Author Topic: Social distancing and Schmoeing! (Read 3594 times)

Mayor Of Bodybuilding · « **on:** May 23, 2020, 06:35:59 AM »

Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game. Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes. Any suggestions?

Kwon · « **Reply #1 on:** May 23, 2020, 06:39:52 AM »

Quote from: Mayor Of Bodybuilding on May 23, 2020, 06:35:59 AM

Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game. Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes. Any suggestions?

Why don't you just masturbate at home to Getbig?

IroNat · « **Reply #2 on:** May 23, 2020, 07:15:08 AM »

I'm feeling nauseous.

Rusty Trombone · « **Reply #3 on:** May 23, 2020, 07:31:16 AM »

No way are you the real Gayor.

Henda · « **Reply #4 on:** May 23, 2020, 07:36:40 AM »

Absolutely fucking disgusting post

Rusty Trombone · « **Reply #5 on:** May 23, 2020, 07:57:47 AM »

Quote from: Henda on May 23, 2020, 07:36:40 AM

Absolutely fucking disgusting post

He is just supposedly joking.

That's not to say that the real mayor is not a oily thong lusting pervert.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 23, 2020, 08:49:43 AM »

Quote from: Mayor Of Bodybuilding on May 23, 2020, 06:35:59 AM

Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game. Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes. Any suggestions?

Are you referring to the “gift” that tbombz has?

che · « **Reply #7 on:** May 23, 2020, 09:17:52 AM »

Quote from: Mayor Of Bodybuilding on May 23, 2020, 06:35:59 AM

Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game. Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes. Any suggestions?

Schmoeing is an essential service , just wear a mask and tell Bob Chick he has to wear a mask too , instead of baby oil rub hand sanitizer on him , I hope this helps , bro.

The Scott · « **Reply #8 on:** May 23, 2020, 09:25:24 AM »

Schmoe and Tell?

A real barn-raisin' Schmoedown dance?

A virtual tour of all the Schmoetel 6ex locations from coast to coast where they'll leave the leash on for you?

Fuck. Be a man and get out in the fresh air instead of a whiney bitch looking for S&M. No...That's not Spaniards and Mexicans.

funk51 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 23, 2020, 10:12:58 AM »

schmoeing ain't easy

::)especially from 6 feet away.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #10 on:** May 23, 2020, 11:24:29 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on May 23, 2020, 06:39:52 AM

Why don't you just masturbate at home to Getbig?

Come on bro. That's how the Gayor starts his day in the best of times.

Griffith · « **Reply #11 on:** May 23, 2020, 11:48:09 AM »

Quote from: Mayor Of Bodybuilding on May 23, 2020, 06:35:59 AM

Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game. Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes. Any suggestions?

You have to 'draw a line' like Tom Prince and them did.

booty · « **Reply #12 on:** May 23, 2020, 10:32:53 PM »

This has to be a gimmick. No way the real MOB would say this.

Matt · « **Reply #13 on:** May 23, 2020, 11:50:01 PM »

Quote from: booty on May 23, 2020, 10:32:53 PM

This has to be a gimmick. No way the real MOB would say this.

I swear I saw both you AND MOB at a bodybuilding expo once, Karen...but I'm just not sure if you were together.

Karen, are you certain that MOB is straight? If so, what makes you certain he was/is straight? Unless you personally sucked is dick, or had another strong bit of evidence like that, how would you know?

I assume The Schmayor of Bodybuilding is a bender [or at least bisexual] because of this video I took of him with Evan Centopani at the 2011 Arnold Classic:

booty · « **Reply #14 on:** May 24, 2020, 01:50:15 AM »

Quote from: Matt on May 23, 2020, 11:50:01 PM

I swear I saw both you AND MOB at a bodybuilding expo once, Karen...but I'm just not sure if you were together.

Karen, are you certain that MOB is straight? If so, what makes you certain he was/is straight? Unless you personally sucked is dick, or had another strong bit of evidence like that, how would you know?

I assume The Schmayor of Bodybuilding is a bender [or at least bisexual] because of this video I took of him with Evan Centopani at the 2011 Arnold Classic:

Matt were you at the NYC pro in 2009? I was there and I did spend some time with MOB. I also left my chair in the audience to sit next to someone else as MOB was getting too excited and shaking the chairs. I was a bit jet lagged still so sat next to another guy whom I knew from MD.

Henda · « **Reply #15 on:** May 24, 2020, 07:16:17 AM »

Quote from: booty on May 24, 2020, 01:50:15 AM

Matt were you at the NYC pro in 2009? I was there and I did spend some time with MOB. I also left my chair in the audience to sit next to someone else as MOB was getting too excited and shaking the chairs. I was a bit jet lagged still so sat next to another guy whom I knew from MD.

Haha so he was having a wank right there in the crowd?

pamith · « **Reply #16 on:** May 24, 2020, 07:27:57 AM »

Quote from: Mayor Of Bodybuilding on May 23, 2020, 06:35:59 AM

Hey Bros with all the talk of the bug and social distancing I am concerned how this will effect my Schmoe game. Despite the dangers I know my LUST for musclemen will overtake me when the time comes. Any suggestions?

Omg, so you are gay???

Kwon · « **Reply #17 on:** May 24, 2020, 07:35:21 AM »

Quote from: Matt on May 23, 2020, 11:50:01 PM

I swear I saw both you AND MOB at a bodybuilding expo once, Karen...but I'm just not sure if you were together.

Karen, are you certain that MOB is straight? If so, what makes you certain he was/is straight? Unless you personally sucked is dick, or had another strong bit of evidence like that, how would you know?

I assume The Schmayor of Bodybuilding is a bender [or at least bisexual] because of this video I took of him with Evan Centopani at the 2011 Arnold Classic:

I think he is married and has kids, but he sure loves his bodybuilders...

SF1900 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 24, 2020, 09:45:13 AM »

The Mayor of Bodybuilding is absolutely in live with Evan Centopani. I think it's his favorite bodybuilder.

I remember attending the New York Pro and met the MOB there and Evan was there (not participating). The MOB could not stop salivating over Evan. I thought the MOB was going to have a nervous breakdown in excitement about seeing him.

pamith · « **Reply #19 on:** May 25, 2020, 08:37:41 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on May 24, 2020, 09:45:13 AM

The Mayor of Bodybuilding is absolutely in live with Evan Centopani. I think it's his favorite bodybuilder.

I remember attending the New York Pro and met the MOB there and Evan was there (not participating). The MOB could not stop salivating over Evan. I thought the MOB was going to have a nervous breakdown in excitement about seeing him.

That's creepy omg

polychronopolous · « **Reply #20 on:** May 25, 2020, 09:39:11 AM »

Lace up your white sneakers(after a long day of lawn mowing) and enjoy your favorite muscleman(or woman) pose from a safe distance.

Twaddle · « **Reply #21 on:** May 25, 2020, 09:49:14 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on May 24, 2020, 09:45:13 AM

The Mayor of Bodybuilding is absolutely in live with Evan Centopani. I think it's his favorite bodybuilder.

I remember attending the New York Pro and met the MOB there and Evan was there (not participating). The MOB could not stop salivating over Evan. I thought the MOB was going to have a nervous breakdown in excitement about seeing him.

Mayor of Bodybuilding + Evan Scent of Panties = Mayor Scent of Panties

The Scott · « **Reply #22 on:** May 25, 2020, 10:12:30 AM »

Star Whores - The Rise of Schmoewanker®.
FUCK THAT NOISE

SF1900 · « **Reply #23 on:** May 25, 2020, 10:17:52 AM »

Quote from: pamith on May 25, 2020, 08:37:41 AM

That's creepy omg

I admittedly hung out with the MOB during the NY Pro. I didn't know he was the MOB at the time. It was my first IFBB pro contest that I ever attended. When I told MOB this, he turned to one of his friends and said, "hey, this guy (pointing to me) is popping his cherry today." I just stood there.

Other than the schmoeing, he was actually a nice guy.

SF1900 · « **Reply #24 on:** May 25, 2020, 10:18:47 AM »

Quote from: Twaddle on May 25, 2020, 09:49:14 AM

Mayor of Bodybuilding + Evan Scent of Panties = Mayor Scent of Panties

From MASS04:

Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Mayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Mayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Mayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Mayor-"No!!!!"