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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Mayor Of Bodybuilding on May 23, 2020, 06:35:59 AM
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Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game. Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes. Any suggestions?
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Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game. Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes. Any suggestions?
Why don't you just masturbate at home to Getbig?
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I'm feeling nauseous.
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No way are you the real Gayor.
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Absolutely fucking disgusting post
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Absolutely fucking disgusting post
He is just supposedly joking.
That's not to say that the real mayor is not a oily thong lusting pervert.
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Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game. Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes. Any suggestions?
Are you referring to the “gift” that tbombz has?
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Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game. Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes. Any suggestions?
Schmoeing is an essential service , just wear a mask and tell Bob Chick he has to wear a mask too , instead of baby oil rub hand sanitizer on him , I hope this helps , bro.
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Schmoe and Tell?
A real barn-raisin' Schmoedown dance?
A virtual tour of all the Schmoetel 6ex locations from coast to coast where they'll leave the leash on for you?
Fuck. Be a man and get out in the fresh air instead of a whiney bitch looking for S&M. No...That's not Spaniards and Mexicans.
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schmoeing ain't easy ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)especially from 6 feet away.
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Why don't you just masturbate at home to Getbig?
Come on bro. That's how the Gayor starts his day in the best of times.
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Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game. Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes. Any suggestions?
You have to 'draw a line' like Tom Prince and them did.
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This has to be a gimmick. No way the real MOB would say this.
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This has to be a gimmick. No way the real MOB would say this.
I swear I saw both you AND MOB at a bodybuilding expo once, Karen...but I'm just not sure if you were together.
Karen, are you certain that MOB is straight? If so, what makes you certain he was/is straight? Unless you personally sucked is dick, or had another strong bit of evidence like that, how would you know?
I assume The Schmayor of Bodybuilding is a bender [or at least bisexual] because of this video I took of him with Evan Centopani at the 2011 Arnold Classic:
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I swear I saw both you AND MOB at a bodybuilding expo once, Karen...but I'm just not sure if you were together.
Karen, are you certain that MOB is straight? If so, what makes you certain he was/is straight? Unless you personally sucked is dick, or had another strong bit of evidence like that, how would you know?
I assume The Schmayor of Bodybuilding is a bender [or at least bisexual] because of this video I took of him with Evan Centopani at the 2011 Arnold Classic:
Matt were you at the NYC pro in 2009? I was there and I did spend some time with MOB. I also left my chair in the audience to sit next to someone else as MOB was getting too excited and shaking the chairs. I was a bit jet lagged still so sat next to another guy whom I knew from MD.
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Matt were you at the NYC pro in 2009? I was there and I did spend some time with MOB. I also left my chair in the audience to sit next to someone else as MOB was getting too excited and shaking the chairs. I was a bit jet lagged still so sat next to another guy whom I knew from MD.
Haha so he was having a wank right there in the crowd?
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Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game. Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes. Any suggestions?
Omg, so you are gay???
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I swear I saw both you AND MOB at a bodybuilding expo once, Karen...but I'm just not sure if you were together.
Karen, are you certain that MOB is straight? If so, what makes you certain he was/is straight? Unless you personally sucked is dick, or had another strong bit of evidence like that, how would you know?
I assume The Schmayor of Bodybuilding is a bender [or at least bisexual] because of this video I took of him with Evan Centopani at the 2011 Arnold Classic:
I think he is married and has kids, but he sure loves his bodybuilders... :D
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The Mayor of Bodybuilding is absolutely in live with Evan Centopani. I think it's his favorite bodybuilder.
I remember attending the New York Pro and met the MOB there and Evan was there (not participating). The MOB could not stop salivating over Evan. I thought the MOB was going to have a nervous breakdown in excitement about seeing him.
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The Mayor of Bodybuilding is absolutely in live with Evan Centopani. I think it's his favorite bodybuilder.
I remember attending the New York Pro and met the MOB there and Evan was there (not participating). The MOB could not stop salivating over Evan. I thought the MOB was going to have a nervous breakdown in excitement about seeing him.
That's creepy omg
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Lace up your white sneakers(after a long day of lawn mowing) and enjoy your favorite muscleman(or woman) pose from a safe distance.
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The Mayor of Bodybuilding is absolutely in live with Evan Centopani. I think it's his favorite bodybuilder.
I remember attending the New York Pro and met the MOB there and Evan was there (not participating). The MOB could not stop salivating over Evan. I thought the MOB was going to have a nervous breakdown in excitement about seeing him.
Mayor of Bodybuilding + Evan Scent of Panties = Mayor Scent of Panties
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Star Whores - The Rise of Schmoewanker®.
FUCK THAT NOISE
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That's creepy omg
I admittedly hung out with the MOB during the NY Pro. I didn't know he was the MOB at the time. It was my first IFBB pro contest that I ever attended. When I told MOB this, he turned to one of his friends and said, "hey, this guy (pointing to me) is popping his cherry today." I just stood there. :-X :-X
Other than the schmoeing, he was actually a nice guy.
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Mayor of Bodybuilding + Evan Scent of Panties = Mayor Scent of Panties
From MASS04:
Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Mayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Mayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Mayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Mayor-"No!!!!"
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Haha never gets old ^^^^^^^
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I admittedly hung out with the MOB during the NY Pro. I didn't know he was the MOB at the time. It was my first IFBB pro contest that I ever attended. When I told MOB this, he turned to one of his friends and said, "hey, this guy (pointing to me) is popping his cherry today." I just stood there. :-X :-X
Other than the schmoeing, he was actually a nice guy.
Outed for attending an IFBB contest . Great story. Thread is funny. And the Timmy and Mayor story is what was lacking.
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Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game. Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes. Any suggestions?
contact old fart saggy
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Outed for attending an IFBB contest . Great story. Thread is funny. And the Timmy and Mayor story is what was lacking.
Great story by Mass04. I laughed hard when I first read it.
The MOB knew EVERYONE at the NY PRO. He was quite the star.
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Great story by Mass04. I laughed hard when I first read it.
The MOB knew EVERYONE at the NY PRO. He was quite the star.
Did you see booty there? She’s usually lurking around at all the shows
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Lol nice one MOB...
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Did you see booty there? She’s usually lurking around at all the shows
Lol ha unfortunately I did not 😓😓
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This has to be a gimmick. No way the real MOB would say this.
Well maybe not, but deprived of the opportunity to attend shows, some intense aspects may be bubbling to the surface as jokes which might not otherwise
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From MASS04:
Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Mayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Mayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Mayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Mayor-"No!!!!"
The Fuck LOL!!..... 😂
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Schmoecial Distancing
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Schmoecial Distancing
Superb, sir! ;D