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Title: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Ex Coelis on April 21, 2006, 10:29:23 PM
With Rusty Jeffers and his porno glory days in the getbig news lately, it reminded me of another IFBB pro turned porn star. Whereas Rusty (aka Carl Hardwick) did solo vidoes marketed towards the gay community, Canada's very own Bruce Patterson did fullout gay hardcore.



(http://www.brucepatterson.com/_free/BestofBruce-PS2/images/bigbruce0237.jpg)



It seems like only yesterday that MuscleMag was printing articles about a new up and coming sensation in the bodybulding world. From New Brunswick emerged what Robert Kenedy billed as the next Arnold. With tonnes of exposure and plenty of pro potential behind him, Bruce Patterson seemed dstined for great things.



(http://www.getbig.com/pics/noc/2003/men/bb/patterson02.jpg)



Yet, before Bruce could burst onto the pro scene, he lost his way. Under the moniker "Chris Thunder", Patterson starred in two gay porn films. The most notable was titled Playing with Fire.



(http://www.allworldsvideo.com/Merchant2/boxcovers/10163.jpg)



Naturally, these questionable projects effectively black balled him ever placing in an IFBB contest. Nevertheless he competed a couple times including at the 2003 NOC where he beat Gustavo Badell. Today he sells videos of himself crushing cans for an hour and being punched in the stomach by skinny guys. Check it out. It's funny but sad at the same time. Sounds like its time the PDI gave him a call . . .


http://brucepatterson.com/

(http://www.brucepatterson.com/_free/217ps/images/217-13.jpg)

(http://www.brucepatterson.com/_free/BestofBruce-PS2/images/bigbruce0798.jpg)

(http://www.brucepatterson.com/_free/BestofBruce-PS2/images/bigbruce0188.jpg)
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Ex Coelis on April 21, 2006, 10:38:18 PM
well this figures . . .

(http://www.eroticpages.net/derekanthony/private/g2/016.jpg)
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: 240 is Back on April 21, 2006, 10:39:41 PM
Cocks of a feather...
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Ron on April 21, 2006, 10:57:17 PM
So ae you saying that because he was in some videos, he is not allowed to place higher than he should? Did you think that in his last few competitions, he wasnt' fairly judged?
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: timfogarty on April 22, 2006, 12:08:03 AM
the copyright on the porn film is 1996, so it's likely it was filmed in 1995, pretty much at the same time as his first pro contest.    what was he thinking?

and yes, he was persona non grata and pretty much never even got called out after 1997
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Mars on April 22, 2006, 12:16:57 AM
God will punish them.
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: bigdumbbell on April 22, 2006, 01:44:14 AM
With Rusty Jeffers and his porno glory days in the getbig news lately, it reminded me of another IFBB pro turned porn star. Whereas Rusty (aka Carl Hardwick) did solo vidoes marketed towards the gay community, Canada's very own Bruce Patterson did fullout gay hardcore.



(http://www.brucepatterson.com/_free/BestofBruce-PS2/images/bigbruce0237.jpg)



It seems like only yesterday that MuscleMag was printing articles about a new up and coming sensation in the bodybulding world. From New Brunswick emerged what Robert Kenedy billed as the next Arnold. With tonnes of exposure and plenty of pro potential behind him, Bruce Patterson seemed dstined for great things.




(http://www.getbig.com/pics/noc/2003/men/bb/patterson02.jpg)



Yet, before Bruce could burst onto the pro scene, he lost his way. Under the moniker "Chris Thunder", Patterson starred in two gay porn films. The most notable was titled Playing with Fire.



(http://www.allworldsvideo.com/Merchant2/boxcovers/10163.jpg)



Naturally, these questionable projects effectively black balled him ever placing in an IFBB contest. Nevertheless he competed a couple times including at the 2003 NOC where he beat Gustavo Badell. Today he sells videos of himself crushing cans for an hour and being punched in the stomach by skinny guys. Check it out. It's funny but sad at the same time. Sounds like its time the PDI gave him a call . . .


http://brucepatterson.com/

(http://www.brucepatterson.com/_free/217ps/images/217-13.jpg)

(http://www.brucepatterson.com/_free/BestofBruce-PS2/images/bigbruce0798.jpg)

(http://www.brucepatterson.com/_free/BestofBruce-PS2/images/bigbruce0188.jpg)
do you spend lots of time at that website?
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: the shadow on April 22, 2006, 01:46:30 AM
damn!bruce is hot.i would rub his pecs and biceps if i got the chance....gave me an erection..wow bruce.......
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Al-Gebra on April 22, 2006, 01:54:01 AM
this mofo apparently always has an annoyingly smug expression on his face . . . maybe I'm being superficial, but i have no sympathy for smug-looking mofos.

Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on April 22, 2006, 01:58:30 AM
Big Bruce lives and trains here in Halifax Nova Scotia. That pic of him with DA says old DA is a very big boy, he looks good next to Bruce and I bumped into him at a gasstation about a year back . . . he is massive.

Those pics from his site are members only pics, you gotta pay. Big Poppa J is committed to getting the facts id he signed up just to get pics to post.

The Beef
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: badlad on April 22, 2006, 03:21:29 AM
Serious question:has anybody here actually watched the 'porno' films he's been in. Just wondering if he actually does 'it' as I thought he was married with a child. If he does 'do it' with guys on film then I would have to say, that if he is actually married to a woman, he deserves an Oscar for such a credible acting performance.
I have no problem with him being gay or otherwise and seriously the guy has a fantastic bodyshape.
But if he ever thought he could actually compete professionally in the bb circuit while doing full on gay porn then he really needed a reality check. Just the way it is I guess.
As for his website- have not been there yet (probably wont either) but at least he isn't tossing (off) dwarves coz that is seriously strange.
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Bear on April 22, 2006, 03:55:49 AM
The 'Playing with Fire' video cover says it's a 'Dirk Yates' production, could this be Dorian moonlighting like a gay mofo.

P.S. Patterson looks awesome and I have no problem with him being gay or any supposed moral loopholes any of the homophobes on here can come up with.
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: BayGBM on April 22, 2006, 04:11:35 AM
Those pics from his site are members only pics, you gotta pay. Big Poppa J is committed to getting the facts id he signed up just to get pics to post.

The Beef

Not even I have those “members only" pix of Bruce.  Dude, you are gayer than me.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

I miss the days of muscle marys in form fitting spandex.  :D
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: badlad on April 22, 2006, 04:15:00 AM
Just one issue I might have with Mr Patterson (re the cover of 'Playing with Fire') - was that firedog anyway involved.
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: BayGBM on April 22, 2006, 04:28:08 AM
Just one issue I might have with Mr Patterson (re the cover of 'Playing with Fire') - was that firedog anyway involved.


No.  That movie was lame.  If you want to see a good muscle porn flick  check out Muscle Ranch.  :D
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: analcandy on April 22, 2006, 04:29:07 AM
maybe he's just doing far more money in gay porn / gay for pay than in a "bodybuilding" "career"...
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: bigdumbbell on April 22, 2006, 07:15:20 AM
Serious question:has anybody here actually watched the 'porno' films he's been in. Just wondering if he actually does 'it' as I thought he was married with a child. If he does 'do it' with guys on film then I would have to say, that if he is actually married to a woman, he deserves an Oscar for such a credible acting performance.
I have no problem with him being gay or otherwise and seriously the guy has a fantastic bodyshape.
But if he ever thought he could actually compete professionally in the bb circuit while doing full on gay porn then he really needed a reality check. Just the way it is I guess.
As for his website- have not been there yet (probably wont either) but at least he isn't tossing (off) dwarves coz that is seriously strange.
this poster is too cheap to purchase them himself!  LOL
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Ex Coelis on April 22, 2006, 09:00:54 AM
Big Bruce lives and trains here in Halifax Nova Scotia. That pic of him with DA says old DA is a very big boy, he looks good next to Bruce and I bumped into him at a gasstation about a year back . . . he is massive.

Those pics from his site are members only pics, you gotta pay. Big Poppa J is committed to getting the facts id he signed up just to get pics to post.

The Beef

They're free preview pictures from his store - I wanted my post to be thorough and informative, but I'm not that dedicated
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Ex Coelis on April 22, 2006, 09:03:02 AM
Not even I have those “members only" pix of Bruce.  Dude, you are gayer than me.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

I miss the days of muscle marys in form fitting spandex.  :D

They're free prevuew pictures of his videos, found in his store

Bruce might be a great bb, but I'm not gay - sorry
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on April 22, 2006, 09:14:47 AM
Too bad, the dude's definatly Olympia material. I was at the 03' Ironman and he placed out of the top 10 and he should have easly been top 5. This was before I found out that he did those movies, it didn't make any difference to me, but it obviously did to the judges!
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: BayGBM on April 22, 2006, 09:17:39 AM
They're free prevuew pictures of his videos, found in his store

Bruce might be a great bb, but I'm not gay - sorry

The last time I heard that from a guy was right before he serviced me.  ;D
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Ex Coelis on April 22, 2006, 09:20:22 AM
The last time I heard that from a guy was right before he serviced me.  ;D

ha. ha. ha. BayGBM is gay - i'm not. Whoop-di-doo. look, if you want his pictures so badly, I told you where you can get them for free - so why say something like that?
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: bigdumbbell on April 22, 2006, 09:55:14 AM
ha. ha. ha. BayGBM is gay - i'm not. Whoop-di-doo. look, if you want his pictures so badly, I told you where you can get them for free - so why say something like that?

dont worry poppa  you're gay as pink shoes
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Cool Black Clyde on April 22, 2006, 10:04:27 AM
Rusty Jeffers got screwed by the judges.

Bruce Patterson was no Rusty Jeffers.  He wasn't a good bodybuilder, and he always came in smooth.  He would've had to have been much better to get screwed by the judges, like Rusty.
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: 240 is Back on April 22, 2006, 10:18:35 AM
Bay, do you ever fall in love with the BBers that service you?
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Naked4Jesus on April 22, 2006, 10:20:19 AM
well this figures . . .

(http://www.eroticpages.net/derekanthony/private/g2/016.jpg)

Well hold on a moment here... are you saying that our beloved polesmoking, saladtossing, cockchugging, swordswallowing, nutlicking, assfisting, cumwearing Derek Anthony is ...well um... gay?  
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: BayGBM on April 22, 2006, 12:47:48 PM
ha. ha. ha. BayGBM is gay - i'm not. Whoop-di-doo. look, if you want his pictures so badly, I told you where you can get them for free - so why say something like that?

Because of all the things you could be spending your spare time on and all the millions of websites you could be visiting, you are trolling Bruce Patteron’s pay/free gay porn pages.  Is any heterosexual man THAT bored?:-\

"Join meeee, and I will complete your training . . . !"


Bay, do you ever fall in love with the BBers that service you?

Of course.  Really good head is hard to find.  Alas, the ones I really want, I never get. That's life.  :(
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Ex Coelis on April 22, 2006, 01:04:32 PM
Because of all the things you could be spending your spare time on and all the millions of websites you could be visiting, you are trolling Bruce Patteron’s pay/free gay porn pages.  Is any heterosexual man THAT bored?:-\

"Join meeee, and I will complete your training . . . !"

Wrong again, Bay. It's just a funny site I ran across when trying to find out who competed in the 97 Ironman. I noticed Bruce Patterson had competed and I remembered him from the old MMI articles. Wondering what had happened to him i went to his site. To my surprise I found out.

As for the pictures, I wanted my post to be thorough and informative so I searched around for them. That doesn't make me gay or "bi-curious". I'm a 100% heterosexual man who is a fan of bodybuilding. Despite what you think, there are a lot of people like me. I don't fancy men and I don't "interact" with other men in the ways you do.

All you had to say was "cool - now I know where to get more pictures of Bruce Patterson for free - lucky me." Instead you went and questioned my sexuality. I don't appreciate that, Bay.
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: BayGBM on April 22, 2006, 01:09:40 PM
All you had to say was "cool - now I know where to get more pictures of Bruce Patterson for free - lucky me." Instead you went and questioned my sexuality. I don't appreciate that, Bay.

But I don’t want photos of Bruce Patterson--which is why I am not poking around his website.
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: vinnyvee on April 22, 2006, 01:14:50 PM
Wrong again, Bay. It's just a funny site I ran across when trying to find out who competed in the 97 Ironman. I noticed Bruce Patterson had competed and I remembered him from the old MMI articles. Wondering what had happened to him i went to his site. To my surprise I found out.
All you had to say was "cool - now I know where to get more pictures of Bruce Patterson for free - lucky me." Instead you went and questioned my sexuality. I don't appreciate that, Bay.

I think the only thing anyone can question is the post itself. This thread is retarded man. Like you JUST found out ol Brucey Bunz was peddaling his cock/muscles in gay porn. As a "Fan of Bodybuilding" your telling us you didnt know...honestly?
If I didnt know better I'd say your looking for others besides  BayGBM to come thru so you can pm them for some "intimate discussion whilst viewing his material".... ::)
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Ex Coelis on April 22, 2006, 01:21:42 PM
I think the only thing anyone can question is the post itself. This thread is retarded man. Like you JUST found out ol Brucey Bunz was peddaling his cock/muscles in gay porn. As a "Fan of Bodybuilding" your telling us you didnt know...honestly?
If I didnt know better I'd say your looking for others besides  BayGBM to come thru so you can pm them for some "intimate discussion whilst viewing his material".... ::)

I didn't say I just found out about it. But I doubt everyone else knew. This thread wasn't supposed to be retarded it was supposed to be light hearted and humourous. With rusty's carreer being talked about I figured Bruce's would be topical.
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: badlad on April 22, 2006, 01:36:47 PM
bigdumbbell and BayGBM - you both seem to imply that perhaps I might have a certain inclination.
Hold on a second - let me just go to the www.getbig.com section for 'standard template for rejecting others' notions of latent homosexuality' and now let me reply vis a vis the aforementioned:

Number 1: I am a very proud straight white man.
Number 2: I have a Masters degree in Heterosexuality from Yale
Number 3: I have shagged many many women and never any men
Number 4: I hate both the sinner and the sin
Number 5: None of my best friends are gay and if they were I'd shoot them
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: badlad on April 22, 2006, 01:39:47 PM
...& now back to Bruce's site...
damn did I just type that out loud... ;D
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: 240 is Back on April 22, 2006, 01:40:56 PM
Number 1: I am a very proud straight white man.
Number 2: I have a Masters degree in Heterosexuality from Yale
Number 3: I have shagged many many women and never any men
Number 4: I hate both the sinner and the sin
Number 5: None of my best friends are gay and if they were I'd shoot them

Monster overcompensation  ;D
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Beener on April 22, 2006, 01:44:22 PM
Honestly bigdumbel do you have anythign better to do than whine about someones thread and calling them gay?  Fuck no wonder you have 5000 posts.
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Special Ed on April 22, 2006, 01:50:09 PM
You guys are all gay for even reading this thread.

You're all going to hell.

Special Ed

PS. Anyone have Bruce's phone number?
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: badlad on April 22, 2006, 01:54:34 PM
Special 'on the down low' Ed ;D
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: BayGBM on April 22, 2006, 02:07:32 PM
PS. Anyone have Bruce's phone number?

I do.  ;D
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: knny187 on April 22, 2006, 02:24:36 PM
2 years later.......& this topics pops back up again.



Where's Brett & www.musclebears.com

that's has to be the next topic up for discusssion
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: bigdumbbell on April 22, 2006, 02:56:39 PM
bigdumbbell and BayGBM - you both seem to imply that perhaps I might have a certain inclination.
Hold on a second - let me just go to the www.getbig.com section for 'standard template for rejecting others' notions of latent homosexuality' and now let me reply vis a vis the aforementioned:

Number 1: I am a very proud straight white man.
Number 2: I have a Masters degree in Heterosexuality from Yale
Number 3: I have shagged many many women and never any men
Number 4: I hate both the sinner and the sin
Number 5: None of my best friends are gay and if they were I'd shoot them

#2   LOL
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: WiseGuy on April 22, 2006, 04:35:39 PM
bigdumbbell and BayGBM - you both seem to imply that perhaps I might have a certain inclination.
Hold on a second - let me just go to the www.getbig.com section for 'standard template for rejecting others' notions of latent homosexuality' and now let me reply vis a vis the aforementioned:

Number 1: I am a very proud straight white man.
Number 2: I have a Masters degree in Heterosexuality from Yale
Number 3: I have shagged many many women and never any men
Number 4: I hate both the sinner and the sin
Number 5: None of my best friends are gay and if they were I'd shoot them

Translation:

i have packed more fudge than a hershey's retiree.....

 :-\
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: LuciusFox on April 22, 2006, 10:32:43 PM
bigdumbbell and BayGBM - you both seem to imply that perhaps I might have a certain inclination.
Hold on a second - let me just go to the www.getbig.com section for 'standard template for rejecting others' notions of latent homosexuality' and now let me reply vis a vis the aforementioned:

Number 1: I am a very proud straight white man.
Number 2: I have a Masters degree in Heterosexuality from Yale
Number 3: I have shagged many many women and never any men
Number 4: I hate both the sinner and the sin
Number 5: None of my best friends are gay and if they were I'd shoot them

  Great list ;D Especially #2
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: disco_stu on April 23, 2006, 02:37:32 AM
so lemme get this straight...scuse the pun.....Bruce was/is a ''taker''...?
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: DIVISION on April 23, 2006, 02:44:22 AM
so lemme get this straight...scuse the pun.....Bruce was/is a ''taker''...?

Indeed, Stuart.

It appears that Bruce took it deep between the cheeks.   :-\





DIV
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on April 23, 2006, 03:03:30 AM
But I don’t want photos of Bruce Patterson--which is why I am not poking around his website.


Bay, your asking for a stalking, by using the word poking around Big Poppa J

The Beef
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: hillbilly on April 23, 2006, 03:51:04 AM
So ae you saying that because he was in some videos, he is not allowed to place higher than he should? Did you think that in his last few competitions, he wasnt' fairly judged?


That cud be the case but i think that his physique is rubish has more to do with it. he has good bodyparts but really really bad flow and tie ins!

Basically in most pics ive seen he looks like a guy in a muscle suit!
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: SpankyCapone on April 23, 2006, 05:20:54 AM
Bruce isnt my cup of tea, but I must admit that [on occasion] I do find myself partial to being done up the ass by a red hot dominatrix fully versed in the art of weilding a 2ft chrome dildo


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Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: LuciusFox on April 24, 2006, 08:06:18 AM
so lemme get this straight...scuse the pun.....Bruce was/is a ''taker''...?

  I take it you are interested? ;D
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: blinky on April 25, 2006, 01:10:55 AM
i heard these stories about Bruce YEARS ago shortly after he turned pro. the story was that he was in debt up to his eyeballs to some shady people from all the drugs he was buying. this is why he started doing the gay porn.
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Billy Rosewood on April 25, 2006, 01:16:18 AM
i heard these stories about Bruce YEARS ago shortly after he turned pro. the story was that he was in debt up to his eyeballs to some shady people from all the drugs he was buying. this is why he started doing the gay porn.


(coughing) bullshit! This guy is a raging fairy of the highest order.  If he needed money that badly, he would have turned tricks privately not gotten his sphincter ripped open on camera for the world to see.  This queef Patterson loves teh cock.
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: blinky on April 25, 2006, 01:22:19 AM

(coughing) bullshit! This guy is a raging fairy of the highest order.  If he needed money that badly, he would have turned tricks privately not gotten his sphincter ripped open on camera for the world to see.  This queef Patterson loves teh cock.

just stating what the story was back then. i havent heard a word since. didnt even know he was still doing it.

his poor wife :-\
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: bigdumbbell on April 25, 2006, 02:34:59 AM
is she a stay at home mom baking cookies?
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: Dr. Shock on April 25, 2006, 03:06:16 AM
This thread is gayer than a soiled pair of Heath Ledger's chaps
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: BayGBM on April 25, 2006, 05:40:04 AM

(coughing) bullshit! This guy is a raging fairy of the highest order.  If he needed money that badly, he would have turned tricks privately not gotten his sphincter ripped open on camera for the world to see.  This queef Patterson loves teh cock.

For what it's worth, as I recall from the two Patterson flix I’ve seen (Playing with Fire & Like Father Like Son) Bruce did not get fucked.  There are a few shots of him getting molested but it’s never anything hard-core. :(
Title: Re: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro
Post by: LuciusFox on April 25, 2006, 07:05:26 AM
For what it's worth, as I recall from the two Patterson flix I’ve seen (Playing with Fire & Like Father Like Son) Bruce did not get fucked.  There are a few shots of him getting molested but it’s never anything hard-core. :(


   Disappointed?  ;D