Lo Lo Jones Life Rant

[wes]

LOOOOL! As i doggy Bryce Dallas Howard as she eats Wes's ass while i frolick on Henda's hairy chest and bounce to and fro between Henda's nipples covered in babyoil and barbecuesauce.

I got a parsh just from reading that ! 

[falco]

38yo virgin. Doesnt like sex at all. Never will.

[Walter Sobchak]

LOOOOL! As i doggy Bryce Dallas Howard as she eats Wes's ass while i frolick on Henda's hairy chest and bounce to and fro between Henda's nipples covered in babyoil and barbecuesauce.

Some of you fuckers really need help....

😁

[Thin Lizzy]

Yep, why would any guy want a washed up old lady with dried up eggs?  If she really wanted a man to marry, she fucked up by waiting so long.  There are many women like her that have way too high criteria for men.

I agree that she’s a lesbian. Pretty much all the top female track and field athletes that are good looking are married. I don’t see why she would be an exception.

[ThisisOverload]

Mental illness.

Poor slutbag wasted her good years being an overly religious annoying cunt.

She should just kill herself.

[Moontrane]

Weren't we rewarded with some of her private pix during the fappening?

Oops - just realized it was Hope Solo.

[MAXX]

she probably gets alot of followers from other lonlely cat ladys posting these things

[mac33]

Why would someone feel the urge to talk about their love life in public? So much narcissism present in western society, it is all always the same, me, me, me...

[Humble Narcissist]

Why would someone feel the urge to talk about their love life in public? So much narcissism present in western society, it is all always the same, me, me, me...

This^

[Howard]

Wow, almost no vertical head movement going over those hurdles. 

Hmm, you sound lie a man that knows the deal on ideal hurdle form.

Sadly, Lolo, is now realizing ( and accepting) a basic fact about most men.

As that Patty from millionaire matchmaker show said;
" The penis does the picking."

Lolo was/is sexy and hot. But after hearing her purity views on a 1st date, I'd go to the bathroom and sneak out the back door.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Hmm, you sound lie a man that knows the deal on ideal hurdle form.

Sadly, Lolo, is now realizing ( and accepting) a basic fact about most men.

As that Patty from millionaire matchmaker show said;
" The penis does the picking."

Lolo was/is sexy and hot. But after hearing her purity views on a 1st date, I'd go to the bathroom and sneak out the back door.

Imagine having to put a ring on her finger before you can eat and fuck that vag to only find out she has the meatiest beef curtains with a strong hint of Chicken of the Sea. 

[Howard]

Imagine having to put a ring on her finger before you can eat and fuck that vag to only find out she has the meatiest beef curtains with a strong hint of Chicken of the Sea. 

True 'dat, but you can't open the tuna fish can before you buy it in the store.
However, if it smells rancid after you get it home, you can return it for a full refund.

It's not that easy a transaction when your virgin bride , ends up smelling like a toilet at a fish canning plant.

[Humble Narcissist]

True 'dat, but you can't open the tuna fish can before you buy it in the store.
However, if it smells rancid after you get it home, you can return it for a full refund.

It's not that easy a transaction when your virgin bride , ends up smelling like a toilet at a fish canning plant.

Just spray her down with a hose.

[Howard]

Just spray her down with a hose.

I'd like to use my trouser snake as the hose and spray her butt cheeks with jizz

[IroNat]

Getbig is a heartless, cruel and unforgiving place.

[Humble Narcissist]

Getbig is a heartless, cruel and unforgiving place.

A den of trolls.

[Kwon]

A den of trolls.

A den???


TIS A HAVEN!!!

[SOMEPARTS]

38yo virgin. Doesnt like sex at all. Never will.

Bet she has some serious arthritis in a couple fingers. 

[Soul Crusher]

Getbig is a heartless, cruel and unforgiving place.

This is the Thunderdome, getbig or GTFO!   


Only the strong survive here. 

[IroNat]

"This is the Thunderdome, getbig or GTFO! 

Only the strong survive here."

[Taffin]

I consider myself fortunate that I don't even know who she is

Me too

We are also fortunate that this thread is about (what appears to be) a woman, and has not yet descended into c0ck talk...

[Walter Sobchak]

Getbig is a heartless, cruel and unforgiving place.

Sound like that should be the name of a new forum.

It can replace the UK board.

[Soul Crusher]

[AbrahamG]

COCK 

[Taffin]

COCK 

We have a winner!