Author Topic: Bruce Patterson - IFBB Pro (Read 30910 times)

Naked4Jesus · « **Reply #25 on:** April 22, 2006, 10:20:19 AM »

Quote from: Big Poppa J on April 21, 2006, 10:38:18 PM

well this figures . . .

Well hold on a moment here... are you saying that our beloved polesmoking, saladtossing, cockchugging, swordswallowing, nutlicking, assfisting, cumwearing Derek Anthony is ...well um... gay?

BayGBM · « **Reply #26 on:** April 22, 2006, 12:47:48 PM »

Quote from: Big Poppa J on April 22, 2006, 09:20:22 AM

ha. ha. ha. BayGBM is gay - i'm not. Whoop-di-doo. look, if you want his pictures so badly, I told you where you can get them for free - so why say something like that?

Because of all the things you could be spending your spare time on and all the millions of websites you could be visiting, you are trolling Bruce Patteron’s pay/free gay porn pages. Is any heterosexual man THAT bored? $:-\$

"Join meeee, and I will complete your training . . . !"

Quote from: 240 is Back on April 22, 2006, 10:18:35 AM

Bay, do you ever fall in love with the BBers that service you?

Of course. Really good head is hard to find. Alas, the ones I really want, I never get. That's life.

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #27 on:** April 22, 2006, 01:04:32 PM »

Quote from: BayGBM on April 22, 2006, 12:47:48 PM

Because of all the things you could be spending your spare time on and all the millions of websites you could be visiting, you are trolling Bruce Patteron’s pay/free gay porn pages. Is any heterosexual man THAT bored? $:-\$

"Join meeee, and I will complete your training . . . !"

Wrong again, Bay. It's just a funny site I ran across when trying to find out who competed in the 97 Ironman. I noticed Bruce Patterson had competed and I remembered him from the old MMI articles. Wondering what had happened to him i went to his site. To my surprise I found out.

As for the pictures, I wanted my post to be thorough and informative so I searched around for them. That doesn't make me gay or "bi-curious". I'm a 100% heterosexual man who is a fan of bodybuilding. Despite what you think, there are a lot of people like me. I don't fancy men and I don't "interact" with other men in the ways you do.

All you had to say was "cool - now I know where to get more pictures of Bruce Patterson for free - lucky me." Instead you went and questioned my sexuality. I don't appreciate that, Bay.

BayGBM · « **Reply #28 on:** April 22, 2006, 01:09:40 PM »

Quote from: Big Poppa J on April 22, 2006, 01:04:32 PM

All you had to say was "cool - now I know where to get more pictures of Bruce Patterson for free - lucky me." Instead you went and questioned my sexuality. I don't appreciate that, Bay.

But I don’t want photos of Bruce Patterson--which is why I am not poking around his website.

vinnyvee · « **Reply #29 on:** April 22, 2006, 01:14:50 PM »

Quote from: Big Poppa J on April 22, 2006, 01:04:32 PM

Wrong again, Bay. It's just a funny site I ran across when trying to find out who competed in the 97 Ironman. I noticed Bruce Patterson had competed and I remembered him from the old MMI articles. Wondering what had happened to him i went to his site. To my surprise I found out.
All you had to say was "cool - now I know where to get more pictures of Bruce Patterson for free - lucky me." Instead you went and questioned my sexuality. I don't appreciate that, Bay.

I think the only thing anyone can question is the post itself. This thread is retarded man. Like you JUST found out ol Brucey Bunz was peddaling his cock/muscles in gay porn. As a "Fan of Bodybuilding" your telling us you didnt know...honestly?
If I didnt know better I'd say your looking for others besides BayGBM to come thru so you can pm them for some "intimate discussion whilst viewing his material"....

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #30 on:** April 22, 2006, 01:21:42 PM »

Quote from: vinnyvee on April 22, 2006, 01:14:50 PM

I think the only thing anyone can question is the post itself. This thread is retarded man. Like you JUST found out ol Brucey Bunz was peddaling his cock/muscles in gay porn. As a "Fan of Bodybuilding" your telling us you didnt know...honestly?
If I didnt know better I'd say your looking for others besides BayGBM to come thru so you can pm them for some "intimate discussion whilst viewing his material"....

I didn't say I just found out about it. But I doubt everyone else knew. This thread wasn't supposed to be retarded it was supposed to be light hearted and humourous. With rusty's carreer being talked about I figured Bruce's would be topical.

badlad · « **Reply #31 on:** April 22, 2006, 01:36:47 PM »

bigdumbbell and BayGBM - you both seem to imply that perhaps I might have a certain inclination.
Hold on a second - let me just go to the www.getbig.com section for 'standard template for rejecting others' notions of latent homosexuality' and now let me reply vis a vis the aforementioned:

Number 1: I am a very proud straight white man.
Number 2: I have a Masters degree in Heterosexuality from Yale
Number 3: I have shagged many many women and never any men
Number 4: I hate both the sinner and the sin
Number 5: None of my best friends are gay and if they were I'd shoot them

badlad · « **Reply #32 on:** April 22, 2006, 01:39:47 PM »

...& now back to Bruce's site...
damn did I just type that out loud...

240 is Back · « **Reply #33 on:** April 22, 2006, 01:40:56 PM »

Quote from: badlad on April 22, 2006, 01:36:47 PM

Number 1: I am a very proud straight white man.
Number 2: I have a Masters degree in Heterosexuality from Yale
Number 3: I have shagged many many women and never any men
Number 4: I hate both the sinner and the sin
Number 5: None of my best friends are gay and if they were I'd shoot them

Monster overcompensation

Beener · « **Reply #34 on:** April 22, 2006, 01:44:22 PM »

Honestly bigdumbel do you have anythign better to do than whine about someones thread and calling them gay? Fuck no wonder you have 5000 posts.

Special Ed · « **Reply #35 on:** April 22, 2006, 01:50:09 PM »

You guys are all gay for even reading this thread.

You're all going to hell.

Special Ed

PS. Anyone have Bruce's phone number?

badlad · « **Reply #36 on:** April 22, 2006, 01:54:34 PM »

Special 'on the down low' Ed

BayGBM · « **Reply #37 on:** April 22, 2006, 02:07:32 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on April 22, 2006, 01:50:09 PM

PS. Anyone have Bruce's phone number?

I do.

knny187 · « **Reply #38 on:** April 22, 2006, 02:24:36 PM »

2 years later.......& this topics pops back up again.

Where's Brett & www.musclebears.com

that's has to be the next topic up for discusssion

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #39 on:** April 22, 2006, 02:56:39 PM »

Quote from: badlad on April 22, 2006, 01:36:47 PM

bigdumbbell and BayGBM - you both seem to imply that perhaps I might have a certain inclination.
Hold on a second - let me just go to the www.getbig.com section for 'standard template for rejecting others' notions of latent homosexuality' and now let me reply vis a vis the aforementioned:

Number 1: I am a very proud straight white man.
Number 2: I have a Masters degree in Heterosexuality from Yale
Number 3: I have shagged many many women and never any men
Number 4: I hate both the sinner and the sin
Number 5: None of my best friends are gay and if they were I'd shoot them

#2 LOL

WiseGuy · « **Reply #40 on:** April 22, 2006, 04:35:39 PM »

Quote from: badlad on April 22, 2006, 01:36:47 PM

bigdumbbell and BayGBM - you both seem to imply that perhaps I might have a certain inclination.
Hold on a second - let me just go to the www.getbig.com section for 'standard template for rejecting others' notions of latent homosexuality' and now let me reply vis a vis the aforementioned:

Number 1: I am a very proud straight white man.
Number 2: I have a Masters degree in Heterosexuality from Yale
Number 3: I have shagged many many women and never any men
Number 4: I hate both the sinner and the sin
Number 5: None of my best friends are gay and if they were I'd shoot them

Translation:

i have packed more fudge than a hershey's retiree.....

$:-\$

LuciusFox · « **Reply #41 on:** April 22, 2006, 10:32:43 PM »

Quote from: badlad on April 22, 2006, 01:36:47 PM

bigdumbbell and BayGBM - you both seem to imply that perhaps I might have a certain inclination.
Hold on a second - let me just go to the www.getbig.com section for 'standard template for rejecting others' notions of latent homosexuality' and now let me reply vis a vis the aforementioned:

Number 1: I am a very proud straight white man.
Number 2: I have a Masters degree in Heterosexuality from Yale
Number 3: I have shagged many many women and never any men
Number 4: I hate both the sinner and the sin
Number 5: None of my best friends are gay and if they were I'd shoot them

Great list

Especially #2

disco_stu · « **Reply #42 on:** April 23, 2006, 02:37:32 AM »

so lemme get this straight...scuse the pun.....Bruce was/is a ''taker''...?

DIVISION · « **Reply #43 on:** April 23, 2006, 02:44:22 AM »

Quote from: disco_stu on April 23, 2006, 02:37:32 AM

so lemme get this straight...scuse the pun.....Bruce was/is a ''taker''...?

Indeed, Stuart.

It appears that Bruce took it deep between the cheeks. $:-\$

DIV

Hurricane Beef ! · « **Reply #44 on:** April 23, 2006, 03:03:30 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on April 22, 2006, 01:09:40 PM

But I don’t want photos of Bruce Patterson--which is why I am not poking around his website.

Bay, your asking for a stalking, by using the word poking around Big Poppa J

The Beef

hillbilly · « **Reply #45 on:** April 23, 2006, 03:51:04 AM »

Quote from: Ron on April 21, 2006, 10:57:17 PM

So ae you saying that because he was in some videos, he is not allowed to place higher than he should? Did you think that in his last few competitions, he wasnt' fairly judged?

That cud be the case but i think that his physique is rubish has more to do with it. he has good bodyparts but really really bad flow and tie ins!

Basically in most pics ive seen he looks like a guy in a muscle suit!

SpankyCapone · « **Reply #46 on:** April 23, 2006, 05:20:54 AM »

Bruce isnt my cup of tea, but I must admit that [on occasion] I do find myself partial to being done up the ass by a red hot dominatrix fully versed in the art of weilding a 2ft chrome dildo

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LuciusFox · « **Reply #47 on:** April 24, 2006, 08:06:18 AM »

Quote from: disco_stu on April 23, 2006, 02:37:32 AM

so lemme get this straight...scuse the pun.....Bruce was/is a ''taker''...?

I take it you are interested?

blinky · « **Reply #48 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:10:55 AM »

i heard these stories about Bruce YEARS ago shortly after he turned pro. the story was that he was in debt up to his eyeballs to some shady people from all the drugs he was buying. this is why he started doing the gay porn.

Billy Rosewood · « **Reply #49 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:16:18 AM »

Quote from: blinky on April 25, 2006, 01:10:55 AM

i heard these stories about Bruce YEARS ago shortly after he turned pro. the story was that he was in debt up to his eyeballs to some shady people from all the drugs he was buying. this is why he started doing the gay porn.

(coughing) bullshit! This guy is a raging fairy of the highest order. If he needed money that badly, he would have turned tricks privately not gotten his sphincter ripped open on camera for the world to see. This queef Patterson loves teh cock.