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Title: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 17, 2020, 05:40:05 AM
https://people.com/movies/charlize-theron-says-overweight-steven-seagal-can-barely-fight-hes-not-very-nice-to-women/

Charlize Theron Says ‘Overweight’ Steven Seagal ‘Can Barely Fight’: ‘He’s Not Very Nice to Women, Fuck You!'


While promoting her latest action film, The Old Guard on Howard Stern’s radio show, the 44-year-old actress said that she prepares for her action projects by watching old fighting videos, and has often come across one of Seagal, who has said he has a black belt in karate.

“At night I’ll go online to watch fighters or watch people fight and you always come across that odd Seagal video of him ‘fighting’ in Japan, but he really isn’t,” she said.

She continued, “He’s just incredibly overweight and pushing people. He’s overweight and can barely fight … look it up, it’s ridiculous. He’s shoving people by the face. It’s a whole setup.”


(https://www.thewrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Steven-Seagal-and-Accusers--618x400.jpg)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Royalty on July 17, 2020, 05:52:24 AM
Whenever I see her name in the news, she seems to be angry and negative
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 17, 2020, 05:54:15 AM
Whenever I see her name in the news, she seems to be angry and negative

Yes, she even gave the UFC-fighter Marcyn Tybura the finger/bird during one of his fights!

(https://www.bjjee.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/charlize-theron.jpg)

Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: youandme on July 17, 2020, 06:27:14 AM
She’s a weirdo. Her black kids w no dad must be acting badly.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: funk51 on July 17, 2020, 06:40:58 AM
you'd be mad too if they made you cut your arm off for a movie. ::) ::) ::)   
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: funk51 on July 17, 2020, 07:10:06 AM
             very impressive
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: pamith on July 17, 2020, 07:24:05 AM
Whenever I see her name in the news, she seems to be angry and negative
This, srs, I never liked her, even though she's ''good looking'', idk, I was never attracted to her
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: residue on July 17, 2020, 07:49:37 AM
This, srs, I never liked her, even though she's ''good looking'', idk, I was never attracted to her

homo confirmed, you can dislike her personality but at times she's been panicle of human hotness
(https://pics.filmaffinity.com/Two_Days_in_the_Valley-288370593-large.jpg)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 17, 2020, 07:53:16 AM
homo confirmed, you can dislike her personality but at times she's been panicle of human hotness
(https://pics.filmaffinity.com/Two_Days_in_the_Valley-288370593-large.jpg)

"pinnacle"





PANICLE OF PEACE
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Griffith on July 17, 2020, 07:55:44 AM
She has sponsored Julius Malema and the EFF in South Africa and paid for his court case against Afriforum. And worn a t-shirt of him. Also donated to the ANC Youth League.

Basically a white Afrikaner supporting a black Marxist-Leninist group which wants to kill whites and supports killing of farmers.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: harmankardon1 on July 17, 2020, 08:00:40 AM
I never rated her, fat face and dumb eyes...

 Like a puffer fish
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: harmankardon1 on July 17, 2020, 08:01:23 AM
She's right though segal is a joke.... Runs like a bitch, is a bitch!
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Tapeworm on July 17, 2020, 08:04:39 AM
Bingo Wings Furrowbrow would wreck Baby Deer Legs Kaffirlova.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Matt on July 17, 2020, 08:31:27 AM
She’s a weirdo. Her black kids w no dad must be acting badly.

Hahaha, that twat certainly went "ALL IN" as far as feminism and social justice go.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: _bruce_ on July 17, 2020, 09:24:37 AM
homo confirmed, you can dislike her personality but at times she's been panicle of human hotness
(https://pics.filmaffinity.com/Two_Days_in_the_Valley-288370593-large.jpg)

Very nice - even a pastor would hit it with the hammer of god.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 17, 2020, 09:27:13 AM
Dumb twat, but smokeshow that is standing the test of time so far.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 17, 2020, 09:29:49 AM
Watching my two least favorite people in Hollywood in a feud is like watching two assholes fight.  I agree with Theron that Seagal is fat and can't fight (for a martial arts fighter) but Seagal would absolutely rape her and she would be defenseless against him.  He's done it to other actresses apparently.  Theron and Seagal are both delusional actors who believe they are really as bad ass as they are on screen.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: LurkerNoMore on July 17, 2020, 09:33:44 AM
She is correct, he can't fight.  The few "fights" he is noted for in Hollywood all were ambush style or occurred after the other person let him put a hold on them.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: JAGO on July 17, 2020, 09:50:26 AM
Ballsy move on her part. Now she has to constantly be aware that Steven could be behind and tree or corner. I do think he’d shove a bitch - even a super fine one.

J
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Matt on July 17, 2020, 10:43:45 AM
homo confirmed, you can dislike her personality but at times she's been panicle of human hotness
(https://pics.filmaffinity.com/Two_Days_in_the_Valley-288370593-large.jpg)

This is how I envision JustPlaneJane.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 17, 2020, 10:51:49 AM
This is how I envision JustPlaneJane.
Or Booty in her younger days.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 17, 2020, 10:56:17 AM
1996

(https://pics.filmaffinity.com/Two_Days_in_the_Valley-921399298-large.jpg)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Henda on July 17, 2020, 11:02:24 AM
Seagal is repulsive fat stinking slanty eyed cunt
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Henda on July 17, 2020, 11:03:08 AM
This is how I envision JustPlaneJane.

Jane has Far better body
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 17, 2020, 11:06:30 AM
Jane has Far better body
I seriously doubt that.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Skeletor on July 17, 2020, 11:07:53 AM
Jane has Far better body

How do you know Henda?
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Henda on July 17, 2020, 11:08:59 AM
I seriously doubt that.

Obviously tastes vary but in my opinion janes ass and upper leg/hip/lower stomach area is among the best I’ve seen
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Henda on July 17, 2020, 11:09:33 AM
How do you know Henda?

Was one of the few she sent pictures to as verification during the xfactor thread mate
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 17, 2020, 11:09:48 AM
How do you know Henda?

Jane sent pictures to Henda and pellius a while ago.

Henda posted one (or was it Jane?) of someone in Jeans on the boards as well

Not my kind of glutes/ass, but i have special tastes.

Tastes vary.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Henda on July 17, 2020, 11:13:21 AM
Jane sent pictures to Henda and pellius a while ago.

Henda posted one (or was it Jane?) of someone in Jeans on the boards as well

Not my kind of glutes, but i have special tastes.

Tastes vary.

That was Jane who posted the jeans photo I gave Her my word I wouldn’t post her pics, you are correct my friend it’s far too slender for your tastes, On other hand I’d walk a mile long tightrope suspended over a vat of tbombz blood and semen while blind stinking drunk with several open sores on me just for ten minutes with my face in that ass
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 17, 2020, 11:14:05 AM
Can we see these pics?
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 17, 2020, 11:16:24 AM
Can we see these pics?

Too slender for my tastes, otherwise i might have saved the pictures and posted in the Big Mike Cox-thread.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 17, 2020, 11:17:22 AM
Too slender for my tastes, otherwise i might have saved the pictures and posted in the Big Mike Cox-thread.
It's easier to get a woman to gain weight than it is to lose weight. :-\
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Skeletor on July 17, 2020, 11:17:45 AM
And how do these pictures confirm that this is really justplanejane?
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Henda on July 17, 2020, 11:19:48 AM
And how do these pictures confirm that this is really justplanejane?

Chaos made a few photo requests specifying certain items all of which were met
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 17, 2020, 11:21:43 AM
And how do these pictures confirm that this is really justplanejane?

Chaos made three requests

1. Being nude standing next to a Horse

2. Juggling three balls while wearing pink tutu

3. Sign with Nickname and Cup upside down while standing in a paperbag
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 17, 2020, 11:22:49 AM
Chaos made three requests

1. Being nude standing next to a Horse

2. Juggling three balls while wearing pink tutu

3. Sign with Nickname and Cup upside down while standing in a paperbag
I would definitely want to see those pics.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 17, 2020, 11:25:54 AM
I would definitely want to see those pics.

Have to ask Henda, Pellius or Chaos
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: oldtimer1 on July 17, 2020, 12:24:30 PM
Seagal gets out of breath walking. No way he could fight.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 17, 2020, 12:26:22 PM
Seagal gets out of breath walking. No way he could fight.

He could push a person, and then fall over on him

Ultimate Lay 'n' Pray-maneuver
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: joswift on July 17, 2020, 12:45:51 PM
I never rated her, fat face and dumb eyes...

 Like a puffer fish

shes got the fat gene, when she finally eats some carbs shes gonna explode
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Pet shop boys on July 17, 2020, 12:47:13 PM
Whenever I see her name in the news, she seems to be angry and negative

A true Getbigger



WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   BEYEKE
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 17, 2020, 12:49:41 PM
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: wes on July 17, 2020, 01:06:28 PM
These days Seagal looks like an overweight version of Bela Lugosi.

Fat fuck can`t get out of his own way.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: JustPlaneJane on July 17, 2020, 01:13:24 PM
This is how I envision JustPlaneJane.

Mathjew:

I’m taller

I have much better boobs.

I have clearly visible abs.

I have more muscular legs and calves.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 17, 2020, 01:16:01 PM
How do you know Henda?

I know Henda from Getbig.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: JustPlaneJane on July 17, 2020, 01:30:09 PM
And how do these pictures confirm that this is really justplanejane?

Here we go, one more time:

Chaos requested full length pics of me with an upside down coffee cup, a photo of my face with my cell phone date/time next to it, a photo of me at work, and a full length photo of me with a piece of paper that had my name and date on it. I sent him those photos, both he and Princess L told me NOT to post them on the site. Chaos posted the coffee cup photo here for proof I sent all the photos he requested.

I also sent pics of me swimming in front of my house in Hawaii to Chaos, Pellius, Henda, and I think Illuminati. All of them were very nice about that and were fun to talk to. I sent other photos to Henda and Chaos of me that were for fun....they promised not to post them and they have been 100% true to their word. I don’t need to XFACTOR like Vaughn Klingsiek on Getbig and brag about things that aren’t true, or brag about my mud pygmy wife Tanis Klingsiek.

Enjoy your weekend boys !

Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 17, 2020, 01:36:08 PM
Here we go, one more time:

Chaos requested full length pics of me with an upside down coffee cup, a photo of my face with my cell phone date/time next to it, a photo of me at work, and a full length photo of me with a piece of paper that had my name and date on it. I sent him those photos, both he and Princess L told me NOT to post them on the site. Chaos posted the coffee cup photo here for proof I sent all the photos he requested.

I also sent pics of me swimming in front of my house in Hawaii to Chaos, Pellius, Henda, and I think Illuminati. All of them were very nice about that and were fun to talk to. I sent other photos to Henda and Chaos of me that were for fun....they promised not to post them and they have been 100% true to their word. I don’t need to XFACTOR like Vaughn Klingsiek on Getbig and brag about things that aren’t true, or brag about my mud pygmy wife Tanis Klingsiek.

Enjoy your weekend boys !

Tanis looks great btw! Almost as tall as X.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: JustPlaneJane on July 17, 2020, 01:39:59 PM
Tanis looks great btw! Almost as tall as X.

Both of those mud pygmies are under 5’-4” tall.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 17, 2020, 01:50:18 PM
Both of those mud pygmies are under 5’-4” tall.

Xfactor dwarfs most of the people, impossible to be 5'4. More like 6 something.

(https://scontent.farn1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1779935_10153844766470447_907422109_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_sid=e007fa&_nc_ohc=Q7cueb804_MAX-5_hr-&_nc_ht=scontent.farn1-1.fna&oh=8bc75b0c484b9db3ecd83f0e23bc3310&oe=5F36691D)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: JustPlaneJane on July 17, 2020, 01:51:31 PM
Xfactor dwarfs most of the people

Where....in the Shire?
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Dave D on July 17, 2020, 01:57:36 PM
Here we go, one more time:

Chaos requested full length pics of me with an upside down coffee cup, a photo of my face with my cell phone date/time next to it, a photo of me at work, and a full length photo of me with a piece of paper that had my name and date on it. I sent him those photos, both he and Princess L told me NOT to post them on the site. Chaos posted the coffee cup photo here for proof I sent all the photos he requested.

I also sent pics of me swimming in front of my house in Hawaii to Chaos, Pellius, Henda, and I think Illuminati. All of them were very nice about that and were fun to talk to. I sent other photos to Henda and Chaos of me that were for fun....they promised not to post them and they have been 100% true to their word. I don’t need to XFACTOR like Vaughn Klingsiek on Getbig and brag about things that aren’t true, or brag about my mud pygmy wife Tanis Klingsiek.

Enjoy your weekend boys !

Lol I see what you did here.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 17, 2020, 01:59:24 PM
Where....in the Shire?

Clearly the CEO is not 4'8 but more of an average height

(https://scontent.farn1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1779935_10153844766470447_907422109_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_sid=e007fa&_nc_ohc=Q7cueb804_MAX-5_hr-&_nc_ht=scontent.farn1-1.fna&oh=8bc75b0c484b9db3ecd83f0e23bc3310&oe=5F36691D)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Henda on July 17, 2020, 02:01:00 PM
Clearly the CEO is not 4'8 but more of an average height

(https://scontent.farn1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1779935_10153844766470447_9 de 07422109_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_sid=e007fa&_nc_ohc=Q7cueb804_MAX-5_hr-&_nc_ht=scontent.farn1-1.fna&oh=8bc75b0c484b9db3ecd83f0e23bc3310&oe=5F36691D)

Can we see a photo In or near door Frame for reference?
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 17, 2020, 02:05:58 PM
Definitely 6 something, compare with other humanoids

NOT a midget


(https://scontent.farn1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1929209_149019535446_5507481_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_sid=e007fa&_nc_ohc=OXOChSkVX5cAX-HLQHd&_nc_ht=scontent.farn1-1.fna&oh=afcf03cf9e28b56380fd4a69a87b12d4&oe=5F36B4B3)
(https://scontent.farn1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/558981_10152691205040447_1165075961_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=e007fa&_nc_ohc=amJC__3Kv_kAX-qiao8&_nc_ht=scontent.farn1-1.fna&oh=ff05b59217ad59543deca6ed495a9d77&oe=5F368490)
(https://scontent.farn1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1929858_32249965446_458_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_sid=e007fa&_nc_ohc=MsO8yPJD3jIAX_vCgFi&_nc_ht=scontent.farn1-1.fna&oh=6060909861b136cac9d5074cf89ec400&oe=5F37D798)


See the proportions? Long legs.

Not the proportions of someone who is 5'4

(https://scontent.farn1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1909833_38484760446_7874_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=e007fa&_nc_ohc=FOYh8tDpWloAX_FSq1u&_nc_ht=scontent.farn1-1.fna&oh=46b7670598cd66377c8aaa98df328ffe&oe=5F37F85F)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Pray_4_War on July 17, 2020, 03:43:26 PM
I agree that fat old Seagal can't fight but I have a bit of information that I want to share with Charlize................ ...


NEITHER CAN YOU!
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Irongrip400 on July 17, 2020, 06:28:14 PM
1996

(https://pics.filmaffinity.com/Two_Days_in_the_Valley-921399298-large.jpg)

Very “mature” looking for 20. I remember when that Catherine Zeta Jones movie with Sean Connery came out and she was only 27 but looked so mature/refined. Looking old without being and looking haggared are two different things.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: The Scott on July 17, 2020, 06:51:07 PM
What a worthless sack of scrotumite.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Jizmonkey on July 17, 2020, 08:28:29 PM
She’s got a mouth like a trucker.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Teutonic Knight 1 on July 17, 2020, 10:30:29 PM
So far S.S. didn't invented Muay Thai  :-\
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: _bruce_ on July 17, 2020, 10:54:28 PM


We waz Afrikaans  :D
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Bevo on July 17, 2020, 11:35:49 PM
Definitely 6 something, compare with other humanoids

NOT a midget


(https://scontent.farn1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1929209_149019535446_5507481_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_sid=e007fa&_nc_ohc=OXOChSkVX5cAX-HLQHd&_nc_ht=scontent.farn1-1.fna&oh=afcf03cf9e28b56380fd4a69a87b12d4&oe=5F36B4B3)
(https://scontent.farn1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/558981_10152691205040447_1165075961_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=e007fa&_nc_ohc=amJC__3Kv_kAX-qiao8&_nc_ht=scontent.farn1-1.fna&oh=ff05b59217ad59543deca6ed495a9d77&oe=5F368490)
(https://scontent.farn1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1929858_32249965446_458_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_sid=e007fa&_nc_ohc=MsO8yPJD3jIAX_vCgFi&_nc_ht=scontent.farn1-1.fna&oh=6060909861b136cac9d5074cf89ec400&oe=5F37D798)


See the proportions? Long legs.

Not the proportions of someone who is 5'4

(https://scontent.farn1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1909833_38484760446_7874_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=e007fa&_nc_ohc=FOYh8tDpWloAX_FSq1u&_nc_ht=scontent.farn1-1.fna&oh=46b7670598cd66377c8aaa98df328ffe&oe=5F37F85F)

He’s around 6’1/6’2
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: AbrahamG on July 18, 2020, 12:04:17 AM
homo confirmed, you can dislike her personality but at times she's been panicle of human hotness
(https://pics.filmaffinity.com/Two_Days_in_the_Valley-288370593-large.jpg)

She has been known to smoke the cigarettes.  She might be the panicle of skanky bitches.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 18, 2020, 01:04:47 AM
He’s around 6’1/6’2

That was my estimation as well.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 18, 2020, 04:01:33 AM
We waz Afrikaans  :D
The best looking African ever!
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: IroNat on July 18, 2020, 04:32:49 AM
Theron is mannish looking.

I'm not into her.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 18, 2020, 04:38:50 AM
Theron is mannish looking.

I'm not into her.
Still the best looking African! ;D
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Griffith on July 18, 2020, 04:57:22 AM
Her black sons:

(https://cityscrollz.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/8A6D6E68-7DC6-4996-8D9E-80CDC9E66756.jpeg)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 18, 2020, 04:59:51 AM
Her black sons:

(https://cityscrollz.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/8A6D6E68-7DC6-4996-8D9E-80CDC9E66756.jpeg)
Yeah, she's a left wing lunatic.  She also has a shoe line with shoes made of Vegan materials. ::)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: mac33 on July 18, 2020, 06:34:05 AM
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Irongrip400 on July 18, 2020, 06:43:35 AM
Her black sons:

(https://cityscrollz.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/8A6D6E68-7DC6-4996-8D9E-80CDC9E66756.jpeg)

Wait, what? She dresses her boys as girls?
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: JustPlaneJane on July 18, 2020, 07:02:27 AM
He’s around 6’1/6’2

5’-8”

Eastern block Europeans are always short, bald, and prone to excessive bullshit about their pitiful lives.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: joswift on July 18, 2020, 07:26:24 AM
Wait, what? She dresses her boys as girls?
yes, and they thought they had hit the jackpot after she bought them
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: pamith on July 18, 2020, 07:53:31 AM
Her black sons:

(https://cityscrollz.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/8A6D6E68-7DC6-4996-8D9E-80CDC9E66756.jpeg)
I don't wanna sound racist, but those kids look like......never mind....
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: _bruce_ on July 18, 2020, 08:07:19 AM
Her black sons:

(https://cityscrollz.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/8A6D6E68-7DC6-4996-8D9E-80CDC9E66756.jpeg)

Wait till they get their machetes - mini South Africa 2.0.
She looks more leathery than my mom's purse.  :(
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 18, 2020, 09:04:19 AM
Her black sons:

(https://cityscrollz.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/8A6D6E68-7DC6-4996-8D9E-80CDC9E66756.jpeg)

Bro...

LMAO wtf...
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Henda on July 18, 2020, 09:30:18 AM
Her black sons:

(https://cityscrollz.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/8A6D6E68-7DC6-4996-8D9E-80CDC9E66756.jpeg)

Haha are they actually young laddies in dresses or just fuck ugly lassies?
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 18, 2020, 09:40:05 AM
Haha are they actually young laddies in dresses or just fuck ugly lassies?

CHARLIZE THERON CONFIRMS SON, JACKSON THERON, IS NOW A GIRL

Charlize Theron confirms that she is raising her son, Jackson, as a girl. The actress tells media that Jackson identified herself as a girl at just 3-years-old.

The other "daughter" is called August.


(https://bckonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/charlize-theron-son.jpg)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Henda on July 18, 2020, 09:45:21 AM
CHARLIZE THERON CONFIRMS SON, JACKSON THERON, IS NOW A GIRL

Charlize Theron confirms that she is raising her son, Jackson, as a girl. The actress tells media that Jackson identified herself as a girl at just 3-years-old.

The other "daughter" is called August.


(https://bckonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/charlize-theron-son.jpg)

She’s a fucking idiot, deserves shot
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: JAGO on July 18, 2020, 09:51:29 AM
She’s a fucking idiot, deserves shot

Agree 100%. Most 3year olds identify as fire trucks or scary monsters. Fucken unreal.

J
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 18, 2020, 12:13:46 PM
Liberalism truly is a mental illness.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: IroNat on July 18, 2020, 02:36:17 PM
That's child abuse in my book.

Child Protective Services should remove those kids from her care.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Irongrip400 on July 18, 2020, 02:39:07 PM
That's child abuse in my book.

Child Protective Services should remove those kids from her care.

Exactly. I wonder what folks in the black community think of this White lady adopting black kids and then changing their gender? ???
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: The Scott on July 18, 2020, 02:49:50 PM
That's child abuse in my book.

Child Protective Services should remove those kids from her care.

Exactly.  Because as she ages with every breath, being a worthless bitch is the only thing she can hang onto.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: ChristopherA on July 18, 2020, 04:53:49 PM
Definitely 6 something, compare with other humanoids

NOT a midget


(https://scontent.farn1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1929209_149019535446_5507481_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_sid=e007fa&_nc_ohc=OXOChSkVX5cAX-HLQHd&_nc_ht=scontent.farn1-1.fna&oh=afcf03cf9e28b56380fd4a69a87b12d4&oe=5F36B4B3)
(https://scontent.farn1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/558981_10152691205040447_1165075961_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=e007fa&_nc_ohc=amJC__3Kv_kAX-qiao8&_nc_ht=scontent.farn1-1.fna&oh=ff05b59217ad59543deca6ed495a9d77&oe=5F368490)
(https://scontent.farn1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1929858_32249965446_458_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_sid=e007fa&_nc_ohc=MsO8yPJD3jIAX_vCgFi&_nc_ht=scontent.farn1-1.fna&oh=6060909861b136cac9d5074cf89ec400&oe=5F37D798)


See the proportions? Long legs.

Not the proportions of someone who is 5'4

(https://scontent.farn1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1909833_38484760446_7874_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=e007fa&_nc_ohc=FOYh8tDpWloAX_FSq1u&_nc_ht=scontent.farn1-1.fna&oh=46b7670598cd66377c8aaa98df328ffe&oe=5F37F85F)
That's X-factor?! Jesus he talked like his body was amazing. He looks like nothing. Calves are pitiful
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Tapeworm on July 18, 2020, 05:39:54 PM
That's child abuse in my book.

Child Protective Services should remove those kids from her care.

It is. That kid will grow up and realize, in a moment of clarity, that some rich white woman brought him home and dressed him in pink tutus like he was a poodle from the pound.

Freakshow meter is maxed out.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: BB on July 18, 2020, 06:12:06 PM
Exactly. I wonder what folks in the black community think of this White lady adopting black kids and then changing their gender? ???

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/charlize-theron-suggests-adopted-black-son-is-transgender-i-have-two-african-american-daughters.676945/ .

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-hate-charlize-theron.762410/ .

Two threads on it from one of my favorite black forums, the bottom thread is the meaner and funnier of them.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Pray_4_War on July 18, 2020, 10:49:05 PM
Charlize is the worst kind of liberal scum.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Henda on July 19, 2020, 03:50:23 AM
That's X-factor?! Jesus he talked like his body was amazing. He looks like nothing. Calves are pitiful

Careful mate, he will Post a photo of his wrist watch in front of a window which will destroy us all mentally as we are forced to compare our Poverty stricken peasant existence to his
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: _bruce_ on July 19, 2020, 06:12:34 AM
That's child abuse in my book.

Child Protective Services should remove those kids from her care.

It's just virtue signalling - celebrities are here to spread a message.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Palumboism on July 19, 2020, 06:53:38 AM
(https://i0.heartyhosting.com/okmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/spl1230472_023.jpg?w=750&ssl=1)


Her son is wearing her ass out and it's only going to get worse when he gets to his teens.  You can see it by the look in her face.  She'll try to be the "good mother" and that's whats going to be so exhausting.

Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Irongrip400 on July 19, 2020, 07:09:00 AM
(https://i0.heartyhosting.com/okmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/spl1230472_023.jpg?w=750&ssl=1)


Her son is wearing her ass out and it's only going to get worse when he gets to his teens.  You can see it by the look in her face.  She'll try to be the "good mother" and that's whats going to be so exhausting.


“You’re going to put that tutu on now, you’re a girl!”
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 19, 2020, 07:11:00 AM
(https://i0.heartyhosting.com/okmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/spl1230472_023.jpg?w=750&ssl=1)


Her son is wearing her ass out and it's only going to get worse when he gets to his teens.  You can see it by the look in her face.  She'll try to be the "good mother" and that's whats going to be so exhausting.

Just wait until they're 14-17 years old
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Irongrip400 on July 19, 2020, 07:12:32 AM
https://www.thecoli.com/threads/charlize-theron-suggests-adopted-black-son-is-transgender-i-have-two-african-american-daughters.676945/ .

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-hate-charlize-theron.762410/ .

Two threads on it from one of my favorite black forums, the bottom thread is the meaner and funnier of them.

Have you registered on this site? I’m thinking about it just to post in that thread.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 19, 2020, 07:15:28 AM
Have you registered on this site? I’m thinking about it just to post in that thread.

Black forums are hilarious (in the way they communicate).

"lil Nikka didn't stand a chance"

I've seen a few (thecolon one of them) linked from reddit, a must watch at least once!


(https://i.imgur.com/j3GCzqK.jpg)
(https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/180328212418-hart-family-exlarge-169.jpg)

(https://ioneblackamericaweb.files.wordpress.com/2018/10/couple-takes-photos-of-black-girl-in-cotton-field.jpg?quality=99&strip=all)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: BB on July 19, 2020, 11:32:24 AM
Have you registered on this site? I’m thinking about it just to post in that thread.

Ha, no, I'm trying not to join any new forums simply to save time. I do keep an eye on that one because the film review part is good -

https://www.thecoli.com/forums/the-film-room.57/ .

and the main black topics forum gets pretty good sometimes -

https://www.thecoli.com/forums/the-locker-room.6/ .


I'm not sure if they're taking new members, it's been a semi closed forum for a few years, where they only allow new registers once or twice a year for a few weeks.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Fortress on July 19, 2020, 03:03:56 PM
I really dislike this broad. Every aspect of her. Never ranked her looks much, either.

And she is indeed a seriously mentally-ill woman. Liberal psycho.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: pamith on July 19, 2020, 04:44:58 PM
I really dislike this broad. Every aspect of her. Never ranked her looks much, either.

And she is indeed a seriously mentally-ill woman. Liberal psycho.
I feel you bro
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Bevo on July 19, 2020, 05:29:01 PM
CHARLIZE THERON CONFIRMS SON, JACKSON THERON, IS NOW A GIRL

Charlize Theron confirms that she is raising her son, Jackson, as a girl. The actress tells media that Jackson identified herself as a girl at just 3-years-old.

The other "daughter" is called August.


(https://bckonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/charlize-theron-son.jpg)

Mental case

Should be run over repeatedly with a Ford F-150 raptor
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: pamith on July 19, 2020, 05:34:08 PM
She's stupid
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: tommywishbone on July 19, 2020, 08:32:35 PM
Vomit inducing shit.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 20, 2020, 04:27:43 AM
I really dislike this broad. Every aspect of her. Never ranked her looks much, either.

And she is indeed a seriously mentally-ill woman. Liberal psycho.
She says men need to "man up and ask her out."  She has no idea why men don't want to date psycho single mothers that dress their boys like girls.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: IroNat on July 20, 2020, 04:50:43 AM
She says men need to "man up and ask her out."  She has no idea why men don't want to date psycho single mothers that dress their boys like girls.

This.^
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Pray_4_War on July 20, 2020, 06:08:17 AM
She says men need to "man up and ask her out."  She has no idea why men don't want to date psycho single mothers that dress their boys like girls.

Hahahaha!
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Griffith on July 20, 2020, 08:49:20 AM
Just wait until they're 14-17 years old

Maybe she'll have them on hormones before then?  ???

Giving them their 'vitamins'.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: youandme on July 20, 2020, 09:05:09 PM

“You’re going to put that tutu on now, you’re a girl!”

Lmfao

She’s crazy
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 21, 2020, 03:51:16 AM
Maybe she'll have them on hormones before then?  ???

Giving them their 'vitamins'.
They may end up killing her.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Kwon on July 21, 2020, 04:44:30 AM
Well, Ms Theron is NOT popular on TheColon.com forum! That's for sure!
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: wes on July 21, 2020, 06:20:16 PM
Theron is a certified mental case !!
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: JustPlaneJane on July 21, 2020, 07:09:31 PM
She dated Sean Penn.

I’d be happy to see them both blown up on a faulty deep sea oil drilling platform.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Pray_4_War on July 21, 2020, 09:34:12 PM
Theron is a certified mental case !!

...and her looks are severely overrated.  Men should avoid her at all costs, and it looks like they are doing just that.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 22, 2020, 03:15:19 AM
...and her looks are severely overrated.  Men should avoid her at all costs, and it looks like they are doing just that.
Imagine the 1st date with that annoying twat.