he is posting shirtless selfies here with shoulder veins at 60yrs old.If you are going to call people out on being fags for that reason, not that i agree with you, then he should be high on the list.

I take it back. 

Coach is a shameful metrosexual attention whore.

[Primemuscle]

I wouldn’t say that. Most small businesses are still closed and on the beaches people still
have to “social distance”

Just saw a sign on one the the three local Starbucks today saying the were open from 7:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m. I assume they mean for take out only. Like California, restrictions are not getting lifted in Oregon by Governor Brown at least not to any noticeable degree. I suspect they were closed not because the clientele couldn't practice social distancing but because it would be darn near impossible for the employees to do so, considering the pace and area they need to cover behind the bar.

[B_B_C]

I really don’t even give a thought about army paying so much attention to my good looks

just enjoy the attention

[JustPlaneJane]

That photo makes me walk in slow motion with explosions going off behind me.

[Bevo]

Since you have free time it is time to install that AC unit in the house

[Bevo]

Bro...you're like 50....aren't you legit too old for the attention whoring look at me shit....the fuck is wrong with you

EDIT: and you're not even doing it "ironically"....like, ewww

Wow, you’re back

[Rambone]

Bro...you're like 50....aren't you legit too old for the attention whoring look at me shit....the fuck is wrong with you

EDIT: and you're not even doing it "ironically"....like, ewww

And just like that, a phoenix rises from the ashes.....

[OneMoreRep]

Bro...you're like 50....aren't you legit too old for the attention whoring look at me shit....the fuck is wrong with you

EDIT: and you're not even doing it "ironically"....like, ewww

The greats resurface!

"1"

[Tapeworm]

Johnny Melanoid enters the fray.

[johnnynoname]

well, Ron did decide to start paying me again so....

[pellius]

Bro...you're like 50....aren't you legit too old for the attention whoring look at me shit....the fuck is wrong with you

EDIT: and you're not even doing it "ironically"....like, ewww

Holy shit! One of the greats of GetBig has reappeared! So good to have you back (hopefully). Warning, things have not improved when you last left dripping in apathy.

[johnnynoname]

Holy shit! One of the greats of GetBig has reappeared! So good to have you back (hopefully). Warning, things have not improved when you last left dripping in apathy.

this saddens me immensely

there is civil unrest in Burkina Faso, this flu thing and Johnny Falcon is still fat....

[Jizmonkey]

I appreciate you showing the ocean and not the right side of your face. 

[Coach is Back!]

Bro...you're like 50....aren't you legit too old for the attention whoring look at me shit....the fuck is wrong with you

EDIT: and you're not even doing it "ironically"....like, ewww

I’m almost 58 and still look better than you. Welcome back. Hated to bitch slap you on your first day back

[johnnynoname]

it's a shame...you're that old and still not out....bro, nobody likes a old queen...it's so la cage

[Coach is Back!]

it's a shame...you're that old and still not out....bro, nobody likes a old queen...it's so la cage

Never been accused of being gay let alone a queen. But if you pull up some of your old pictures....

[johnnynoname]

Never been accused of being gay let alone a queen. But if you pull up some of your old pictures....

and you know what- I actually legit apologize for that because I really don't think you're gay because gay men your age actually have tact and some culture and aren't as self obsessed as you are.....

no- you're just a tacky, boring white guy who is overcompensating for the fact that you've lived this long and are unsatisfied...and you're short

so, you're not gay......you're just boring


PS- get AIDS

[johnnynoname]

what i'm trying to say is you may not be gay but you still suck

[Army of One]

Johnny went from prettyboy twink to Masculine brute

[pellius]

it's a shame...you're that old and still not out....bro, nobody likes a old queen...it's so la cage

"so la cage" The Dennis Miller type wit and obscure references is still there. This board desperately needs it. I always had google at the ready when reading your posts.

[pellius]

what i'm trying to say is you may not be gay but you still suck

ROFLMAO!

Sorry Coach, you know I'm a fan but this guy is gold.

[Coach is Back!]

Johnny went from prettyboy twink to Masculine brute

We’ll save this post for posterity. Johnny’s gone down hill....sorry for making fun of you. It must hurt. Wait...do you get your eyebrows done (or whatever it’s called) lol?

[Coach is Back!]

I take it back. 

Coach is a shameful metrosexual attention whore.

Never been accused of being a “metrosexual” either...😂😂😂

Aaaahahahahahahaha....th is would be Johnny

met·ro·sex·ual
/ˌmetrōˈsekSH(o͞o)əl/
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nounINFORMAL
a young, urban, heterosexual (questionable in Johnnys case) male with liberal political views, an interest in fashion, and a refined sense of taste for cock.

[Kwon]

https://www.dazeddigital.com/beauty/body/article/48456/1/mary-magdalene-xomarym-extreme-plastic-surgery-worlds-fattest-vagina

[johnnynoname]

Johnny went from prettyboy twink to Masculine brute

why does that wall have eyes?