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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Palumboism on April 26, 2021, 04:53:30 PM
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Lo Lo Jones:
"Lol time to life rant. I have options but for the first time I’m really just bored with dating. I think after so many times of getting my hopes up that I will meet your person... you just get over it. You give up hope.
Look I’m no spring chicken. I’m 38 years old. I’m not at an age where I can pretend... like in my 20s “oh I’m not looking for anything serious” when I was totally wanting to get married at that age.
Now when you talk to guys at this age they know most likely you are looking for something serious... they don’t even ask. The good news about being this age and talking to other guys this age is, they are usually serious about dating and meeting their match too. What a relief. I’m glad I’m out of the 20s dealing with the just want to have fun guys.
But even still... Its hard to date. It’s always the same story, picking between two extremes. One guy is a Christian one guy is not. One guy is a workaholic the other one unmotivated. I’m torn between personality or character. Looks or morals. And honestly lately... The dates all want me to travel to them. *coughs* RISK global pandemic date OR be a cat women for the rest of my life. Hard call.
so basically I just have phone calls. I get bored because I feel I am never going to meet someone in person. Dammit I’m losing the last prime year of my life to lock down my husband before my face melts. I swear covid year gave me 10 extra grey hairs. Really not helping the cause to lock someone down before I get “old old.”
Yup so that’s my rant. If anyone else is frustrated by the dating scene and want more tea my book is linked in bio. For those that pre order we are working on a special something something to keep you encouraged... cheers to all the singles. I feel your pain. Cats are not so bad"
https://www.tigerdroppings.com/summer-olympics/lolo-jones-gives-us-an-update-on-her-dating-life/95953310/ (https://www.tigerdroppings.com/summer-olympics/lolo-jones-gives-us-an-update-on-her-dating-life/95953310/)
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/lolo-jones-dating-during-covid-230501843.html (https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/lolo-jones-dating-during-covid-230501843.html)
She saved her Virginity for Mr. Perfect, and at 38 she discovers he doesn't exist.
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This bitch is an annoying c unt. High and mighty and conceited, no real man would want to deal with this shit
There’s a reason some girls are single 35+
Danica Patrick, jlo, and this chick are girls you stay away from, have your fun if you can but don’t get serious or put a ring on them
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At least she has instagram to talk to...
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No one cares about this dumb fundie twat
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Who ???
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I’d make her beg to have me watch her eat Kwon’s ass.
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She is hot and I would assume wealthy so she must be a real pain in the ass if she is still single at 38.
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She is hot and I would assume wealthy so she must be a real pain in the ass if she is still single at 38.
What does that have to do with doing a drum solo on her forehead with your dick?
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She’s ugly.
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She’s ugly.
I think she was hot in her prime and had an ass you could bounce a qtr off. :-*
Sadly, she snatched defeat from the jaws of victory when she hit a hurdle in the 2008 Olympic final.
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She’s ugly.
Lol ugly?
Is that the general consensus?
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Lol ugly?
Is that the general consensus?
If Lolo was naked on all 4's, smiling , looking over her shoulder...it would be a pretty sight.
Those getbiggers who still think she's ugly , should head to the the Blue Oyster Bar.
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watered down and crazy version of michael michele
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I think she was hot in her prime and had an ass you could bounce a qtr off. :-*
Sadly, she snatched defeat from the jaws of victory when she hit a hurdle in the 2008 Olympic final.
Wow, almost no vertical head movement going over those hurdles. :o
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I’d make her beg to have me watch her eat Kwon’s ass.
LOOOOL! As i doggy Bryce Dallas Howard as she eats Wes's ass while i frolick on Henda's hairy chest and bounce to and fro between Henda's nipples covered in babyoil and barbecuesauce.
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If you are 38 and haven't found someone for you yet, it's YOU not them. A 38 year old virgin. ::)
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Poor Lo Lo!
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Must be a nerd virgin tech billionaire out there willing to give her a shot.
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She'd get more dates with this carriage! :D (https://static.tumbex.com/va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p81ciafJQW1wfpm2d.mp4)
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If you are 38 and haven't found someone for you yet, it's YOU not them. A 38 year old virgin. ::)
Reminds me of a cartoon somebody posted here about some chick blowing off nice guys when she was young and hot and then when she got to her mid-30s complaining that there were no good men around.
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I’d make her beg to have me watch her eat Kwon’s ass.
I just caught that one. ;D well played Sir...well played
Get Big HOF zinger Walt !
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She is 100% lesbian but she is so religious she is trying hard to not admit it. She's been complaining about meeting the right man for ages. It's because no men will meet her criteria unless they have an actual vagina she can lick. She just needs to come out of the closet and move on with her life. God probably hates her anyways.
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I consider myself fortunate that I don't even know who she is
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She is 100% lesbian but she is so religious she is trying hard to not admit it. She's been complaining about meeting the right man for ages. It's because no men will meet her criteria unless they have an actual vagina she can lick. She just needs to come out of the closet and move on with her life. God probably hates her anyways.
Most likely.
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Reminds me of a cartoon somebody posted here about some chick blowing off nice guys when she was young and hot and then when she got to her mid-30s complaining that there were no good men around.
Yep, why would any guy want a washed up old lady with dried up eggs? If she really wanted a man to marry, she fucked up by waiting so long. There are many women like her that have way too high criteria for men.
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LOOOOL! As i doggy Bryce Dallas Howard as she eats Wes's ass while i frolick on Henda's hairy chest and bounce to and fro between Henda's nipples covered in babyoil and barbecuesauce.
I got a parsh just from reading that ! ;D
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38yo virgin. Doesnt like sex at all. Never will.
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LOOOOL! As i doggy Bryce Dallas Howard as she eats Wes's ass while i frolick on Henda's hairy chest and bounce to and fro between Henda's nipples covered in babyoil and barbecuesauce.
Some of you fuckers really need help....
😁
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Yep, why would any guy want a washed up old lady with dried up eggs? If she really wanted a man to marry, she fucked up by waiting so long. There are many women like her that have way too high criteria for men.
I agree that she’s a lesbian. Pretty much all the top female track and field athletes that are good looking are married. I don’t see why she would be an exception.
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Mental illness.
Poor slutbag wasted her good years being an overly religious annoying cunt.
She should just kill herself.
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Weren't we rewarded with some of her private pix during the fappening?
Oops - just realized it was Hope Solo.
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she probably gets alot of followers from other lonlely cat ladys posting these things
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Why would someone feel the urge to talk about their love life in public? So much narcissism present in western society, it is all always the same, me, me, me...
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Why would someone feel the urge to talk about their love life in public? So much narcissism present in western society, it is all always the same, me, me, me...
This^
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Wow, almost no vertical head movement going over those hurdles. :o
Hmm, you sound lie a man that knows the deal on ideal hurdle form.
Sadly, Lolo, is now realizing ( and accepting) a basic fact about most men.
As that Patty from millionaire matchmaker show said;
" The penis does the picking."
Lolo was/is sexy and hot. But after hearing her purity views on a 1st date, I'd go to the bathroom and sneak out the back door.
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Hmm, you sound lie a man that knows the deal on ideal hurdle form.
Sadly, Lolo, is now realizing ( and accepting) a basic fact about most men.
As that Patty from millionaire matchmaker show said;
" The penis does the picking."
Lolo was/is sexy and hot. But after hearing her purity views on a 1st date, I'd go to the bathroom and sneak out the back door.
Imagine having to put a ring on her finger before you can eat and fuck that vag to only find out she has the meatiest beef curtains with a strong hint of Chicken of the Sea. :-X
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Imagine having to put a ring on her finger before you can eat and fuck that vag to only find out she has the meatiest beef curtains with a strong hint of Chicken of the Sea. :-X
True 'dat, but you can't open the tuna fish can before you buy it in the store.
However, if it smells rancid after you get it home, you can return it for a full refund.
It's not that easy a transaction when your virgin bride , ends up smelling like a toilet at a fish canning plant.
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True 'dat, but you can't open the tuna fish can before you buy it in the store.
However, if it smells rancid after you get it home, you can return it for a full refund.
It's not that easy a transaction when your virgin bride , ends up smelling like a toilet at a fish canning plant.
Just spray her down with a hose.
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Just spray her down with a hose.
I'd like to use my trouser snake as the hose and spray her butt cheeks with jizz
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Getbig is a heartless, cruel and unforgiving place.
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Getbig is a heartless, cruel and unforgiving place.
A den of trolls. ;D
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A den of trolls. ;D
A den???
TIS A HAVEN!!! :D
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38yo virgin. Doesnt like sex at all. Never will.
Bet she has some serious arthritis in a couple fingers. :D
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Getbig is a heartless, cruel and unforgiving place.
This is the Thunderdome, getbig or GTFO! :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)
Only the strong survive here.
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"This is the Thunderdome, getbig or GTFO!
Only the strong survive here."
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I consider myself fortunate that I don't even know who she is
Me too
We are also fortunate that this thread is about (what appears to be) a woman, and has not yet descended into c0ck talk...
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Getbig is a heartless, cruel and unforgiving place.
Sound like that should be the name of a new forum.
It can replace the UK board.
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:D ;)
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COCK ;D
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COCK ;D
We have a winner!
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We have a wiener!
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We have a weiner!
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