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Title: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on August 27, 2020, 08:08:02 AM
Dude found a mother load on the beach here in Broward county.

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/broward-beachgoer-discovers-nearly-80-pounds-of-cocaine-washed-up-on-shore/2283922/?fbclid=IwAR1SZ7tPWGMMZmC7UZv1TBHXGe20zdNFKqF_1mIotOPByehDcHvKuAyklWs

Now I know 80 pounds will barely last EFS through the weekend....   but if you decided to keep it, then wtf do you do with it?  I have never used it, nor know anyone who does... highly doubt you could sell it on Amazon, so....   
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: benchmstr on August 27, 2020, 08:13:35 AM
Turn it in...a kilo is only worth $15k here....so, those 1980 New York prices would drop
My yield too much...so I would have to move it and step on it waaaay to much

Bench
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 27, 2020, 08:22:52 AM
Use it to fuck hookers and strippers for free.
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 27, 2020, 08:56:44 AM
Sell it and invest in Caliber Fitness, LLC
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: IroNat on August 27, 2020, 09:06:35 AM
Call the cops and leave it where it is.

I don't want South American or Mexican cartels after me.
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 27, 2020, 09:26:22 AM
Quote from: IroNat on August 27, 2020, 09:06:35 AM
Call the cops and leave it where it is.

I don't want South American or Mexican cartels after me.

Calling the cops made you complicit.  It’s a death sentence.
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: IroNat on August 27, 2020, 09:59:52 AM
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on August 27, 2020, 09:26:22 AM
Calling the cops made you complicit.  It’s a death sentence.

Well, then, just leave it where it is and go call the cops from your cellphone.

Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 27, 2020, 10:36:17 AM
Put it in the freezer. Use it twice a week on Leg day and Back day...
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 27, 2020, 10:38:09 AM
Scarface scene. ;D
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: robcguns on August 27, 2020, 10:47:45 AM
Take it and stash it for about a year then move it to a bunch of people I know who play in those games.
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 27, 2020, 10:49:28 AM
Quote from: robcguns on August 27, 2020, 10:47:45 AM
Take it and stash it for about a year then move it to a bunch of people I know who play in those games.
That would be smart.  Take the cash and get it away and let someone else deal with it.  Just don't sell it to an undercover cop.
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: Taffin on August 27, 2020, 11:03:02 AM
Keep one package and turn the rest in - best of both worlds
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: epic is back on August 27, 2020, 12:56:17 PM
Quote from: LurkerNoMore on August 27, 2020, 08:08:02 AM
Dude found a mother load on the beach here in Broward county.

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/broward-beachgoer-discovers-nearly-80-pounds-of-cocaine-washed-up-on-shore/2283922/?fbclid=IwAR1SZ7tPWGMMZmC7UZv1TBHXGe20zdNFKqF_1mIotOPByehDcHvKuAyklWs

Now I know 80 pounds will barely last EFS through the weekend....   but if you decided to keep it, then wtf do you do with it?  I have never used it, nor know anyone who does... highly doubt you could sell it on Amazon, so....

id shove it up the asses and noses of all the patients in your overun  ::)hospital
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: gmflex on August 27, 2020, 01:42:38 PM
   ;D.           ;D

Cut it with baking soda..

Quadruple your profits...

   ;D.          ;D
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on August 27, 2020, 04:05:48 PM
Quote from: IroNat on August 27, 2020, 09:06:35 AM
Call the cops and leave it where it is.

I don't want South American or Mexican cartels after me.

How would they know you had it?
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: pellius on August 27, 2020, 04:14:11 PM
Quote from: IroNat on August 27, 2020, 09:06:35 AM
Call the cops and leave it where it is.

I don't want South American or Mexican cartels after me.

EXACTLY! That's the first thought that came into my mind. That is one world I don't want anything to do with.
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: Fortress on August 27, 2020, 04:25:59 PM
Dump it onto the beach.

Serious.
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: harmankardon1 on August 27, 2020, 05:47:22 PM
Quote from: robcguns on August 27, 2020, 10:47:45 AM
Take it and stash it for about a year then move it to a bunch of people I know who play in those games.

X2

I'd start selling small amounts, make a fucking killing on it, already cut wholesale it's worth 200k a kilo here.... This shit worth way more...

350k a kilo street value (cut at 50%), this stuff would be pure so is essentially worth 700k a kilo on the street! Aus.
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: TheShape. on August 27, 2020, 05:59:02 PM
Walk away and never touch it
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
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Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: Zillotch on August 27, 2020, 11:19:00 PM
pretty sure I could snort all of it... you know.. over time - definitely a score, if i was to survive consumption 
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: Darren Avey on August 28, 2020, 02:01:21 AM
Hoover the C u nt up!!!
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: tatoo on August 28, 2020, 05:37:48 AM
id sell it all for 900k.... it'd be gone before anyone knew.. 1 deal, got to buy it all at once...
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: Flexacon on August 28, 2020, 07:18:40 AM
Quote from: TheShape. on August 27, 2020, 05:59:02 PM
Walk away and never touch it

I'd probably do this. More hassle than it's worth.
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: Kwon on August 28, 2020, 07:47:57 AM
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Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on August 28, 2020, 07:51:12 AM
Selling it would be the best option - however I have no idea who to sell it to as I have never used it or no anyone first hand who does.
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
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Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on August 28, 2020, 08:34:54 AM
I'd get shot by a major drug dealer who mistook my offer of bargain prices for a request to shoot me in the head and take the gear for free.
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 28, 2020, 10:04:03 AM
Quote from: ElPolloSalmonello on August 28, 2020, 08:34:54 AM
I'd get shot by a major drug dealer who mistook my offer of bargain prices for a request to shoot me in the head and take the gear for free.
Good point.  Best to stay out of that world.
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 28, 2020, 02:22:50 PM
Quote from: B_B_C on August 28, 2020, 01:52:57 PM
No Country for old men
Cormac McCarthy
Great movie.  The scene where he's swimming to get away from the pit bull is epic!  The dog should have won an Oscar.
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 28, 2020, 02:25:26 PM
1M in coke is peanuts for some people:

Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on August 29, 2020, 06:43:25 AM
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on August 28, 2020, 02:25:26 PM
1M in coke is peanuts for some people:

Remember the melt down he had when someone commented on his false teeth?
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: bigmikecox on September 21, 2020, 11:06:56 AM
Quote from: LurkerNoMore on August 27, 2020, 08:08:02 AM
Dude found a mother load on the beach here in Broward county.

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/broward-beachgoer-discovers-nearly-80-pounds-of-cocaine-washed-up-on-shore/2283922/?fbclid=IwAR1SZ7tPWGMMZmC7UZv1TBHXGe20zdNFKqF_1mIotOPByehDcHvKuAyklWs

Now I know 80 pounds will barely last EFS through the weekend....   but if you decided to keep it, then wtf do you do with it?  I have never used it, nor know anyone who does... highly doubt you could sell it on Amazon, so....

Hookers....lots of hookers, viagra and will do my best Rocco impersonation
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: Methyl m1ke on September 21, 2020, 11:17:45 AM
Quote from: gmflex on August 27, 2020, 01:42:38 PM
   ;D.           ;D

Cut it with baking soda..

Quadruple your profits...

   ;D.          ;D

Mannitol

You dont want slammers mainlining baking soda dude
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: Kwon on September 21, 2020, 11:28:09 AM
Quote from: bigmikecox on September 21, 2020, 11:06:56 AM
Hookers....lots of hookers, viagra and will do my best Rocco impersonation

What kind of hookers though?
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 21, 2020, 11:29:51 AM
Quote from: Kwon on September 21, 2020, 11:28:09 AM
What kind of hookers though?
The female kind.
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: SOMEPARTS on September 21, 2020, 11:41:54 AM
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on August 27, 2020, 10:36:17 AM
Put it in the freezer. Use it twice a week on Leg day and Back day...



This is a fine answer.
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: _bruce_ on September 21, 2020, 11:42:34 AM
I would try selling it but you ought to have a contact to give it away at once.
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: ghcard on September 21, 2020, 12:21:01 PM
I think that living in brazil have some advantages.

In a scenario like that you could easily sell all of it in front of your house, gram by gram in those little  transparent caps.
The only thing you would have to do is to pay the cops some small fee every couple of days.

That is what many do around here.
Best place to live if you have intention of dealing drugs lol
Title: Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
Post by: honest on September 21, 2020, 03:53:22 PM
Walk straight past it and keep walking.