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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #100 on: July 19, 2020, 08:32:35 PM »
Vomit inducing shit.
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #101 on: July 20, 2020, 04:27:43 AM »
Quote from: Fortress on July 19, 2020, 03:03:56 PM
I really dislike this broad. Every aspect of her. Never ranked her looks much, either.

And she is indeed a seriously mentally-ill woman. Liberal psycho.
She says men need to "man up and ask her out."  She has no idea why men don't want to date psycho single mothers that dress their boys like girls.
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #102 on: July 20, 2020, 04:50:43 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on July 20, 2020, 04:27:43 AM
She says men need to "man up and ask her out."  She has no idea why men don't want to date psycho single mothers that dress their boys like girls.

This.^
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #103 on: July 20, 2020, 06:08:17 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on July 20, 2020, 04:27:43 AM
She says men need to "man up and ask her out."  She has no idea why men don't want to date psycho single mothers that dress their boys like girls.

Hahahaha!
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #104 on: July 20, 2020, 08:49:20 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on July 19, 2020, 07:11:00 AM
Just wait until they're 14-17 years old

Maybe she'll have them on hormones before then?  ???

Giving them their 'vitamins'.
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #105 on: July 20, 2020, 09:05:09 PM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on July 19, 2020, 07:09:00 AM

“You’re going to put that tutu on now, you’re a girl!”

Lmfao

She’s crazy
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #106 on: July 21, 2020, 03:51:16 AM »
Quote from: Griffith on July 20, 2020, 08:49:20 AM
Maybe she'll have them on hormones before then?  ???

Giving them their 'vitamins'.
They may end up killing her.
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #107 on: July 21, 2020, 04:44:30 AM »
Well, Ms Theron is NOT popular on TheColon.com forum! That's for sure!
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #108 on: July 21, 2020, 06:20:16 PM »
Theron is a certified mental case !!
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #109 on: July 21, 2020, 07:09:31 PM »
She dated Sean Penn.

I’d be happy to see them both blown up on a faulty deep sea oil drilling platform.
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #110 on: July 21, 2020, 09:34:12 PM »
Quote from: wes on July 21, 2020, 06:20:16 PM
Theron is a certified mental case !!

...and her looks are severely overrated.  Men should avoid her at all costs, and it looks like they are doing just that.
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #111 on: July 22, 2020, 03:15:19 AM »
Quote from: Pray_4_War on July 21, 2020, 09:34:12 PM
...and her looks are severely overrated.  Men should avoid her at all costs, and it looks like they are doing just that.
Imagine the 1st date with that annoying twat.
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #112 on: March 28, 2026, 08:53:18 AM »
Arnold VS Seagull

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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #113 on: March 28, 2026, 11:41:36 PM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on July 22, 2020, 03:15:19 AM
Imagine the 1st date with that annoying twat.
Depends on what her twat looks like. Nasty and intimidating and I am in!!
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #114 on: May 17, 2026, 10:35:48 AM »
Quote from: Griffith on July 17, 2020, 07:55:44 AM
She has sponsored Julius Malema and the EFF in South Africa and paid for his court case against Afriforum. And worn a t-shirt of him. Also donated to the ANC Youth League.

Basically a white Afrikaner supporting a black Marxist-Leninist group which wants to kill whites and supports killing of farmers.

Interesting - what a "surprise"...
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #115 on: May 17, 2026, 12:00:42 PM »
Quote from: Bevo on July 19, 2020, 05:29:01 PM
Mental case

Should be run over repeatedly with a Ford F-150 raptor
I woulda tore that ass repeatedly during her filming “ Monster” when homeboy tied her up and her the good ole Louisville slugger up her  rectum I would love to have repeated that scene with my slugger and have Christina ricci licking my balls as they swing back and forth from behind and when I’m finished, I will let out a nice Taco Bell wet fart right on her nose
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #116 on: May 17, 2026, 01:23:47 PM »
Quote from: obsidian on March 28, 2026, 11:41:36 PM
Depends on what her twat looks like. Nasty and intimidating and I am in!!
Double wrap.
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #117 on: Today at 01:52:56 AM »
Quote from: Pray_4_War on July 21, 2020, 09:34:12 PM
...and her looks are severely overrated.  Men should avoid her at all costs, and it looks like they are doing just that.

she will end up like Bridget Fonda
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #118 on: Today at 08:02:26 AM »
Quote from: joswift on Today at 01:52:56 AM
she will end up like Bridget Fonda
Bridget is working her way back.
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #119 on: Today at 08:10:00 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on Today at 08:02:26 AM
Bridget is working her way back.
ozempic is a wonderful drug but I cant see her reatining her former glory, she will look like a Christmas ballon thats deflated
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #120 on: Today at 08:14:16 AM »
Quote from: joswift on Today at 08:10:00 AM
ozempic is a wonderful drug but I cant see her reatining her former glory, she will look like a Christmas ballon thats deflated
True, but anything is better than that hideous beast she was a few years ago.
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #121 on: Today at 08:23:15 AM »
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