Lo Lo Jones Life Rant

[Palumboism]

Lo Lo Jones:

"Lol time to life rant. I have options but for the first time I’m really just bored with dating. I think after so many times of getting my hopes up that I will meet your person... you just get over it. You give up hope.

Look I’m no spring chicken. I’m 38 years old. I’m not at an age where I can pretend... like in my 20s “oh I’m not looking for anything serious” when I was totally wanting to get married at that age.

Now when you talk to guys at this age they know most likely you are looking for something serious... they don’t even ask. The good news about being this age and talking to other guys this age is, they are usually serious about dating and meeting their match too. What a relief. I’m glad I’m out of the 20s dealing with the just want to have fun guys.

But even still... Its hard to date. It’s always the same story, picking between two extremes. One guy is a Christian one guy is not. One guy is a workaholic the other one unmotivated. I’m torn between personality or character. Looks or morals. And honestly lately... The dates all want me to travel to them. *coughs* RISK global pandemic date OR be a cat women for the rest of my life. Hard call.

so basically I just have phone calls. I get bored because I feel I am never going to meet someone in person. Dammit I’m losing the last prime year of my life to lock down my husband before my face melts. I swear covid year gave me 10 extra grey hairs. Really not helping the cause to lock someone down before I get “old old.”

Yup so that’s my rant. If anyone else is frustrated by the dating scene and want more tea my book is linked in bio. For those that pre order we are working on a special something something to keep you encouraged... cheers to all the singles. I feel your pain. Cats are not so bad"


https://www.tigerdroppings.com/summer-olympics/lolo-jones-gives-us-an-update-on-her-dating-life/95953310/

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/lolo-jones-dating-during-covid-230501843.html


She saved her Virginity for Mr. Perfect, and at 38 she discovers he doesn't exist.

[Bevo]

This bitch is an annoying c unt. High and mighty and conceited, no real man would want to deal with this shit

There’s a reason some girls are single 35+

Danica Patrick, jlo, and this chick are girls you stay away from, have your fun if you can but don’t get serious or put a ring on them

[GymnJuice]

At least she has instagram to talk to...

[Straw Man]

No one cares about this dumb fundie twat

[chaos]

Who

[Walter Sobchak]

I’d make her beg to have me watch her eat Kwon’s ass.

[Hulkotron]

She is hot and I would assume wealthy so she must be a real pain in the ass if she is still single at 38.

[Walter Sobchak]

She is hot and I would assume wealthy so she must be a real pain in the ass if she is still single at 38.

What does that have to do with doing a drum solo on her forehead with your dick?

[deadz]

She’s ugly.

[Howard]

She’s ugly.

I think she was hot in her prime and had an ass  you could bounce a qtr off.
Sadly, she snatched defeat from the jaws of victory when she hit a hurdle in the 2008 Olympic final.

[Dave D]

She’s ugly.

Lol ugly?

Is that the general consensus?

[Howard]

Lol ugly?

Is that the general consensus?

If Lolo was naked on all 4's, smiling , looking over her shoulder...it would be a pretty sight.
Those getbiggers who still think she's ugly ,  should head to the the Blue Oyster Bar.

[G_Thang]

watered down and crazy version of michael michele

[Moontrane]

I think she was hot in her prime and had an ass  you could bounce a qtr off.
Sadly, she snatched defeat from the jaws of victory when she hit a hurdle in the 2008 Olympic final.

Wow, almost no vertical head movement going over those hurdles. 

[Kwon]

I’d make her beg to have me watch her eat Kwon’s ass.

LOOOOL! As i doggy Bryce Dallas Howard as she eats Wes's ass while i frolick on Henda's hairy chest and bounce to and fro between Henda's nipples covered in babyoil and barbecuesauce.

[Humble Narcissist]

If you are 38 and haven't found someone for you yet, it's YOU not them.  A 38 year old virgin.

[Kwon]

Poor Lo Lo!

[IroNat]

Must be a nerd virgin tech billionaire out there willing to give her a shot.

[Kwon]

She'd get more dates with this carriage!

[Thin Lizzy]

If you are 38 and haven't found someone for you yet, it's YOU not them.  A 38 year old virgin.

Reminds me of a cartoon somebody posted here about some chick blowing off nice guys when she was young and hot and then when she got to her mid-30s complaining that there were no good men around.

[Howard]

I’d make her beg to have me watch her eat Kwon’s ass.

I just caught that one.   well played Sir...well played
Get Big HOF zinger Walt !

[El Diablo Blanco]

She is 100% lesbian but she is so religious she is trying hard to not admit it. She's been complaining about meeting the right man for ages.  It's because no men will meet her criteria unless they have an actual vagina she can lick.  She just needs to come out of the closet and move on with her life.  God probably hates her anyways.

[Dokey111]

I consider myself fortunate that I don't even know who she is

[IroNat]

She is 100% lesbian but she is so religious she is trying hard to not admit it. She's been complaining about meeting the right man for ages.  It's because no men will meet her criteria unless they have an actual vagina she can lick.  She just needs to come out of the closet and move on with her life.  God probably hates her anyways.

Most likely.

[Humble Narcissist]

Reminds me of a cartoon somebody posted here about some chick blowing off nice guys when she was young and hot and then when she got to her mid-30s complaining that there were no good men around.

Yep, why would any guy want a washed up old lady with dried up eggs?  If she really wanted a man to marry, she fucked up by waiting so long.  There are many women like her that have way too high criteria for men.