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Title: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: Mayor Of Bodybuilding on May 23, 2020, 06:35:59 AM
Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game.  Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes.  Any suggestions? 
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: Kwon on May 23, 2020, 06:39:52 AM
Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game.  Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes.  Any suggestions?

Why don't you just masturbate at home to Getbig?
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: IroNat on May 23, 2020, 07:15:08 AM
I'm feeling nauseous.
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: Rusty Trombone on May 23, 2020, 07:31:16 AM
No way are you the real Gayor.
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: Henda on May 23, 2020, 07:36:40 AM
Absolutely fucking disgusting post
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: Rusty Trombone on May 23, 2020, 07:57:47 AM
Absolutely fucking disgusting post

He is just supposedly joking.

That's not to say that the real mayor is not a oily thong lusting pervert.

Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: Irongrip400 on May 23, 2020, 08:49:43 AM
Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game.  Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes.  Any suggestions?


Are you referring to the “gift” that tbombz has?
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: che on May 23, 2020, 09:17:52 AM
Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game.  Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes.  Any suggestions?
Schmoeing is an essential service , just wear a mask and tell Bob Chick he has to wear a mask too , instead of baby oil  rub hand sanitizer on him , I hope this helps , bro.
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: The Scott on May 23, 2020, 09:25:24 AM
Schmoe and Tell?

A real barn-raisin' Schmoedown dance?

A virtual tour of all the Schmoetel 6ex locations from coast to coast where they'll leave the leash on for you?

Fuck.  Be a man and get out in the fresh air instead of a whiney bitch looking for S&M.  No...That's not Spaniards and Mexicans. 

Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: funk51 on May 23, 2020, 10:12:58 AM
schmoeing ain't easy ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)especially from 6 feet away.
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: AbrahamG on May 23, 2020, 11:24:29 AM
Why don't you just masturbate at home to Getbig?

Come on bro. That's how the Gayor starts his day in the best of times.
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: Griffith on May 23, 2020, 11:48:09 AM
Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game.  Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes.  Any suggestions?

You have to 'draw a line' like Tom Prince and them did.
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: booty on May 23, 2020, 10:32:53 PM
This has to be a gimmick. No way the real MOB would say this.
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: Matt on May 23, 2020, 11:50:01 PM
This has to be a gimmick. No way the real MOB would say this.

I swear I saw both you AND MOB at a bodybuilding expo once, Karen...but I'm just not sure if you were together.

Karen, are you certain that MOB is straight?  If so, what makes you certain he was/is straight?  Unless you personally sucked is dick, or had another strong bit of evidence like that, how would you know?

I assume The Schmayor of Bodybuilding is a bender [or at least bisexual] because of this video I took of him with Evan Centopani at the 2011 Arnold Classic:

Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: booty on May 24, 2020, 01:50:15 AM
I swear I saw both you AND MOB at a bodybuilding expo once, Karen...but I'm just not sure if you were together.

Karen, are you certain that MOB is straight?  If so, what makes you certain he was/is straight?  Unless you personally sucked is dick, or had another strong bit of evidence like that, how would you know?

I assume The Schmayor of Bodybuilding is a bender [or at least bisexual] because of this video I took of him with Evan Centopani at the 2011 Arnold Classic:


Matt were you at the NYC pro  in 2009? I was there and I did spend some time with MOB. I also left my chair in the audience to sit next to someone else as MOB was getting too excited and shaking the chairs. I was a bit jet lagged still so sat next to another guy whom I knew from MD.
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: Henda on May 24, 2020, 07:16:17 AM
Matt were you at the NYC pro  in 2009? I was there and I did spend some time with MOB. I also left my chair in the audience to sit next to someone else as MOB was getting too excited and shaking the chairs. I was a bit jet lagged still so sat next to another guy whom I knew from MD.

Haha so he was having a wank right there in the crowd?
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: pamith on May 24, 2020, 07:27:57 AM
Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game.  Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes.  Any suggestions?
Omg, so you are gay???
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: Kwon on May 24, 2020, 07:35:21 AM
I swear I saw both you AND MOB at a bodybuilding expo once, Karen...but I'm just not sure if you were together.

Karen, are you certain that MOB is straight?  If so, what makes you certain he was/is straight?  Unless you personally sucked is dick, or had another strong bit of evidence like that, how would you know?

I assume The Schmayor of Bodybuilding is a bender [or at least bisexual] because of this video I took of him with Evan Centopani at the 2011 Arnold Classic:



I think he is married and has kids, but he sure loves his bodybuilders... :D
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: SF1900 on May 24, 2020, 09:45:13 AM
The Mayor of Bodybuilding is absolutely in live with Evan Centopani. I think it's his favorite bodybuilder.

I remember attending the New York Pro and met the MOB there and Evan was there (not participating). The MOB could not stop salivating over Evan. I thought the MOB was going to have a nervous breakdown in excitement about seeing him.
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: pamith on May 25, 2020, 08:37:41 AM
The Mayor of Bodybuilding is absolutely in live with Evan Centopani. I think it's his favorite bodybuilder.

I remember attending the New York Pro and met the MOB there and Evan was there (not participating). The MOB could not stop salivating over Evan. I thought the MOB was going to have a nervous breakdown in excitement about seeing him.
That's creepy omg
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: polychronopolous on May 25, 2020, 09:39:11 AM
Lace up your white sneakers(after a long day of lawn mowing) and enjoy your favorite muscleman(or woman) pose from a safe distance.
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: Twaddle on May 25, 2020, 09:49:14 AM
The Mayor of Bodybuilding is absolutely in live with Evan Centopani. I think it's his favorite bodybuilder.

I remember attending the New York Pro and met the MOB there and Evan was there (not participating). The MOB could not stop salivating over Evan. I thought the MOB was going to have a nervous breakdown in excitement about seeing him.

Mayor of Bodybuilding + Evan Scent of Panties = Mayor Scent of Panties
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: The Scott on May 25, 2020, 10:12:30 AM
Star Whores - The Rise of Schmoewanker®.
FUCK THAT NOISE

Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: SF1900 on May 25, 2020, 10:17:52 AM
That's creepy omg

I admittedly hung out with the MOB during the NY Pro. I didn't know he was the MOB at the time. It was my first IFBB pro contest that I ever attended. When I told MOB this, he turned to one of his friends and said, "hey, this guy (pointing to me) is popping his cherry today." I just stood there.  :-X :-X

Other than the schmoeing, he was actually a nice guy.
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: SF1900 on May 25, 2020, 10:18:47 AM
Mayor of Bodybuilding + Evan Scent of Panties = Mayor Scent of Panties

From MASS04:

Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Mayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Mayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Mayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Mayor-"No!!!!"
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: Skeletor on May 25, 2020, 10:23:08 AM
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Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: Rusty Trombone on May 25, 2020, 02:57:15 PM
Haha never gets old ^^^^^^^
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: Rusty Trombone on May 25, 2020, 03:01:40 PM
I admittedly hung out with the MOB during the NY Pro. I didn't know he was the MOB at the time. It was my first IFBB pro contest that I ever attended. When I told MOB this, he turned to one of his friends and said, "hey, this guy (pointing to me) is popping his cherry today." I just stood there.  :-X :-X

Other than the schmoeing, he was actually a nice guy.

Outed for attending an IFBB contest .  Great story. Thread is funny. And the Timmy and Mayor story is what was lacking.
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: Teutonic Knight 1 on May 25, 2020, 03:27:44 PM
Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game.  Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes.  Any suggestions?


contact old fart saggy
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: SF1900 on May 25, 2020, 05:06:55 PM
Outed for attending an IFBB contest .  Great story. Thread is funny. And the Timmy and Mayor story is what was lacking.

Great story by Mass04. I laughed hard when I first read it.

The MOB knew EVERYONE at the NY PRO. He was quite the star.
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: Bevo on May 25, 2020, 05:16:00 PM
Great story by Mass04. I laughed hard when I first read it.

The MOB knew EVERYONE at the NY PRO. He was quite the star.

Did you see booty there? She’s usually lurking around at all the shows
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: harmankardon1 on May 25, 2020, 07:02:15 PM
Lol nice one MOB...
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: SF1900 on May 25, 2020, 07:55:46 PM
Did you see booty there? She’s usually lurking around at all the shows

Lol ha unfortunately I did not 😓😓
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: mphgrove on May 25, 2020, 08:05:34 PM
This has to be a gimmick. No way the real MOB would say this.

Well maybe not, but deprived of the opportunity to attend shows, some intense aspects may be bubbling to the surface as jokes which might not otherwise
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: michael arvilla on May 25, 2020, 08:45:34 PM
From MASS04:

Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Mayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Mayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Mayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Mayor-"No!!!!"
The Fuck LOL!!..... 😂
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: Kwon on May 25, 2020, 10:02:55 PM
Schmoecial Distancing
Title: Re: Social distancing and Schmoeing!
Post by: The Scott on May 25, 2020, 10:11:08 PM
Schmoecial Distancing

Superb, sir!   ;D