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If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« on: August 27, 2020, 08:08:02 AM »
Dude found a mother load on the beach here in Broward county.

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/broward-beachgoer-discovers-nearly-80-pounds-of-cocaine-washed-up-on-shore/2283922/?fbclid=IwAR1SZ7tPWGMMZmC7UZv1TBHXGe20zdNFKqF_1mIotOPByehDcHvKuAyklWs

Now I know 80 pounds will barely last EFS through the weekend....   but if you decided to keep it, then wtf do you do with it?  I have never used it, nor know anyone who does... highly doubt you could sell it on Amazon, so....   
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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2020, 08:13:35 AM »
Turn it in...a kilo is only worth $15k here....so, those 1980 New York prices would drop
My yield too much...so I would have to move it and step on it waaaay to much

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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2020, 08:22:52 AM »
Use it to fuck hookers and strippers for free.
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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2020, 08:56:44 AM »
Sell it and invest in Caliber Fitness, LLC
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IroNat

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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2020, 09:06:35 AM »
Call the cops and leave it where it is.

I don't want South American or Mexican cartels after me.
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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2020, 09:26:22 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on August 27, 2020, 09:06:35 AM
Call the cops and leave it where it is.

I don't want South American or Mexican cartels after me.

Calling the cops made you complicit.  It’s a death sentence.
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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2020, 09:59:52 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on August 27, 2020, 09:26:22 AM
Calling the cops made you complicit.  It’s a death sentence.

Well, then, just leave it where it is and go call the cops from your cellphone.

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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2020, 10:36:17 AM »
Put it in the freezer. Use it twice a week on Leg day and Back day...
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Humble Narcissist

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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2020, 10:38:09 AM »
Scarface scene. ;D
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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2020, 10:47:45 AM »
Take it and stash it for about a year then move it to a bunch of people I know who play in those games.
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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2020, 10:49:28 AM »
Quote from: robcguns on August 27, 2020, 10:47:45 AM
Take it and stash it for about a year then move it to a bunch of people I know who play in those games.
That would be smart.  Take the cash and get it away and let someone else deal with it.  Just don't sell it to an undercover cop.
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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2020, 11:03:02 AM »
Keep one package and turn the rest in - best of both worlds
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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2020, 12:56:17 PM »
Quote from: LurkerNoMore on August 27, 2020, 08:08:02 AM
Dude found a mother load on the beach here in Broward county.

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/broward-beachgoer-discovers-nearly-80-pounds-of-cocaine-washed-up-on-shore/2283922/?fbclid=IwAR1SZ7tPWGMMZmC7UZv1TBHXGe20zdNFKqF_1mIotOPByehDcHvKuAyklWs

Now I know 80 pounds will barely last EFS through the weekend....   but if you decided to keep it, then wtf do you do with it?  I have never used it, nor know anyone who does... highly doubt you could sell it on Amazon, so....

id shove it up the asses and noses of all the patients in your overun  ::)hospital
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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2020, 01:42:38 PM »
   ;D.           ;D

Cut it with baking soda..

Quadruple your profits...

   ;D.          ;D
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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2020, 04:05:48 PM »
Quote from: IroNat on August 27, 2020, 09:06:35 AM
Call the cops and leave it where it is.

I don't want South American or Mexican cartels after me.

How would they know you had it?
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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2020, 04:14:11 PM »
Quote from: IroNat on August 27, 2020, 09:06:35 AM
Call the cops and leave it where it is.

I don't want South American or Mexican cartels after me.

EXACTLY! That's the first thought that came into my mind. That is one world I don't want anything to do with.
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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2020, 04:25:59 PM »
Dump it onto the beach.

Serious.
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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2020, 05:47:22 PM »
Quote from: robcguns on August 27, 2020, 10:47:45 AM
Take it and stash it for about a year then move it to a bunch of people I know who play in those games.

X2

I'd start selling small amounts, make a fucking killing on it, already cut wholesale it's worth 200k a kilo here.... This shit worth way more...

350k a kilo street value (cut at 50%), this stuff would be pure so is essentially worth 700k a kilo on the street! Aus.
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TheShape.

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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2020, 05:59:02 PM »
Walk away and never touch it
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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2020, 09:30:55 PM »
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I'd sell all of it for 800k to a Getbigger.
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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2020, 11:19:00 PM »
pretty sure I could snort all of it... you know.. over time - definitely a score, if i was to survive consumption 
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Darren Avey

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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2020, 02:01:21 AM »
Hoover the C u nt up!!!
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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2020, 05:37:48 AM »
id sell it all for 900k.... it'd be gone before anyone knew.. 1 deal, got to buy it all at once...
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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2020, 07:18:40 AM »
Quote from: TheShape. on August 27, 2020, 05:59:02 PM
Walk away and never touch it

I'd probably do this. More hassle than it's worth.
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Re: If you found $1M in cocaine, what would you do with it?
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